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yeah
Hi Sara Goldberg How are you i'm good you're 20 yes i am 20 Years so what do you think
Selena dreaming of You Whenever you're ready i no longer
late at Night When all the World is sleeping
i stay Up and think of You and i wish on a star
That somewhere You are
Thinking of
Me too
cuz i'm
Dreaming of You tonight till Tomorrow
I'll be Holding you tight and there's nowhere in the world i'd Rather be
Than Here in my Room
dreaming about You and me
Ask You a question yeah do you in your Heart
Really think you can Sing nah
Okay That's honest okay so why are you here
I'm not a singer
You are polly you're Looking at Him and you're Laughing at me
No i'm looking at Laughing Wait so you came did you wanted to be on tv
no Why are you why are you here i
Know i'm gonna Get out Emotion
I'm not a singer no with that Fat
You Know i really love to say i really do and my friends Make fun of me all The time Because i'M Tone-Deaf
but Yeah well sure That's true i
Don't mean to hear you Say i know okay Fair?
Even if i don't think i can Be the next American Idol Why and you want to know why yeah
- no, you wanna know what yeah because i've never sung before
And so you can teach me how to sing
huh yes i think i practice i practice with like Music right i can't believe i bribed george i
Think you don't have to say to be an American i know i really don't i
Think Paris Hilton can't Really Sing i think he's not an American Idol
I'm Actually aware i know that you don't realize it but
Just Turn Around See these five Winners They had one Thing in common They were all Great Singers This IS a Singing Competition?
It's not a competition of Like Trying to find the best person that can't sing But Really Wants you know What Randy
yes these People can Sing so yes they can but i could be the only American
Idol Who is never Saying before hey i can't
Sir i don't think There's anything Left to say i think you actually Said it all you entered a Singing Competition
And You don't sing so what do you think we're gonna Say We have to we have to go yes or no well no
Paula Yes or no sorry for that it's a no Sorry
and I'm sorry That You're Upset you guys
so you got What you wanted you got something about it That's about What i wanted are you Kidding i
Wanted to be the next American idol
Thanks Sarah
No it's not the beginning That's Pretty obvious
Well At Least She's not Harboring Any resentment Towards The Judges it's absolutely Rude like You are people we are people too
Just Because we don't have a million Dollars if we don't have singing Deals Doesn't Mean That we don't
Have Lives and Doesn't Mean That we don't. Have important Things in our Lives New York is Weird Today me as the Weird day today
with These Guys
and Build a Security guy because i Am Betty or Forever
and you know What They told me that these People went out last night Drinking in New York City in Jail
AnyWay an Extremely Good vocalist a Thing Like Friends of Christ's sake i can Sing Like Cyndi lauper and Gwen Stefani
so you know you don't get any more versatile Than That
I've Got The x factor Because i'm a Natural raw Talent
I've Got the looks i've Got the body Really at the end of the day i deserve it i Just - God Damn Good
What's your name Rachel Rachel and Would You do for a Living nothing I'M lazy at the moment do you ever sing professionally
Been singing all my life all Around The towns and everything okay do you think that you're capable of winning this contest
Yeah and how Good from one. To ten would you rate Yourself
Ten Whatever song You want me to sing i'll do It Gwen stefani i can sing prince i can sing sheila e
Kiley dad i probably could do Danny as Well i hadn't Seen fatter Than Madonna You're Better
Yeah nothing go on then
Alright Can I have a Microphone man Please
you're Holding a stick above my Hands it'll find you
Where it come from This Place Called Heaven
Please Well the Good Children go
Sour Silver the strips account but the small way you come from?
Massugu Walls
Not Sugar Walls oh
My Sugar Walls i
Was Good Wasn't It Let's face That
No
No, you've Got a really Bad attitude sweetheart
Everything i Wouldn't Want lazy Deluded Very Little Talent
Everything i Dump on
What you ask for an opinion sweetheart you get in one the way you like live Your life your all each Other
Is all to get where you want. To be and the truth of the matter is you and you know you
and That is the truth of the Matter Why did you come here Why don't you come
But You want to leave
Rachel i think you Should Go somewhere else
Nobody Does Cassettes anymore it's called a Cd so you
Just leave Now Kiss my blue please
I've never ever ever Seen Someone like That or speak like That It Was Fairy?
This is the fourth year never in four Years have we Ever had Anybody as
There she is i mean she scared me - don't touch me because i'll have you so full of Hatred?
and Anger
Major attitude Huge Ego no talent Didn't Want
To be told That Written vocal Style It's like pop rock Meets Broadway
Meets Jazz and R&B a Very Unique
Combination of all the three at least That's how i would describe it i'm going to walk in like i'm confident
no Head Up highs Threaten My Stuff not too much Threat though Because That looks Tacky i
Want This so bad there's no way that i'm not gonna get it
That's What They always Say in theater
Hello Mary Whoa very good
Are you doing to the tea right okay your name is
Mary Roach However if i do Make It to hollywood i'm gonna change My last name to guilbeau because it has more star quality
Mary Guilbeau That's right gui Lbe aux what do you do
Well i Plan on going to cosmetology School at The end of the month
Unless i make It to hollywood then i'm gonna Cancel My plans Because i would much Rather have a Singing Career Than A
Hairstyling Career Even though i Very Much love Hair and Makeup and Fashion as Well and Why are you here
I'm here because i want to be the next American idol and i want
To make It to Hollywood and it's Been My all-Time dream for a long time to become a Big famous singer and performer and
This is Just One Way to do it if i make It What are you gonna sing
I'm gonna sing i feel the earth move By carole King Well if you
Heart tremble we're not far
From Home oh Baby i'm gonna see your size melon Myself Man
Sound when you look at me That's where i feel the earth move?
