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>> PREVIOUSLY ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY...

>> YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL IN FULL UNIFORM.

>> BUT SCHOOL'S, LIKE, OUT.

>> YEAH, BUT NOT FOR YOU.

>> ARE YOU STILL ON TOP OF THINGS, STEVE?

>> HE'S--JUST GOES THERE EVERY DAY FOR HIS ROUTINE...

BLOWJOB.

>> I CAN'T SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE

WITH SOMEONE WHO'S 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

>> THERE'S SO MANY CRAZY THINGS THAT YOU'VE GOT TO WORRY ABOUT.

>> I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE CRYING OVER A WATER PARK.

>> LEXI'S HEADING OFF TO CYPRESS FOR TWO WEEKS.

WHEN YOU'RE A MOTHER, YOU'LL UNDERSTAND.

>> BYE, MOM.

>> I LOVE YOU TOO.

>> FIRST THERE WAS ALL THESE RUMORS ABOUT DANIELLE,

AND NOW THERE'S A BOOK.

SHE WAS INVOLVED WITH KIDNAPPING,

THE COLOMBIAN CARTEL, PROSTITUTION...

>> THESE BITCHES AROUND HERE

UNDERSTAND WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH.

>> NO ONE WHO I REALLY AM GOOD FRIENDS WITH

WOULD KNOW A PERSON LIKE THAT.

>> JACQUELINE HAS TO MAKE A CHOICE

BETWEEN A FRIENDSHIP WITH DANIELLE

AND A FRIENDSHIP WITH THE FAMILY.

>> YOU'RE LIKE MY SISTER.

>> IF YOU THINK I'M A BITCH, THEN BRING IT ON.

>> PEOPLE MAKE FUN OF JERSEY GIRLS,

BUT I THINK THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS.

>> IF YOU'RE GONNA MESS WITH MY FAMILY,

YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH ME.

>> EVERYONE LIKES TO HAVE NICE THINGS,

BUT I'M NOT ONE TO BRAG ABOUT IT.

>> YOU'RE EITHER GONNA LOVE ME OR HATE ME.

THERE IS NO IN-BETWEEN WITH ME.

>> HI, MAMA. >> HI, HONEY.

I WON'T MAKE YOU TOUCH GRANDMA. I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE HER.

>> NO, I-I LIKE HER.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE TO PRETEND TO LIKE HER.

>> NO, I-- >> both: [laugh]

>> SO LISTEN...

I THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA WE'RE GETTIN' AWAY.

>> LATELY, WITH ALL THE DRAMA ABOUT DANIELLE AND THE BOOK,

WE DECIDED TO GET OUT OF FRANKLIN LAKES.

NO DRAMA, NO DANIELLE. IN ATLANTIC CITY.

MY ONLY TIME THAT I EVER-- >> LEFT THE KIDS?

>> LEFT MY KIDS.

ONE NIGHT WHEN I WENT--

LAST YEAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

AND I'VE BEEN MARRIED 9 1/2 YEARS.

>> YOU'RE A GOOD MOMMY, BUT YOU NEED THAT ONCE IN A WHILE.

I MISS LEXI. TO DEATH. I DO.

LEXI'S AWAY RIGHT NOW, AND I THINK IT'S GREAT

THAT SHE'S SPENDING TIME WITH HER DAD

AND SHE'S LEARNING ABOUT HER CULTURE.

I'M A WRECK. I'M A WRECK.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF SOMETIMES.

I GUESS THIS IS THE FIRST

OF MANY SUMMERS WHERE THEY'RE GONNA SPEND IN CYPRESS,

BUT I'M AN OVERPROTECTIVE MOTHER.

SHE CAME OUT OF ME. [laughs]

>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?

>> SAKS. >> LOVE IT.

I SAW IT SOMEWHERE. I CAN'T REMEMBER. I LOVE THIS.

>> IF I BEND OVER, MY CHUCKY IS OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE.

>> DON'T BEND OVER. >> ALL RIGHT.

SO IF I WEAR THIS, MAKE SURE I DON'T BEND OVER.

>> I WANT TO SEE YOUR HOT BODY IN A BIKINI.

>> THERE WILL BE NO BIKINI, DINA.

>> LET ME SEE. WHA--? WHY NOT?

>> TERESA, THIS--

I USED TO DO PILATES THREE TIMES A WEEK,

CARDIO FOUR TIMES A WEEK.

I HAVE DONE NOTHING.

NOTHING BUT WORK IN TWO MONTHS.

>> DINA HAS A GREAT BODY.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S COMPLAINING ABOUT.

>> I'M CHUBBY. MY LOVE HANDLES-- I'VE NEVER HAD THESE.

I ALWAYS PRIDED MY FLAT BELLY.

THE SCALE DOESN'T LIE.

I'M UP TEN POUNDS THAN I WAS THREE MONTHS AGO.

LITERALLY TEN POUNDS, LIKE, TEN SOLID POUNDS.

>> WAIT 'TIL YOU SEE MY BATHING SUITS.

THEY'RE REALLY SKIMPY.

>> THAT'S 'CAUSE YOU GOT THE BODY FOR IT, BITCH.

YEAH, TERESA JUST HAS A SICK BODY FOR HAVING THREE KIDS.

I HATE HER.

BUT WE'LL JUST HAVE FUN.

>> FUN, FUN, FUN, YAY, YAY, YAY.

>> OH, THAT'S A KICK. [thud]

>> SHE DEFINITELY GOT IT FARTHER THAN YOU.

[bleep].

>> DINA, TERESA, AND I ARE GOING TO HAVE A LITTLE GIRL'S WEEKEND.

IT IS TOUGH TO GO AWAY WITHOUT AL AND THE KIDS.

>> LET'S SEE WHO COULD HIT BOB HARDER.

>> MY HEART DOESN'T FEEL RIGHT WITHOUT THEM.

>> OH, [bleep].

UH, WE SHOULD PROBABLY NOT TELL MOM ABOUT THIS.

>> [indistinct].

>> IT'S [bleep] WATER. YOU'RE SAYING IT LIKE IT'S ANTHRAX.

>> I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE A GREAT GYM RIGHT IN MY HOUSE.

I'M FORTUNATE ENOUGH TO HAVE SOMEBODY

COME AND TRAIN ME AT MY HOUSE.

SO SHAME ON ME IF I DON'T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF IT.

>> GOOD EVENING. >> ARE YOU READY FOR TODAY?

>> ARE YOU? >> NEVER.

>> WE A-- >> [gasps]

>> WE JUST KICKED--WE JUST KICKED IT AND IT FELL OVER.

>> I DIDN'T DO IT.

>> BOB'S WATER BROKE.

>> IT'S JUST WATER.

>> YEAH, THAT COULD-- MILDEW STINK IN THE BASEMENT.

>> LAUREN DID IT.

>> I DON'T CARE WHO DID IT. RUN UPSTAIRS AND GET A TOWEL.

>> LAUREN SHOULD GO GET A TOWEL 'CAUSE SHE DID IT.

>> SOMEBODY BETTER GO UPSTAIRS AND GET A TOWEL.

WE HAVE A TRAINER COME

THREE DAYS A WEEK TO WORK OUT WITH US.

>> LET'S STRETCH YOU OUT OVER HERE REAL QUICK.

>> LOOK. LOOK AT THIS. LOOK AT THIS.

I TRY AND WATCH WHAT I EAT, BUT LIFE IS TOO SHORT.

I COULD GET HIT BY A BUS TOMORROW AND BE WISHIN'

I ATE THAT FREAKIN' CHEESECAKE BEFORE I SAW THE BUS COMIN'.

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? SO IF I WANT CHEESECAKE, I'M EATING IT.

>> 11, BREATHE, 12, 13...

>> I WANT TO HAVE A BIG ASS.

>> I'M FRAGILE.

>> UP AND HOLD. >> IT HURTS.

>> LET'S GO. >> UP AND HOLD.

I AM DEDICATED TO STAYING FIT

BECAUSE I KNOW IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.

DO I ENJOY IT? ABSOLUTELY NOT.

>> ONE, TWO, THREE...

>> DO I LIKE IT WHEN I'M DOIN' IT? NO, I DON'T.

