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LUNCHTIME!

THE LONGER YOU ANIMALS BARK,

THE COLDER YOUR LUNCH GETS.

YOU, TOO, DOWN THERE!

HEY, TURKEY!

"YOU SCHMUCK.

"DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE STUPID ENOUGH

TO KILL MYSELF?"

COME ON!

HERE HE COMES.

FRANCIS, THE LOCK.

LET GO OF THE HANDLE.

I DON'T HAVE THE HANDLE!

JAKE, UP! COME ON!

MOVE IT! GET ON! COME ON!

THANKS, MAMA.

HERE THEY COME.

LOOK OUT!

BACK, GREG!

OKAY, YOU GUYS, LET'S TRY THE VICTORY PYRAMID.

WE WORKED ON THIS YESTERDAY.

LET'S DO IT. PUT YOUR ARMS UP.

SMILE. GOOD. WE GOT IT!

AY!

AAH!

TURN THAT OFF!

I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK.

RIGHT, DAD.

[SIREN]

HUH?

HAS THE WATER GONE DOWN, SON?

NOPE.

IS IT GOING NOW?

JEEZ, SORRY, KID.

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

HELP!

[SCREAMING CHINESE]

OH, WOW! A POLICE CHASE!

[GUNSHOTS]

REAL BULLETS!

AW, SHIT!

WHAT THE HELL ARE WE DOING HERE?

HAVE TRUST IN YOUR MOTHER, BOYS!

HOLD ON TO YOUR HATS!

WELCOME TO THE 3rd ASTORIA ORV RALLY.

READY TO GO?

GO!

OH, BUMMER.

NOTHING EXCITING EVER HAPPENS AROUND HERE ANYWAY.

WHO NEEDS THE GOON DOCKS?

WHO NEEDS THIS HOUSE?

I CAN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF HERE.

REALLY?

NAH. I WAS JUST TRYING TO DELATE MYSELF.

NO, NO. YOU KNOW, UM...

UH, DI-DICTATE MYSELF.

THAT'S DELUDE YOURSELF, DUMMY.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

THANKS, BRAND.

I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL, WIMP.

I'M SURE GOING TO MISS THIS PLACE, TOO.

WHOO!

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

ADOPTED WUSS.

I'M NO ADOPTED WUSS!

I'LL KILL YOU, BRAND!

[KNOCK KNOCK]

AW, IT'S MOUTH.

HEY, MEEKEY!

YO, MIKEY!

HEY, MIKEY, YOU SEEN ADRIENNE?

HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S GOING DOWN?

GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE TABLE.

YOU GOT IT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU GUYS?

WHAT IS THIS, NUCLEAR SATURDAY OR SOMETHING?

COME ON. IT'S OUR LAST WEEKEND TOGETHER.

THE LAST GOONIE WEEKEND.

LET'S GO OUT IN STYLE--

CRUISING THE COAST,

SNIFFING SOME LACE,

DOWNING THE BREWS.

BUT NOOO!

THE ONE OLDER BROTHER HAD TO SCREW IT UP!

BY FLUNKING YOUR DRIVER'S TEST?

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT!

HEY! LET ME IN!

JERK ALERT!

IT'S CHUNK.

I JUST SAW THE MOST AMAZING THING!

FIRST DO THE TRUFFLE SHUFFLE.

COME ON!

DO IT.

COME ON!

DO IT!

AWW...

AWW.

HUUAAHOO!

CUT IT OUT, MOUTH.

CUT IT OUT!

OH, THANKS A LOT!

THIS TIME I'M TELLING THE TRUTH!

YOU TURD!

FLUNKED YOUR DRIVER'S TEST.

SHUT UP, MOUTH.

LISTEN, THERE WAS TWO COP CARS.

THEY WERE CHASING THIS FOUR-WHEEL ORV.

BULLETS WERE FLYING ALL OVER.

IT WAS AMAZING!

MORE AMAZING THAN MICHAEL JACKSON USING YOUR BATHROOM?

OR YOU SAVING THOSE OLD PEOPLE

FROM THAT FIRE?

OR THE TIME YOU ATE YOUR WEIGHT IN PIZZA?

OKAY. MICHAEL JACKSON DIDN'T USE MY BATHROOM,

BUT HIS SISTER DID.

DATA, DON'T MESS THIS UP.

PREPARE FOR THE WINGS OF FLIGHT!

UH-OH! THE SCREEN DOOR!

MIKEY!

THE SCREEN DOOR!

HEY, I BET YOU THOUGHT I'D DROP IT, HUH?

YOU WOULD THINK THAT.

OH, MY GOD!

OH...

LOOK. IT'S NOT BROKEN.

IT'S PERFECT. IT'S PER--

OH, MY GOD!

THAT'S MY MOM'S MOST FAVORITE PIECE!

WHAT?

OHH!

OH, MY GOD!

YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE IF IT WASN'T.

ANYONE EVER HEAR OF DETROIT?

NO.

CERTAINLY. WHERE MOTOWN STARTED.

IT'S ALSO GOT THE COUNTRY'S HIGHEST MURDER RATE.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE MOVING TOMORROW.

IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN! MY DAD'LL FIX IT!

SURE, HE WILL,

IF HE GETS 400 PAYCHECKS BY TOMORROW AFTERNOON.

WRONG, BRAND! IT WON'T HAPPEN!

UH...HI, MOM!

HI, MOM!

HI!

I SEE DATA'S HERE.

HI, MRS. WALSH. HOW ARE YOU?

BOYS, THIS IS ROSALITA.

ROSALITA'S HELPING WITH THE PACKING

UNTIL MY ARM'S BETTER.

HOLA!

HI.

OLE!

ROSALITA DOESN'T SPEAK ANY ENGLISH,

AND SOME OF YOU HAVE TAKEN SPANISH IN SCHOOL.

WELL, MRS. WALSH, I SPEAK PERFECT SPANISH.

IF IT'LL HELP YOU,

I'D GLADLY COMMUNICATE WITH ROSALITA.

YOU'RE A LIFESAVER. COME WITH US.

WHY, CERTAINLY, MRS. WALSH.

MIKEY, NO MORE POTATO CHIPS.

HELLO, MIKEY.

IT'S BRAND, MA.

[MUMBLING]

WHAT?

I WONDER IF SHE'LL NOTICE.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

OF COURSE SHE'LL NOTICE.

PANTS AND SHIRTS IN THE SECOND.

THROW THEM ALL INTO BOXES.

FORGET THE SUITCASES.

CLARK, CAN YOU TRANSLATE THAT?

WHY, CERTAINLY, MRS. WALSH.

OH, THAT'S WONDERFUL.

LOOK. HOW'S THAT?

YOU GLUED IT ON UPSIDE DOWN!

IF GOD DID THAT, YOU'D PISS IN YOUR FACE!

LOOKS FINE TO ME.

ROSALITA, THIS IS THE ATTIC.

MR. WALSH DOESN'T LIKE ANYBODY UP HERE, EVER.

GUESS THAT'S WHY IT'S OPEN.

AY!

MY SUPPLY CLOSET HAS EVERYTHING YOU'LL NEED--

BROOMS, DUSTPANS, INSECT SPRAY.

I'D LIKE THE HOUSE CLEAN WHEN IT'S TORN DOWN.

CLARK, CAN YOU TRANSLATE?

OKAY, ROSIE? OKAY?

YOU'RE GOING TO BE HAPPY HERE.

COME ON. THERE'S MORE.

YOU'RE SO FLUENT IN LANGUAGES.

FLUENT IN SPANISH-- THAT WAS SO NICE OF YOU.

NICE IS MY MIDDLE NAME.

I'M TAKING ROSALITA TO THE SUPERMARKET.

I'LL BE BACK IN AN HOUR.

BRAND, IF MIKEY'S GETTING ASTHMA,

I DON'T WANT HIM OUTDOORS.

PUT HIM IN A PLASTIC BUBBLE.

I'M SERIOUS. THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

HE TAKES ONE STEP OUTSIDE,

AND YOU'RE IN DEEP-- THE DEEPEST--

SHIT, MA.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU'LL BE IN.

AND YOU, DATA,

USE THE BACK DOOR FROM NOW ON.

ALL RIGHT.

WHAT IS THAT?

OH, SHIT. WHAT?

WHAT IS THAT?

THAT'S A MESS.

CLEAN IT UP, BOYS.

OH, YEAH! SURE!

YOU GOT IT.

ONE HOUR, KIDS, AND I'LL BE BACK.

BYE, MRS. WALSH.

BYE.

ADIOS, SEÑORITA.

¿POR QUE, DIOS MIO?

WANT A BREATHING PROBLEM?

WHAT'LL YOUR DAD DO

WITH THAT STUFF IN THE ATTIC?

HE'S GIVING IT BACK TO THE MUSEUM

OR WHOEVER'S PICKED TO BE THE NEW ASSISTANT CURLY--

CURRY--

CURATOR.

MAYBE THERE'S STUFF

WE CAN KEEP FROM THE OLDSIDERS.

MAYBE THERE'S RICH STUFF!

RICH STUFF LIKE GOLD!

NO! IT'S MY DAD'S RESPONSIBILITY!

THE MUSEUM'S PROBABLY GOT A LIST OF IT.

DAMN IT! THAT'S HIS STUFF!

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

I DIDN'T KNOW DAD HAD ALL THIS STUFF UP HERE.

AW, GREAT! LOOK AT THAT! NEATO!

COME ON, GUYS!

THIS IS MY DAD'S PLACE.

HE DOESN'T WANT YOU UP HERE.

YOU HEARD WHAT MY MOM SAID TO THE HOUSEKEEPER.

MIKEY.

I CANNOT BELIEVE

YOU ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING THIS COOL.

