-Jim, we need to order a cake for Creed's birthday.
-Oh, wasn't it just someone's birthday?
-Yes. Kelly's was last week, remember?
-I do remember, yeah. -It's Birthday Month.
Creed's is today, Oscar's is week after next,
Meredith's is at the end of the month.
-[ Exhales sharply ] -Michael usually goes with
red and white streamers for --
-You know what? I have an idea.
Why don't we just do one, big shared party?
-What? -We can just one big fun party
Everybody's happy, nobody wastes our time.
-I don't like it.
-Hey, Jim.
Can I have my own cake? -What's that?
-I really prefer Devil's Food cake.
-Oh, sure. -Yes.
-Okay. -Awesome.
-Wow, that was easy.
-Yeah, people like me, I guess
[ Knocking on glass ] -Jim.
I hate Devil's Food.
-Well, I think Meredith -- -Screw Meredith.
I don't think it's fair to let someone else
pick the cake on my birthday
-Everybody's birthday. -Today is actually my birthday
and I want to pick the cake. -What do you want?
-I want pie. I want peach pie. -You want birthday pie?
-I want a nice cobbler. -Well, I'm gonna talk
to Angela, and we're gonna see what we can do about a pie
-I don't care who you talk to, just make it happen.
-It'll be Angela. -Tell her it's for Creed.
She'll know what that means.
-What is Jim thinking?
It's a birthday. So what if there's a lot of them?
-Yeah, I work hard all day
I like knowing that there' going to be a break.
Most days I just sit and wait for the break.
-I took an extra shot of insulin
in preparation for this cake today.
If I don't have some cake soon I might die.
-Why don't you just have an apple?
-Why don't you mind your business?
-Listen, I figured this out.
Jimmy had his birthday three weeks ago,
so he doesn't care.
-I think the power went to his head.
-Yeah. -Hey, Jim.
-Hey, guys. What are we talking about?
-Nothing! Nothing going on
We're talking about nothing.
Come on, gang.
-♪♪ Happy birthday to you
♪♪ Happy birthday to you ♪♪
-♪♪ Happy birthday, dear Creed
-♪♪ Happy birthday to you
-Yeah! -Whoo!
-I was right. Skip around the room.
Skip around the room.
We won't -- Okay, alright.
Yike -- Don't do that, you're gonna break something.
Man became civilized for a reason.
He decided that he liked to have warmth and clothing
and television and hamburger and to walk upright
and to have a soft futon at the end of the day.
He didn't want to have to struggle to survive.
Hey, buddy. -Hey.
-Word up.
-Sure glad you're back.
-You are relieved.
-You have no idea.
-So what did I miss?
-Well, I tried to put all the birthdays together at once
-Ugh. -So. Terrible idea.
-Yeah. Okay. I did that.
Rookie mistake.
-You did do it? -Uh-huh.
Yeah. Just wait.
10 years, you'll figure it out
-Well, I don't think I'll be here in 10 years, but..
-That's what I said.
[ Chewing ]
That's what she said.
[ Chewing ]
-That's what who said?
-I never know.
-[ Laughs ]
-I just say it.
I say stuff like that, you know, to lighten the tension
when things sort of get hard
-That's what she said. -[ Snorts ]
Hey. Nice.
Really good.
Bravo, my young ward.