OH, MY GOD, I'M GONNA FALL.

IS IT THE BEST THING FOR ME? SURE.

>> 55.

>> I'M DONE.

>> YOU'RE DONE. >> YEAH.

>> IF I DO IT FOR THREE MINUTES, CAN I BE DONE WITH MY WORKOUT?

>> OVER THERE. IF YOU DO IT FOR THREE MINUTES, ARE YOU DONE?

>> IF I DO IT FOR THREE MINUTES, CAN I BE DONE WITH MY WORKOUT?

>> DEAL. >> WOW.

LAUREN IS VERY PHYSICALLY FIT, BELIEVE IT OR NOT.

SHE REALLY IS A BULL IN THE GYM.

>> THREE, TWO, ONE, GO.

YOU BETTER START HITTIN'.

40.

120. >> [laughs]

>> IN 15.

>> ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD. YOU'RE DONE.

>> YOU DID IT. GAME ON YOU, GIRLFRIEND.

>> GOOD-BYE, YOU ALL.

THANK YOU, KEVIN. >> GOOD JOB, LAUREN.

>> IT WAS A PLEASURE.

>> I'M GONNA MAKE SURE SHE GETS UPSTAIRS OKAY.

>> [laughs]

>> PLACE YOUR BETS, PLEASE.

>> HELLO. >> HELLO.

>> WELCOME TO THE MONACO. >> THANK YOU.

>> AND GO RIGHT THROUGH HERE.

>> DINA, TERESA, AND I ARE GOING TO THE WATER CLUB.

IT'S, YOU KNOW, SOMETHING REALLY DIFFERENT

FROM EVERYTHING ELSE IN ATLANTIC CITY

THAT'S ALL OVERDONE AND TOO OPULENT.

>> HI. ARE YOU CHECKING IN TODAY?

>> YES.

[cork pops]

>> THE GIRLS ALL WENT TO ATLANTIC CITY THIS WEEKEND.

I COULD FEEL DINA WAS GETTING UPSET WITH ME

FOR NOT ENDING MY FRIENDSHIP WITH DANIELLE,

SO I'D RATHER BE HOME SPENDING TIME WITH MY FAMILY.

>> DANIELLE THINKS I'M THE ONE

WHO'S SPREADING THE BOOK ALL AROUND,

AND, I MEAN, DID I DISCUSS IT

WITH MY IMMEDIATE FRIENDS AND MY FAMILY?

ABSOLUTELY. WHO WOULDN'T?

BUT TO GO TO STRANGERS AND AROUND TOWN--

I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT.

AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

IF I WANTED TO BE THE BITCH THAT SHE CLAIMS I AM,

I WOULD HAVE HAD FRICKIN' TAKEN HER MUG SHOT

AND STAPLED IT ON EVERY TELEPHONE POLE

FROM HERE TO ATLANTIC CITY.

>> SO LET ME SEE WHAT YOU BROUGHT.

>> TERESA, WE ARE HERE FOR TWO DAYS. YOU KNOW THAT.

>> I BROUGHT A LOT?

>> TERESA, YES, YOU BROUGHT A LOT.

TWO DAYS.

>> WELL, I DIDN'T KNOW.

>> YOU COULDN'T EVEN WEAR THIS IN TWO WEEKS.

>> FROM CLOTHING, TO SHOES,

TO BATHING SUITS, TO ACCESSORIES,

I JUST WANT TO HAVE THE RIGHT OUTFIT WITH ME AT ALL TIMES.

[cell phone rings]

H-HELLO?

YES, HONEY.

OH, L-LET ME-- >> [laughing]

>> LET ME TALK TO HER. LET ME TALK TO MILANIA.

>> OKAY.

>> HI, MILANIA.

>> MOM!

>> I'M NEVER AWAY FROM MY GIRLS. THIS IS MY FIRST TIME.

THEY'RE STAYING WITH MY HUSBAND, SO I KNOW THEY'RE IN GOOD HANDS.

BUT I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

MILANIA, MOMMY'S GONNA BUY YOU A PRESENT, OKAY?

>> MOM!

>> [laughs] >> OH, BABY.

>> MILANIA, YOU WANT A BLUE TEDDY BEAR OR A BLUE PURSE?

>> [crying] >> [laughs]

>> MILANI, DO YOU WANT A NEW BIKE?

I WAS TELLIN' 'EM THAT I WAS GONNA BRING THEM GIFTS BACK.

I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

>> [wailing]

>> ALL RIGHT, G, GIVE HER A LIP GLOSS OR SOMETHING.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR HER CRY OTHERWISE I'M GONNA GET UPSET.

I FEEL GUILTY, BUT I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN WITH MY FRIENDS.

MWAH, MWAH, MWAH. >> [laughing]

>> BYE. I LOVE YOU.

>> LOVE YOU.

>> THAT SUMMER SCHOOL STUFF? >> YES.

>> LET'S SEE.

>> ALL OF MY TESTS. THIS ONE'S--THIS IS MATH.

>> WHAT IS THIS? MATH? THIS IS A TEST?

>> YEAH.

>> ASHLEY'S AT SUMMER SCHOOL--

IT WAS JUST SO HARD TO KEEP HER FOCUSED THIS YEAR.

SO NOW I HOPE HER GRADES IMPROVED.

>> 17 OUT OF 20.

20 OUT OF 20. >> YEAH.

>> WOW.

ASHLEY.

52 OUT OF 50. YOU GOT EXTRA CREDIT?

>> YEAH. >> IS THIS FOR REAL?

>> YEAH.

>> NO ERASER MARKS? >> [laughs]

>> I'M SO PROUD OF YOU. SEE? I KNEW YOU COULD DO THIS.

SHE'S DOING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT

THAN SHE DID DURING THE SCHOOL YEAR.

I'M IMPRESSED.

>> DO YOU THINK, LIKE, I COULD GET A CAR

IF I DO GOOD IN SUMMER SCHOOL?

>> YOU'RE HEADED IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION.

IF YOU WANT A CAR, YOU'RE-- YOU'RE--YOU'RE DOING WELL.

THE KIDS AROUND HERE, THEY TURN, YOU KNOW, 17,

THEY'RE GETTING BRAND NEW MERCEDES, BMWs, HUMMERS,

AND THEY PRETTY MUCH EXPECT IT.

IF ASHLEY ONLY KNEW

THAT SHE ALREADY HAS A CAR, AND IT'S SITTING IN A WAREHOUSE.

JUST SITTING THERE.

I FEEL BETTER TALKING ABOUT GETTING A CAR

WHEN YOU HAVE GRADES LIKE THIS.

'CAUSE YOU'RE EARNING IT, YOU KNOW? YOU'RE WORKIN' HARD.

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

FOR NOW, THE CAR WILL STAY IN HIDING.

AS LONG AS SHE KEEPS UP THE GOOD GRADES,

AND SHE PROVES HERSELF IN SUMMER SCHOOL,

I FEEL A LOT BETTER GIVING HER A CAR.

I LIKE THIS. THIS IS WHAT I WANT TO SEE.

>> COMING UP...

>> HELLO?

STEVE WANTS TO COME TO MY SHORE HOUSE

FOR THE WEEKEND WITH ANOTHER GIRL.

THAT'S NOT DANIELLE.

>> OH, MY GOD! [laughs]

>> HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

>> BABY.

WHAT DID YOU-- LOOK AT THESE BALLOONS.

OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE OUT OF CONTROL, HONEY.

HOW'D YOU GET THEM?

[gasps]

BABY, YOU MADE THIS?

I HAVEN'T CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY ACTUALLY PUBLICLY, UM...

OTHER THAN, LIKE, CRYING ALONE,

IT'S BEEN PROBABLY SEVEN YEARS.

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, BABY.

I LOVE YOU.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, ANGEL.

OUT OF ANYTHING THAT I COULD WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

IT'S JUST SOMEONE TO RECOGNIZE THAT ANOTHER YEAR HAS GONE BY

AND TO SHARE THAT DAY WITH ME.

LOOK, DICE.

LOOK, HONEY.

LOOK, BABY.

>> DON'T LET HER CHEW ON THE TAIL, IT'S RAWHIDE.