YOU GUYS, STOP!

PUT DOWN THE OUTFIT, OKAY?

THIS IS GREAT!

WE ONLY HAVE HANUKKAH DECORATIONS IN OUR ATTIC.

[THUNDER]

YOU SAW IT. LET'S GO.

LET'S STAY A LITTLE.

I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU.

MY HAY FEVER'S ACTING UP,

AND YOU ALWAYS BREAK SOMETHING.

MIKEY, MAKE ME FEEL LIKE A WOMAN.

GIVE ME A NICE, WET, LICKERY KISS.

I GOT YOU!

GET OUT! YOU'RE RUINING THE PAINTING!

YOU'RE RUINING MY JOKE!

HEY, STOP, MAN!

YOU'RE MESSING THINGS UP!

KEEP COOL.

HEY, MIKEY.

WHAT IS ALL THIS NEAT STUFF?

THE MUSEUM DID A SHOW.

IT WAS A RETROPACTUM.

RETROSPECTIVE.

YOU ALWAYS CONTRADICT ME.

IT WAS ABOUT THE HISTORY OF ASTORIA.

THESE ARE THE REJECTS.

KIND OF LIKE US-- THE GOONIES.

I'M NOT A REJECT.

TAKE THAT STUFF OFF. YOU'LL GET ME IN TROUBLE.

YOU KNOW HOW THIS WORKS?

NEAT! LASER BEAMS!

MOUTH, WHEN YOU DROP SOMETHING, PUT IT BACK UP!

OH. WHAT'S THIS?

HEY, WAIT A SECOND.

CHUNK!

I DIDN'T TOUCH IT.

I KNOW. GET OVER HERE.

DON'T TOUCH IT, CHUNK.

UH, HOLD THIS.

WHY ME, MIKE?

THANKS FOR TAKING US UP HERE.

THERE'S A REAL BIG BALL,

AND IT'S GOT THIS BIG THING--

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

MIKE FOUND A MAP!

LOOK. THAT SAYS 1632.

IS THAT A YEAR?

NO, YOUR TOP SCORE ON POLE POSITION.

IT'S A MAP OF OUR COASTLINE.

WHAT'S THAT SPANISH JUNK?

MOUTH, YOU SAID YOU COULD TRANSLATE.

TRANSLATE--RIGHT HERE.

YEAH, TRANSLATE IT.

"YE INTRUDERS, BEWARE.

"CRUSHING DEATH AND GRIEF...

"SOAKED WITH BLOOD OF THE TRESPASSING THIEF.

THIS MAP'S OLD NEWS.

EVERYBODY WENT LOOKING FOR THAT

WHEN OUR PARENTS WERE OUR AGE.

HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF THAT PIRATE GUY

ONE-EYED WILLY?

ONE-EYED WILLY.

ONE-EYED WILLY!

HE WAS THE MOST FAMOUS PIRATE IN HIS TIME.

MY DAD TOLD ME ONCE.

DAD'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO GO TO SLEEP.

NO. SEE, ONE-EYED WILLY STOLE A TREASURE ONCE.

IT WAS FULL OF RUBIES AND EMERALDS.

DIAMONDS?

THEN HE LOADED IT ALL UP ONTO HIS SHIP,

AND THEY SAILED AWAY INTO THE SUNSET,

UNTIL THE BRITISH KING HEARD ABOUT IT

AND SENT THIS WHOLE ARMADA TO GO AFTER HIM.

A COUPLE WEEKS LATER, THE ARMADA CAUGHT WILLY.

THERE WAS A WHOLE BIG WAR

BETWEEN THE ARMADA AND WILLY'S SHIP, THE INFERNO.

DURING THE FIRE FIGHT,

GUNS WERE BURSTING HERE,

AND CANNONS WERE BURSTING THERE.

WILLY FLED 'CAUSE HE KNEW HE'D GET KILLED

IF HE STAYED AROUND.

THEN HE GOT INTO THIS CAVE,

AND THE BRITISH BLEW UP THE WALLS ALL AROUND HIM.

HE'S BEEN THERE EVER SINCE.

FOREVER?

AND EVER?

TRAPPED.

WOW!

YOU SOUND AS CORNY AS DAD.

MY DAD TELLS ME THE TRUTH.

HE SAID ONE-EYED WILLY'S BUNCH

WAS DOWN THERE FIVE, SIX YEARS.

THEY WERE DIGGING ALL THESE TUNNELS AND CAVES,

SETTING BOOTY TRAPS.

BOOBY TRAPS.

SO THAT ANYBODY THAT TRIED TO GET IN WOULD DIE.

THEN HE KILLED ALL HIS MEN.

WHY?

SO THEY WOULDN'T GET HIS TREASURE.

IF EVERYONE DIED,

HOW DID THE MAP GET OUT?

MY DAD SAID ONE GUY MUST HAVE GOTTEN OUT.

MIKEY, I BELIEVE YOU.

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. I THINK YOU'RE FULL OF--

WHAT ARE YOU BREAKING THIS TIME, CHUNK?

HEY! LOOK AT THIS!

EVER HEARD OF THIS GUY--

CHESTER COPPERPOT?

LOOK WHAT IT SAYS--

"CHESTER COPPERPOT-- MISSING WHILE IN PURSUIT

"OF LOCAL LEGEND.

"RECLUSIVE SCAVENGER CLAIMS,

I HAVE THE KEY TO ONE-EYED WILLY."

WOW! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT WE COULD DO?

NOBODY EVER FOUND NOTHING.

WHY WOULD THIS MAP BE HERE

INSTEAD OF SOME SAFE-DEPOSIT BOX?

IF CHESTER COPPERPOT DIDN'T FIND IT,

HOW WOULD WE?

BUT WHAT IF THIS MAP COULD LEAD

TO ONE-EYED WILLY'S RICH STUFF?

WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO LEAVE THE GOON DOCKS.

I'M NOT GOING ON ANY MORE

OF YOUR CRAZY GOONIE ADVENTURES.

[DOORBELL BUZZES]

YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS?

1632.

SENIOR JERK ALERT!

HELLO, LITTLE GUYS.

I'M MR. PERKINS, TROY'S FATHER.

TROY'S A CHEAP GUY.

MY DAD'S NOT HOME.

IS YOUR MOMMY HERE?

SHE'S AT THE MARKET BUYING PAMPERS FOR ALL US KIDS.

PAPERS, BILL.

GIVE THESE PAPERS TO YOUR FATHER TO READ AND SIGN.

WE'LL BE BY TO PICK THEM UP IN THE MORNING.

THANK YOU.

BRAND, WHAT IS ALL THAT STUFF?

IT'S DAD'S BUSINESS.

BUT WHAT IS IT?

I SAID IT'S DAD'S BUSINESS.

LOOK AT THEM SMILING.

THEY CAN'T WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW

WHEN THEY FORECLOSE.

I HOPE THEY MAKE YOUR HOUSE A SAND TRAP.

AND NEVER GET THEIR BALLS OUT.

I THINK THEY MADE ME LOSE MY APPETITE.

MIKEY.

COME ON, BEFORE YOU CATCH A REAL COLD.

YOU SEEM SURE OF YOURSELF.

THE FORECLOSURE IS A DEFINITE.

OH, GOD, AM I DEPRESSED.

IF I FOUND ONE-EYED WILLY'S RICH STUFF,

I'D PAY ALL MY DAD'S BILLS.

THEN MAYBE HE COULD SLEEP

INSTEAD OF SITTING UP

FIGURING HOW WE COULD STAY HERE.

FORGET ABOUT ANY ADVENTURES.

MOM WILL GROUND ME,

AND I'VE GOT A DATE WITH ANDY ON FRIDAY.

YOU'RE DREAMING, DUDE.

THAT MEANS HER MOM'S GOT TO DRIVE.

THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO MAKE IT WITH HER AND HER MOM.

SHUT UP, MOUTH.

SHUT UP.

AAH!

OHH! JEEZ!

GUYS, WHAT WILL WE DO ABOUT THAT COUNTRY CLUB?

IT'S KILLING OUR PARENTS.

IF WE DON'T DO SOMETHING NOW,

THERE'LL BE A GOLF COURSE WHERE WE'RE STANDING.

[THUNDER]

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

NOW YOU'VE SAID

YOU'RE STARTIN' TO FEEL THE PULSE... ♪

HOW FAR CAN YOU STRETCH THAT?

IT'S NOT THAT HARD.

HEY, GET OFF ME, CHUNK.

GET UP.

GET UP.

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH... ♪

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

IT TOOK HIM 376 LAWN-MOWER JOBS

TO PAY FOR THAT.

LET'S GO!

I'M GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD,

WHEN YOU WAKE UP,

YOUR CLOTHES WILL BE OUT OF STYLE!

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH... ♪♪

MOM, LET ME OUT OF HERE.

CAN'T YOU EXERCISE LIKE A NORMAL KID?

LOOK AT YOU.

YOU'RE HYPERVENTRILICATING.

WHERE'S YOUR BROTHER?

MOM!

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

ROSALITA, LET ME OUT OF HERE.

[SPEAKING SPANISH]

COME HERE. COME HERE.

LET ME OUT OF HERE.

HI, MIKEY.

HI, DAD.

HEY, WAIT FOR ME!

BRANDON, DON'T COME HOME WITHOUT YOUR BROTHER,

OR I'LL COMMIT HARI KRISHNA!

THAT'S HARA-KIRI, MA.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

MY NEW TIRES!

THEY POPPED MY NEW TIRES!

I'M GOING TO...

AAH! MY BIKE!

I OWE YOU ONE.

I WANT MY BIKE.

THAT'S WHERE WE'RE GOING.

AROUND THIS NEXT CURVE IS GOLD ROCK BEACH.

