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Hi, Im John Green; this is Crash Course World History and today were going to learn

about the Roman Empire, which of course began when two totally nonfictional twins, Romulus

and Remus, whod been raised by wolves, founded a city on seven hills.

Mr Green, Mr Green, whatwhat does SPQR stand for?

It means shut pie hole quickly, rapscallion. No, it means Senātus Populusque Rōmānus,

one of the mottos of the Roman Republic.

So today were going to do some old school Great Man History and focus on Julius Caesar

while trying to answer a question: When, if ever, is it OK to stab someone 23 times?

[Theme Music]

Shakespeare answers that question by saying that Roman senators killed Caesar because

he was going to destroy the Roman republic, but even if thats true, we still have to answer whether:

a. The Roman Republic was worth preserving, and

b. whether Caesar actually destroyed it.

One of the things that made the Roman republic endure, both in reality and in imagination

was its balance. According to the Greek historian Polybius, "THE THREE kinds of government,

monarchy, aristocracy and democracy, were all found united in Rome. Andit was no easy

thing to determine with assurance, whether the entire state was an aristocracy, a democracy, or a monarchy.”

At the heart of this blended system was the Senate, a body of legislators chosen from

a group of elite families. (Rome was divided into two broad classes: the Patriciansthe

small group of aristocratic families and the Plebeians, basically everybody else. The Senators

were drawn from the Patricians.) The Senate was a sort of a mixture of legislature and

giant advisory council. Their main job was to set the policy for the Consuls.

Each year the Senate would choose from among its ranks 2 co-Consuls to serve as sort of

the chief executives of Rome. There needed to be two so they could check each others

ambition, and also so that one could, you know, take care of Rome domestically, while

the other was off fighting wars, and conquering new territory.

There were two additional checks on power: First, the one-year term. I mean, how much

trouble could you really do in a year, right? Unless youre the CEO of Netflix, I mean

he destroyed that company in like two weeks.

And secondly, once a senator had served as consul, he was forbidden to serve as consul

again for at least 10 years. Although that went a little bit like you say youre only

going to eat one Chipotle burrito per week, and then there are a few exceptions, and then

all of a sudden youre there every day, and YES, I know guacamole is more, JUST GIVE IT TO ME!

But right, we were talking about the Romans. The Romans also had a position of dictator,

a person who would whod take over in the event the Republic was in imminent danger.

The paradigm for this selfless Roman ruler was Cincinnatus, a general who came out of

comfortable retirement at his plantation, took command of an army, defeated whatever

enemy he was battling, and then laid down his command and returned to his farm, safe

in the knowledge that one day the second largest city in Ohio would be named for him.

If that model of leadership sounds familiar to Americans by the way, its because George

Washington was heavily influenced by Cincinnatus when he invented the idea of a two term president.

So along comes Caesar. Gaius Ju- Gay-us? No its Gaius, I know from Battlestar Galactica.

Gaius Julius Caesar was born around 100 BCE to one of Romes leading families. His birth

was somewhat miraculous, requiring a surgical procedure that we know as Caesarian section.

Coming as he did from the senatorial class, it was natural that Caesar would serve in

both the army and the Senate, which he did. He rose through the ranks, and after some

top-notch generalling, and a gig as the governor of Spain, he decided to run for consul.

In order to win, Caesar needed financial help, which he got from Crassus, one of Romes

richest men. Crassus ran a private fire company whose business model was essentially, “Hey,

I notice your house is on fire. Give me some money and Ill help you out with that.”

Caesar succeeded in becoming consul in 59 BCE and thereafter sought to dominate Roman

politics by allying himself with Crassus and also with Romes other most powerful man,

the general Pompey. Youll no doubt remember Pompey from his fascination with Alexander

the Great. Pompey, Crassus, and Caesar were the so-called first triumvirate, and the alliance

worked out super well, for Caesar. Not so well for the other two. Lets go to the Thought Bubble.

