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HEY.

WHAT YOU GUYS DOING?

MONICA'S MAKING US WATCH OLD YELLER.

SO WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO UPSET?

IT'S OLD YELLER.

IT'S A HAPPY MOVIE.

WHAT?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

COME ON.

HAPPY FAMILY GETS A DOG.

FRONTIER FUN.

YEAH, BUT, PHEEBS, WHAT ABOUT THE END?

WHEN YELLER SAVES THE FAMILY FROM THE WOLF

AND EVERYONE'S HAPPY?

THAT'S NOT THE END.

YUH-HUH. THAT'S WHEN MY MOTHER

WOULD SHUT OFF THE TV AND SAY "THE END."

WHAT ABOUT THE PART WHERE HE HAS RABIES?

HE DOESN'T HAVE RABIES. HE HAS BABIES.

THAT'S WHAT MY MOM SAID.

UH, PHOEBE, I DON'T THINK YOUR MOM

WOULD WANT YOU TO SEE WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN.

WHY? WHAT'S ABOUT TO HAPPEN?

I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS PART BEFORE.

HEY, TRAVIS, WHATCHA DOING WITH THAT GUN?

OH, NO.

NO, NO, TRAVIS, PUT DOWN THE GUN.

NO, NO, NO, HE'S YOUR BUDDY.

HE'S YOUR YELLER. NO.

NO, NO. THE END! THE END!

( gunshot echoes )

OKAY, WHAT KIND OF A SICK DOGGIE SNUFF FILM IS THIS?!

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and OCEAN SPRAY Crave the Wave]

SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY

YOUR JOB'S A JOKE, YOU'RE BROKE

YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A. ♪

IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND GEAR

WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY

YOUR WEEK, YOUR MONTH, OR EVEN YOUR YEAR

BUT I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE

I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU

♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO. ♪

HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS EATEN?

BECAUSE RICHARD AND I JUST FINISHED

AND WE'VE GOT LEFTOVERS.

CHICKEN AND POTATOES.

WHAT AM I WEARING?

ACTUALLY, NOTHING BUT RUBBER GLOVES.

ONE OF THESE TIMES, YOU'RE GOING TO REALLY BE NAKED

AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO COME OVER.

ALL RIGHT, I'VE GOT A LEG

THREE BREASTS AND A WING.

HOW DO YOU FIND CLOTHES THAT FIT?

OH, HEY, MONICA, WE GOT A QUESTION.

ALL RIGHT, FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME

YES, I SEE OTHER WOMEN IN THE SHOWER AT THE GYM

AND, NO, I DON'T LOOK.

WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

WHO TO BRING TO THE KNICKS GAME TONIGHT.

WE HAVE AN EXTRA TICKET.

YEAH, ROSS CAN'T GO.

SO IT'S BETWEEN MY FRIEND ERIC PROWER

WHO HAS BREATH ISSUES

AND DAN, WITH THE POKING.

"DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY?"

"DO YOU WANT

SOME MORE BEER?"

"IS THAT SPIKE LEE?"

OKAY.

HEY, WHY DON'T YOU ASK RICHARD?

OKAY. HEY, RICHARD.

IF YOU HAD AN EXTRA TICKET

TO THE KNICKS GAME...

AND YOU HAD TO CHOOSE BETWEEN A FRIEND

WHO SMELLED AND ONE WHO...

BRUISES YOU

WHO WOULD YOU PICK?

WOW.

WELL, BEING A HUGE KNICKS FAN MYSELF

I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE SOMEONE

WHO'S A HUGE KNICKS FAN.

OKAY.

THAT'S ERIC.

GLAD TO BE OF HELP.

MATCHES.

I MEANT

WHY DON'T YOU TAKE RICHARD TO THE GAME?

( Chandler and Joey grunting )

WHAT?

I DON'T KNOW...

COME ON.

HE KEEPS HIS FINGERS TO HIMSELF

AND HE'S ALWAYS MINTY FRESH.

RICHARD'S REALLY NICE AND EVERYTHING.

IT'S JUST WE DON'T KNOW HIM REALLY WELL

YOU KNOW, AND PLUS, HE'S, YOU KNOW, OLD...

ER THAN SOME PEOPLE

BUT, UH, YOUNGER THAN SOME BUILDINGS.

SO HE'S A LITTLE OLDER.

BIG DEAL.

I MEAN, HE'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU ASK HIM, HE MIGHT TAKE YOU IN HIS JAG.

