*Rock Music* CREDITS: JAYANIME L (Love Team Edge)
*Team Edge Intro*
[ Bryan burps ]
What's up you guys, welcome to Team Edge. This is the "would you rather" challenge?
But the thing is, we're actually doing it in real life!
So it's like "will you rather", because we will.
And you guys, we got some dope new merch on our storeeee
Check it out. We got the Bony Jerk Shirt. It's like a long tee
And we got the Bobby shirt. "The Sunrise". But this one, you guys, is only available for a limited time...
So you only have two weeks to get it because when we're taking it down...
And never see it again!
We're burning all of our inventory after that!
Brian goes first!
No! I don't wanna go first. I forgot that we have to do these.
You know what? I'll do it first!
Bryan goes first.
Okay, for three points
Would you rather, get a mousetrap to the foot
Or for four points
Dye your hair pink?
*J-fred fart noise*
You mean like... permanent dye?
It's not permanent. Gimme the dye! That's more points? Yeah. Gimme the- gimme the dye! His hair is black!
Bobby is a licensed-uh-cos cos cosmetologist.
Cosmopolitan. I'm a dentist. Dude. I'm doing this for Rich
Aw! Such lushious hair.
That's not a punishment!
I'm gonna walk around with pink hair!
Brian does this stuff on the weekend.
That's not dying your hair anymore. It's hairing your dye.
I know what you're talking about
*soft laugh *
OOOOOH (oh my god)
I just realized I'm going to my daughter's class party today
Are you serious?
Would you rather for five points get a paper cut to the tongue?
Or for three points, feel inside the mystery box.
Oh no... Now you have to feel inside the mystery box
Gimme the dang mystery box because I want to enjoy my food for the next week. This is gonna sock (suck)
All right, guys, don't mess with me Bobby.
We're not gonna mess with you, dude
So Bobby you gotta stand
I have to stand up. Oh...
No, I can't smell anything but I don't want to
Dang it guys. Come on!I
Okay. Come on here. Is it is it alive? No, is it dead? Yes
Bobby - So, it was alive! J-Fred - Don't tell him, no ANSWERS (whinning)
Whitney - Just, just go! Bobby - Isn't an insect?
It's an apple, Bobby.
The most awkward stance I've ever seen in my life.
Ahhh, this sucks....
Aw, Um, Awww, this sucks...
Get off *cut*
God, you can't do this to me.
No, I can't oh, come on. Somebody's wussing out man
Aw, WHAT! *surprised*
Bobby - You can't do that, Whitney - You can't not do it. You have to do it
Why is everyone staring oh because we're filming a video.
We're running behind schedule because of YOU!!
Did you please put a robotic bug or something in here because...
Did you please?
Put your arm in there
Oh God, come on!
Why is it wet down there?
Oh gosh. Oh, why is it slimy?!
Bobby's about to cry right there
I HATE THIS SO MUCHH!!
Dude, I can't do it. We don't have time for this, Bobby. I can't do it
Aw that was sweet
Well, why don't you just put your hand through and then Joey can just pull your hand to it?
No, because he's gonna go like *baby noises*
I'm not going to look.
*J-Fred scaring Bobby*
See that's what's gonna happen
-It's just a heart -Oh GOSH!?
Bobby freaked out for a solid ten...
if you guys want to see him freaking out, there's a link at the end of this video or down in the description below.
Just the deleted scenes.
Bobby's gonna sue us for psychological torment... *laughter*
Okay, Joey. Would you rather for two points get shot with a paintball gun?
Two points for a paintball gun?!
For four points put a tarantula on your face.
Is it alive? NO!
I'd put a tarantula on my face.
This is such lightweight stuff, I'll do both. Can I do both? Ohhh....
*Bryan freaking out*
Well that's not dried, that's like a...
Is it in liquid?
So what do I have to do? Like just...
You just gotta to put it on your face.
Oh, its arm came off!
A tarantula on my face, who thought of this weirdness?
I'm fine with this.
It's looking like acetone or something.
Oh look at those fangs! Oh that's a fang! Team Edge is getting weird, man.
This was the challenge?
Why can't I get something like this? Bobby, I would've been fine with yours, too
You wouldn't have known what it was!!
I still have a tarantula on my face! (hahaha)
GIMME SOMETHING HARDER THAN THAT!!
My turn! Would you rather, for three points...
let another player choose three items to blend together and you drink the mixture or...
For three points, feel inside the mystery box.
I'll feel inside the mystery box!
Show you how it's done, Bobby!
I hope... it's probably just like a rock
It's The Rock!
Shout-out to Rich, Richy Builds
Um...if you go straight down you will touch it.
*J-Fred's inhaling laughter*
I love my job!
Three more inches, two more inches
*montage of Bryan freaking out*
*Laughs* Shh! your gonna scare it
You're right on top of it.
(French accent) He's right on top of it.
*Horror sound effect*
Bryan - Oh, that's something hard J-Fred - Oohhh, awww!!
