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~*Jazzy intro music*~

Arin: Hello.

Arin: Welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour!

Dan: Hi, welcome to the Ten Minute Power Hour, everybody. My name is Dan.

Arin: And I name is... my name is Arin!

Arin: It's true.

Dan: *unenthusiastically* Oh my God, wildlife of the jungle.

*Vicious snarling from the stuffed snow leopard*

Arin: *unenthusiastic* I'm trying to hold him back.

He's too powerful. He's overpowering me.

*Snarling continues*

Arin: *fake enthusiasm* Oh no, he's coming for me!

Arin: Oh, he's coming for you!

Dan: *clearly not entertained* Noooo...

Arin: I'm trying to hold his legs back, but he's too strong!

Dan: *Laughs, inaudible remark*

Dan: "Hearing Things: The Lip Reading Challenge Game" from Hasbro™!

Dan and Arin: *Soft laughter*

Dan and Arin, loudly: I-HAS-BRO!

Dan: *Slaps table in Jewish joy, laughing*

Arin: DO YOU-HAS-BRO? Dan: *Continues laughing*

Arin: You have cards, and they have phrases on them--

Dan: Okay.

Arin: You say them out loud, but the other person has these headphones on that cancel the noise.

Dan: Okay.

Arin: *obnoxiously* So you have to Guess What They're Saying

Dan: I like that!

*Box gives way to Arin's strength. Dan jumps in fear of getting hit by Saiyan energy*

*Loud thud as a game piece falls out of the box*

Dan: Alright, neat.

Arin: This card's-- Dan: Tucker, can you hand me some scissors, please?

Dan: Don't throw scissors.

*Tucker chucks scissors, followed by offscreen laughter*

Dan: Alright, I guess that was the safest throw you could have done.

*Pack of cards falls*

Dan: Mazel Tov!

Arin: HRRRRRNG!

Arin: Put the torture device on. Dan: Alright.

I'm gonna push this we have one minute, and ready, go-- ...Wait, go.

Arin, quietly: Don't let the dog lick your face.

Dan: You've got turkey on your face.

*Arin gives us a perfect The Office camera look*

Dan: Really?

Arin, softly: Don't let the dog lick your face.

Dan: Say-- Say it again?

Arin, softly: Don't let the dog lick your face.

Dan: Don't lick a log, I'll lick your face.

Arin: Close... Don't let the dog.

Dan: Don't let the dog-- Don't let the dog lick your face!

*Arin screams, audio clips somewhat*

Arin: Ice cream headaches suck.

Dan: I dream of stocks.

Arin: *Mild confusion*

Arin: Ice cream headaches suck.

Dan: Ice cream head sucks.

Arin: Oooh!

Arin: Ice cream headaches suck.

Dan: Ice cream headaches suck.

Arin: W O W

Dan: Keep going. Keep going-- Arin: You're amazing!!

Arin, reading card: Everybody needs to calm down.

Dan: Everybody likes to cum now.

Arin: *Laughing at Dan's "unintentional" double entendre*

Arin: Everybody needs-- Dan: Everybody needs to calm down!

Arin: Wow!

Arin, softly: I skip to school every day.

Dan: Uh... ah, I'm out of time.

Arin: I skip to school every day...

Dan: Okay, cool. Arin: ...which is true also.

Dan: So I got three! Oh, this is kind of fun actually.

Dan, softly: I binge-watched that show.

Arin: I pinched you- one shoe.

Dan: I binge watched that show.

Arin: I...binge...the...un-joo...

Dan: I binge watched that show.

Arin, realizing: I binge watch that show.

Dan: Okay, cool.

*Happy Arin smacc*

Dan: Bread pudding is the best bread thing.

Arin: Brin- Brin butter is "Dun, dun dun!"

Dan: Bread pudding is the best bread thing.

Arin: Bright porn is my favorite thing!

*Dan holding back laughter*

Bread pudding is the best bread thing.

Arin: Brian.. brined butter is my pinched face. Dan: Pass!

Dan: The baby fell asleep this morning!

T H E B A B Y F U C K E D S O M E T H I N G .

*Dan laughing*

Dan: It's over, you got one.

*Laughter*

Arin: Was it the baby one? Dan: No, that was the baby fell asleep this morning.

*Arin laughing*

Dan: Alright, so it's three to one.

Arin, softly: I don't like this song.

Dan: I don't like this song. Arin, unhappy: Yeah.

Arin: Don't eat too much candy.

Dan: Don't push a Calem.

Arin: Don't eat *glance at camera* too much candy.

Dan: Sorry, too much ketchup.

*Both laugh*

Arin: Don't eat. Too much candy.

Dan: Don't eat too much cake!