HOW DO WE SAY "YES" NOW

AND MAKE IT SEEM LIKE WE'RE NOT DOING IT

JUST TO RIDE IN THE COOL CAR?

OKAY, THIS COULD BE TOUGH.

OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

MONICA, WE'LL BRING HIM

BUT ONLY IF HE TAKES THE JAGUAR.

OOH, YOU ALMOST HAD IT.

( sniffs )

NO, NO. YOU'RE FINE.

YOU'RE FINE.

HELLO.

HI.

HI, HONEY.

YOU GUYS ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED.

WHAT?

WHAT?

WE WERE SITTING PLAYING ON THE FLOOR

AND HE GRABS THE TABLE AND HE PULLS HIMSELF UP.

HE PULLED HIMSELF UP.

STANDING MAN.

I'M SORRY YOU GUYS MISSED IT

BUT I DID TAPE IT

SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO SEE IT...

UH, WE KNOW.

HE ALREADY DID IT LAST WEEK.

YOU CAN WATCH OUR TAPE IF YOU WANT.

SEE? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS.

I MISSED... I MISSED THE FIRST TIME OF EVERYTHING.

I MISSED THE FIRST TIME HE ROLLED OVER

THE FIRST TIME HE CRAWLED.

WHAT ELSE DID I MISS?

HAS HE SPOKEN YET? IS HE DRIVING?

DOES HE HAVE A FAVORITE LIQUER?

YOU KNOW, ACTUALLY

HE'S GETTING CLOSER ON THE TALKING THING.

HE CAN'T QUITE SAY "MAMA" YET

BUT ONCE HE SAID "YEMEN."

SEE...

I DON'T KNOW.

I'M SO SICK OF MISSING STUFF.

I WANT HIM FOR MORE THAN A DAY.

I WANT HIM FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND.

NO, LISTEN...

THAT'LL BE FINE.

THAT WILL BE GREAT.

REALLY?

I MEAN, I HAD A WHOLE SPEECH PREPARED.

OH, SHOOT. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FUN.

( whimpers )

OH, LOOK, DI... DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?

DID YOU SEE? HE JUST WAVED. HE JUST WAVED!

HE'S NEVER WAVED BEFORE!

YOU'VE NEVER WAVED BEFORE!

YES, HE HAS.

VERY GOOD.

HEY.

HEY, PHEEBS.

WHAT YOU GOT THERE?

OKAY. LOVE STORY, BRIAN'S SONG

AND TERMS OF ENDEARMENT.

WOW. ALL YOU NEED NOW IS THE KILLING FIELDS

AND SOME GUACAMOLE

AND YOU GOT YOURSELF A PAR-TAY.

YEAH. I TALKED TO MY GRANDMA ABOUT THE OLD YELLER INCIDENT

AND SHE TOLD ME THAT MY MOM USED TO NOT SHOW US

THE ENDS OF SAD MOVIES TO SHIELD US FROM THE PAIN AND SADNESS

YOU KNOW, BEFORE SHE KILLED HERSELF.

HEY.

HEY.

WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S RICHARD?

DID YOU DITCH HIM?

YEAH, AFTER WE STOLE HIS LUNCH MONEY

AND GAVE HIM A WEDGIE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?

HE'S PARKING THE CAR.

DID YOU GUYS HAVE FUN?

YOUR BOYFRIEND IS SO COOL.

REALLY?

YEAH, HE LET US DRIVE HIS JAGUAR.

JOEY FOR 12 BLOCKS, ME FOR 15.

Rachel: WOW.

HE MUST LIKE YOU THE BEST.

OH, AND WHAT ABOUT WHEN HE TIPPED THE GUY

WHO SHOWED US TO OUR SEATS?

YOU NEVER EVEN SAW THE MONEY.

IT WAS LIKE THIS.

"HEY, CHANDLER

THANKS FOR SHOWING US TO OUR SEATS."

"YOU'RE WELCOME.

HEY, JOEY, THANKS FOR PARKING THE CAR."

NO PROBLEM.

"HEY, CHANDLER..."

I THINK THEY GET IT.

OKAY.

THERE'S THE MAN!

HEY!

HEY, YOU'RE GETTING BETTER.

I'M GOING TO KEEP THIS, BY THE WAY.

OKAY...

HE KEPT MY DOLLAR.

Monica: SO, YOUR FIRST WHOLE WEEKEND WITHOUT BEN.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO DO?

GOING TO COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG.

