Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Vega Genesis

Hey good evening! It's June 11th beardlovers, friends, good tippers, complete strangers.

And guess what? Today's pretty special cause it's my golden episode.

I've been alive for 26 years and this is my 26th episode.

Technically, it's my 28th but I don't count Late Night Flip Flop and I was too tired to

celebrate last night. It's official. To celebrate, I bought some bling. Bought

some bling. Bought some bling. To celebrate, I bought some bling. Jingalingaling. Jingalingaling.

Hooray! [throws confetti] [squeezes squeaky toy twice] I'm living my life like it's golden.

[sigh] Again with the color changes on this camera.

So in honor of my golden episode, I had Sting Munich make me some cupcakes. POV style. How'd

you do it, Sting? [Sting's voiceover:] I went to the store and

bought some fucking cupcakes. There are two things that suck about celebrating

my golden episode on this day. Singer Susan Vega achieved independence from her mother's

womb and Mongolia achieved independence from China. That is why I had Sting make me two

cupcakes -- one for me and one for Susan Vega. I can't buy cupcakes for all of Mongolia.

Yet. Susan, I will eat a cupcake every night until

you come to eat yours. You remember Susan Vega, don't you?

[a little bit of Tom's Diner plays and Wheezy re-enacts various YouTube videos he plays

of Toms Diner. This includes clones doing jumping jacks, Wheezy making out with his

hand, dropping a cupcake on the table, Wheezy imitating an eagle.]

Alright, time to go. Matt brought beer. [Matt holds up the beer, tilts his head and

winks (ding)] Wink. [Matt:] Isn't it SuZANNE Vega?