- YOU'RE ALWAYS BRINGING ME STUFF.
- WELL, WE'RE BOTH SOUTHERN. - YOU'RE SOUTHERN--
- YOU CAN'T COME TO SOMEBODY'S HOUSE EMPTY-HANDED.
- YEAH, BUT YOU'RE MORE POLITE THAN ME.
I'M SOUTHERN, BUT I FORGET TO BRING STUFF ALL THE TIME.
[laughter]
WHAT DO YOU HAVE FOR ME?
- WELL, I BROUGHT A MUG FOR YOU AND A MUG FOR PORTIA.
AND I--HOT CHOCOLATE, WHICH IS ALWAYS NICE.
AND THEN SOME AMARYLLIS BULBS... - [gasps]
- SO YOU CAN FORCE THEM FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
- THAT'S FANTASTIC. THANK YOU SO MUCH.
YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT ALL OF IT.
YOU FOUND A SANTA IN AN AIRPORT AND GOT A PICTURE WITH HIM.
- OH, YEAH! I MET SANTA, Y'ALL.
I FOUND HIM AT THE AIRPORT. [laughter]
AND LOOK. LOOK WHAT HE--
OKAY, SO THEN SANTA, LIKE, JUST LOOKS AT ME,
AND HE'S LIKE, "OH, I KNOW YOU,"
AND THEN HE PULLS THIS CARD OUT OF HIS POCKET, AND--
CAN YOU SEE WHAT THE CARD SAYS?
- NO. OH, "NAUGHTY."
[laughter]
- HOW DID HE KNOW?
[laughter]
- HE'S SANTA.
HOW OLD ARE YOUR KIDS?
- 15--MY DAUGHTER'S 15, MY SON IS 11,
AND MY OTHER SON IS 2.
- WOW. THAT'S AMAZING TO HAVE--
- YES, IT'S LIKE "LITTLE HOUSE ON THE PRAIRIE."
- [laughs] IT REALLY IS.
- OH, YEAH, THERE'S MY SON. audience: AW.
THERE'S MY LITTLE TWO-YEAR-OLD.
- OH, BOY. ADORABLE.
- HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO'S NOT EMBARRASSED OF ME.
- I WAS GONNA SAY, THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE,
YOU WERE SAYING THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW COOL YOU ARE.
DO THEY STILL FEEL THAT WAY?
- IT'S GOTTEN WORSE,
AS YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.
HE'S THE ONLY ONE THAT'LL LET ME TAKE HIS PICTURE TOO.
THE REST ARE LIKE, "MOM, STOP."
AND THE OTHER DAY-- NOW MY 11-YEAR-OLD
HAS GOTTEN SO EMBARRASSED OF ME.
HE SAID TO ME-- [laughs]
WE WERE DRIVING IN THE CAR, AND I HAD MY COFFEE CUP THERE,
AND HE SAID, "UGH, THE LIPSTICK ON YOUR COFFEE CUP
IS SO EMBARRASSING."
[laughter]
- WOW. - WOW.
- THAT'S EMBARRASSING? - I WAS LIKE, "YEAH.
WELL, GET OVER IT, KID, 'CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF LIPSTICK."
[laughter]
- WOW. IT'S AMAZING.
I MEAN, I HEAR THE STORIES
THAT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, YOU EMBARRASS YOUR KIDS.
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA BE ON THE RED CARPET A LOT...
- OH, NO. - SO WE WANT YOU TO REPRESENT.
SO WE HAVE SOME HIKING BOOTS.
- WHAT? [cheers and applause]
- WE HAVE A CANTEEN. - WHAT?
- AND A COMPASS. - WHAT?
- YEAH.
- THAT IS SO AMAZING.
- WELL, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU GOT TO DRESS UP THERE,
BUT I WANT YOU TO STILL, YOU KNOW--
- STILL BE ABLE TO FIND MY WAY.
- YOU'VE GOT TO FIND YOUR CAR AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.
- [laughing] - "WHERE'S MY COMPASS?"
"WILD" IS IN THEATERS ACROSS THE COUNTRY STARTING TODAY.
REESE WITHERSPOON, EVERYBODY. - THIS IS SO COOL.
[cheers and applause]
