I'VE COME DOWN TO THE L.A. SCHOOL OF GYMNASTICS AM
I'M THINKING OF SIGNING UP MY FIVE YEAR OLD SON FOR CLASSES
BUT NOT BEFORE I'VE TRIED IT OUT MYSELF TO SEE IF IT'S WORTH IT.
LET'S GO INSIDE.
HELLO.
I'M JAMES CORDEN.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, ALLAH.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU, ALLAH.
I HAVE A FIVE YEAR OLD SON CALLED MAX.
AND I'M THINKING OF SIGNING HIM UP FOR CLASSES.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> NOW HE'S NOT GOING TO DO IT, I'M GOING TO DO IT.
>> OH.
>> AND THEN I'M GOING TO CONNECT YOUR ABILITY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> IS THAT OKAY?
>> THAT'S ABSOLUTELY O KK.
-- OKAY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
WHY HAVE YOU GOT A THING FOR MUSTACHES, IS THAT FOR KIDS WHO
WANT TO COMPETE WITH ADULTS? THEY WANT TO BE IN THE ADULT
PROGRAM SO IS THAT WHY?
>> YEAH.
>> HOW DOES THIS WORK.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T USE IT.
OH GOD.
>> OH, HERE WE GO.
THEY'RE NOT EVEN MUSTACHES.
THIS IS NOT EVEN A MUSTACHE IN THERE.
WHAT'S THAT?
>> I DON'T KNOW.
>> THAT CLARILY SAYS GIANT MUSTACHES.
IS THAT A MUSTACHE?
>> NO.
>> HOW CAN I SEND MY SON TO COME TO GUESS NAM-- GYMNASTICS WHEN
YOU DON'T PROPERLY DISPENSE MUSTACHES.
IF I SEND MY SON HERE I'M GOING TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME IN
THE PARENT'S ROOM, SO I WILL GO UPSTAIRS.
>> IS THIS THE PARENT'S ROOM.
>> CHECK OUT SOME OF THE PARENTS AND SEE IF THIS IS REALLY A
PLACE WHERE THEY ARE CALLED.
>> WHAT SORT OF VIBE HAPPENS UP HERE IN THE PARENTS ROOM WHEN WE
ARE CHILLING OUT, WHAT GOES DOWN.
>> I JUST LAY DOWN A FEW JAEGERBOMBS FOR THE MOM AND
DADS, LOOK AT THAT, MY MAN LOOKS LIKE HE HAD A JAEGERBOMB LAST
NIGHT.
DO YOU EVER REENACT THE SCENE FROM THE GRADUATE WHERE DUSTIN
HOFFMAN IS BANGING ON THE GLASS.
YOU'VE NEVER DONE IT?
(LAUGHTER) HI, GUYS.
HOW ARE YOU?
>> HI, JAMES.
>> HI, JAMES, I'M COACH HEATHER.
>> HI, COACH HEATHER.
>> HE EVER DONE GYMNASTICS BEFORE.
>> I HAVE NOT.
>> COME OVER HERE, MAKE TWO LINES, HANDS OR THE FOR AND OPEN
YOUR LEGS AS BIG AS YOU CAN.
(LAUGHTER) NOW WE'RE GOING TO BALANCE ON
ONE FOOT.
>> AH!
>> NOW WE'RE GOING TO GRAB THE INSIDE OF OUR FEET AND LIFT ONE
LEG UP IN THE AIR.
HERE WE GO.
BOTH OF THEM.
OH, THAT WASN'T IT.
CRUSHED IT.
BIG KICK OVER.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THERE WE GO.
TA DA.
TEN, TEN.
>> DO NOT TOUCH THE GLASS.
I THINK THEY'VE BEEN SMOKING MARIJUANA.
NOT BAD, NOT BAD.
>> THIS IS UNIQUE AND THAT IS WHAT THE JUDGES LOOK FOR.
>> YES.
>> MY SON WILL IMMEDIATELY PUT THAT IN HIS MOUTH.
RIGHT, ARE WE CHECKING-- UP, GO.
LOOK AT THAT, LOOK HOW HIGH IT IS.
THIS IS NOT WHAT ARE HAD WHAT I HAD IN MIND.
NO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET ME.
NO!
NO!
I FEEL LIKE I'M NOT GETTING THE PRAISE THAT YOU GUYS ARE
GETTING.
COACH HEATHER, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
WHY DO YOU THINK I'M STRUGGLING IN THE GYMNASTICS.
>> BECAUSE YOU'RE RUBBISH.
>> WHAT HAVE I BEEN-- WHAT HAVE I BEEN REALLY GLOOD-- REALLY
GOOD AT?
MALIK, MALIK, IS THERE ANYTHING THAT I HAVE BEEN GOOD AT?
>> YELLING AND SHOUTING.
>> I'M GLAD WE HAD THIS CHAT, IT HAS BEEN REALLY GOOD FOR MY ALL
AROUND CONFIDENCE.
>> I'M NOT FLIPPING.
>> AAHH!
I'M ACTUALLY QUITE HAPPY IN HERE.
THIS IS THE BEST PLACE YOU COULD EVER BEEN.
I'M SO HAPPY.
I CAN'T GET OUT.
>> THAT IS NOT HELPING.
I LOST MY PHONE.
I WILL GIVE $10 TO WHOEVER FINDS MY PHONE.
GO, GET IN THERE.
GO.
I DIDN'T DROP MY PHONE IN THERE.
GUYS, IT IS A BLACK IPHONE 7, THANK YOU.
(APPLAUSE) >> GOOD JOB, ALL RIGHT?
AND FOR THAT YOU GUYS ARE ALL GETTING MEDALS!
YOU DID A SPECIAL GOOD JOB.
GOOD JOB.
YOU DID EVERYTHING SO GOOD.
>> CRUSHED IT.
>> MAYBE NEXT TIME.
>> James: WHAT?
WELL, NO, THE WHOLE THING IS RIGGED.
THE SYSTEM IS RIGGED.
THERE IS DOPING GOING ON HERE AND I'M NOT INTERESTED IN IT.
DO YOU THINK MY SON WOULD GET A METAL IF HE CAME.
>> IF HE DID A CARTWHEEL, YES.
>> James: OKAY, I'M GOING TO WORK ON THAT.
THANKS, GUYS T HAS BEEN GREAT FUN.
>> BYE, JAMES.
>> BYE, JAMES. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