A WOMAN I WENT TO COLLEGE WITH

JUST BECAME THE FIRST FEMALE BLACKSMITH THERE.

WELL, YOU KNOW

THEY'RE A LITTLE BEHIND THE TIMES

IN COLONIAL WILLIAMSBURG.

OKAY, WELL, LOOK, I BETTER GO

BEFORE MOMMY STARTS WEEPING.

BYE.

WE LOVE YOU.

"BYE, MOMMY. BYE, MOMMY."

BYE.

HERE WE GO.

ROSS?

YEAH?

LOOK.

JOEY, DO YOU KNOW WE CAN SEE YOU FROM HERE?

HOW COME RICHARD LOOKS SO MUCH COOLER

WITH ONE OF THESE THAN ME?

FOR STARTERS, YOU MAY WANT TO LIGHT IT

AND LOSE THE SPATULA.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK IT'S CUTE.

YOU TRYING TO BE LIKE RICHARD.

NOT LIKE HIM, PER SE

JUST NOT UNLIKE HIM.

LOOK, IT'S THE ARTIST FORMALLY KNOWN AS CHANDLER.

I WAS JUST TRYING SOMETHING HERE, YOU KNOW?

JOEY, WHY DIDN'T YOU GROW A MOUSTACHE?

OH, WE FLIPPED FOR IT.

I GOT THE CIGAR, HE GOT THE MOUSTACHE.

WE FIGURED IF WE BOTH GREW THEM

WE'D LOOK LIKE DORKS.

YEAH, YOU REALLY SIDE-STEPPED

THAT LAND MINE.

HEY, WE GOT TO GO.

I PROMISED RICHARD WE'D MEET HIM DOWNSTAIRS.

YOU'RE MEETING RICHARD?

RANGER GAME.

DIDN'T HE TELL YOU?

HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING OUT WITH THE GUYS.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE THE GUYS.

YOU HEAR THAT?

WE'RE "THE GUYS."

WE'RE "THE GUYS."

WITH THAT MOUSTACHE

DOESN'T CHANDLER REMIND YOU OF AUNT SYLVIA?

THANK YOU!

HI. WE'RE VISITING.

YAY!

IT'S BEN AND HIS... DA-DA.

DA-DA.

CAN YOU SAY "DA-DA"?

OH...

I'M GOING TO TELL YOUR MOMMIES

YOU SAID IT ANYWAY, SO TRY.

NO LUCK, HUH?

NO. A WHILE AGO, I GOT A "SEH" OUT OF HIM

WHICH I THOUGHT MIGHT TURN INTO

"SEH-CONDARY CAREGIVER," BUT...

HEY, WOULD YOU HOLD HIM FOR A SEC?

'CAUSE I GOT TO TAKE THIS OFF.

OH. YEAH.

SURE. OKAY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M HOLDING BEN.

YEAH, WELL

HE'S A BABY, NOT A BOMB.

OKAY.

HOLD HIM LIKE YOU'D HOLD A FOOTBALL.

THIS IS HOW I WOULD HOLD A FOOTBALL.

OKAY, HERE, HERE.

THERE WE GO.

OKAY. I'M SORRY.

I'M JUST NOT VERY GOOD WITH BABIES.

I MEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND THEM

I MEAN, YOU KNOW, SINCE I WAS ONE.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT. IT'S NO BIG DEAL.

REALLY?

YEAH, DEFINITELY.

I'M SURE YOU'LL FEEL TOTALLY DIFFERENT

WHEN IT'S OUR BABY.

WHAT?

WHAT?

YOU THINK ABOUT STUFF LIKE THAT?

UH... YEAH.

I MEAN, ACTUALLY, I KIND OF THINK

THAT WE'LL HAVE... WE'LL HAVE TWO BABIES.

T... TWO BABIES?

YEAH. YOU KNOW, A BOY AND A GIRL.

HOPEFULLY, THE GIRL WILL COME FIRST

SO BEN HERE WON'T FEEL TOO COMPETITIVE.

UM... TH-THEN WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?

WELL, WE WON'T WANT TO RAISE KIDS IN THE CITY

SO WE'LL PROBABLY MOVE TO SCARSDALE.

SCAR... UH-HUH.

WE'LL BE FAR ENOUGH

AWAY FROM OUR PARENTS

THAT WE DON'T HAVE TO SEE THEM ALL THE TIME

BUT CLOSE ENOUGH

THAT THEY CAN COME AND BABY-SIT

AND, YES, I KNOW THE TAXES ARE A LITTLE HIGHER

THAN, LET'S SAY, NASSAU COUNTY

BUT THE SCHOOL SYSTEM'S SUPPOSEDLY GREAT.

