Practice English Speaking&Listening with: "The Hot Tub Song" - JT The Piano Man (Adult Humour)

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Hi I'm JT Welcome to The Piano Bar

This song is called The Hot Tub Song

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Now call it mid life crisis, but the wife wanted spices

To hot up our sex life So we bought ourselves a hot tub to get ourselves

all loved up And make some new friends at night

So I plugged the thing in, got the water to spin

And put champagne on ice Soon it was hot, so ready or not

We made the plunge of our lives

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Now Brian and Stacey, who looked rather racey! Came over to socialize

I knew I was in trouble, before even bubbles When wife had that look in her eye

See Brian was fat, not the slim sexy chap He'd e-mailed the week before

He looked a lot older, his head somehow balder She showed them both to the door

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Now Bob and Charlene, who looked quite charming Made it to hot tub stage (woo!)

Closer we giggled, and closer we wriggled And clearly too much champagne

As couples we rocked, the girls took off their tops

We cheered as glasses chinked And then on my thigh, a hand passing by

To my horror Bob turned and winked!

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Now Moya and Bryce, they seemed rather nice Ticked all of our boxes and more

My wife became daring, at the thought of us sharing

She said "This time...it's happening for sure"

But Bryce and Moya they called themselves voyeurs

And wanted us just to stare They kissed and they cuddled, while our heads

just muddled Wondering why we were there!

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Some call it swinging, but we never swang From the beginning, we never got that hot

tub thang And now it's time to accept, unplug and drain

the dregs But my wife said " Hey..maybe just one more

time" And she gave me that sexy look in her eye!

But...

What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Yeah...What happens in the hot tub stays in the hot tub

Secrets are safe with me Forget all your troubles in champagne and

bubbles Move over closer to me

Forget all your troubles in champagne and bubbles

Move over closer to me

The Description of "The Hot Tub Song" - JT The Piano Man (Adult Humour)