This is just my face.
Well, you have such pretty teeth.
I wish you'd smile more.
Be careful what you wish for, Pam.
You again, Jiminy Rickets?
This itty-bitty angel's going to show you
what a world with big, open lips and exposed teeth
would look like.
Besides, YouTube loves me.
[DING] And sequels are trending right now.
What are you even talking about?
Just let him get it over with.
Gaze into the pint glass of truth, and I'll show you.
Here's when you first met.
Man, would you look at the gums on him.
Here's you learning a new language.
Here you are, making a good first impression over dinner.
[SOUNS OF PLEASURE]
And here you are at the dentist.
Now open wide.
It's a little dentist joke.
Well, it was messy, but everyone seemed happy.
Ding, ding, ding.
So you're a tiny, magical hobo who
ominously promises to show us whatever we wish for?
And it usually has a pretty good outcome.
Now you're cooking with tires.
Why do you even do this?
I do it for the YouTube fans.
I wish we knew tomorrow's lottery numbers.
And I wish I had a few more likes.
[DING, DING, DING, DING]
I just match with the tooth fairy.
I'll see you two later.
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I might even wear shoes.