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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Waltzing Tilda | Post-Apocalyptic Short Film (2017)

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wholl come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

Waltzing Matilda, who bloody killed her?

Lying in the grass with a dagger up her ass.

And his balls must be sore, cause he caught them in the roller door.

Wholl come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

At least 44 people have been killed after...

They have taken enough from our country and we will be taking it back.

Many fear a new nuclear arms race has quietly begun,

as the United States, Russia and China...

...terror and chaos...

Im just about to go home, I can do this at home!

I saw her down in Cronulla and I told her, I told her, I told her right there. I was like...

- ...’I dont need you around anymore!’ - Hey babe, how you doing?

Hey, look at me when Im talking to you, bitch!

Hey dude, its been a while, umm...

Yeah, where the fuck have you been?

I thought you were gonna be there last night, but...I guess not.

Were supposed to be friends and I dont wanna be the only one putting the effort in.

- Hiya, Shane. - Anyways, umm...

...I was wondering if you wanna come...

Tilda, this is the third message that Ive left can you please pick up?

I mean, its not like I created you and gave you the gift of life with my peni...

Turn it up man. Turn it up man!


Quiet day...

One-two, Scooby-Doo.

My name is Tilda. Im a resident of Sydney, Australia, born and raised.

I woke up today and something was different.

There was no one at my work.

No one in their homes, no one in their cars.

Everyone has left.

My friends, my family...


If anyone finds this, if anyone is listening to this...

Fuck off.

Im king of the world!


You know what day it is, right?

What? Youve been counting?

Kind of hard to forget isnt it?

Everyone disappears overnight, no bodies, not a single trace?

- For Gods sake, here we go. - Were not gonna find a logical explanation.

Maybe they left for another world and forgot us behind?

LikeHome Aloneon a planetary scale.

Maybe they never existed at all. Maybe they were simply a figment of imagination.

Sometimes I wish you were a figment of imagination.

I dont know. Maybe this is what our personal inferno looks like?

If that was the case, Id say Hell has a bad reputation.

You know, theres this one theory I keep coming back to.

I dont care you idiot. It doesnt matter.

Stop questioning everything. Just be happy.

Purgatory. Its a test.

Nothing unclean will enter heaven and all that.

Youve passed on but youre clearly not ready for whats next.

This isnt purgatory, you idiot. This is great.

Earth has never been better.

Theres no more conflict, no more war. No starving children.

- There are no children. - The threat of humanity is gone.

This is my kingdom, Shane.

Your kingdom is empty, you twat.

- Exactly. - The Nile aint just a river in Egypt, mate.

What good is the human experience if you dont have anyone to share it with?

Its fucking awesome is what it is, and besides, Ive got you and Gary dont I?

Yeah, but...wait, what?

Who...whos Gary?

- Gday, mate - I met him the other day.

Get in my way and Ill box the living shit out of ya!

Nah, its really nice to meet you, Shane.

Puter there!

Oh, God...Shes crazy.

Whats wrong mate? Not thirsty?

Shut the fuck up, Gary.

Loose thetude, dude.

Today is special, and we should be celebrating.

How is this different from what we do every day?

Happy two year anniversary, bud.

You what?

Fuck you, Centrepoint Tower!

Wait for it.


It was meant to go off when I pointed at it. It would have been awesome.

You know this is why...

Hey, there you go.


Where do you wanna sleep tonight?

Penthouse round Town Hall? Penthouse round St James?

God my kingdom is awesome.


You might be the only person alive and this is what you do with of life?

You call yourself king but youre not taking care of the world.

Youre not even taking care of yourself, you daft fuck.

- Jesus! - You keep going on about how shit the world was but...

...what did you ever do to make it better? What have you ever done for anyone?

Why are you attacking me? Its not like the rest of the world ever gave a shit.

Youre a part of the world! It is what you make it.

Its a bit late for that now, isnt it?

Anyway, if youre done shouting, where do you wanna go?

Oh, well fuck you then.

Im gonna stay here and you can go wherever you like you grumpy sod.

I like sleeping outdoors anyway.

Im sick of seeing you do this to yourself.

Then fuck off you rabbit fuck! What do you want from me?

I just...I...

- I dont want anything. - Then piss off and leave.

I dont need you.




Hey dude, its been a while, umm...

Yeah, where the fuck have you been?

I thought you were gonna be there last night, but...I guess not.

Were supposed to be friends and I dont wanna be the only one putting the effort in.

Anyways, umm...I was wondering if you wanna come hangout for my birthday this weekend?

Im really feeling like cake, and beer.

Itd be really nice if you were there. I really miss you.

Thank you for looking after Shane for me. I promise Ill come get him soon.

Okay...see you.

Tilda, this is the third message that Ive left can you please pick up?

I just wanna know that youre alright.

You know, theyre playing thatNight of the Living Deadthis weekend... that cinema down the street. Would be fun to see.

Anyway, Ill speak soon.

I love you, kid.

Everything is gonna be alright, Tilda.

You dont need them. Everything is gonna be...

I cant do this, okay? I cant do this anymore.

Its over.

Forget about him, okay? Honestly, come on.

Hes a piece of shit.


Is that the ending of the fucking film?

I...I...I died, and this is how it ends?

Wait, Stop. Stop! Stop the credits.

Its not ending this way. Youre waking up. This movie is going on.

Right? Alright. Get up.

Get up!

I used to think it was better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone.

I guess it was just easier.

Earths doing pretty good without us, isnt it?

I wish it didnt have to be like that.

I do miss them.

Well, some of them.

Im lucky I had you.

Ill miss you, Shane.

Waltzing Matilda, Waltzing Matilda

Wholl come a-Waltzing Matilda with me?

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