- Let me test you on this.
- I think I might be drunk.
- Did you ever cheat on me and if you did, why?
- I've had some pretty solid opportunities.
(sighs)
- The fuck?
(orchestra music)
- I'm Kya.
- I'm Quinn.
- I'm Dan.
- I'm Shannon.
- Did you answer my ad?
I think I had a dating ad and you answered it.
- Oh it was a dating ad, yeah.
- I was 15, we didn't really date.
- We dated and then we lived together.
- We hung out a lot. (laughing)
- We were in a very serious relationship.
- We broke up.
(laughing)
- I mean that was, like, five years ago.
- Yeah, so it was a while back.
- Yeah.
- Had to pick a safe ex.
(laughing)
- I'll ask you.
What do your friends and parents think of me?
- Everyone loves you.
But everyone hates you as my boyfriend.
- Oh shit.
- We fight a lot.
- My mom loved you.
- Really?
I stopped calling on New Years because I didn't
want it to be weird.
- You fucked my cousin.
- What? (chuckles)
- Oh, shit. Let's not even--
How did I end it thinking of family
when we're talking about the family?
Is it my turn?
- When did you know it was over?
- It was kind of rocky from the get-go.
I just think as soon as I knew for sure that the
physical romantic chemistry wasn't there for me--
it seemed to be there for you, but not me.
- You knew it was over the first day,
we just drank it off for three years.
- When did you know it was over?
- When you hit me in the rib with your high heel.
- That was, too. I ain't gonna lie.
We didn't have a healthy relationship,
let's just say that.
- When you're being a huge dick,
I was like "it's probably over."
- Am I better lover than who you're currently with?
Be honest.
- I'm not currently with anybody.
My god, yes.
No.
Her new boyfriend...
Looks awesome.
- He's pretty cute.
- Yeah.
- What do you think I should change about myself
for my next relationship?
- I'm definitely going to drink.
(laughing)
- Oh wow, okay.
That's interesting.
- I don't think my opinion is valid in this scenario.
- But you have one.
(laughing)
- Did you ever cheat on me?
If you did, why?
- I don't think I cheated on you.
I'm just gonna take a shot.
- No...
- No.
- You've probably ended up--
- I would've felt less guilty.
- You've probably wouldn't have minded.
- I would've been like I want him to be happy.
- I wouldn't call it cheating.
- What was it?
- A touch.
- Who?
- We were in the same bed together.
- How do you mean touch?
- I rubbed her titty.
- Okay.
- She was like "do you want to touch my titty?"
and I was like "I'll touch your titty."
I was like "what a nice titty."
Then I was like "now that's it, go to sleep."
(laughing)
- There was someone I was seeing--
- I'm like...
Impressed.
(laughing)
- Not that you're seeing somebody else.
- I really felt like I had it.
(laughing)
- There was just a little bit of overlap, I think.
(laughing)
- When you started hanging out with me,
did you cut that off?
- Eventually, yeah.
- You cut it off or faded it out?
- You faded it out!
- Faded it out.
(laughing)
- Who was the first person you made out with after
we broke up?
- I'll probably say Adriana.
- You childish for that! You childish!
- Adriana was my first girlfriend.
You don't even know the half of it.
- This is so bad.
- It's cool.
Take a shot!
- Random girl named Kelsey in New Orleans.
- If you don't want to know, you can take a shot.
- That was true though.
- Cool.
- What?
Okay...
I dare you to take a body shot off of me.
- What's a body shot?
(laughing)
- To get out of it, it takes two shots.
- Jesus Christ.
- This feels like a consent situation.
- I know that's what I was getting to, I'm like--
(laughing)
- I dare you to take a body shot off me
or take two to get out of it.
- You have a boyfriend, I respect this gentleman.
- Come on, let's pour it in there.
(laughing)
- You can either--
- I'm like...
I'm 100 years old.
(laughing)
I think you should stay on that side.
- Where is it gonna go?
- Well, where were you gonna put it?
- I don't know.
- Uh oh.
- Sorry.
- That was too much.
- Here, I got you.
(glass clinks)
(cheers)
(laughing)
- Wow you really got your mouth around that thing.
- Anyone else want one?
Chris?
- Stay really still.
(laughing)
(clapping)
- Oh fuck!
Do you ever pop into my head while I masturbate?
Yes.
Wait, that questions for you!
I'm dirty as hell! (laughing)
- Do I ever pop into your head when you're masturbating?
(giggles)
- What the fuck?
- Yeah.
(laughs)
- Yeah.
- Oh god!
- Your turn.
Go and draw a card.
- Do you think I'll be a good wife?
- Fuck yeah!
- Really?
- I wanted you to be my wife!
(chuckles)
- Would you go out with me again?
- We are going out.
He's taking me to dinner.
You're taking me to dinner.
- Would you go out with me again?
- You know the answer.
I fucked up.
- If you could do it over again, what would you change?
- Definitely not be so...
Violent and aggressive towards you.
Do not look at me like that.
- Thank you.
- Do you still love me?
- Yeah.
Of course.
- When you move into the future and
you're no longer connected...
I just don't--
I don't know where she's gonna be when she gets old.
- I wanna cheers to a nice friendship and happiness.
- Yes.
Come here, that's blessings.
- Yeah I hope we stay friends for a long time actually.
(glasses clink)
- To friendship. (chuckles)
- I think some other people are like "fuck you"
but I'm so lucky.
(glass clinks)
(laughing)
- I wish you...
Success and luck and health.
And all the best.
- Cheers.
(offscreen crew applauding)