>> LOOK, HONEY, THAT'S FOR MOMMY, NOT YOU.

I LOVE THIS, JILLIAN.

WHERE SHOULD I KEEP IT?

I DON'T KNOW.

>> WELL, I--I COOK ALL THE TIME,

SO CAN I LEAVE IT IN THE KITCHEN?

>> SURE.

>> EVEN THOUGH JACQUELINE AND I DID SPEAK OF THE BOOK,

AND I FELT THAT WE CLEARED THE AIR...

UH, I WAS ARRESTED AS AN ACCESSORY.

>> IT SAID YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING,

AND BEATING A PERSON, HOLDING FOR RANSOM...

A LOT HAS CHANGED.

VERY FEW TEXT MESSAGES,

VERY FEW PHONE CALLS, AND WE DON'T SEE EACH OTHER AS MUCH.

YOU LOOK SO FUNNY WITH THOSE ON.

>> I NEED TIME TO FIGURE OUT

HOW I'M GOING TO DEAL WITH DANIELLE.

MY FAMILY IS VERY ADAMANT ABOUT NOT WANTING ME AROUND HER.

>> LOVE THIS CARD. >> YOU DIDN'T LET FINISH.

>> LOVE THIS CARD.

REALLY MISS MY FRIEND.

AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF, I THINK I'M BREAKING UP WITH STEVE.

REALLY NEED MY BEST FRIEND NOW, MORE THAN EVER.

>> OH, THAT'S PRETTY.

>> WE'RE GONNA DO A LITTLE SHOPPING.

SEE WHAT KIND OF DAMAGE WE COULD DO.

>> NOT THAT MUCH OF A DIAMOND BITCH.

TERESA'S REALLY, LIKE, THE JEWELRY WHORE OF THE GROUP.

SHE'S THE ONE, YOU KNOW, THAT REALLY GETS INTO THE JEWELRY

AND SHE'LL HAVE THINGS MADE SPECIALLY FOR HER.

>> OH, THAT'S SUCH A PRETTY BRACELET.

HOW MUCH IS THIS?

GUYS, LOOK, YOU LIKE THIS? IT'S, UM, 280,000.

I'M LIKE A KID IN A CANDY SHOP. [laughs]

>> A MILLION-DOLLAR NECKLACE.

>> WOW.

>> OH, BROTHER.

>> THE FUNNY THING ABOUT TERESA IS SHE WAS, LIKE,

CONSIDERING BUYING IT FOR A FEW MINUTES, LIKE...

[laughs]

SHE LOVED IT THAT MUCH.

SHE WAS LIKE, "OKAY, LIKE, HOW CAN I WEAR THIS?

LET ME TRY THE DIFFERENT WAYS."

I WAS KIND OF JUST WEARING IT TO FEEL THE, UH,

YOU KNOW, MILLION DOLLARS AROUND MY NECK.

>> WOW.

AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS, GIRLFRIEND.

>> PAM IS DINA'S FRIEND,

AND DINA INVITED HER TO COME ALONG FOR THE WEEKEND.

>> I NEVER MET PAM.

>> THAT SPARKLE.

>> SHE DIDN'T GIVE ME ANY REASON TO DISLIKE HER.

>> [laughing]

[indistinct]

>> HI.

OH, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

>> I LOVE THAT YOU SAID, "LET'S GET SOME SMUT WEAR."

[laughter] >> YES.

>> IT WON'T EVEN FIT.

>> IT'S PERFECT.

>> I'M JUST GONNA WEAR IT. I'M GONNA WEAR IT OUT.

>> TELL ME YOUR--YOUR HUSBAND WOULDN'T LOVE IT.

'CAUSE HE'S DEMENTED LIKE THAT.

>> HE'S DEMENTED. THAT'S WHY I LOVE HIM.

DINA MADE ME TRY ON SOME WARRIOR PRINCESS KIND OF THING.

I'D HAVE TO HAVE THREE OF THEM ACROSS ME

IN ORDER TO MAKE IT FIT.

>> THIS IS ONE SIZE FITS ALL, ACTUALLY.

>> DO YOU HAVE IT IN A G?

>> THAT'S WHAT STINKS ABOUT HAVING LARGE BREASTS

IS YOU CAN'T GET SOME OF THE SEXIER THINGS

BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST POURIN' OUT OF IT.

SO EITHER YOU GO TO THE PLAYBOY STORE, OR, YOU KNOW,

YOU'RE NOT WEARIN' ANYTHING. [laughs]

TERESA? IS THAT TERESA?

>> TERESA, I KNOW HOW YOU CAN GET THAT MILLION DOLLAR--

>> OH, MY GOD.

>> HERE, WHEN YOU GET NEW BOOBS.

>> THAT'S THE FIRST THING YOU WEAR FOR JOE

WHEN YOU GET YOUR NEW BOOBIES.

>> I WANT TO GET BREAST IMPLANTS,

BUT MY HUSBAND IS MORE OF AN ASS GUY,

AND HE'S VERY HAPPY WITH MY BOOBIES.

WITH MY MINUS As.

>> OH, THAT'S ADORABLE, TERESA.

>> YOU LIKE IT?

>> I LIKE THAT A LOT. MM-HMM.

>> YOU NEED BOOBIES. I LOVE YOU, BUT YOU NEED THEM.

>> ONCE YOU GET THE BOOBIES, IT'LL BE FANTASTIC.

>> I DON'T WANT TO BE BIG. I JUST WANT TO BE NORMAL.

>> SIT NICE IN THERE.

[laughter]

>> BEFORE AND AFTER.

>> I WANT TO FILL UP MY BATHING SUITS

AND LINGERIE FOR MY HUBBY.

EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN'T EVEN WANT ME TO WEAR LINGERIE

'CAUSE IT COMES OFF IN TWO SECONDS,

BUT I WANT TO WEAR IT, AND I WANT TO PUT ON SHOWS FOR HIM

I'M EVEN THINKING ABOUT GETTING A POLE IN MY BEDROOM.

[cell phone ringing]

>> THIS BETTER BE LEXI.

IT IS. HELLO?

HI, LEX. HOW ARE YOU?

>> I'M GOOD.

>> WHAT'D YOU DO TODAY?

>> UM, WE WENT SHOPPING AND STUFF.

>> YOU WENT SHOPPING AGAIN?

WHAT'D YOU BUY?

>> DID SHE GET ME A PRESENT YET?

>> OKAY, AUNT CAROLINE WANTS TO KNOW IF YOU GOT HER A GIFT YET.

>> TELL HER TO GET ON IT.

>> ARE YOU READY TO COME HOME?

>> YEAH. >> YEAH.

>> IT'S A LONG TIME, THOUGH, RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT, MAYBE WE'LL iCHAT IN THE MORNING.

>> OKAY, GOODNIGHT, MOM. LOVE YOU.

>> LOVE YOU TOO. MISS YOU.

>> MISS YOU TOO. BYE. >> BYE, HONEY.

IS THIS HOW SHE'LL SOUND THE WHOLE TIME, LIKE, MUSHY?

EVEN THOUGH LEXI'S A PAIN IN THE BUTT,

I MISS HER WHEN I'M NOT WITH HER.

>> SHE'S MELLOW. >> SHE'S NEVER MELLOW, THOUGH.

>> SHE'S SO SILLY. >> SHE SAID SHE'S HAVIN' FUN.

>> SHE'S ALWAYS SO SILLY.

>> IT'S 1:00 IN THE MORNING. SHE'S PROBABLY TIRED.

>> OKAY?

HUH?

>> NO. [laughs]

>> 'CAUSE YOU'RE NERVOUS.

>> I KNOW. I AM, BUT--

>> LET'S HAVE FUN.

>> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

>> KUDOS.

HELLO. WHAT'S UP?

>> ASHLEY AND I ARE GOING TO GO TO A PHOTO SHOOT

THAT SHE'S BEEN WANTING TO DO FOR A COUPLE YEARS NOW,

AND WE WERE HOPING TO GET

ONE MOTHER DAUGHTER PICTURE TOGETHER.

WE HAVEN'T DONE THAT SINCE SHE WAS YOUNG.

SHE IS TRYING REALLY HARD, SO.