I feel scared them Go into hell i feel my Heart Start
Trembling
Near me and town Doesn't call My name and move my emotions
Certain Actions and Turns you Have oh?
Thank you
How do you think he did not too shabby box out of ten
Like Out of 1/10 scale how do you think i think i did eight
All Right Mary Honestly
One of The Boys i've ever Heard in my life the worst yeah Honestly
Are you Just Saying that to get on my Nerves are you totally Serious
Because something Tells me that i think you're Saying it to annoy me
But
What made You Audition for this competition
All my Friends told me that i was an awesome singer
What Mary you can't Sing a note i Mean not Only can you not sing a note in tune you have one of the the?
Weirdest Voices i've ever Heard in my life well weirdnesses originality too
Well
yes Good Point well you know at least I'm not gonna Walk out iF you're crying like some People do
No i don't want. You to marry or be like hey Whatever?
yes yeah
Would You like me to sing like Myself i have a ton of different Voices?
Right Well What were those
You don't want to Hear Him give a Lot of Voices huh?
Are they talking all the time yeah i think so what are they Saying Now
They're Saying
I didn't Know Judges on American Idol Would Actually think i was terrible They're also Saying Mark Mcgrath Is a Hottie
They're also Saying
Um oh
Y'all look different in person i pictured you to be bigger i
you're prettier Than i thought you were
you Look Thinner Than i thought you were
The soundtrack to this Section i think Should Be Violin Music?
Harry
i think we're Just gonna Say no and and Wish you lots of Luck a Beauty School Yeah definitely
You Seriously Think i'm one of the worst things you've ever Heard i actually do Mary Yeah yeah?
Thank you i really thought i was gonna make it to hollywood and i can't believe the outcome but
Whatever
Amy mani
So thank you thank you thank you so much
I'm never gonna pursue my fever again ever
I'm gonna Just Go to Beauty school That's all Good
you're not gonna lose i
Am Not gonna lose or what i do I'm not gonna lose I'm not gonna start Crying
I've Heard from Many Many Many different People that i have an Amazing Voice
All My friends Have told me that i had an Amazing Boy Brandon People i don't Know told me that i can Really Sing so?
All That Would tell me that They're wrong?
But Still the fact that They Said That
That Doesn't Make me want to pursue any Kind of singing Career Not unless i'm gonna be a Lead singer in a Rock Band
Now i want to say Big to simon and
Randy and Martin Grethe even though He's a hottie i won't Deny That
Although I'm Not gonna Say Paula Because at Least she Was nice and at Least she Was Sweet She's such a Sweetheart
And i can't Say anything Bad about her oh?
We've got off her chest meri collected Herself enough for one last performance
But you know you lied then We Weren't right You insist that we were wrong Why didn't you realize
My and
Now i'm burning in my personal Hell
I've made sure that i've Warmed up my body i do a Bit of Meditation a
Lot Of different Styles and pull them off When i walk in the room i'm going to go in their own space i
Absolutely Believe
so i can Make It as a professional performer
and as night Falls it's time to find out Aerial can Impress the Judges
Jewel Which is extraordinary Good Luck
I am not a Number i'm a Human Being
That's okay My name is Ariel I'm a Holistic vocal Coach
I'm a Generalist
Not specialist a Generalist But most There's a Lot of Things so i was a Little Bit
Confused as to what sing cute little something all right
Right okay you're not a Number you're a person you're a
Tell me What you are again a Holistic vocal Coach What Does that Mean I'm a vocal Coach i work holistically
give me an Example i
Take Into account
People's Body he pulls emotions Yeah People's Thoughts and People's Energy and Who he taught Who's Who's Been Successful
Well
Matt took from bullet for my valentine
Right and i obviously believe That you think you could win this yeah of Course yeah could you send on the x please interview
Is there a problem with that no there's not a problem with that but can i get a listening please
Yes i Mean the area you do Whatever you want
John Sat On flutie Highs or if you wanna found the flower
i got the super sexy Sweet Thing that you Just can't Know
You want to hear something you want to hear me?
That Was a complete and utter nightmare
The idea behind it Was that you get to understand That Every line Is a different style
Okay all right if You're Just Saying You something else i've i don't you know if i came to you for Holistic
Vocally i Would Be Scared of You you're Actually Really quite scary
By The Way you walked over to me i thought we were gonna have a scribe you've Obviously never Been a Rock singer love no
No, era it Was a nightmare i don't care What you were trying to do it was Just Horrific The song was atrocious
Everything Even Even The Hair so the piece that i have Just performed to you It wasn't a piece Is an Academic
Construction It is not a song no It wasn't it is something. To show you what my voice can do we Didn't like it
If you didn't i wasn't something to be liked It Was something to be understood from an Academic perspective
Would Be Obviously you're not an Academic no and you're not a Very Good singer
We are proud
i shall Say Good Bye to you
Good
By Two Years But That's before
Advise you that you might want to
is stupid
AnyWay Yes or no
Yes i don't need simon cowell to tell me i sing because i have degree in it
Cheers Youngest Woman in the World that she Was Just
you