*Arin*

Dan: No? Arin: Don't eat too much CANDY.

Dan: Don't eat too much a LATTE.

*Arin laughs*

Dan: Don't eat too much candy.

*Arin screams*

Dan: Okay.

Arin: It's covered in plastic wrap.

Dan: That's too much plastic crap.

*Arin bursts out laughing*

Arin: It's covered in plastic wrap. Dan: That's enough plastic crap.

Dan: That's an awful lot of plastic crap.

Dan: That's over implied crap.

Arin: It's--

Dan: What was it?

Arin: It's covered in plastic wrap. Dan: It's covered in plastic wrap, alright.

Arin: Plastic crap... Dan: *laughter*

Arin: ONE TWO THREE GO!

Shit hold on. What-- where is it?

Arin: Here it is. Dan, softly: Vegans are very bold eaters.

Arin: There's farm poaching!

Dan:... Let's just try another one.

Dan: Your sense of humor slays me. Arin: You twisted too much hair in my face!

Dan: I had so much homework last night.

I SAW

BARBARA

YES SIR

CHURN CHURN

Dan: Grapefruit is a citrus fruit.

CRAEMS-- CRAEMNIN IS FOR YOUUUU

*Dan disappointment*

Dan: Grapefruit is a citrus fruit.

Arin: Red food gives me lots of food!

Dan: Keep an eye out for cougars.

Arin: Keep it high off of duty.

Dan: *laughter* Keep an eye out for cougars!

Arin: Keep it high off of duty.

Arin: I just see the same thing. Dan: Alright.

Dan: I put olives on my fingers.

Arin:... I put olives on my fingers...

Arin: I heard it shamefully. Dan: You got zero.

Arin: It's getting hot in here. Dan: It's hot in here.

Arin: It's getting hot-- Dan: It's getting hot in here!

Arin: That's strategic product placement.

Dan: That's what she said brock lesban.

Arin: Go and entertain your guests.

Dan: IT'S GOING IN YOUR ASS.

Arin: ...well... Dan: *laughs*

Arin: We invited the team over for dinner.

Dan: We're having the steam over for dinner.

Arin: Hey that was close!

Arin: The teacher drew a square.

T͙̲̙͓̥͘h͟ͅI̵̞͎̗̠̩̗s͏̮̤̯̘̗̳ Ị̹̟̠͡s̠͟ ͚̺͔̼́W͢h͔̫̪̘̞̞̰E͈̲̹̼͞r̴͇̺̥͉E̥̤̹̣ ̟̝̬͍̮͕̀y̴O҉̫̤͕̪̦u̷͖͚͈̲̬͕ͅ ̠̙̖̺̦͓D̜̼̟̟̥̘̘i̘͘E

*laughter*

Arin: That's what I said to her.

Arin: Running is good exercise.

Dan: Welcome to your natural state.

Arin: *laughter* What?!

Arin: Your hair looks good today.

Dan: I like chicken there.

Arin: THAT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!

Arin: Learn to knit or crochet.

Dan: I'm learning to crochet.

Arin: Oh, that was close no but--

Dan: Oh oh-- *game ends* Fuck! What is it?

Arin: It was "learn to knit or crochet". Dan: Oh, alright!

Arin: There was the teacher one, "the teacher drew a square."

Dan: Oh, I don't know... Arin: You said I'm gonna kill them or something?

Dan: Ỳ̩͓̪̯̰ơu̲̙͇̻̣'͈͓̗r͍̫͇̣͉e͏ͅ ͉͉̙̮̩g̝̖͍͞o̳̩̼͕̞̘͙n̷̲̤̥̼n͚a̲͓͓͖̺̠̤ ̗̤̘̤̦͈d̟̥̟i̸̼̳̤̹͔e̷ ̺͎͍̣̦͡t͚̦̺̱̫͜oͅd̷à̩y̛̹̤̟̻̠̫ or something.

Dan: That's what it looked like.

Dan: Lying sick in bed.

That is the MAAAAAN, man.

Dan: Everybody gets a trophy.

Arin: I bUnGeEd OfF a FaRt.

Dan: Don't worry, my treat.

Arin: Don't worry my treat. Dan: Yes!

Arin: Oh :D

Dan: Dinner is still four hours away.

Arin: Dude is fucking away!

Dan: I'm afraid of babies.

Arin: Apple Fritter babies!

Dan: Actually, I believe you.

I CHOOFED MY DOUCHE

*Game ends* Arin: Ahhhhhhhhh!

Dan: Wow, wow Arin.

Dan: I shoofed my douche?

Arin: I DON'T KNOW MAN ITS JUST-- I JUST SEE YOU AND JUST-- AND I HEAR LIKE LIKE-- THIS IS-- I HEAR-- This is what I hear its like:

*muffled Arin noises* Dan: Yeah.