I KNOW WE THOUGHT THIS WOULD HELP HER

BOOST HER SELF ESTEEM A LITTLE BIT

'CAUSE SHE SEEMS TO BE REALLY DOWN ON HERSELF LATELY.

>> LET'S GO FOR NATURAL, THEN WE'LL--

WE'LL CHANGE IN DIFFERENT LOOKS.

SO YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. >> OKAY.

>> I KNOW HE SHOT CARIDEE FROM AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL,

AND I SAW HER PRINTS, AND THEY WERE, LIKE, AMAZING.

I THINK, LIKE, MODELING AND ACTING

IS SOMETHING I WANT TO PURSUE.

>> HOW DO YOU FEEL?

>> UH, LIKE I'M GONNA THROW UP.

>> [laughs]

YOU LOOK SO PRETTY.

>> THAT'S NICE.

>> I KEEP DOING THAT. >> IT'S FINE, IT'S FINE.

GO.

YOUR SHOULDERS, KIND OF ROTATE YOUR SHOULDERS A LITTLE BIT.

THAT'S NICE. REALLY NICE. OH, I LOVE IT.

AND LOOK AT ME. LOOK TOWARDS THE LIGHT.

TOWARDS THE LIGHT, DEAR. >> OH, OKAY.

>> DIFFERENT DIRECTION. >> I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED ME--

>> THAT'S FINE.

DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR SHOULDERS.

>> YOU'RE A TIGER.

>> MOM, GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE CAMERA.

>> I'M GONNA HAVE TO PUT A FAN ON YOU FOR NOW.

>> WHAT?

>> JUST A TOUCH.

OKAY. YOU'RE OKAY?

>> SORRY.

>> THIS IS YOUR GOAL, EVENTUALLY, YOU KNOW.

JUST LIKE THAT.

LET EVERYTHING JUST GO, FLOW NATURALLY.

OKAY.

OVER YOUR HEAD.

>> WAIT, OVER MY HEAD? LIKE THAT?

>> NO, ONE HAND DOWN, ONE UP.

>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. >> YOU CAN, LIKE, LOOK AT IT.

YOU LOOK REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

>> AH. [laughs]

MY HAIR KEEPS GETTING IN MY FACE. I'M SORRY.

>> YOU HAVE TO FEEL PRETTY.

>> YOU KEEP SAYING THAT. >> HERE, THIS IS WHAT--

>> I JUST WANT YOU TO FEEL COMFORTABLE.

>> I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF. GOD.

>> [sighs]

>> LIKE, I'M GONNA START CRYING. YOU'RE ANNOYING ME.

WELL, JESUS CHRIST, HOW MANY MORE TIMES ARE YOU GONNA SAY IT?

>> SHE WAS GETTING UPSET WITH ME.

I GUESS SHE DIDN'T LIKE THAT I KEPT SAYING

THAT SHE'S UNCOMFORTABLE IN FRONT OF THE CAMERA.

>> STOP SAYING I'M NOT COMFORTABLE IN FRONT OF IT,

'CAUSE I AM, OBVIOUSLY.

HELLO. LIKE, OH, MY GOD.

>> SHE GOT NASTY WITH ME THERE.

I WAS TRYING TO DO SOMETHING NICE FOR HER,

AND SHE WAS BEING UNAPPRECIATIVE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

NOW, YOU CAN LOOK AT BLACK AND WHITE,

YOU CAN LOOK AT IT AS A COLOR AS WELL.

>> WHAT DO YOU THINK? YOU LIKE IT?

>> NO, I DON'T. >> ALL RIGHT.

>> I REALLY DON'T LIKE ANY OF THESE.

I REALLY DON'T. >> THAT'S VERY NICE.

[laughs] >> I'M BEING HONEST.

I'M--NO, I'M NOT SAYING IT'S YOUR FAULT.

OBVIOUSLY IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT. YOU'RE THE PHOTOGRAPHER, LIKE...

>> SHE'S JUST NOT COMFORTABLE WITH HERSELF.

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL PICTURES.

>> THEY'RE NOT BEAUTIFUL PICTURES OF ME.

I DON'T LIKE THEM.

>> I WAS EMBARRASSED BY HER BEHAVIOR.

SHE WAS INSULTING HIS WORK,

AND SHE COULD'VE HANDLED THAT IN A DIFFERENT WAY.

>> I LIKE THAT ONE.

>> BY THE TIME WE GOT TO THE MOTHER AND DAUGHTER PICTURE,

I REALLY WASN'T FEELING THAT MOTHER DAUGHTER BOND.

IT FELT FAKE TO ME.

>> STOP.

>> I WAS WARMING UP TO THE IDEA OF POSSIBLY GIVING HER THE CAR,

BUT AFTER THAT EXPERIENCE I DECIDED, UM,

YEAH, MAYBE NOT SO MUCH.

YOU'RE A PLEASURE.

>> SO ARE YOU.

>> COMING UP NEXT...

>> HE WAS THE ONE PERSON THERE FOR ME WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE LEFT.

YOU WERE REALLY GOOD TO ME.

YOU WERE REALLY RESPECTFUL AND NICE.

>> TERESA. >> YEAH, I'M GET--

>> READY TO GO TO THE POOL?

>> TELL ME IF YOU THINK THIS BATHING SUIT IS...

DO YOU LIKE THE ONE I HAVE ON?

'CAUSE, YOU KNOW, WITH NO BOOBIES, I HAVE, LIKE...

>> OH, I THINK YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A COUPLE MORE

FOR TWO DAYS, TERESA.

I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE TERESA'S BRAIN FOR ONE DAY.

SHE'S SO CAREFREE.

IT'S LIKE SHE NEVER HAS ANY KIND OF STRESS.

>> I'M NOT EVEN GONNA HAVE A CHANCE TO WEAR THESE.

>> I LOVE THAT.

I WISH I CAN BE MORE LIKE THAT.

COME ON, WE'VE GOT TO GET GOIN'

BECAUSE THE SUN'S STRONG RIGHT NOW.

>> ALL RIGHT, NOW, SHOES.

OH, I HAVE TO SEE WHAT FLIP-FLOPS I WANT.

>> TERESA, WE'RE LEAVIN' WITHOUT YOU.

COME ON, I WANT TO GET MY TAN ON.

>> YOU GOT A LOT GOIN' ON WITH THE BATHING SUIT,

A LOT GOIN' ON WITH THE COVER. JUST TONE IT DOWN.

TERESA'S LIKE A LIVING, WALKING, BREATHING BARBIE DOLL.

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ACCESSORY AND WHAT AM I WEARING?

HOW'S MY RING, AND IS MY HAT MATCHING?

>> OH, THE HAT. >> OH, MY HAT. MY HAT.

>> HOW COULD WE FORGET?

>> OH, MY SUNGLASSES. SORRY.

I HAVE--WHAT--WHAT COLOR? ALL RIGHT, ONLY ONE PAIR.

>> WE LOVE YOU, TERESA.

>> HI.

>> HOW'RE YOU DOING? >> THANK YOU.

>> OH, MY GOD. IT'S BRIGHT OUT.

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO? >> SIT RIGHT HERE?

>> OH, THIS FEELS INCREDIBLE.

DO YOU MAKE FROZEN DRINKS?

>> YES, WE DO.

>> OH, YES. [cell phone ringing]

>> YOU'D LIKE A PEACH DAIQUIRI. IT'S PRETTY--IT'S REALLY--

>> OKAY. I'LL TRY IT. >> WANT TO TRY IT?

>> YEAH, THANK YOU.

HELLO?

I'M IN A.C.

YES.

I'M LIVIN' IT UP.

VERY NICE.

WE'RE HANGING OUT AT THE POOL,

AND I GET THIS PHONE CALL FROM STEVE.

MY HUSBAND'S FRIEND THAT'S DATING DANIELLE.

>> SPEAKERPHONE.

>> HE WANTED TO COME TO MY SHORE HOUSE

FOR THE WEEKEND WITH ANOTHER GIRL

THAT'S NOT DANIELLE.

AND WHAT ABOUT DANIELLE?

ARE YOU STILL SEEING HER?

ALL RIGHT.

>> HE'S STILL SEEING HER?

>> YEAH, HE IS SEEING HER.