*J-Fred farting noises*
Hey Bobby, would you rather for three points eat a whole banana with the skin on it?
I have to swallow it??
For two points eat a sushi burrito.
OH MY GOSH!!
I g et less points, but the sushi burrito though.
I'm pretty much already gonna lose...
All right. Is the banana washed it
Nah, they sprayed extra pesticides on it for... you.
Extracides. Yeah, wash it. I'll do the banana. Let's blindfold him
Look at that face!
I guess it's fine.
You know what it tastes like? Banana
Sorry, I'm a little tired from all that anxiety of the time. I thought my daughter eats a banana, Bobby.
She eat the peel?!
SHE would, if we didn't stop her.
Alright, so it's my turn then. Would you for five points?
Rather get a lifted wedgie
Or for three points get a swirly.
A wedgie, for sure
Ready on three, lift on three
One, Two, Three
*screams and laughs*
Five points, you're not gonna rip it
He got on his tippy toes
It's like ballerina shoes, Joey!
It gave me like a rug burn or something, *Joey feeling pleasure*
All right, it's Brian's turn. Would you rather for two points, hold the electric flyswatter completely
Or for four points, cover your face with temporary tattoos for the rest of the day
You're going to the party tonight
wait, wait, let me see these. These come off, right????
*EPIC ROCK MUSIC*
Avengers tattoos, huh!
Miraya is going to be like, what the heck is wrong with your face?
Let's get a *Thanos* in there. *Joey correcting Bobby
What did you say, a "Thanos"?
Thanos (wrong pronunciation)
It looks so... GOOOD
OHHH!! A lot of it came off!!
That was good. That was good.
It's on your lips
Now the forehead, this looks like a bird poop. That's good. This is your idea, Bryan
This is not my idea, i'm getting all jacked up today.
It's in my h.. eyebrows now,
I want to see myself, are you kidding me? I look like an absolute fool!
An absolute fool, not much has changed
Next, this horrible game. Oh, my face is like all crunchy and sticky!
*Disgusting sound effects*
Every time I make any expression, I feel it. Bobby!
Would you rather for three points...
Let another player choose three items to blend together and you drink the mixture
or for three points "bob for apples" in a mixture that we made
"Bob for apples" in a mixture that you... "Bobby for apples" Bobby for apples, I'm looking for Bobbies?
Come on, like I'm getting the most grossest stuff
like oh, let me tattoo stuff on my face. I would do this all day!!
GOD, you can't do this to me. All right, Bobby five four three
It looks like we're doing a throw-up castoroll here for Bobby. We've got baby clams, Manwich
Caviar, jalapenos, calamari
This is gonna take a long time to open.
I think I'm gonna choose *something Spanish*
Stuffed calamari, for me.
Don't cry Bobby. Caviar, Calamari
It's all seafood. *Exhaling* I'll take the roasted garlic Alfredo
I'll take the ahhhh...
Spagetti! Really?! All right...
Right when I pick it, you're gonna to be like everything, five cups of it. Stop WHAT....
I'm gonna put a lot! *Vomitting sounds*
Look at these, Bobby.
*Disgusting sound effects*
I told you it was bad, dude. Wait, what about this?
*More disgusting sound effects
The eggs In there!
*gags* Poppy seeds!
Did I see calamari guts all over this...
Waf-waf somebody bring in the Academy Award
He is not liking you right now.
I'll drink some of it right now
It's not bad that actually should make....
*More and MORE EPIC MUSIC*
That wasn't a big enough sip (hahahahaha)
His lip. OHHH! His lips were like
All right, ladies and gentlemen, it's my turn, Joey
Would you rather, for three points,
Feel inside the mystery box.
Or for two points, belly flop in the kiddie pool?
Mystery box. No, there's gonna be like a furry kitty in there.
What does it matter? There could have been a furry kitty in yours!
That was the most SLIMIEST furry Kitty I've ever felt!!!!
You were freaking out for ten minutes before you even felt anything!
*Funny J-Fred Sound Effects*
Ohhh ohhh *laughs* I'm so worried.
Bobby's just mad right now!!!
I got a little anxiety on me, just a little bit. What are you stirring there?
In my cauldron *witchy accent*
Is it moving around? no
It's a rattlesnake rattle. Nope, wrong... and the tail. I'll be in my trailer
It is now time for Bobby's punishments today
Since he is today's amazing....
Bobby hasn't spoken in like five minutes
Let's just get this video over with.
I call this the ratapoopie *laughter*
*The sound effects though, yuck*
*Yes, EPIC MUSIC*
Oh, there we go
-He's redeeming himself -Finally
Okay, okay, that's good.
it's spicy, it's spicy
You guys, if you want to see some deleted scenes from this video
Watch this right over here
and if you want to watch a video that YouTube recommends to you
and Larry and Megan
Watch this video right here and go check out our merch store right there. We can pick up some of our new Merch
-I'm losing my voice -There's no Avengers on there
Peace, Peace, PEACE