WOW.

WOW, THAT'S GREAT.

GREAT.

OKAY, WOW, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M OFF MY BREAK NOW

SO, UH, UM, HERE--

YOU TAKE THIS

AND, UM...

I AM GOING TO GO POUR

THESE VERY NICE PEOPLE SOME COFFEE.

OKAY.

OH, LOOK AT THAT.

I DON'T HAVE A POT.

I DON'T HAVE A POT.

WELL, MAYBE I'VE GOT ONE AT HOME... OR IN SCARSDALE.

HEY, IS THAT A DOOR?

RACH?

HEY.

HEY, PHEEBS, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

MURDER, CANCER, SOCCER TEAMS EATING EACH OTHER IN THE ANDES.

YOU WATCHED THE MOVIES, HUH?

UH-HUH. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THE WORLD?

I MEAN... NO, NO, NO.

'CAUSE E.T. LEAVES AND ROCKY LOSES.

CHARLOTTE DIES.

CHARLOTTE WHO?

WITH THE WEB.

THE SPIDER.

SHE HAS BABIES AND DIES.

IT'S LIKE, "WELCOME HOME FROM THE HOSPITAL." THUD.

ALL RIGHT, YOU WANT TO FEEL BETTER?

YEAH.

OKAY.

HERE. WATCH THIS.

"IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE."

YES, I'VE HEARD OF THIS.

SO YOU CAN'T LOSE.

IT'S THERE IN THE TITLE.

THE WONDERFULNESS IS BAKED RIGHT IN.

PLEASE, I ALMOST FELL FOR THAT WITH PRIDE OF THE YANKEES.

I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SEE A FILM ABOUT YANKEE PRIDE

AND THEN, BOOM, THE GUY GETS LOU GEHRIG'S DISEASE.

THE GUY WAS LOU GEHRIG.

DIDN'T YOU KIND OF SEE IT COMING?

WATCH THAT. IT WILL RESTORE ALL YOUR FAITH IN HUMANITY.

HEY, BIG GUY, GAME TIME.

HEY, BE RIGHT THERE.

THERE'S A GAME?

YEAH, I JUST GOT MY PICK-UP STICKS

BACK FROM THE SHOP.

BRING YOUR NERVES OF STEEL.

IT'S THE BASKETBALL PLAY-OFFS.

LISTEN, HONEY, I APPRECIATE THIS

BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO KEEP HANGING OUT WITH THEM FOR ME.

THEY HAVE EACH OTHER.

NO, HONEY, DON'T WORRY.

I LIKE HANGING OUT WITH THOSE GUYS.

IT'S FUN FOR ME.

THEY'RE DIFFERENT THAN MY OTHER FRIENDS.

THEY DON'T START SENTENCES

WITH "YOU KNOW WHO JUST DIED SHOVELING SNOW?"

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GREAT.

JUST GO.

GO KNICKS!

UH, IT'S THE COLLEGE PLAY-OFFS.

OH. THEN... GO VASSAR!

THEY'RE NOT IN IT.

OKAY, THEN JUST GO.

WHY DOES THIS BOTHER ME SO MUCH?

I DON'T WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

WHO TELLS THEIR BOYFRIEND

THEY WANT TO SPEND 24 HOURS A DAY WITH HIM.

SURE.

HE DOESN'T HAVE THAT MUCH FREE TIME.

WHAT DO I DO?

DOES IT MATTER?

YOU'RE ULTIMATELY GOING TO DIE OR GET DIVORCED

OR HAVE TO BLOW YOUR PET'S HEAD OFF.

UCH!

ME TOO.

RACHEL, RICHARD MADE PLANS AGAIN WITH THE GUYS.

YEAH, WELL, ROSS JUST MADE PLANS

FOR THE WHOLE CENTURY.

I'M GOING TO GO READ COSMO.

MAYBE THERE'S SOMETHING HELPFUL IN THERE.

IF NOT, MAYBE I CAN LEARN HOW TO DO AN AT-HOME BIKINI WAX

WITH LEFTOVER CHRISTMAS CANDLES.

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED BACK THERE?

I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME.

ONE MINUTE, I'M HOLDING BEN LIKE A FOOTBALL.