HE SAID, "I TOLD DANIELLE..."

THAT HE'S GOIN' DOWN THE SHORE WITH HIS FRIEND TONY.

EVEN WHEN I'M AWAY,

I FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING DRAGGED INTO MORE DANIELLE DRAMA.

IT'S ALWAYS DANIELLE, DANIELLE, DANIELLE.

I'M OVER IT.

OH, MY GOD.

NO DRAMA.

ANYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH DANIELLE,

I DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED.

>> IT'S JUST SO ANNOYING.

IT'S LIKE EVERY TIME WE'RE TOGETHER

IT JUST SEEMS LIKE SHE ALWAYS HAS TO COME INTO OUR LIVES.

>> HOW YOU DOING?

>> HOW ARE YOU? THANK YOU.

>> HELLO, BIANCA. HOW ARE YOU?

>> VERY GOOD. HOW 'BOUT YOURSELF?

>> IZAKAYA HAD JUST OPENED

THE NIGHT BEFORE WE ARRIVED IN ATLANTIC CITY,

SO WE DECIDED TO TRY IT OUT.

>> ALL THINGS. NEW HOUSE.

>> I MISS HANGING WITH MY GIRLS.

I MEAN, I HAVEN'T BEEN OUT WITH ANYBODY IN SO LONG.

LIKE, I MISS THIS.

I MISS BEING WITH THE GIRLS, AND HAVING FUN,

AND, YOU KNOW, NOT STRESSIN' OUT SO MUCH.

>> DINA, WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO WORK ANYMORE?

>> I'M NOT SPENDING ANY TIME WITH LEXI THAT I SHOULD BE,

I'M LATE PICKIN' HER UP ALL THE TIME, FOR WHAT?

>> SHE ALWAYS HAD HIGH ASPIRATIONS OF WORKING

WITH PEOPLE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.

WELL, SHE'S BEEN THERE, DONE THAT.

>> ALL YOU GIRLS ARE DOIN' ALL KINDS OF FUN STUFF,

I'M LIKE, "I'M WORKING, I'M WORKING."

>> I CALL HER, SHE CALLS ME BACK

A MONTH LATER, RIGHT?

>> MY GIRLFRIENDS MISS THE OLD DINA

THAT USED TO JUST, LIKE, YOU KNOW,

BULL-[bleep] ON THE PHONE FOR HOURS,

AND THEY WANT THAT BACK AND SO DO I.

AND AS EXCITING AS IT IS TO DO, LIKE,

ALL THESE HIGH-END WEDDINGS, AND OVER-THE-TOP WEDDINGS,

AND WORK WITH JAMIE AND THE CELEBRITIES,

IT DOESN'T COMPARE WHEN I'M 15 MINUTES LATE

PICKING HER UP FROM CAMP AND SHE'S SITTING THERE.

TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE IS NOT WORTH ANY OF THAT TO ME.

I KIND OF TOUCHED A LITTLE BIT ON THE FACT THAT,

YOU KNOW, I MIGHT STOP WORKING.

AND I'M ALWAYS ON THAT FENCE.

>> CHEERS. >> LET'S DRINK TO THAT.

>> THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

>> TO YOU BEING A HOUSEWIFE.

YOU COULD JOIN ME.

>> HEY. WHAT'S GOIN' ON? >> HEY. HOW ARE YOU, HONEY?

>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU?

>> UM...

UM...

YOU KNOW I-I, LIKE, ADORE YOU.

YOU KNOW THAT, DON'T YOU? >> YEAH, YEAH, I KNOW THAT.

>> I MEAN, IT'S JUST...

YOU'RE 20 YEARS YOUNGER THAN ME.

NOT TO MENTION YOUR MOTHER'S PROBABLY MY AGE TOO.

BUT I DIDN'T EXPECT TO DEVELOP ALL THE FEELINGS I DID FOR YOU.

YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR THE PERSON

I'M GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH.

>> OF COURSE. >> AND--AND...

IT'S NOT GONNA BE YOU.

I AM SERIOUSLY LOOKING FOR A FUTURE WITH ONE MAN.

AND I'M NOT SURE STEVE IS READY FOR THAT.

YOU KNOW, I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY

THAT I CAN GET MARRIED TO,

AND I REALLY WANT TO BE, LIKE, WITH THAT PERSON, LIKE,

THE REST OF MY LIFE.

>> AND I WANT YOU TO BE WITH THAT PERSON, OBVIOUSLY.

>> SO YOU WOULD BE HAPPY FOR ME IF I--

>> I WOULD BE THRILLED FOR YOU.

>> I'M NOT REALLY SPEAKING TO DANIELLE,

SO I REALLY DON'T KNOW HER SIDE OF IT,

BUT I HEAR STEVE'S JUST WITH HER BASICALLY JUST FOR THE SEX.

>> IT'S NOT EASY TO SAY. >> DON'T GET ALL SAD.

>> IT'S JUST NOT EASY TO SAY GOOD-BYE TO YOU.

I MEAN, YOU WERE REALLY GOOD TO ME.

YOU WERE REALLY NICE AND RESPECTFUL.

>> BUT DON'T BE ALL UPSET.

>> WELL, I AM.

>> I MEAN, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU UPSET, OBVIOUSLY.

>> WHEN THIS WHOLE THING STARTED TO HAPPEN WITH THE BOOK,

I DIDN'T FEEL I COULD TRUST ANYBODY.

HE WAS THE ONE PERSON THERE FOR ME

WHEN EVERYBODY ELSE LEFT.

SO THERE'S A LOT TO BE SAID FOR THAT.

YOU'RE ONE OF THE BEST. YOU REALLY ARE.

>> I TRY.

>> I WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME

AND MY KIDS LIKE THEY'RE THEIR OWN.

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY,

I WANT TO COME HOME TO MY BEST FRIEND,

AND COMPANION, AND LOVER.

AND DEFINITELY SOMEONE TO HAVE A LOT OF FUN WITH.

>> LEX.

>> YEAH?

HI, MOM. >> HI. WANT BREAKFAST?

>> YEAH.

>> LEXI CAME BACK FROM VACATION.

I COULDN'T BE MORE EXCITED.

I'M SO HAPPY TO HAVE HER HOME.

DID YOU LIKE IT?

>> YEAH, IT WAS FUN,

BUT NEXT YEAR, I DON'T WANT TO GO FOR THAT LONG.

>> RIGHT ON, LEXI, RIGHT ON.

>> IT WAS TOO LONG. I GOT REALLY BORED.

>> DID YOU GO TO ANY WATER PARKS?

>> NO, BUT, UM-- BUT DAD ASKED ME,

"YOU WANT TO GO TO THE WATER PARK?"

I WAS LIKE, "I'M NOT GOING TO THE WATER PARK."

>> both: [laugh]

>> THAT'S MY GIRL.

WHAT ELSE YOU DO?

>> WE WENT SHOPPING A LOT. WELL, I DID.

>> DID YOU GET GOOD STUFF?

>> YEAH. >> SHOW ME. I WANT TO SEE.

>> NOW? ALL OF IT?

>> YEAH, WHY NOT?

THIS IS ALL NEW STUFF? >> MM-HMM.

>> YOU'RE SO FUNNY.

>> I GOT THESE SHOES.

THEN I GOT THESE FLIP-FLOPS.

I GOT THESE FOR BAT MITZVAHS AND STUFF.

>> THAT'S MY GIRL.

>> OH, THIS IS YOUR SHIRT.

>> [laughs]

LEXI!

SHE DID A LOT OF SHOPPING WHILE SHE WAS GONE.

THE APPLE DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE.

[laughs]

>> YOU'RE GONNA DIE WHEN YOU SEE SOME OF THE STUFF THAT I BOUGHT.

>> GRANDMA.

I THINK LEXI BOUGHT YOU A GIFT.

>> LOOK AT THIS. >> WHAT IS THAT ALL ABOUT?

[gasps]

GRANDMA WRINKLE. YOU WANT TO TRY IT ON?

LOOK AT THIS OUTFIT LEXI GOT YOU.

>> OKAY, HOLD ON.

>> GRANDMA WRINKLE HAD A LITTLE BIT OF A 'TUDE WITH HER.