I'VE GOT A FEELING ABOUT THIS.

EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A FEELING,

WE GET INTO TROUBLE.

YOU GET US IN TROUBLE, DOUBLE O-NEGATIVE.

I'M JAMES BOND, 007.

I'M HUNGRY. WHEN MY STOMACH GROWLS, THERE'S TROUBLE.

SHUT UP, CHUNK!

YOU MAKE ME GO UP THIS BIG HILL,

AND YOU SAID YOU'D GIVE ME A TWINKIE.

NOW I'LL BE LATE FOR DINNER,

AND MY MOM'S GOING TO YELL AT ME.

AH, YOU GUYS.

ANYBODY GOT A CANDY BAR, A BABY RUTH?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

THAT'S IT, GUYS!

THOSE THREE ROCKS OUT THERE.

LET'S GO GET THEM.

MIKEY...MIKEY...

TROY, YOU TOUCH THAT MIRROR AGAIN,

AND I SWEAR I'LL SMACK YOU IN THE FACE.

HEY, THERE'S BRAND.

OH, LIKE THE BIKE.

NO WONDER HE CAN'T GET A LICENSE.

[HONK HONK]

BRAND, CAN WE GIVE YOU A RIDE SOMEWHERE?

NO. THANKS, ANYWAY, THOUGH.

LET US GIVE YOU A LITTLE RIDE.

HOLD ON. HERE WE GO.

LET GO OF MY HAND!

OH, NO!

OH, NO!

HEY! LET GO OF MY HAND!

OH, MY GOD!

SO LONG, SUCKER!

AAH!

FORGET IT. COME ON.

THIS BETTER BE IT.

GUYS...

I THINK I HAVE A MATCH.

THE LIGHTHOUSE, THE ROCK, AND THE RESTAURANT

ALL FIT THE DOUBLOON.

THAT MEANS THE RICH STUFF IS NEAR THE RESTAURANT.

WAIT A SECOND.

MOUTH, TRANSLATE THE MAP

BECAUSE I DON'T UNDERSTAND SPANISH.

RIGHT HERE.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

"DIEZ VECES DIEZ."

10 TIMES 10.

"STRETCHING FEET TO NEAREST NORTHERN POINT."

WHICH WAY'S NORTH?

"THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL FIND THE TREE."

THAT'S IT!

IT'S NEAR THE RESTAURANT.

1...2...3...4...

5...6...7...8...9...

WAIT A MINUTE, GUYS. THERE'S SOMEBODY THERE.

60 AND 40 IS 100.

THE RICH STUFF'S GOT BE THERE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT, MIKEY.

HEY, THAT'S A SUMMER PLACE.

WHY'S IT OPEN IN THE FALL?

THERE'S NOTHING TO BE SCARED OF.

TWO CUSTOMERS ALREADY WENT INSIDE THE RESTAURANT.

WHAT IF THEY'RE DRUG DEALERS?

DRUG DEALERS? SHIT, MAN.

DID YOU SEE THEIR CLOTHES?

DRUG DEALERS DON'T WEAR POLYESTER RAGS.

85, 88...

[GUNSHOTS]

MIKEY, MIKEY, MIKEY,

THAT SOUNDED LIKE GUNSHOTS!

NOT THE KIND YOU HEAR IN MOVIES, BUT REAL ONES.

TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN, ALL RIGHT?

SOMEBODY DROPPED A POT.

YEAH!

YEAH!

ARE YOU SURE, MIKEY?

IF YOU'RE SURE, I'M SURE.

THEY MIGHT TRY TO KILL US.

THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US!

IN FACT--

SHH! SHUT UP.

SODA POP. BOY, AM I THIRSTY.

DAMN IT!

WHAT'S THAT?

COME ON, HURRY UP.

FRANCIS!

THE COOK'S CARRYING SOMETHING TO THE KITCHEN.

YEAH, FOOD.

DON'T LET THEM SEE US.

ORV.

BULLET HOLES.

BULLET HOLES!

SHH! SHUT UP, CHUNK.

THIS PLACE LOOKS LIKE

IT HASN'T BEEN OPEN FOR YEARS.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN AT THAT WINDOW?

LONG ENOUGH TO SEE YOU NEED 400 ROACH MOTELS.

[CRASH]

I CAN'T CREATE WITH THAT PIECE OF SHIT.

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

JAKE, THESE BOYS ARE CUSTOMERS.

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

BOYS...

MAKE YOURSELVES COMFORTABLE, HUH?

[SPEAKING ITALIAN]

SHE'LL COOK YOU SOMETHING.

OHH!

OOH!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

A GLASS OF WATER, WATER.

FOUR WATERS.

IS THAT ALL?

YES.

NO.

I WANT THE VEAL SCALOPPINE.

SHUT UP, MOUTH.

FETTUCINI ALFREDO.

A BOTTLE OF FETTUCINI, 1981.

THE ONLY THING WE SERVE IS TONGUE.

YOU BOYS LIKE TONGUE?

THAT'S ALL.

SIT DOWN!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, CHUNK?

HEY, GUYS,

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE TWO GUYS

IN THE POLYESTER SUITS?

WHAT IS IT?

IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF HERE SOON,

THERE WILL BE A HOSTAGE CRISIS.

OUT IN THE GARAGE,

ORV, FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE,

BULLET HOLES THE SIZE OF MATZO BALLS!

CHUNK, I'M O.D.ing ON ALL YOUR BULLSHIT STORIES.

SHUT UP.

HERE'S YOUR WATER.

THANK YOU, SIR--

I MEAN, MA'AM.

THIS IS WATER?

IT'S WET, AIN'T IT?

DRINK IT!

WHERE'S THE MEN'S ROOM?

CAN'T YOU HOLD IT?

NO.

YOU DON'T WANT TO USE THIS BATHROOM.

WHY NOT?

BECAUSE THEY MIGHT HAVE DADDY LONG-LEGS IN THEM.

LIKE DEAD THINGS, MIKEY, DEAD THINGS.

GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM?

KILLER DEAD THINGS.

LADY, PLEASE!

DOWNSTAIRS. FIRST DOOR ON THE RIGHT.

AND STAY TO THE RIGHT!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

STAY TO THE RIGHT!

I KNOW. THANK YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN HERE, ONE-EYED WILLY.

YOU GOT TO BE.

I CAN FEEL IT.

I KNOW YOU'RE DOWN HERE.

OH, MAN. THAT STINKS.

[GROWL]

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

[GROWL]

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

AAH!

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

AAH!

WHAT?

YOU'RE RUINING IT.

LOOK AT THE FEAST I MADE YOU.

WANT TO EAT IT?

COME ON. YOU'LL GET SOME.

AAH!

YOU DON'T LEAVE ME ANY CHOICE.

YOU'RE LIKE MAMA FRANCIS.

YOU NEVER LET ME FINISH ANYTHING.

PLEASE!

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

FOOD!

AAH!

HUNGRY!

HUNGRY!

WOE IS ME.

I'M TAKING YOU OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW.

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

GET OUT OF HERE!

AND STAY OUT!

KIDS SUCK.

I SWEAR THEY'VE GOT AN...AN IT!

IT'S CHAINED TO THE WALL!

IT'S ALL GROSS AND DISTORTED,

AND THE PARTS WERE ALL MIXED AROUND.

LIKE YOUR BRAIN.

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PALS.

LOOK.

MA, WHY'D YOU SHOOT HIM?

HE'S A FED.

JUST PUT HIM IN THE CAR.

BRING HIM OVER HERE, FRANCIS.

DON'T GIVE ME "OVER HERE."

I'M WONDERING WHAT'S IN THE BAG.

RESTAURANT TRASH.

YOU SURE?

THERE WERE BULLET HOLES

IN THE CAR THIS BIG.

COME ON. OUR PARENTS ARE WORRIED.

IT'S DINNERTIME. LET'S GO HOME.

HOME?

WHAT HOME?

SOON, IT WON'T BE HOME ANYMORE.

COME ON, THIS IS OUR TIME.

IT'S OUR LAST CHANCE TO SEE IF THERE IS ANY RICH STUFF.

WE GOT TO.

GET DOWN! GET DOWN!

HI.

YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK.

MOUTH, YOU LOOK BETTER FROM BEHIND.

LOOK AT THAT.

THAT'S SCARY, YOU KNOW THAT?

WE FOLLOWED YOU GUYS.

WE WERE OUT DRIVING WITH TROY.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR FACE.

DON'T WORRY. I WAS BORN WITH IT.

HE WAS BEING SUCH A JERK.

YOU KNOW, LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT,

SO I ELBOWED HIS LIP.

YOU ELBOWED HIS LIP?

IT'S LOCKED.

THANK GOD!

I GOT NAKED PICTURES OF YOUR MOM TAKING A BATH.

WANT TO BUY THEM?

REAL CHEAP.

THANKS, CHUNK.

THANKS, CHUNK.

WAIT HERE ONE SECOND.

YOU'LL GET IN TROUBLE.

DON'T LEAVE.

I'M NOT STAYING.

WE'VE GOT TO GET TO THE LOWEST POINT

OF THE FLOOR.

LOWEST POINT, NOTHING. LET'S GO!

AAH!

AAH!

OH, MY GOD!

NO, BRAND.

AAH!

AAH!

IT WAS OUTSIDE.

OH, MY GOD.

IT WAS DISGUSTING.

IT ALMOST KILLED US.

COME ON, BRAND, PLEASE.

WHAT IF WE FIND SOMETHING?

MIKEY, WE'RE GOING RIGHT NOW.

BRAND, GIVE THEM A FEW MINUTES.

AS LONG AS YOU STAY HERE WITH ME.

SHE KNOWS WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT.

LET'S GO!

