Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Liz and Jenna Hit the Club - 30 Rock

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-Hey. Sorry I'm late.

-Thank God you're here. This place is creeping me out.

I don't think I can do this.

-You're gonna be great.

They're cute.

Do you think they're Wall Street guys?

-Yeah, I think they're from the firm of

Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball, and Jag.

-You've got to give this a chance.

-Excuse me, is this seat taken?

-Ugh. Really, dude? I got to move my coat?

There's like four empty seats down there.

Can't you just be cool?


-That guy wanted to buy you a drink.


I already have a drink.

Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?

-What is the matter with you?

-I don't know. I'm just nervous and rusty.

-Well, just relax and be yourself.

Can I have a martini, please?


-Oh, he knows where bin Laden is. Come on!

The Carlyle Group, the UNICOW pipeline,

the assassination of Olof Palme.

Come on. The proof is in the pudding.

Ooh, these are good.

Really? You think she looks like Jessica Simpson?

You could put a long blonde wig on a ferret

and it would look like Jessica Simpson.

And by the way, Jessica Simpson would think

that you are old and gross, so good luck with that.

I really didn't think I was gonna meet anybody tonight,

but you and I have so much in common.

Also, you have really pretty eyes.

Oh, hi.

I learned the truth at 17

That love was meant for beauty queens

-Hey! You're bumming us out!

-♪ And high school girls with clear-skinned smiles

Who married young and then retired

Whoa, oh

I thought bars were open till 4:00.

-Nope. 11:30. Let's get you to bed.

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