Dan: It's very-- that's-- the stuff they play through that is very distracting.

Dan: Tucker, do you wan to try this, actually?

Arin: It's getting hot in here.

Tucker: It's hot in here. Arin: Yeah! Well--

Dan: You're not tall enough to ride this ride.

*Tucker mumblings*

Dan: You're not tall enough to ride thi-- Tucker: You're-- You're going to my friend's house.

Arin: I'm going to sweep everything with the broom.

Tucker: I'm going to the bathroom with a POOP.

Dan: He's a terrible driver.

Tucker: You're a terrible driver. Arin: Whoa yeah! Alright.

Dan: Call me back immediately. Tucker: Call me back immediately.

Arin: WhOaAaAaAaAaAa

*shared laughter* Dan: Holy shit Tucker you're crying, dude!

Arin: I just love "I went to the bathroom with a POOP."

*more laughter*

Dan: Oh my gosh, it's Safe Breaker!

Arin: No its not... Dan: Scan! Spy! Solve... Arin: Oh it is...

Arin: That child is eating a flashlight!! Dan: I can read...

Arin: That's teaching children to eat things that are not good for them!

Arin: What the fuck...? *unpleasant scratching noises*

*unpleasant scratching noises* Dan: I̡̳̭̣̫'m̩͚̞̥̙̺ ̨̳̖̻̹g̨̻̖̳o̰̭͉͖̖̕nn̬͚̗̩̟̻̪a͓͉̯̰͎̘̘ ̢͖̙̝o̢͔̠̩̱̤p̛̫e̥̝̝̮͞n͏̯̳͔̩ ̺̯̙͔y̹̜̹ơ̥̪̼̦̪͉u̱̘̟̝͎̻͘.̮̮͓̝͍͙̰.̸̱̖̞̦̻̣̱.҉.҉̯.͈̦̮̙͍͇̥

Dan: Pick a card, enter the code, scan fingerprint-- what?

Arin: The youngest player starts. Dan: Me!

*Arin: 32* (Yes I fact checked this) *Dan: 40*

Arin: Pick a card. Dan: I did! Arin: What is it?

Dan: Do you want me to tell you?

Dan: Am I supposed to tell you? Arin: Yeah, you tell.

Dan: 12 Arin: It's 12.

So turn the dial on the front to 12.

Dan: Okay, okay.

Arin: And then... And then put it up to your ear...

Dan: What kind of fucking Mickey Mouse piece of...

Arin: And then put your finger on the fingerprint scanner.

Dan: No, it went *beautifully sung 'wrong code' sound*

Arin: That's a really nice sound. Dan: Yeah it was pleasant.

Arin: Fifteeeeen!

Dan: You gotta be shitting me, this is the game...?

Dan: *casually* Better luck next time fuckface. 14!

Dan:... There's really not more to this...?

Arin: Let's try 16... Dan: No, you have to pick your card first.

Arin: Well, it's random! 7!

Arin: Does anyone else think it's it's-- it's like the funniest thing in the world,

that when we open it up it seemed like it was so fucking complicated...

Arin: And it's the dumbest shit in the universe.

Dan: Yeah, I think it's because we all assumed it had to be complicated to be interesting.

Dan: But it's not complicated and it's not interesting.

Arin: No way. I got five!

Arin: AHHHHH! YEEHAW BITCH!

Arin: I got two coins muthafucka! Yeah!

Dan: You need to collect FIVE coins, and you win.

Dan: 18.

Dan: boy, that's a long way away...

Arin: No... Tucker in the background: This shit sucks.

Arin: It doesn't suck. It's awesome. I have two coins, so fuck you, Tucker!

Arin: I'll just go with 5...

Arin: *gasp* Whoa coins! Hey, check it out. I got fucking two more coins!

Dan: This game... actually sucks my balls.

Dan: Arin-- Arin! *pauses in dumbfoundedness*

Dan: Did you just break into the safe? Arin you're a thief!

Dan: *into megaphone, incredibly unenthusiastically* Freeze. Police.

Arin: Oh no its the cheese it-- its the Fuzz!

Dan: You're-- you're under arrest.

Arin: Uh oh! I better gather my winnings and get the heck out of here! You can have your dumb safe, mister.

Dan: *megaphone cuts out constantly* Put-- put... Put your hands... Hands where I can see them...

Put your... Put your hands where I... P-- Test, testing. Put your--.....

Put your hands where I can see--.....

Dan: Thank you!

*This took many hours and many plates of cheesy nachos to complete, but it was worth it for all my fellow lovelies!* ~ @zackoon

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