[GROWL]

CHUNK, I HOPE THAT WAS YOUR STOMACH.

NO.

THAT'S THE IT.

SOUNDS LIKE KONG.

PART OF IT'S HUMAN.

COME ON. WANT TO SEE IT?

DON'T WORRY.

IT'S CHAINED TO THE WALL.

SHH!

[GROWL]

I DON'T WANT TO GO.

IT'S CHAINED TO THE WALL.

YOU WANTED TO GO.

I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT.

AAH!

SHAME, SHAME.

WE KNOW YOUR NAME.

BRAND, SLIP HER THE TONGUE.

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I CAN'T LOOK.

GET ME UP, GUYS.

1, 2, 3, UP!

THANKS, GUYS.

CAN'T YOU SMELL IT?

ONE-EYED WILLY REALLY IS DOWN HERE.

WE'RE WALKING RIGHT ABOVE HIM.

I'M GOING TO BUILD ONE LIKE THIS.

WATER!

WE CAN DO IT!

RIGHT ABOUT HERE

IS WHERE WE TALKED ABOUT THE LOWEST SPOT.

MIKEY--OW!

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

MIKEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

GIVE ME THAT.

THERE'S NOTHING BURIED THERE.

THERE IS.

THE MAP SAYS SO. THERE'S GOT TO BE.

LET'S PUT CHOCOLATE ON THE FLOOR,

AND LET CHUNK EAT HIS WAY THROUGH.

MOUTH, THAT'S ALL I CAN STAND,

AND I CAN'T STAND NO MORE!

I GOT IT! I GOT IT!

I DON'T GOT IT.

YOU KLUTZ!

YOU KLUTZ!

HOPE IT'S NOT A DEPOSIT BOTTLE.

THIS IS RIDICULOUS. I FEEL LIKE I'M BABYSITTING

WITHOUT GETTING PAID.

WAIT. LISTEN TO THAT.

SO WHAT?

SOUNDS LIKE MY GRANDFATHER TAKING A LEAK.

NO, IT'S DEEP.

LIKE THERE'S A PASSAGEWAY.

REAL DEEP.

GET OUT OF THE WAY.

BRAND'S BEING SO SWEET.

COME ON! WHERE ARE YOU? YOU'RE IN THE CLOUDS,

AND WE ARE IN A BASEMENT.

I TOLD YOU!

HA HA! I TOLD YOU!

I TOLD YOU IT'S HERE.

1, 2, 3!

FEEL THE AIR. THERE'S SOMETHING DOWN THERE.

I TOLD YOU!

MIGHT BE A TREASURE OR SOMETHING.

HEY, THIS IS WORKING, GUYS.

BRAND, CAREFUL!

ARE YOU OKAY?

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A PASSAGEWAY.

IT'S THE START OF THE TUNNEL.

$50 BILL.

$50 BILL. $50 BILL!

HE SAID $50 BILLS?

$50 BILL!

THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!

WE HAVE THE MONEY TO SAVE THE GOON DOCKS!

$50 BILL! $50 BILL!

$50 BILL!

THERE'S MILLIONS OF THEM.

WAIT, WAIT.

QUIET!

THEY'RE FAKE. THEY'RE BOGUS.

THEY'RE PHONY BILLS.

NO, IT'S NOT!

YOU GET 25 YEARS FOR COUNTERFEITING.

I RECOGNIZE THEM.

IT'S THE FRATELLIS!

THAT'S THE GUY FROM UPSTAIRS.

YOU NEVER LISTEN TO ME.

I SAID THERE'D BE TROUBLE.

YOU GUYS ARE CRAZY.

YOU GUYS ARE SELF-DESTRUCTIVE.

THERE'S A FUNNY FARM

WITH YOUR NAMES WRITTEN ON IT.

I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE.

I SMELL ICE CREAM.

THEY GOT SWENSEN'S.

THEY GOT PRALINES 'N' CREAM,

AND THEY GOT MISSISSIPPI MUD.

THEY GOT CHOCOLATE ERUPTION.

AND THEY GOT APPLE.

OH, AND THEY GOT GRAPE.

THEY GOT GRAPE,

AND SUPER DUPER CHOCOLATE ERUPTION, AND...

WHAT?

AAH!

IT'S A STIFF!

EEW, GROSS.

THE DOOR!

SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE. THE DOOR'S OPEN.

WELL, SHUT IT.

THE LIGHTS ARE ON.

PIZZA.

SHH!

PEPERONI.

SHH!

HE'S EATING MY PEPERONI.

YOU WANT YOUR PEPERONI?

COME ON! LET'S KILL EACH OTHER OVER THE PEPERONI!

PUT THAT GUN AWAY NOW!

YOU ALWAYS LIKED HIM BETTER THAN ME.

THAT'S RIGHT!

PUT HIM BACK WHERE WE GOT IT.

SHH!

CLOSE THE DOOR.

WE CAN GO, GUYS.

MIKEY! MIKEY, COME ON.

THE FIREPLACE IS THE ONLY WAY OUT.

YOU'LL NEVER GET OUT THAT WAY.

WHAT?

It all starts here.

WUSS, YOU'RE RIGHT.

GUYS, I'M STUCK WITH THE STIFF! HE'S IN HERE.

STAY.

STAY.

GUYS, HE'S IN HERE!

OH, SHIT.

LET'S GO.

FASTER.

GO, ANDY, GO.

ALL RIGHT, JAKE.

HELP! HELP!

HELP! GUYS!

COME ON, YOU IDIOTS!

OKAY, MOM.

I'LL MAKE SURE IT'S SAFE.

SHH!

IT'S SAFE.

HURRY UP!

WATCH YOUR STEP.

LOOK IN THE WINDOW!

COME ON.

I WANT TO SHOW--OW!

HE DOES THAT ALL THE TIME.

I CAN'T FIND CHUNK.

WHERE'S CHUNK?

WHAT HAPPENED TO CHUNK?

CHUNK'S UP THERE.

LET ME SHOW YOU THIS PIECE OVER HERE.

DON'T TOUCH THAT. I WORKED TWO HOURS ON THAT.

YOU WORKED WHAT?

SHUT UP!

SOMEBODY'S BEEN HERE. THE COOLER'S BROKEN.

GO CHECK YOUR BROTHER.

COULD'VE BEEN A TREMOR.

I'LL SHOW YOU A TREMOR.

I'M GOING TO CHECK MY BROTHER.

HE BETTER NOT HAVE BROKEN HIS CHAINS.

I'M NOT GOING TO THE ZOO FOR ANOTHER SET.

AH-CHOO!

GESUNDHEIT.

I'M COLD.

PSST, CHUNK!

CHUNK, COME HERE.

GET OVER HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

LET ME IN.

GET THE POLICE.

WE'RE IN SOME SERIOUS SHIT HERE. GET THE POLICE.

I CAN'T FIT ANYWAY.

GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, THE WINDOW!

GO OUT THE WINDOW.

DID YOU SEE HIM, GUYS?

WHERE'S CHUNK?

GETTING THE POLICE.

HE'S GOING TO GET THE POLICE. GO! MOVE! MOVE!

I KNEW HE COULDN'T BREAK THEM CHAINS.

COME ON, GET THE BODY.

HOW MUCH FURTHER DO YOU PLAN ON GOING?

YOU STEPPED ON MY FOOT.

I DROPPED MY GLASSES. I CAN'T SEE A THING.

I FOUND YOUR GLASSES.

YOU BROKE MY GLASSES!

LISTEN, GUYS.

I'M THE OLDEST, SO I'M IN CHARGE.

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?

I'M IN CHARGE.

DO YOU HAVE A LIGHT?

A LIGHT.

SURE, GUYS. BACK UP.

BACK UP.

BULLY BLINDERS!

ALL RIGHT, DATA!

OH, OW!

OW!

ISN'T THAT NEAT?

ONCE I WAS WALKING HOME, AND THESE BIG GUYS STOPPED ME--

HEY, DATA, STOP MESSING AROUND.

DATA, COME ON. TURN THEM OFF.

AW, DATA.

ONLY PROBLEM IS, BATTERIES DON'T LAST SO LONG, GUYS.

THERE'S A LIGHT UP AHEAD.

MAYBE WE CAN GET OUT THAT WAY.

I'M NOT AFRAID OF THE DARK.

I LIKE THE DARK. I LOVE THE DARK.

BUT I HATE NATURE.

WAIT A SEC! HOLD IT!

STOP! I'M JUST A KID!

WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

I NEED A RIDE.

MY FRIENDS AND I HAD A RUN-IN

WITH THESE REALLY DISGUSTING PEOPLE-- THE FRATELLIS.

WE FOUND THEIR HIDEOUT.

PLEASE TAKE ME TO THE SHERIFF'S STATION.

I CAN DESCRIBE ALL THREE OF THEM.

BARUCH ATA ADONAI--

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

[SINGING IN ITALIAN]

JAKE, GET OUT AND HELP.

WILL YOU...

GIVE ME A HAND?

CAN'T YOU HANDLE A KID, EVEN?

AAH!

DOES IT WORK, GUYS?

YEAH.

YEAH.

I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

YOUR FATHER'S A PLUMBER.

WHAT ARE THESE PIPES ALL ABOUT?

THESE LOOK LIKE WATER PIPES.

GAS PIPES.

DRAINAGE.

SHUT UP FOR A MINUTE!

THESE PIPES MUST LEAD

TO A BUILDING OR SOMETHING.

IF WE BANG ON THEM HARD ENOUGH,

IF WE MAKE ENOUGH NOISE...

AAH!

AAH!

HELP! HELP!

HI, MAX.

HEY, GENE, HOW ARE YOU?

REVERSE PRESSURE!

DADDY!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, LIKE NOW!

GO! GO! GO!