SHE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO HER.

SHE WAS LIKE, "YOU LEFT ME, BITCH, FOR TWO WEEKS."

>> both: [laugh]

>> YOU'RE TORTURING HER. >> NO, I'M NOT.

>> [laughs] >> LOOK AT HER.

>> I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. GO AHEAD.

MAYBE LADYBUG'LL WEAR IT. [laughs]

THIS TRIP MADE THINGS A LOT MORE CLEAR FOR ME ABOUT WORK

AND HOW MUCH I DO WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH HER.

>> LIKE, THERE WAS A POINT WHERE I GOT REALLY HOMESICK,

BUT THEN I GOT OVER IT.

>> [laughs]

WHEN YOU BOUGHT SOMETHING? >> YEAH.

>> LEXI, THAT'S SO-- >> I'M NOT JOKING.

THAT'S THE THING THAT KEPT IT OFF MY MIND.

>> IT'S 'CAUSE YOU MISSED ME.

DON'T EVER BUY THINGS TO FILL A VOID, THEN.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BUNCH OF STUFF YOU DON'T NEED.

>> IT'S BETTER THAN EATING.

>> SO, ANYWAY, LEX, I REALLY MISSED YOU. I DID.

>> I MISSED YOU TOO, MOM.

>> NICE TO SEE YOU. >> HOW ARE YOU? GOOD TO SEE YOU.

COME THIS WAY, PLEASE.

>> AND YOU WANT TO SIT HERE?

>> COULD I HAVE THE CRAYONS, MOMMY?

THE BROKEN ONE IS NOT MINE.

>> [crying]

>> I COOK MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY.

FRIDAYS WE ALWAYS GO OUT TO DINNER WITH THE GIRLS

TO ONE OF OUR FAVORITE ITALIAN RESTAURANTS.

>> [crying]

NO!

>> GABRIELLA, YOUR--YOUR VEINS ARE COMIN' OUT OF YOUR NECK.

OH, MY GOD, THAT'S IT.

PARTY'S OVER. >> GIA. GIA.

GIA.

GIA GIUDICE.

>> GIA, GIVE IT TO HER REAL QUICK. COME ON.

>> BUT I WANT TO GET HER TO THE COLORING SECTION.

>> JOE'S REALLY GREAT WITH THE THREE GIRLS.

EVEN IF THEY START SCREAMIN' OR WHATEVER,

HE'S PRETTY LAID BACK.

ALL RIGHT, ZIP IT.

ME AND DADDY ARE HAVING A PRIVATE CONVERSATION.

CLOSE YOUR EARS.

>> OH, NO, NO.

>> WHEN I WAS IN ATLANTIC CITY,

I DECIDED I'M DEFINITELY GETTIN' THE BOOBIES.

LIKE, DO YOU WANT ME TO DO 'EM?

I MARRIED YOU WITHOUT 'EM, WHAT DO I CARE?

>> [laughs]

>> IF I WERE TO MARRY YOU FOR YOUR BOOBIES,

I GUESS WE WOULDN'T HAVE GOT MARRIED, RIGHT?

>> YOU DON'T CARE IF I GET 'EM, YOU STILL--

>> I BEEN MARRIED TO YOU NINE YEARS WITHOUT 'EM.

WHO CARES? >> UM, MOM.

>> GIA, YOUR MOMMY WANTS BOOBIES SO SHE COULD GO HANG OUT

WITH ALL HER FRIENDS WITH ALL THE BOOBIES.

>> I DON'T WANT THEM JUST 'CAUSE ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE THEM.

AND THEY--HER--THEIRS ARE HUGE. I WANT LITTLE ONES.

>> I HATE MY BOOBS.

I WOULD LOVE TO GET RID OF THEM. I REALLY WOULD.

BUT TOMMY'S A BOOB BOY. HE LIKES BOOBS.

IT MAKES HIM HAPPY. WHAT'M I GONNA DO?

[laughs]

>> HOW'S EVERYTHING?

>> JOE, HE WAS TALKING TO YOU, HON.

>> OH, YEAH, IT WAS VERY GOOD. VERY GOOD.

>> HE'S TOO BUSY TALKIN' ABOUT BOOBIES.

>> DO YOU LIKE BOOBIES, MAC?

>> [laughs]

BOOBIES. >> BOOBIES?

LOVE 'EM. >> [laughs]

>> YES, I DO. >> HE LOVES 'EM.

>> I'VE GOT TO SAY, I GET--I GET--I GET PISSED OFF

WHEN I THINK ABOUT ALL THE MONEY YOU SPENT,

BUT THEN I LOOK AT YOU, AND YOU--

AND YOU TAKE CARE OF ALL THESE THREE MUNCHKINS EVERY DAY.

I SAY ONE THING:

HAPPY WIFE, HAPPY LIFE.

GO AHEAD, DO WHAT YOU'VE GOT TO DO.

FORGET ABOUT IT.

>> COMING UP NEXT...

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HUGE.

>> ONCE YOU GET YOUR LITTLE Cs,

THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT THE BIG Cs.

[chuckles]

>> TELLIN' YOU RIGHT NOW, TERESA,

DON'T GO TOO BIG BECAUSE THEY'RE ANNOYING.

>> NICE B. A FULL B. >> I'M NOT.

I'M SO HAPPY I HAVE MY GIRLS WITH ME.

HI. >> YOUR NAME?

>> TERESA GIUDICE.

>> TERESA, YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT. >> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME.

>> LEMME SEE YOUR BOOBIES.

>> THEY LOOK BIGGER TODAY, RIGHT?

>> [laughs] >> 'CAUSE IT'S--

>> TODAY I'M GOING WITH TERESA TO GET HER BOOBY CONSULTATION,

AND, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT ANY TENSION

WITH ME AND THE REST OF THE GIRLS BECAUSE, YOU KNOW,

I DO CARE ABOUT THEM, AND I-I STILL WANT THEM IN MY LIFE,

AND I JUST WANT TO

JUST NOT DISCUSS DANIELLE WITH THEM,

OR THEM WITH DANIELLE.

>> THERE'S BEEN DRAMA IN THE PAST,

BUT NO ONE REALLY CARES, SO WHATEVER.

OH, WAIT, OH, WAIT.

YOU HAVE SILICONE, AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE?

>> SILICONE.

>> I'M SECOND GUESSING THIS WHOLE BOOBY THING.

>> WHY?

>> BECAUSE, I'M TELLING YOU, THEY GET IN THE WAY,

THEY'RE ANNOYING, THEY'RE OBNOXIOUS.

>> YEAH, I DON'T WANT BIG ONES.

>> MAKE SURE YOU SIGN OFF ON THE SIZE OF THEM.

>> SEE, YOU GUYS GOTTA TELL ME ALL THIS 'CAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA.

>> I HOPE SHE JUST DOESN'T GET THEM TOO BIG

BECAUSE SHE DOES NEED A LITTLE SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN',

BUT WHEN YOU GO TOO BIG, IT'S A FINE LINE

BETWEEN TASTEFUL AND TACKY.

>> HI. >> HELLO.

>> HOW ARE YOU?

>> ALL RIGHT. DR. ZUBOWSKI. >> HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> SO WHAT CAN WE DO FOR YOU TODAY?

>> UM, I'M HERE FOR-- I WANT TO GET BOOBIES.

>> women: [laugh]

>> BUT NOT BIG ONES.

>> WHAT BRA ARE YOU WEARING NOW? WHAT BRA SIZE?

>> 34A. >> 34A.

>> BUT THEY'RE EMPTY.

>> SO BEFORE WE TAKE A LOOK, ANY--ANY QUESTIONS?

>> UM...

>> THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SALINE, SILICONE, SOY...

>> SILICONE TENDS TO FEEL AND LOOK MORE NATURAL,

IN MY OPINION, IN MOST CASES.

>> TERESA, I HAD BOTH.

I HAD THIS FIRST,

AND THEN I SWITCHED OVER TO THAT.

THAT'S THE WAY TO GO.

>> I MEAN, THIS DOES FEEL LIKE A WATER BALLOON.

THIS FEELS LIKE-- LIKE IT WON'T BREAK.

>> WE'LL--WE'LL KIND OF, YOU KNOW, WORK TO THAT...