THE NEXT THING I KNOW

I'VE GOT TWO KIDS

I'M LIVING IN SCARSDALE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE TAXES.

I'M SORRY. I THINK ABOUT STUFF.

YOU'RE AT WORK, YOU'RE ASSEMBLING BONES

YOUR MIND WANDERS.

YOU HAVE PLANNED OUT

THE NEXT 20 YEARS OF OUR LIVES.

WE'VE BEEN DATING FOR SIX WEEKS.

YOU NEVER THINK ABOUT OUR FUTURE?

YES, BUT I THINK ABOUT WHOSE APARTMENT

WE'LL SLEEP AT TOMORROW NIGHT

AND WHERE WE'LL HAVE DINNER NEXT SATURDAY.

I DO NOT THINK ABOUT WHAT OUR CHILDREN'S NAMES

WILL BE.

YOU KNOW

WHAT OUR CHILDREN'S NAMES WILL BE.

NO. NO. I MEAN, YOU KNOW, I READ A BOOK

AND THERE WAS A GIRL NAMED EMILY

AND I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT BE GOOD.

WHAT WAS THE BOOK?

"THE BIG BOOK OF CHILDREN'S NAMES."

OKAY, ROSS, ROSS. OKAY, LISTEN.

WHAT WE HAVE IS AMAZING.

YEAH.

BUT I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE EVERYTHING DECIDED FOR ME.

I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE LIKE THAT.

THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I LEFT BARRY.

I LIKE NOT KNOWING RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU WANT TO BE WITH ME

YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.

OKAY, FINE.

THANK YOU.

WE'RE NOT DONE.

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.

YOU'RE WITH A GUY

WHO WON'T STOP PLANNING HIS FUTURE WITH YOU

BECAUSE HE KNOWS WE'LL END UP TOGETHER

AND IF THAT SCARES YOU, TOUGH

'CAUSE YOU'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT.

FINE. I WILL.

GOOD. I LOVE YOU.

YEAH? I LOVE YOU TOO.

THAT'S THE FIRST TIME WE'VE SAID THAT.

YES, IT IS.

I'M GOING TO KISS YOU.

WELL, YOU BETTER.

HEY.

HEY.

THANKS FOR THE GREAT MOVIE TIP.

DID YOU LIKE IT?

I DON'T KNOW IF I WAS HAPPIER

WHEN GEORGE BAILEY DESTROYED THE FAMILY BUSINESS

OR DONNA REED CRIED

OR WHEN THE MEAN PHARMACIST

MADE HIS EAR BLEED.

I'LL GIVE YOU THE EAR THING, BUT WASN'T THE ENDING WONDERFUL?

I DIDN'T WATCH THE ENDING.

I WAS TOO DEPRESSED.

IT KEPT GETTING WORSE AND WORSE.

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALLED IT'S A SUCKY LIFE

AND JUST WHEN YOU THINK IT CAN'T SUCK ANY MORE, IT DOES.

KICK SAVE

AND DENIED.

BUT HE GETS IT BACK

PASS TO THE MIDDLE, LINES IT UP

AND, BAM, YES!

COULD THAT SHOT BE ANY PRETTIER?

MAN, YOU ARE INCREDIBLE.

WE HAD A TABLE IN COLLEGE.

REALLY? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY HAD FOOSBALL IN THE 1800s.

NICE MUSTACHE, BY THE WAY.

WHEN PUBERTY HITS

THAT THING'S REALLY GOING TO KICK IN.

HONEY, NOT TO SOUND TOO FLORENCE HENDERSON

BUT DINNER'S ON.

JUST ONE MORE POINT.

Monica: SCORE.

NOW CAN WE GO?

SEE, THAT'S WHY WE DON'T LET HER PLAY.

IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?

MM-HMM.

UH-OH.

DON'T BE MAD AT HIM.

I'M SORRY WE'VE BEEN HOGGING SO MUCH

OF HIS TIME.

YEAH, HE'S JUST REALLY GREAT TO HANG OUT WITH.

WELL...

CHANDLER AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THIS.

HE IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN OUR DADS.

OUR DADS ARE OKAY

BUT RICHARD IS JUST... OW! OW!

WHAT ARE YOU KICKING ME FOR?

HUH?

I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE.

UH... YOU GUYS SEE ME AS A DAD?

OH, YEAH.

NO.

NO.

Chandler: YOU'RE JUST CLEARLY NOT FAMILIAR

WITH OUR YOUNG PERSON'S VERNACULAR.