FIRST WE START WITH THE PUDGY LITTLE FINGERS...

THEN THE PLUMP LITTLE HAND...

THEN THE FLESHY ARM.

NOW, WHERE ARE YOUR FRIENDS?

THE FIREPLACE.

DON'T LIE TO ME!

WE WENT TO MIKEY'S DAD'S PLACE AND FOUND A MAP

THAT SAID UNDERNEATH THIS PLACE THERE'S BURIED TREASURE.

DON'T GIVE US NONE OF YOUR BULLSHIT STORIES.

SPILL YOUR GUTS. TELL US EVERYTHING.

EVERYTHING?

EVERYTHING!

EVERYTHING... OKAY, I'LL TALK.

IN THIRD GRADE, I CHEATED ON MY HISTORY EXAM.

IN FOURTH GRADE, I STOLE MY UNCLE MAX'S TOUPEE

AND GLUED IT ON MY FACE

WHEN I PLAYED MOSES IN MY HEBREW SCHOOL PLAY.

IN FIFTH GRADE, I KNOCKED MY SISTER DOWN THE STAIRS

AND BLAMED IT ON THE DOG.

I CAN'T SEE A THING.

WHAT AM I STEPPING ON?

LOOK, YOU GUYS. A LANTERN!

SOMEBODY WAS HERE BEFORE US.

MAYBE THEY'RE STILL HERE.

I HOPE NOT!

LOOK AT THESE CIGARETTES.

TROY WAS LOOKING DOWN MY SHIRT.

WHO CARES? THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

YOU GUYS, LISTEN TO HER.

WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH HER?

ANDY, IT'S OKAY.

ANDY?

ANDY?

I SHOULD'VE LET HIM LOOK AT MY BODY.

DON'T I HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BODY?

HOW MANY YEARS DO I HAVE BEFORE I LOOK LIKE HIM?

AAH! AAH!

AAH!

MY MOM SENT ME TO A SUMMER CAMP FOR FAT KIDS.

ONCE DURING LUNCH I PIGGED OUT,

AND THEY KICKED ME OUT.

LOOK AT HIM.

DON'T TOUCH IT.

THIS IS ONE OF YOUR TRICKS,

ISN'T IT, ONE-EYED WILLY?

YOU WOULDN'T HAVE GONE TO ALL THIS TROUBLE

IF YOU WEREN'T REALLY HIDING SOMETHING.

IT'S OKAY, IT'S OKAY.

YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

DON'T BE AFRAID!

HE'S DEAD FOR SURE.

I THINK HE'S CHESTER COPPERPOT.

CHESTER WHO?

WHO?

REMEMBER, FROM THE ATTIC?

THE NEWS ARTICLE.

THE LAST GUY WHO LOOKED FOR THE RICH STUFF,

HE WENT IN, BUT HE NEVER CAME OUT.

THAT WAS 1935.

IF HE DIDN'T MAKE IT OUT,

THEN HOW ARE WE GOING TO GET OUT OF HERE?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

JUST CALM DOWN.

ARE YOU SURE?

I'M POSITIVE.

WE DON'T KNOW IT'S COPPERPOT.

I KNOW IT'S HIM!

MOUTH, GET HIS WALLET.

LOU GEHRIG?

YOU GET IT, MIKEY.

COME ON.

IT IS CHESTER COPPERPOT.

SEE? I TOLD YOU.

WE'RE GOING TO GET KILLED, TOO.

HEY, LOOK AT THIS.

CANDLES!

GREAT! LET ME HAVE THEM.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

SETTING BOOTY TRAPS.

BOOBY TRAPS.

IN CASE THE FRATELLIS ARE FOLLOWING US

SO WE CAN HEAR THEM COMING.

OKAY, HURRY UP.

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

SETTING BOOTY TRAPS.

BOOBY TRAPS.

QUIET. SHH!

GOD, THESE GUYS.

YOU GUYS, LOOK AT THIS.

A SKELETON OF ONE-EYED WILLY.

GIVE ME THAT.

AAH!

OH, MAN!

THERE'S NO WAY OUT OF HERE!

OH, GOD. NO.

HEY, GUYS, NOW THAT WE'VE GOT--

LOOK AT THIS.

SEE WHAT I FOUND?

GUYS, FREEZE, DON'T MOVE.

DON'T MOVE.

DON'T MOVE BACK THERE!

WHAT?

FREEZE!

GOD!

RUN!

RUN, YOU GUYS!

HOLY S-H-I-T!

THAT WAS CLOSE.

THAT WAS CLOSE.

WAIT, WAIT. LISTEN.

SOMEBODY'S DOWN THERE.

SHH! SHUT UP AND LISTEN.

A WAY OUT?

THE FRATELLIS?

POLICE?

ANOTHER OF WILLY'S BOOBY TRAPS?

BRAND, GOD PUT THAT ROCK THERE FOR A PURPOSE.

I'M NOT SURE YOU SHOULD MOVE IT.

HELLO?

AAH!

AAH!

THEY WANT MY HAIR!

RABIES!

RABIES!

SHIT!

RABIES!

RABIES!

BUT THE WORST THING I EVER DONE...

I MIXED THIS FAKE PUKE AT HOME

AND THEN WENT TO THIS MOVIE THEATER...

AND CLIMBED UP TO THE BALCONY...

AND THEN I MADE A NOISE LIKE THIS--

WOO-AAAH!

WOO-AAAH!

WOO-AAAH!

WOO-AAAH!

AND THEN I DUMPED IT OVER THE SIDE

ON THE PEOPLE IN THE AUDIENCE.

THEN, THIS WAS HORRIBLE...

ALL THE PEOPLE STARTED GETTING SICK

AND THROWING UP ALL OVER EACH OTHER.

I NEVER FELT SO BAD.

I'M BEGINNING TO LIKE THIS KID.

HIT PUREE!

NO, I'M TOO YOUNG!

I WANT TO PLAY THE VIOLIN!

NO, NOT MY HAND!

I GET THE TRUTH!

OR YOU GET JUICED!

WHAT WAS THAT NOISE?

THE FIREPLACE FLUE.

WATCH OUT, MA!

THERE'S TUNNELS DOWN THERE.

WATCH YOUR HAIR!

THEY GO FOR THE HAIR!

WATCH YOUR VEINS, MA!

MIKEY! IF YOU CAN HEAR ME...

RUN!

THEY'RE COMING AFTER YOU!

IF WE KEEP GOING, WE'LL REACH CHINA.

MAYBE I CAN VISIT MY AUNTIE.

THIS COULD GET DANGEROUS, ANDY.

YOU MIGHT WANT TO HOLD MY HAND.

THANK YOU.

OH, NEAT!

WOW!

YOU GUYS, LOOK!

IT'S A BEAUTIFUL WATERFALL!

WOW!

WOW!

IT'S A GIANT PIGGY BANK!

WE'RE RICH!

I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WE FOUND IT!

GOLD AND SILVER SHINING ALL OVER!

HOLD THIS LANTERN FOR ME!

WHAT YEAR WAS THAT MAP MADE?

PROBABLY A COUPLE HUNDRED YEARS

BEFORE PRESIDENT LINCOLN.

GEORGE WASHINGTON...

UH... MARTIN SHEEN.

THAT'S PRESIDENT KENNEDY, YOU IDIOT!

SAME DIFFERENCE! HE PLAYED KENNEDY.

GOOD. YOU'RE USING YOUR BRAIN.

AT LEAST I HAVE ONE!

YOU'RE SO STUPID!

OH, YEAH?

YES.

SHUT UP!

THIS ISN'T GOLD.

IT'S A WISHING WELL.

LOOK.

MUST BE MOSS GARDEN'S WISHING WELL.

I BELIEVED WHEN YOU THREW MONEY IN,

IT TURNED INTO YOUR WISH.

I'LL TAKE TWO OF YOURS.

THAT'S NOT FAIR.

WAIT, WAIT.

YOU CAN'T DO THIS.

THESE ARE SOMEBODY ELSE'S WISHES.

THEY'RE SOMEBODY ELSE'S DREAMS.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS ONE...

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE...

THIS WAS MY DREAM, MY WISH.

IT DIDN'T COME TRUE,

SO I'M TAKING IT BACK.

I'M TAKING THEM ALL BACK.

COME ON, ONE-EYED WILLY.

WHAT'S THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE MAP?

IS THIS JUST ANOTHER TRICK?

LET'S KEEP HIM ALIVE

IN CASE HE ISN'T LYING.

GOOD IDEA. PUT HIM WITH YOUR BROTHER.

OKAY, MA. COME ON.

WHAT'S THAT?

AAH!

WHAT'S THAT?

HOLY SHIT!

WE FOUND IT.

IT'S ABOUT THE TREASURE.

LOOK AT THE DATE ON IT.

THIS IS AUTHENTIC. THIS IS A DOUBLOON.

GIVE IT TO ME.

I TOLD YOU SO!

YOU NEVER BELIEVE ME.

I SAID THERE WAS GOING TO BE BURIED--

HOW FAR YOU GOT WITH ANDY?

ALL THE WAY, BUDDY?

YOU'RE SO IMMATURE.

GROW UP.

TELL US.

REALLY.

I DIDN'T MAKE IT WITH HER YET.

AND I STRESS "YET."

HUH?

WHAT THE HELL?

WHAT DID YOU WISH FOR?

TO MAKE IT WITH ANDY.

HEY! WHO'S DOWN THERE?

TROY.

HEY, GUYS, IT'S TROY!

HEY!

TROY! HELP!

SOUNDS LIKE ANDY.

ANDY?

IS THAT YOU?

YEAH. WE'RE STUCK HERE.

SEND DOWN THE BUCKET.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE?

DON'T ASK STUPID QUESTIONS!