[laughter]

>> LEMME FEEL.

>> SHE'S EIGHT YEARS OLD, TRAPPED IN A 37-YEAR-OLD'S BODY.

>> I THINK I LIKE THIS ONE BETTER.

IS THAT THE SILICONE? >> SILICONE.

>> CAN WE ASK YOU SOMETHIN'? >> OKAY.

>> SHE THINKS HER BOOBIES ARE FAKE.

>> THEY'RE REAL.

>> SHE'S, LIKE, A G.

>> IS THERE ANY WAY OF--

>> HE'S A PROFESSIONAL. WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S GONNA DO?

>> THAT'S BETWEEN YOU TWO.

>> SHE'S MY BABY SISTER.

I AM 12 YEARS OLDER THAN HER. >> UH-HUH.

>> SHE HAS INVESTED $20,000 PLUS IN HER BOOBS.

MINE ARE REAL. SHE CAN'T STAND IT.

DINA LIKES TO SAY THAT MY BREASTS ARE IMPLANTS.

FOR THE RECORD, THEY ARE NOT.

GOD GAVE THEM TO ME.

>> 'CAUSE I THINK THAT WOULD INTERFERE

WITH THE NIPPLE PORTION OF THE SURGERY.

>> OKAY. >> [singsong] AWKWARD.

>> I THINK THE DOCTOR'S REALLY CUTE.

>> NOW, THE LEFT SIDE IS A LITTLE LOWER THAN THE RIGHT.

>> AND CAROLINE SAID,

"WOULDN'T YOU RATHER HAVE A CUTE DOCTOR

THAN AN UGLY DOCTOR?"

AND YOU KNOW WHAT? SHE'S TOTALLY RIGHT.

I WOULD NOT WANT SOME UGLY GUY TOUCHING MY BODY.

[laughs]

>> THE CUP SIZE--

PERSONALLY, I THINK PROBABLY THE FULL B IS GONNA LOOK BETTER.

IT'S GONNA LOOK A LITTLE MORE NATURAL.

>> INSTEAD OF BEING THE SMALL C. >> I THINK SO. I THINK SO.

>> BUT YOU THINK I'LL LOOK BETTER.

>> CERTAINLY I THINK YOU'LL LOOK BETTER. MORE SHAPELY.

>> I'M NERVOUS BUT EXCITED AT THE SAME TIME.

I'VE GOT THE BOOTY, BUT I THINK YOU NEED THE BREASTS

TO FINISH OFF THE WHOLE PACKAGE.

I CAN'T WAIT TO WEAR MY BIKINIS.

>> I KNOW. >> BUT WITH BOOBIES.

>> YEAH, YOU'LL LOVE IT.

>> HEY, JILLY? >> YEAH?

>> UM, YOU SEEN CHRISTINE? >> NOPE.

I THINK SHE'S PLAYING WITH FENDI.

>> SWEETNESS? >> YEAH.

>> CAN YOU COME, UM, INTO JILLIAN'S ROOM FOR A MINUTE?

MY KIDS ARE SO INVOLVED IN MY LIFE,

AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.

I THINK BEING HONEST WITH YOUR CHILDREN IS SUPER IMPORTANT.

THAT'S MY THEORY.

YOU CAN'T RAISE YOUR KIDS IN A BUBBLE.

AS YOU KNOW, I BROKE IT OFF WITH STEVE.

AND THEN, UM...

YOU KNOW, HE HAD...

HE HAD MADE A POINT OF SAYING THAT HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE

YOU GUYS KNEW THAT HE WASN'T GONNA DISAPPEAR

FROM YOU GUYS'S LIVES.

YOU HAVE SAID IN THE PAST, LIKE...

THERE WAS ONE PERSON WE'RE NOT GONNA MENTION IN PARTICULAR

THAT PROMISED HE'D ALWAYS BE AROUND.

>> WAS THAT J. OR R.?

>> J.

>> THERE'S A FEW OTHERS, TOO. >> J.

>> R. ALSO PROMISED. >> ENOUGH. J.

HE'S GONNA STEP UP AND HE'S GONNA BE HERE FOR YOU GUYS.

AND I JUST WONDERED HOW YOU'RE FEELIN' ABOUT IT.

>> I DON'T BELIEVE IT.

>> YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT? WHY?

>> 'CAUSE ALL GUYS BULL-[bleep] YOU.

>> WHY DO YOU THINK THEY DO THAT?

'CAUSE I'M STILL TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT, AND I'M 45.

>> THEY JUST WANT THE GOODIES FROM YOU.

ALL GUYS LIKE MY MOM.

EVEN GUYS LIKE MY AGE.

LIKE, EVER SINCE, LIKE, FIFTH GRADE, GUYS, LIKE,

HIT ON MY MOM, WHICH IS REALLY DISTURBING TO WATCH.

ESPECIALLY FOR ME.

>> THEY WANT "THE GOODIES"? >> kids: [laugh]

>> OH, MY GOD, IS THAT WHAT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS

ARE CALLIN' IT THESE DAYS, "THE GOODIES"?

IT'S NOT EASY, AND DON'T-- DON'T JUDGE ME FOR THAT.

>> I DON'T WANT TO FIGHT WITH YOU.

>> WELL, YOU KNOW YOUR--

YOUR GOODIES ARE RESERVED FOR YOUR HUSBAND,

RIGHT, CHRISTINE?

>> YEAH. >> RIGHT?

>> YEAH.

>> 'CAUSE I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT A DIFFERENT WAY. BOTH OF YOU.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT DIFFERENT THAN I DID.

IT WAS REALLY HARD FOR ME TO, LIKE, BREAK UP WITH HIM.

I THINK HE WANTS ME TO BE HAPPY.

EITHER THAT OR HE'S JUST B.S.IN' ME SO HE CAN--

>> GET TO YOUR GOODIES.

>> SOMETIMES I FEEL, LIKE, COMPLETELY ALONE.

OH-- [laughs]

A LOT HAS CHANGED EVER SINCE THIS WHOLE BOOK CAME OUT.

OH, I'M GONNA SO GET YOU. >> [laughs]

>> I REALLY NEED MY BEST FRIEND NOW MORE THAN EVER.

JUST SOMETHING'S DIFFERENT.

EVERYTHING SWITCHED UP AND CHANGED.

BUT JACQUELINE SAYS SHE IS TAKING ME OUT FOR MY BIRTHDAY,

SO I'M EXCITED ABOUT THAT.

MAYBE IT'LL COME BACK AROUND FULL CIRCLE.

>> [giggles] >> MWAH.

ALL RIGHT, I GIVE UP. I GIVE UP! >> [giggles]

>> I'M NERVOUS, HONEY. SHOULD I BE NERVOUS?

>> YOU WANTED 'EM DONE, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA BE NERVOUS ABOUT?

>> I'M JUST NERVOUS. I DON'T WANT TO BE IN PAIN.

>> YOU'RE GONNA GO FROM HAVIN' NIPPLES TO HAVIN' BOOBS.

>> [gasps] >> [chuckles]

>> WANT ME TO TRY ON LINGERIE FOR YOU?

WHAT'S IT CALLED, "PRE-PLAY"?

>> I DON'T KNOW. NEVER HEARD OF "PRE-PLAY."

>> FOREPLAY, OH! >> [chuckles]

>> HI, TERESA. >> HI. HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD, THANKS.

>> I REALLY WANT TO GET A B CUP.

AND I DON'T WANT TO GET 'EM TO BE, LIKE,

A SHOWGIRL OR ANYTHING, OR TO BE HUGE.

I DON'T WANT THAT.

>> TERESA, HONEY, YOU'RE COMIN' WITH ME.

>> OH, I'M COMIN' WITH HIM.

>> OH, YOU WANT ME TO GO IN THERE?

>> YOU GO IN THERE AND HAVE A SEAT.

>> IT'S AN EASY THING, IT'S DONE IN AN HOUR,

SO IF IT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD, WHY NOT?

>> HI. >> HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?

>> GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? >> GOOD TO SEE YA.

>> HOW YA DOIN'? >> HELLO, DOC, NICE TO MEET YOU.

>> NICE TO MEET YOU. DR. ZUBOWSKI.