WHEN WE SAY "DAD," WE MEAN "BUDDY."

WE MEAN "PAL."

UH-HUH.

NO, SERIOUSLY, JOEY'S MY DAD.

MONICA'S MY DAD.

I'VE EVEN GOT SOME DADS DOWN AT WORK.

THAT'S FINE.

WELL, YOUR OTHER DAD AND I

ARE GOING TO GO HAVE A ROMANTIC EVENING

AND I GUESS I'LL JUST SEE YOU KIDS AROUND.

NIGHTY-NIGHT.

Both: YOU'RE NOT A DAD.

YOU'RE NOT A DAD.

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT US INTO TROUBLE.

SO, ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH.

IT'S JUST I FEEL LIKE I'M ABOUT A HUNDRED.

I THOUGHT I WAS JUST ONE OF THE GUYS.

COME HERE.

I'LL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ONE OF THE GUYS.

YOU KNOW, FOR A REALLY COOL GUY

YOU SUCK AT FOOSBALL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I WAS KILLING THEM.

YEAH, WELL, THEY SUCK TOO.

THEN YOU TAKE THE POOPY DIAPER

AND YOU PUT IT IN THE POOPY DIAPER PAIL.

ROSS, CALLING IT A "POOPY DIAPER"

DOESN'T MAKE THIS PROCESS ANY CUTER.

( intercom buzzes )

HELLO.

Carol: It's us.

COME ON UP.

I'M GOING TO GET THE REST OF HIS STUFF TOGETHER.

OKAY, WE CAN DO THIS NOW, CAN'T WE, BEN?

YES, WE CAN.

YES, WE CAN.

THERE. I DID IT.

OH-HO. I DID IT.

OOH!

LOOK AT THAT.

OH! IT STAYS ON AND EVERYTHING.

HI.

HI.

I'M SORRY.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

DID YOU JUST SAY "HI"?

OH, MY GOD.

ROSS, BEN JUST SAID "HI."

BEN JUST SAID "HI."

WHAT, THE WORD "HI"?

NO, MY UNCLE HY.

GREAT. GREAT. AND I MISSED THAT TOO.

I MISS EVERYTHING.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I GUESS I JUST BRING IT OUT IN HIM.

HELLO. WHERE IS HE?

WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH.

COME HERE, BEN.

HI.

GUESS WHAT. BEN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD.

Both: WHAT DID HE SAY?

SOMETHING ABOUT "HI."

OH, THAT'S SO EXCITING.

MOMMY'S SO PROUD OF YOU.

HI.

HI.

ACTUALLY, IT'S MORE LIKE HI!

HI.

HI.

HI.

HI.

THIS COULD GO ON FOR A WHILE.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

WE GOT A CAB WAITING.

THIS WAS FUN.

WE SHOULD REALLY DO IT AGAIN SOMETIME, BEN.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? OKAY.

SO I'VE GOT HIM...

TUESDAY.

BYE, YOU GUYS.

TAKE CARE.

BYE, BEN.

Ben: BYE.

DID HE JUST... DID HE JUST SAY "BYE"?

HE SAID "BYE."

HE SAID "BYE" TO ME!

HE SAID "BYE" TO ME!

YES, HE DID.

SUDDENLY I'M SEEING HIM GO OFF TO COLLEGE.

WE GOT TO GO.

WE GOT THAT CAB DOWNSTAIRS.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

SEE YOU LATER.

BYE.

Ben: BYE.

BYE!

Ben: BYE.

BYE!

Ben: BYE.

BYE!

AHH...

Look at this nice deep hole I've been digging.

Bert, isn't this a nice hole here?

BEN, THIS IS THE PART

WHERE ERNIE BURIES BERT IN THE SAND AND CAN'T FIND HIM.

NOW, I'VE LOOKED AHEAD ON THE TAPE

AND HE DOES FIND HIM AGAIN.

BUT BEFORE THAT HAPPENS

THERE'S SOME PRETTY ROUGH GOING FOR A WHILE.

BUT I THINK WE CAN HANDLE IT.

AND THERE'S JUST THE ALPHABET, BUT WE KNOW THAT ENDS WELL.

OKAY, HERE WE GO.

Bert? Bert?

What happened to my friend Bert?

He was here just a moment ago.

Oh, no, my old friend Bert is lost.

OH, I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

[Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation]

Ben: BYE-BYE... PHOEBE.

The Description of Season 2, Episode 20 The One Where Old Yeller Dies