WE'RE STUCK!

COME ON!

THIS IS GREAT.

SEE, GUYS?

WISHES DO COME TRUE.

ALL RIGHT, MY HEARTIES, FOLLOW ME!

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

YOU SHOULDN'T SMOKE.

IT'S BAD FOR YOU.

I BROUGHT YOU MORE FOOD.

WHY AM I LOCKED IN HERE?

THEY'RE NOT TOO TIGHT?

IT IS.

IF YOU LET YOURSELF OUT, I'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS.

YOU SIT TOO CLOSE TO THE TELEVISION,

YOU'LL SCREW UP YOUR ANIMAL.

GRRR!

JAKE, LEAVE HIM ALONE!

I'M NOT DOING NOTHING.

HARE KRISHNA, HARE KRISHNA,

KRISHNA, KRISHNA...

COME ON! LET ME OUT!

H-H-HI, SIR.

M-M-MY NAME'S LAWRENCE.

S-SOMETIMES PEOPLE CALL ME CHUNK.

RRAAH!

RRAAH!

HELP! LET ME OUT OF HERE!

YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU'LL FIND.

LET'S GET DOWN THERE.

IT'S DEEP DOWN THERE.

JAKE, YOU FIRST.

I AIN'T GOING FIRST.

GO!

CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT.

THROW THE BUCKET DOWN.

HEY, I'M THE SMALLEST.

I'LL GO FIRST, OKAY?

I'M THE OLDEST.

I'LL CALL THE SHOTS.

ANDY GOES FIRST, I'M SECOND...

CHESTER COPPERPOT.

CHESTER COPPERPOT.

CHESTER COPPERPOT!

DON'T YOU GUYS SEE?

DON'T YOU REALIZE?

HE WAS A PRO

AND NEVER MADE IT THIS FAR.

WE'VE GOT A CHANCE.

CHANCE AT WHAT, MIKEY,

GETTING KILLED?

SOMEONE'S GOING TO GET HURT.

MAYBE DEAD.

WE SHOULD GET TO THE POLICE.

MAYBE CHUNK DID.

MAYBE CHUNK IS DEAD.

DON'T SAY THAT!

NEVER!

GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!

I'M NOT A GOONIE.

I WANT TO GO HOME.

I FORGOT.

BUT STILL... DON'T YOU REALIZE?

THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SKY...

IT'LL BE OVER ANOTHER TOWN.

THE NEXT TIME YOU TAKE A TEST...

IT'LL BE IN SOME OTHER SCHOOL.

OUR PARENTS...

WANT THE BEST OF STUFF FOR US.

NOW THEY'RE DOING WHAT'S RIGHT FOR THEM.

'CAUSE IT'S THEIR TIME.

UP THERE.

DOWN HERE IT'S OUR TIME.

IT'S OUR TIME DOWN HERE.

THAT'S ALL OVER

THE SECOND WE RIDE UP TROY'S BUCKET.

ANDY!

YOU GOONIE!

SPREAD IT AROUND.

TRY TO MAKE YOUR FROSTING

LOOK A LITTLE RUGGED...

CHOCOLATE.

WANT A CANDY BAR?

I GOT A BABY RUTH.

SIR?

OH!

RUTH.

RUTH. RUTH.

BABY RUTH.

I'LL THROW IT TO YOU, OKAY?

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

I'M SORRY, SIR.

I TRIED TO GIVE IT TO YOU.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

I'LL GET YOU ANOTHER ONE.

WHAT? WHAT?

JEEZ, MISTER, YOU'RE EVEN HUNGRIER THAN I AM.

OUCH! BOOBY TRAPS!

WHY YOU BEING SUCH A SISSY?

FRIGGIN' KIDS.

NIENTE.

KIDS MUST'VE CLEANED HIM OUT.

RIGHT BEFORE THEY ATE HIM.

STUPID.

FOLLOW THEM SIZE 5s.

SLOTH.

CHUNK.

SLOTH...

CHUNK.

AAH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

HA HA HA!

MAN, YOU SMELL LIKE PHYS. ED.

MOUTH, HOLD THIS.

TRANSLATE THIS.

"COPPER BONES."

"WESTWARD FOAMS."

COPPER BONES. WESTWARD FOAMS.

"TRIPLE STONES."

THIS MUST BE COPPER BONES.

HUH?

SORRY.

WOW.

LOOK AT THAT.

WHAT?

TRIPLE STONES!

WE GOT YOU NOW, ONE-EYED WILLY.

WHY COULDN'T I HAVE HAD A LITTLE SISTER

INSTEAD OF THAT?

OCEAN FOAM. MAYBE IT'S THIS ONE.

THAT'S TOO BIG.

TRY THE MIDDLE ONE.

YOU'RE CRAZY.

IT FITS, MIKEY.

IT FITS!

WE GOT IT!

WHICH WAY DO WE TURN?

WEST.

COUNTERCLOCKWISE.

TRY IT. YEAH, THAT WAY.

AAH!

WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

IT'S GOING TO FALL ON US!

IT'S ANOTHER ONE OF WILLY'S TRICKS!

AAH!

DATA!

DATA, PLEASE!

HE'S GONE.

NO. DON'T BE DEAD.

PINCHERS OF PERIL!

YOU GUYS, I'VE BEEN SAVED.

OKAY!

HE'S ALIVE!

HE'S ALIVE!

YOU GUYS,

I'M IN ANOTHER ROOM.

I'M AT THE OLD LIGHTHOUSE LOUNGE.

I WANT TO REPORT A MURDER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

IS THAT YOU, LAWRENCE?

SHERIFF, THIS TIME I'M TELLING THE TRUTH.

I'M LOCKED INSIDE THE FRATELLIS' BASEMENT

WITH THIS GUY.

ROCKY ROAD?

HA HA!

LIKE THE TIME IRANIAN TERRORISTS

TOOK OVER ALL THE SIZZLER STEAK HOUSES?

SLOTH, GET BACK HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU...

LIKE CREATURES THAT MULTIPLY

WHEN WATER'S THROWN ON THEM?

SLOTH.

SLOTH!

SLOTH'S GOING INTO THE FIREPLACE!

[DIAL TONE]

LAWRENCE?

SLOTH, IT'S JUST YOUR ECHO.

ECHO.

I'LL SHOW YOU.

DON'T GO DOWN THERE.

IT'S DARK DOWN THERE.

IT'S YOUR ECHO, SLOTH. ECHO.

I GOT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

PEE BREAK. WHO'S GOT TO GO?

ME.

ME.

ME.

ME.

THIS IS THE LITTLE BOYS' ROOM.

THAT TUNNEL'S THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM.

BRAND, WHERE YOU GOING?

THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM.

WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING?

THE MEN'S ROOM.

YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO THE MEN'S ROOM.

YEAH, MIKEY'S BEEN THROUGH HERE, ALL RIGHT.

AAH!

[BRAKES SCREECH]

[CRASH]

[GIRL SCREAMS]

[SIREN]

UH-OH.

THIS ISN'T THE TIME NOR PLACE.

BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

BRAND! BRAND!

GO SEE WHAT SHE'S RAGGING ABOUT.

BRAND? HURRY, I'M IN HERE...

WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

WRONG WAY, LOVER BOY.

IT'S THIS WAY.

THANKS.

UH-HUH.

OKAY, YOU KISSED. NOW TELL.

THERE'S SOMETHING WEIRD.

WHAT? WHAT IS IT?

DOES BRAND WEAR BRACES?

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?

STEF, IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.

NEXT TIME, KISS HIM WITH YOUR EYES OPEN.

IT'S A WHOLE DIFFERENT EXPERIENCE.

CAREFUL, THERE'S A HOLE HERE.

BRAND WAS STANDING IN IT.

AFTER DUMPING THE KIDS, HOW DO WE GET OUT?

THEY'RE NEARBY.

I SMELL THEIR BUBBLE GUM.

YOU GET THREE GUESSES WHO LEFT THIS.

UGH!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?

THEY'RE HERE!

THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE HERE, THEY'RE HERE!

QUIET!

RIGHT DOWN THERE.

THIS WAY OUT!

THIS WAY!

COME ON, YOU GUYS, RIGHT THROUGH HERE!

GO!

DON'T FALL BEHIND.

LET'S GO!

COME ON!

WATCH YOUR STEP.

THEY WENT THROUGH HERE.

OH, GOD!

WHAT IS THIS?

KEEP GOING, GUYS.

LOOKS LIKE A BOAT MAST.

JERK ALERT!

FOOTBRIDGE. WHOA!

BRAND, HELP ME, BRAND.

BRAND, HOLD ON!

SOMEBODY'S COMING!

THEY'RE OVER HERE!

HURRY UP.

COME ON!

DATA, HURRY UP!

DATA, COME ON!

I GOT AN IDEA. SLICK SHOES!

ARE YOU CRAZY?

DATA!

DATA!

ENOUGH. I SEE THEIR FLASHLIGHTS.

DATA, COME ON!

HI, FELLAS. REMEMBER ME?

WE JUST WANT OUT OF HERE!

STOP, OR I'M GOING TO SHOOT!

HEY, STUPIDO.

NO!

BRAND!

HOLY MACKENZIE!

YOU'LL START A CAVE-IN.

WHAT WAS THAT?

OH, MY GOD.

BRAND, HURRY UP WITH THAT LAMP!

IT'S PITCH BLACK!

HURRY UP, BRAND.

GOT A MATCH?

LIGHT IT ON THE LAMP.

GOOD IDEA!

JUST FORGE NOW.

DON'T PUSH, JAKE!

I'M NOT.

HURRY UP.

SWEETHEART, ARE YOU OKAY?

NOOO.

IT'S ALL SOLID.

LOOK AT THIS.

