There are three types of girls
ones who wants to do it in the sheathe of LOVE
ones who wanna do it in the swaddle of FRIENDSHIP
AND ones who just wanna DO it.
How did I reached in the balcony ?
How would I know it
there was a girl here AGAIN ?
Which girl ?
my phone is ..ringing.
because of you we have changed our flat over 49 times!
This flat is owned by Police Commisioner
Stop being so much horny
Its like you've fuc**d half the town.
where are you ?
outside your flat.
you only called me ?
oh yeah, yeah yeah
give me some time
Actually I need to change my look for this girl..
we will go together, OK ?
I m sorry. ok
She only insisted.
I will refuse everyone from now on.
Hmm, whose call it was ? and where are you going now ?
It was Jhaant's call
Oh my god!
what a beauty!
Control, where are you trying to reach ?
But look at her man!
I don't quite understand girls
Yeah, they hide what they should SHOW and they Show what they should hide..
Come back to life ROMEO
and give me the Cigarette ?
leave it, I was trying to quit.
take it dude.
ok, get some milk from the market
ok, but why are you looking here as*h**e ?
Please. Please go
Brother, Two cups of tea.
its hot, handle with care.
what happened ? why this nipple like face ?
BRO, why do we fall in love ?
I am serious.
Instead of falling in love you should fall in COMA!
I am serious.
I am scared of this "Fu##ed" face.
You even scared that girl away!
You don't understand what love is, and you never will.
yes, I don't
Because this love is not something to understand.
Its something to experience.
But you as#h#l#s have made it a disease.
And sorry I don't want to fall in this VISCIOUS cycle!
How should I explain this to my gf ?
she broke up with me last night..
You have been in a relationship from 1 year, right ?
So did you guys do something ?
Hanky- Panky type ?
I mean S#x
Really ? Is everything fine there ?
You are committing a sin my friend
what's sinful in that ?
If not on esha, atleast have some mercy on your monkey.
You don't compromise in kisses and all, do you ?
No Bro, that is all unlimited.
Then you're sins just got doubled.
Now what is with it ?
Have you ever thought
You do kisses FROM up here
Do you ever thought about your monkey ?
That innocent thing gets stressed down there.
it gets all confused "Where to Go!"
And Have you ever thought about esha's...
ok Leave it, Hold this.
Give me your phone
what for ?
I will mend your relationship again
For whole lifetime
Give it to me fast
When did you bought this ?
just two days back.
But what will you do ?
Hello, yeah Tunnu
listen, Spit that tabacoo and
tell me where you live.
G.b road Bc!
send me your location ASAP
Bro what are you doing, atleast tell me.
will you stay calm ?
What did you do ?
Your work is done.
just three minutes and then your patch up.
Its her call Bro.
Don't pick it, pick it after 3 rings.
And what if she not call again ?
Bc! Now you are suspecting my talent ?
But what did you say ?
I send her the location of gb road
And wrote "Losing my virginity"
What ? Are you mad or what
Bro, you are going to f##k my life.
Now , pick it.
Where ever you are, come straight to my house.
In 15 minutes, no arguments.
Yeah yeah, ok I will come just now.
go where ever she calls you.
And listen, don't forget to carry protection.
one with boils on it.
its not one with boils.
Its called dotted.
Take this knowledge in there!
And listen, have Chocolate shake.
Go! Go! Go!
and listen, Get my hoody.
Bro, how did "Rod" got his name 'rod' ?
One day he had a fight
and he punched a dude
But that dude moved away
and he got hit by a pole.
His bone got cracked.
From then on, his finger remains
New look again ?
so are you gonna hookup again ?
Listen, its my office trip
I won't be home this night
ok, but give that cigarette.
and listen, don't call any girl this time.
Hello, Can you meet me tonight ?
Leave it BRO
I don't want to live with you BRO
Its your daily drama
I can't live with a BOY like you.
No, BRO I will leave tommorow morning.
Now, I will have to pay whole flat's rent alone!!!