After a year as consul that included getting the senate to pass laws largely because of

intimidation by Pompeys troops, Caesar landed the governorship of Gaul, at least

the southern part of Gaul that Rome controlled. He quickly conquered the rest of Gaul and

his four loyal armiesor legions, as the Romans called thembecame his source of

power. Caesar continued his conquests, invading Britain and waging another successful war against the Gauls.

While he was away, Crassus died in battle with the Parthians and Pompey, who had become

Caesars rival and enemy, was elected Consul. Pompey and the Senate decided to try to strip

Caesar of his command and recall him to Rome. If he returned to Rome without an army, Caesar

would have been prosecuted for corrupt consuling and also probably exceeding his authority

as governor, so instead he returned with the 13th Legion.

He crossed the Rubicon River, famously saying, “The die is castor possibly, “Let

the die be cast.” Sorry, Thought Bubble, sources disagree. Basically, Caesar was invading

his own hometown. Pompey was in charge of Romes army but like a boss fled the city,

and by 48 BCE Caesar was in total command of all of Romes holdings, having been named

both dictator and consul.

Caesar set out to Egypt to track down Pompey only to learn that hed already been assassinated

by agents of the Pharaoh Ptolemy. Egypt had its own civil war at the time, between the

Pharaoh and his sister/wife Cleopatra. Ptolemy was trying to curry favor with Caesar by killing

his enemy, but Caesar was mad in that the-only-person-who-gets-to-tease-my-little-brother-is-me kind of way, except with murder instead of

teasing. So Caesar sided withand skoodilypooped withCleopatra. Thank you, Thought Bubble.

Cleopatra went on to become the last Pharaoh of Ancient Egypt and bet on MarcI am the

Wrong HorseAntony instead of EmperorThere is a Baby Attached to My LegAugustus.

But before all that, Caesar made his way back from Egypt to Rome, stopping off to defeat

a few kings in the east, and was declared dictator again. That position that was later

extended for ten years, and then for life.

He was elected consul in 46 BCE and then again in 45 BCE, this last time without a co-consul.

By 45 BCE Caesar was the undisputed master of Rome and he pursued reforms that strengthened

his own power. He provided land pensions for his soldiers, restructured the debts of a

huge percentage of Romes debtors, and also changed the calendar to make it look more

like the one we use today.

But by 44 BCE, many Senators had decided that Caesar controlled too much of the power in

Rome, and so they stabbed him 23 times on the floor of the Roman senate. Caesar was

duly surprised about this and everything, but he never said, “Et Tu, Brutewhen

he realized Brutus was one of the co-conspirators. That was an invention of Shakespeare.

The conspirators thought that the death of Caesar would bring about the restoration of

the Republic, and they were wrong. For one thing, Caesars reforms were really popular

with the Romes people, who were quick to hail his adopted son Octavian, as well as

his second-in-command MarkI am the Wrong HorseAntony and a dude named Lepidus,

as a second triumvirate.

This triumvirate was an awesome failure, degenerating into a second civil war. Octavian and Antony

fought it out. Antony, being the wrong horse, lost. Octavian won, changed his name to Caesar

Augustus, became sole ruler of Rome, attached a baby to his leg, adopted the title Emperor,

and started printing coins identifying himself as Divini Filius: The Son of God. More on that next week.

Although Augustus tried to pretend that the forms of the Roman republic were still intact,

the truth was that he made the laws and the Senate had become nothing more than a rubber

stamp. Which reminds me, its time for the open letter.

Movie magic! An open letter to the Roman Senate. Oh, but first, lets see whats in the

secret compartment. Ah, its a harmonica! Stan, do you want me to play some old, Roman

folk songs? Very well. Stan, I just want to thank you for doing such a good job of overdubbing there.

Dear Roman Senate, Whether you were rubber stamping the laws of Emperor Augustus, or

stabbing Caesar on the floor of your sacred hall, you were always doing something! I dont

want to sound nostalgic for a time when people lived to be 30, a tiny minority of adults

could vote, and the best fashion choice was bed-sheets, but oh my god, at least you did something!