WOW!

WHAT IS THAT?

IT'S DISGUSTING.

YO.

WOW!

GNARLY.

THAT'S ATROCIOUS, YOU GUYS!

HELP HIM!

HURRY UP!

AAH!

OHH!

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

STOP PLAYING AROUND!

YOU'RE LETTING THEM GET AWAY.

"TO MOVE ON... PLAY THE TUNE...

"AS EACH NOTE IS SAID.

IF YOU MAKE TOO MANY MISTAKES..."

OH, GOD, TOO MANY MISTAKES!

"YE WILL SURELY BE..."

WHAT?

"MUERTO."

MUERTO?

WHAT IS THAT?

DEAD.

DEAD?

WE GOT TO PLAY THE BONES TO GET OUT.

EXACTLY.

WERE THEY OUT THERE?

ON THE BRIDGE.

GUYS, LOOK! THERE ARE NOTES ON THIS!

ANDY TOOK PIANO LESSONS.

I WAS 4.

WANT TO LIVE TO BE 17?

WHERE'S MIDDLE C?

THIS IS NOTHING LIKE MY MOTHER'S STEINWAY.

DO SOMETHING. HURRY!

OKAY. THE FIRST CHORD, I THINK, IS, UH...

GO ON, ANDY.

♪♪ ♪ ♪♪♪

IT'S WORKING!

ALL RIGHT!

MY GOD, IT'S WORKING!

YOU DID IT!

WAY TO GO.

IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME NOW.

OKAY. UM...A, UH...C-SHARP, D.

PLAY IT RIGHT, PLEASE!

♪♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪

AAH!

AAH!

YOU GUYS, HELP!

HERE THEY COME, GUYS!

THEY'RE DOWN THERE!

THEY'RE COMING UP!

WHAT SHOULD I DO?

ALL RIGHT!

THEY'RE COMING!

YOU GUYS, THEY LOOK REALLY PISSED OFF!

♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪

AAH!

EVERYBODY HELP! HELP!

OH, MY GOD!

I HIT THE WRONG NOTE.

I'M NOT LIBERACE.

LISTEN, YOU'RE DOING FINE.

I BELIEVE IN YOU.

GOONIES ALWAYS MAKE MISTAKES.

DON'T MAKE ANY MORE.

I'M SORRY. WHERE WAS I?

UM, A...A-FLAT--

PLAY IT!

♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪

ALL RIGHT!

HEY, YOU GUYS, THEY'RE GONE!

THEY'RE NOT HERE!

AAH! AAH!

AAH! AAH!

WHOA!

THEY'RE COMING, GUYS!

AAH! HELP!

GRAB HIM! GRAB HIM!

I CAN'T TELL IF IT'S AN A-SHARP OR A B-FLAT.

IF YOU HIT THE WRONG NOTE,

WE'LL ALL BE FLAT.

♪♪ ♪♪♪ ♪♪

LET'S GO, YOU GUYS.

HURRY UP.

GO!

COME ON, GO, GO!

OH, MY GOD!

GRAB MY HAND.

GIVE ME THE GUN!

LET'S GO!

BRAND, WAIT!

WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

THE MAP!

DAMN!

GO!

GO!

GO!

WHOA!

AAH!

AAH!

WHOA!

AAH!

AAH!

GOD!

WHOA!

OH, SHIT!

GERONIMO!

ARE YOU OKAY, MOUTH?

ANDY, ARE YOU OKAY?

WHAT?

OH, MY GOD.

OH, WOW!

OH, GOD.

OH, GOD.

FOLLOW ME.

IT'S TOO...

I CAN'T DO IT, MAMA.

I'LL HELP YOU, JAKE.

AAH! IDIOT!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

HOLD ON, YOU GUYS.

THE WATER'S REALLY SHALLOW.

YOU OKAY, DATA?

YOU REALLY THINK THERE'S A TREASURE HERE?

THIS WHOLE SHIP'S A TREASURE.

OH, MIKEY, LOOK.

AW, IT'S JUST A SKELETON.

THERE'S GOT TO BE GOLD.

AAH!

DATA, DATA'S OKAY.

AAH! AAH! AAH! AAH!

AAH AAH!

HEY, GUYS!

ARE YOU OKAY?

DATA'S OKAY,

BUT DATA'S TIRED OF FALLING AND TIRED OF SKELETONS.

YOU SHOULD'VE USED THE STAIRS.

USE THE STAIRS? STAIRS!

THEY TELL ME TO USE STAIRS WHEN DATA'S FALLING.

IF DATA'S DEAD, NOBODY CARES.

DATA'S OKAY.

THEN SOME GUY TELL ME

I HAVE STUPID INVENTIONS.

I'VE BEEN SPENDING MONTHS AND MONTHS

STUDYING THEM AND INVENTING THEM.

WHAT A FRIEND I HAVE.

STUPID INVENTIONS.

DON'T TOUCH THAT.

HE'S DEAD.

PUT THAT DOWN.

HOW MANY SHIPS WERE THERE?

BILLIONS!

LET'S SEE WHAT'S DOWN THERE.

WATCH WHERE YOU STEP.

DON'T SLIP.

MOUTH, TRANSLATE.

WHAT IS IT?

IT'S JUST A SKETCH OF AN OLD CANNONBALL CHAMBER.

WHERE'S THE GOLD?

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS OUTRAGE.

LET GO OF HIM.

UH-OH.

I SET OFF ANOTHER TRAP.

I'M SORRY. ARE YOU OKAY?

ARE YOU GUYS OKAY?

IT'S WILLY.

BREAK THROUGH IT.

WHAT'S UP THERE?

IT'S ALL RIGHT.

JUST GIVE ME A SECOND.

JEEZ.

I KNOW HOW THESE GUYS MUST'VE DIED.

WHAT A MESS.

IT'S WILLY.

ONE-EYED WILLY.

HI, WILLY.

I'M MIKE WALSH.

YOU'VE BEEN EXPECTING ME.

HAVEN'T YOU?

WELL, I MADE IT.

I BEAT YOU.

I GOT HERE IN ONE PIECE, SO FAR.

SO...

THAT'S WHY THEY CALL YOU ONE-EYED WILLY...

ONE-EYED WILLY.

WE HAVE A LOT IN COMMON, HUH, WILLY?

YOU KNOW SOMETHING, WILLY?

YOU'RE THE FIRST GOONIE.

YO.

AHEM. HI, GUYS.

HOW'S IT GOING?

THIS IS WILLY.

ONE-EYED WILLY.

SAY HI, WILLY.

THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS.

THE GOONIES.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

LONG ENOUGH, MIKEY.

LONG ENOUGH.

WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?

LOAD UP!

ANYTHING YOU CAN CARRY.

EXCEPT THAT.

WHY?

THAT'S WILLY'S.

SAVE THAT FOR WILLY. ANYTHING ELSE.

BYE-BYE, MARBLES.

OH, MY GOD.

OH, MY GOD.

HURRY! THEY'RE STILL AFTER US.

WHAT WILL WE DO?

I DON'T KNOW. WHO CARES?

I GOT AN IDEA.

WHAT IS IT?

I SAW THIS ONCE.

WE LEAVE A TRAIL OF JEWELS INTO ONE CAVE,

THEN HIDE OUT IN ANOTHER.

WHEN THE FRATELLIS GO INTO THAT CAVE, WE RUN.

SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT IDEA.

YO.

OUTSIDE!

OKAY, THIS IS WAR.

DATA, NO! NO, DON'T!

I SAID OUTSIDE.

WE WILL NOT BE TAKEN ALIVE.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"?

GET DATA.

DATA!

COME ON. SNAP TO.

I LOVE THAT.

COME ON.

SNEAKING UP ON ME, HUH? HMM?

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

I'M ALL RIGHT.

DATA'S JUST UNHAPPY.

LET ME HELP YOU, BROTHER.

LET ME HELP YOU.

DATA!

MY GUN.

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT.

NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.

GET IT OFF.

EMPTY YOUR POCKETS.

EMPTY YOUR JEWELS.

JAKE, MAKE THEM MOVE IT.

YOU'RE SO QUIET.

YOU'RE MOUTH, AREN'T YOU?

AHA!

OH, MY GOD.

IS THAT ALL?

MM-HMM.

OH, MY GOD.

YOU GROSS OLD WITCH!

YOU WANT TO PLAY PIRATE?

WE'LL PLAY PIRATE.

MARCH!

KEEP GOING, SMARTY.

KEEP GOING.

WE'LL PLAY PIRATE.

NOW WALK THE PLANK.

GET OUT ON IT.

SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS.

BRAND!

ANDY!

GET OUT OF THE WAY!

ANDY!

TWO DOWN.

WHO'S NEXT?

WILL YOU STOP PUSHING ME?

YOU'RE PULLING MY HAIR!

KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME.

GO JOIN YOUR FRIENDS, YOU WEASELS.

HEY, YOU GUYS!

CHUNK!

CHUNK!

SLOTH! HOW'D HE GET OUT?

SLOTH, SAVE THEM. IT'S MOUTH AND STEF.

YAY, SLOTH!

CHUNK!

NO...

CAPTAIN CHUNK.

GIVE ME THE SWORD.

AAH!

CAPTAIN CHUNK SAYS...

LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

WILL YOU GET OUT OF THE WAY?

FRANCIS.

GET--GET GOING.

FRANCIS, THE ROPE HERE.

NO. GO AROUND. AROUND.

SLOTHY, JUMP ROPE.

WHAT?

JUMP ROPE. JUMP ROPE.

JUMP ROPE. JUMP ROPE.

RING AROUND THE ROSY

POCKETFUL OF POSIES ♪♪

WE'RE IN DEEP SHIT.

AW, SHIT.

YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT TO THE BRONX ZOO?

DON'T START THAT.

THEY WANTED TO LEAVE YOU.

WE'VE NEVER BEEN THERE.

REMEMBER HOW THEY BOUGHT FRANCIS A TOUPEE

INSTEAD OF FIXING YOUR TEETH?

I DON'T WEAR A HAIRPIECE!

WHY, YOU ROTTEN BASTARD!

YOU...

HERE.

GRAB ONTO THE ROCK.

GRAB ON.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BRACES?

I DON'T WEAR BRACES. MIKEY WEARS--

MIKEY! THAT LITTLE--

HEAVE HO! VIVE LA MAMA!

I WON'T SING NO MORE.

I WON'T SING ANYMORE, OKAY?

HEY, YOU GUYS!

MAMA!

COME TO MAMA, BABY.

MA, YOU'VE BEEN BAD.

SLOTHY, I MAY HAVE BEEN BAD.

I MAY HAVE KEPT YOU CHAINED UP,

BUT IT WAS FOR YOUR GOOD.

AW.

REMEMBER WHEN I SANG TO YOU?

WHEN YOU WERE A LITTLE BOY.

ROCKABYE, BABY, ON THE TREETOP

WHEN THE WIND BLOWS, THE CRADLE WILL ROCK

WHEN THE BOUGH BREAKS, THE CRADLE WILL FALL ♪♪

AAH!

AAH!

BREAK!

FALL!

I ONLY DROPPED YOU ONCE.

WELL, MAYBE TWICE.

AAH!

AAH!

PUT ME DOWN!

SLOTH, PUT ME DOWN!

AAH!

I DON'T MIND DYING!

WE'LL BE OKAY!

YAY!

I'LL ROT WITH YOU.

GET THE ROPE! CALM DOWN!

SLOTH, THIS IS THE GUYS.

GUYS, THIS IS SLOTH.

WE CAN'T LEAVE ALL THAT GOLD.

THAT'S OUR FUTURE.

WE STAY HERE, WE GOT NO FUTURE.

WE'LL GET IT LATER.

ALL THAT RICH STUFF.

MAMA, JUST LET US DOWN EASY!

GRRR!

NOT THE SWORD! WE'RE GOING TO--

OH, NO!

AAH!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

YEAH. ARE YOU?

YEAH.

YOU LITTLE...

WILL YOU GET UP?

LET'S GO FIND THE GOLD.

LET'S HEAD FOR THE LIGHT!

THANK YOU, MR. WILLY.

THANK YOU.

YOU'VE MADE MY DAY.

THIS IS A REAL TREAT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

WHAT THE HELL'S THIS?

BOOBY TRAP!

BOOBY TRAP!

GET OUT OF HERE!

WHAT BOOBY TRAP?

OH, BOOBY TRAP.

DIDN'T YOU SEE THE MOVIE?

LEAVE IT! LET'S GO!

DAYLIGHT! THERE'S BEEN A CAVE-IN HERE.

MAYBE WE CAN GET THROUGH.

YOU GOT A LIGHT?

GET THE LAST CANDLE, MIKEY.

CAN WE GET OUT?

THIS CANDLE IS SPARKLING.

THAT'S NOT A CANDLE.

DYNAMITE!

DYNAMITE!

DYNAMITE!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

OH, NO! A BIG ROCK!

AAH!

AAH!

WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!

YOU GUYS, PUSH!

PUSH.

WHAT ABOUT THE LOOT?

WHAT ABOUT OUR LIVES?

AAH!

AAH!

COME ON, SLOTH, HURRY!

AAH!

GO!

GO! GO!

OKAY, GO! GO!

HURRY UP!

YOU ALL RIGHT?

SLOTH! SLOTH!

HELP US!

MA!

AAH!

CHUNK!

SLOTH, COME ON!

SLOTH LOVE CHUNK.

I LOVE YOU, TOO! YOU'RE GOING TO GET CRUSHED!

AAH!

SLOTH! HELP!

MA!

AAH!

COME ON, SLOTH!

OH, NO!

COME ON!

NO!

WELL, I'LL BE DAMNED.

IT'S THEM GOOBERS.

THEY WEREN'T HERE BEFORE.

BUT THEY'RE HERE NOW.

CALL HARVEY.

YES, SIR.

OVER HERE!

WE'RE THE GOONIES!

WHERE ARE MY BOYS?

THERE THEY ARE.

MIKEY!

OH, MIKEY!

HI, MOM. HI, DAD.

I GUESS WE'RE IN DEEP SH--

CLARK! CLARK!

YOU'RE A MESS.

HEY, IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

DADDY!

LOOK WHAT WE BROUGHT.

DOMINO'S PIZZA.

OH, MY FAVORITE!

OH, MA!

WE WERE UNDERGROUND.

IT'S GOOD TO HEAR YOUR VOICE.

I LOST MY GLASSES.

CAN I TAKE PIANO?

YOU'LL CATCH AMMONIA!

PNEUMONIA, MOM. PNEUMONIA.

GIVE ME A HUG.

HOLD IT RIGHT THERE.

THAT'S GREAT, DAD.

JUST WATCH THIS.

COME HERE, DADDY.

HE'S JUST LIKE HIS FATHER.

[SPEAKING CANTONESE]

[SPEAKING CANTONESE]

THANKS FOR OFFERING TO SAVE MY LIFE

AND FOR EVERYTHING ELSE YOU DID.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT?

THANK YOU.

WOW! "THANK YOU." A REAL MOMENT.

YOUR VOICE IS NICE

WHEN YOUR MOUTH ISN'T SCREWING IT UP.

AND YOUR LOOKS ARE KIND OF PRETTY...

WHEN YOUR FACE DOESN'T SCREW IT UP.

HEY, MIKEY.

HEY, YOU'RE A GREAT LITTLE KID--PERSON.

KEEP KISSING GIRLS THE WAY YOU DO,

AND YOUR PARTS THAT DON'T WORK SO GOOD

WILL CATCH UP TO THE ONES THAT DO.

LET HER MOTHER WORRY.

[GASPING]

AW, WHO NEEDS IT?

IT'S THE FRATELLIS!

POLICE!

THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE.

WE NEED HELP.

WE WERE ON A BOAT.

YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST.

WE'RE THE SINTRELLAS.

HEY! DON'T SHOOT HIM!

DON'T SHOOT HIM!

NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM!

GET THEM OUT OF HERE!

YOU CAN'T SHOOT HIM!

THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS!

THEY'RE THE BAD GUYS!

PUT HIM DOWN, SLOTH!

IT'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

COME ON, MAMA.

DO YOU WANT TO LOSE YOUR JOB?

YAY!

SLOTH...

YOU'RE GOING TO LIVE WITH ME NOW.

HUH?

I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU.

'CAUSE I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, CHUNK.

OH, I LOVE YOU, SLOTH.

TODAY'S THE DAY.

LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.

IRVING.

I'M SORRY, IRENE.

WE DON'T HAVE ALL DAY, WALSH.

THERE'S 50 MORE HOUSES AFTER YOURS.

EASE OFF, BRAND.

SHERIFF, I WANT YOU TO WITNESS THIS.

SORRY, DAD.

OUR HANDS WERE ON THE FUTURE,

BUT WE BLEW IT TO SAVE OUR OWN LIVES.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

YOU AND BRAND ARE HOME SAFE.

THAT MAKES US THE RICHEST PEOPLE IN ASTORIA.

WALSH...

YOU'RE LOOKING AT ASTORIA'S RICHEST PEOPLE.

NOW SIGN IT!

I'LL SURE MISS BEING A GOONIE.

AY, DIOS MIO!

WHAT IS THAT?

WHAT'S SHE SAYING?

NO FIRMEN!

NO--NO PEN.

NO WRITE.

NO FIRMEN!

NO SIGN!

NO SIGN!

DON'T SIGN!

DON'T SIGN!

LOOK HERE, YOU.

WHAT'S IN THE BAG?

IT'S MY MARBLE BAG!

THE FRATELLIS FORGOT TO CHECK IT!

WE DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE THE GOON DOCKS!

THERE'LL BE NO MORE SIGNING TODAY OR EVER AGAIN!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

ARE THOSE JEWELS REAL?

WERE YOUR LIVES IN DANGER?

THE OCTOPUS WAS SCARY.

OCTOPUS?

WALKING THE PLANK WAS THE SCARIEST.

PLANK?

THEN WE FOUND THE PIRATE SHIP.

THE FRATELLIS WERE CHASING US.

THAT'S ENOUGH, FELLAS.

TELLING MORE STORIES, LAWRENCE?

THIS TIME IT'S FOR REAL.

WE FOUND GOLD.

HOLY MARY, MOTHER OF GOD!

LOOK AT THAT.

OH, MY GOD!

WE'RE AT CAULDRON POINT,

AND WHAT APPEARS TO BE A PIRATE SHIP...

BYE, WILLY.

THANKS.

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

AAH!

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU IS

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

WHOO

NOW YOU'LL SAY

YOU'RE STARTIN' TO FEEL THE PUSH AND PULL

OF WHAT COULD BE AND NEVER CAN

YOU'RE MERELY STUMBLING THROUGH THOSE

OLD-FASHIONED SUPERSTITIONS

I FIND TOO HARD TO BREAK

OH, MAYBE YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE, BUT

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU IS

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU

IS GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

WHOO-HOO, WHOO-HOO

OLD-FASHIONED SUPERSTITION

I FIND TOO HARD TO BREAK

AND MAYBE YOU'RE OUT OF PLACE, BUT

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU IS

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

GOOD ENOUGH

FOR YOU IS GOOD ENOUGH

FOR ME, IT'S GOOD, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH

IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA

AHA

OH, YEAH

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♪♪

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