I've parked my car in the middle of the street
and I've ruined this guy's entire life.
He can't get passed it
I can still hear him honkin' in the background
♫ yeh we be cops, yeh we be jerkin them off ♫
♫ and suckin on their cocks, yeh, motherfucker ♫
RADIO: Would you like a giraffe?
DUNK: Yeh! :D
RADIO: Have one delivered!
DUNK: oh.
Time to die!
Time to -- what the hell?
The pistol sucks DICK
A classic film...uh.. great performance by
Robert Downey Jr.
uh... Good job.
Alright, I'm getting back in my van
You can resume your life again
*chuckles*
♫ She's on dunder
and was the captain of a bingo ship ♫
DJ: "I've done a lot of crazy things, I can tell you that."
♫ ♫
DJ: "But I've never been on fire!"
♫ ♫
What the hell is this music?
I can't take this... (referring to song lyrics:) Exactly!
What kind of reverse reality is this?
The best music you can hear is the rap music.
I've got the bomb all set up.
Here we go.
God damn it.
Heh, This guy is gonna have a Merry Christmas,
I'm gonna send him sky-high with this one. Hehe.
(MOCKING PEDESTRIANS) "We're going to Aruba"
(MOCKING PEDESTRIANS) "We're going to Aruba"
(MOCKING PEDESTRIANS) "We're going to Aruba"
This guy is going to Aruba when he gets in the car.
It's not... Going off!
Did I not park it good?
Fuck. OK. I'll park it again.
FUCK!!!!!111!!!one!!!1!!!!
I'm going to Aruba.
This guy sounds like DMX when he was 15.
♫ Gotta keep on risin' to the top
Gotta keep on risin to the t-- ♫
Don't do it.
Don't get in there.
ooo -- UH
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
I guess he's rising to the top!
I guess he's goin' to Aruba
Oh - haha -
They can't get passed it on the sidewalk either.
These people are fuck.
Stop bumpin' into me!
You're really pushing me --
to the limit here.
noooooooooooooooooooooooo
Alright, watch this.
I'm going to push these guys to the limit with my baseball bat.
Hey you guys better get the fuck outta here
Why don't you go to Aruba or something?
Eh, get the hell outta here, this is my laundry
OH SHIT THEY'VE GOT GUNS!
OH FUCK
It's for me! I have a beeper!
Hi, El Burro.
Oh, oh, you're charming
You say that to everyone that picks up the phone, I bet.
What happened to this woman's face?
*GRUNTING*
Alright, I've got a new strategy this time.
That's them sitting in the car right there -
Before the mission even starts
Hey guys!
hahaha
Gimmie this fucking thing
I'm crazy
We're Crazy Taxi
Wee Hah
Here we go!
Give me the 'Woody's Topless Bar'
'Woody's Topless Bar' comin' right up
Where'd you say again?
Ocean?
Ok. Ocean.