Your senate was chosen from among the Patrician class. Our senate here in the United States

is chosen from among the obstructionist class. But dont get me wrong, Roman senate, you

were terrible. Best wishes, John Green.

So did Caesar destroy the Republic? Well, he started a series of civil wars, he seized

power for himself, he subverted the ideas of the republic, he changed the constitution,

but hes only really to blame if he was the first one to do that. And he wasnt.

Take the general Marius, for instance, who rose to power on the strength of his generalship

and on his willingness to open up the army to the poor, who were loyal to him personally,

and not to Rome, and whom he promised land in exchange for their good service in the

army. This of course required the Romans to keep conquering new land so they could keep

giving it to new legionnaires. Marius also was consul 5 times in a row, 60 years before Caesar.

Or look at the general Sulla who, like Marius, ensured that his armies would be more loyal

to him personally than to Rome, but who marched against Rome itself, and then became its dictator,

executing thousands of people in 81 BCE, 30 years before Caesar entered the scene.

There is another way of looking at this question altogether if we dispense with great man history.

Maybe Rome became an empire before it had an emperor. Like, remember the Persian Empire?

Youll recall that empire had some characteristics that made it, imperial. Like a unified system

of government, continual military expansion, and a diversity of subject peoples.

The Roman empire had all three of those characteristics long before it became The Roman Empire. Like

Rome started out as a city, and then it became a city state, then a kingdom, and then a Republic,

but that entire time, it was basically comprised of the area around Rome.

By the 4th century BCE, Rome started to incorporate its neighbors like the Latins and the Etruscans,

and pretty soon they had all of Italy under their control, but thats not really diversity

of subject peoples. I mean, nothing personal, Italians, but you have a lot of things in

common, like the constant gesticulations.

If you want to talk about real expansion and diversity, youve got to talk about the

Punic Wars. These were the wars that I remember, primarily because they involved Hannibal crossing the

Alps with freaking war-elephants, which was probably the last time that the elephants could have risen

up, and formed their awesome secret elephant society with elephant planes and elephant cars.

In the First Punic War, Rome wanted Sicily, which was controlled by the Carthaginians.

Rome won, which made Carthage cranky, so they started the second Punic war. In 219 BCE,

Hannibal attacked a Roman town and then led an army across Spain, and then crossed the

freaking Alps with elephants.

Hannibal and his elephant army almost won, but alas, they didnt, and as a result the

Romans got Spain. People in Spain are definitely NOT Romans (despite Russell Crowes character

in Gladiator), which means that by 201 BCE Rome was definitely an empire.

The third Punic War was a formalityRome found some excuse to attack Carthage and then

destroyed it so completely that these days you cant even find it on a map. Eventually

this whole area, and a lot more, would be incorporated into a system of provinces and

millions of people would be ruled by the Roman Empire.

And its ridiculous to say that Rome was a Republic until Augustus became Romes

first official emperor, because by the time he did that, Rome had been an empire for almost

200 years. There's a reason I'm arguing that the death of the Republic came long before

Caesar and probably around the time that Rome became an Empire.

If anything destroyed the idea of Republican Rome, it was the concentration of power into

the hands of one man. And this man was always a general. I mean, you cant march on Rome

without an army, after all. Why were there such powerful generals? Because Rome had decided

to become an Empire, and empires need to expand militarily. Particularly, the Roman empire

needed to expand militarily because it always needed new land to give its retired legionnaires.

That expansion created the all-powerful general and the incorporation of diverse peoples made

it easier for them to be loyal to him, rather than to some abstract idea of the Republic.

Julius Caesar didnt create emperors: Empire created them.

Next week well be discussing Christianity, so that shouldnt be controversial. Until

then, thanks for watching.

Crash Course is produced and directed by Stan Muller, our script supervisor is Danica Johnson.

The show is written by my high school history teacher Raoul Meyer and myself and our graphics

team is Thought Bubble.

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