SO WE ALL READY?

>> YEAH.

I WAS TELLIN' MY HUSBAND EITHER YOU SAID FULL B OR SMALL C,

AND HE SAID, "YOU DEFINITELY SHOULD GO WITH THE C."

BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE HUGE.

>> ONCE YOU GET YOUR LITTLE Cs,

THEN YOU'RE GONNA WANT THE BIG Cs.

[laughs]

EVERY GIRL WHO GETS A B USUALLY WANTS A C,

OR EVERY GIRL WHO GETS A C USUALLY WANTS A D,

SO, I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW.

JUST GET A FULL C SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO

WORRY ABOUT IT LATER ON, RIGHT?

FULL C. DON'T THEY SHRINK?

>> NO, A FULL C WILL REMAIN A FULL C.

>> HERE'S MY HUSBAND, LIKE,

"YOU'RE GOING TO GET BOOBS GET 'EM; IF YOU DON'T, YOU DON'T."

HE'S GOIN' FROM NOT CARING TO, LIKE,

"MAKE SURE YOU GET A C CUP."

>> IF WE BRING YOU TO A FULL C IN THE OPERATING ROOM,

AND FOR WHATEVER REASON IT JUST DOES NOT LOOK

AS NATURAL AS WE WOULD LIKE, WE MAY BACK OFF A LITTLE BIT

TO, LET'S SAY, A MID-C.

AND THERE'S A BALANCE BE--

YEAH.

>> [laughs] >> ALL RIGHT, NICE MEETING YA.

>> ALL RIGHT, NICE MEETING YOU.

>> TAKE CARE. WE'LL SPEAK TO YOU SOON, THEN.

>> ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA STAY WITH ME.

COME RIGHT OVER THIS SIDE.

PUT YOUR HEAD RIGHT UP TOP.

>> I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS,

BUT I GUESS ONCE THEY PUT ME TO SLEEP, I WON'T FEEL ANYTHING,

SO I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT. [laughs]

>> OKAY, TERESA, YOU READY TO COUNT?

WHAT NUMBER DO YOU WANT TO START WITH?

>> LET'S START WITH, UH, THREE. >> [chuckles]

>> THREE OR TEN?

>> ALL RIGHT, TRY TEN.

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO START AT ONE NOW.

>> [chuckles]

TERESA, WE'LL SEE YOU IN RECOVERY.

NOT TO WORRY.

>> SHE'S ASLEEP.

>> OW...

OW...

OW... OH...

>> YOU'RE A C.

A C.

YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.

>> THANKS.

>> YOU CAN GO RIGHT IN THERE.

>> ALL RIGHT.

WOW. >> HI.

OH, THAT'S SO PRETTY.

>> WHAT'S HAPPENIN'?

OH, THESE THINGS ARE HEAVY.

SO HOW DO YOU FEEL?

>> OKAY. HOW DO I LOOK?

>> IT'S LIKE YOU GOT SOMETHIN' THERE.

both: [laugh]

>> GOT SOME NEW ADDITIONS.

>> I WANTED TO GET A B CUP,

BUT THANK GOD I LISTENED TO MY HUSBAND.

MY HUSBAND'S LIKE, "TERESE, YOU'RE GONNA

GO THROUGH ALL THAT AND GET A B CUP?"

SO I'M GLAD I GOT THE C CUP.

DO I LOOK GOOD? AFTER GETTING OUT OF SURGERY?

>> YOU--SURE, YOU LOOK GOOD.

>> ALL RIGHT. >> THE MASTER.

>> HOW WE DOIN'? >> [chuckles]

>> THINGS WENT GREAT.

LOOKS GREAT.

>> IS SHE GONNA BE IN PAIN LATER?

WHAT, I'VE GOT TO GET HER PAINKILLERS OR SOMETHIN'?

>> COLD COMPRESSES, YOU CAN PUT SOME ICE ON, THAT'LL HELP.

>> WE'LL THROW A COUPLE PIECES OF FROZEN FISH ON THERE.

>> [laughs]

YOU'RE GONNA TAKE CARE OF ME.

YOU'LL BE MY NURSE.

AND I WANT YOU TO WEAR, LIKE, A CUTE OUTFIT.

MAYBE A THONG.

>> [laughs]

SHE'S DELIRIOUS.

>> [laughs]

>> COMING UP NEXT...

>> BUT WHAT SHE DID WAS HORRIFIC TO ME.

>> I CAN'T BE LISTENING TO THAT BECAUSE SHE IS MY SISTER-IN-LAW,

AND SHE IS FAMILY, I CAN'T DO IT.

>> LET'S DO THIS.

DECIDED TO DO THIS. IT'S MORE PERSONAL.

>> YEAH, THIS IS MORE ME.

PLUS I DON'T REALLY LIKE ANYBODY ELSE. [laughs]

I'M KIDDING. >> [laughs]

IT'S BEEN A WHILE SINCE I'VE SEEN DANIELLE,

SO I'M TAKING HER OUT FOR HER BIRTHDAY.

I'M NOT MAKING A CHOICE BETWEEN FAMILY AND FRIEND,

I'M JUST CHOOSING TO DO WHAT I FEEL IS RIGHT.

>> THERE YA GO. >> THANK YOU.

>> ALL RIGHT. THERE YA GO. >> THANK YOU.

>> YOU'RE WELCOME. THANKS. ENJOY YOUR LUNCH.

YOUR WAITER WILL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE.

>> THANKS SO MUCH. >> THANK YOU.

>> IT WILL BE ONE OF THE FIRST TIMES WE'VE BEEN TOGETHER

SINCE THE WHOLE CONTROVERSY AROSE ABOUT THE BOOK.

>> IT SAID YOU WERE ARRESTED FOR KIDNAPPING,

AND BEATING A PERSON, HOLDING FOR RANSOM...

>> I KNOW THAT DINA IS THE ONE THAT BROUGHT THE BOOK TO LIGHT,

BUT I CAN'T SAY WHO TOLD ME.

LET'S GET SOMETHIN' OUT OF THE WAY, THEN,

BEFORE WE EVEN HAVE A DRINK.

NORMALLY I'D WANT A GLASS OF WINE BEFORE THAT,

BUT YOU WENT THROUGH A REALLY, REALLY ROUGH PATCH WITH ME,

AND THAT WHOLE BOOK THING THAT CAME OUT--

I'M SO HAPPY THAT, LIKE, WE SURVIVED ALL OF THAT,

AND THAT WE'RE-- AND I HAVE EVERY, EVERY FAITH,

AND I'M POSITIVE THAT WE'LL MOVE ON AND BE, LIKE,

BEST OF FRIENDS FOR ALL TIMES,

BUT WHAT SHE DID TO ME REALLY PISSED ME OFF.

>> I GET IT, BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, I'M ONE OF THE FEW FRIENDS

THAT YOU GET TO TALK TO,

BUT I-I JUST CAN'T BE IN THAT SITUATION.

I CAN'T BE LISTENING TO THAT BECAUSE SHE IS MY SISTER-IN-LAW,

AND SHE IS FAMILY.

>> EVEN THOUGH WHAT SHE DID WAS HORRIFIC TO ME, BUT...

>> I KNOW.

>> JACQUELINE WOULD REALLY PREFER

I NOT SPEAK ABOUT DINA IN A BAD LIGHT,

BUT IT'S LIKE AN OPEN WOUND.

SO I AM GONNA NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT,

AND SHE IS MY FRIEND EVEN THOUGH SHE'S DINA'S FAMILY.

>> YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPECT THAT

BECAUSE I CAN'T BE IN THAT SITUATION AND--

AND BE TALKING ABOUT MY FAMILY, I CAN'T DO IT.

>> AND I WILL RESPECT YOUR WISHES ON THAT.

>> THANK YOU. >> ABSOLUTELY.

>> [giggles] DRINK, PLEASE!

>> [laughs]

BUT JACQUELINE TAKING ME

AND CELEBRATING MY BIRTHDAY WITH ME, UM,

IT SPEAKS VOLUMES.

THERE'S A SISTERHOOD THERE THAT I DON'T THINK CAN BE BROKEN,

AND I'M HOPING THAT SHE PROVES ME RIGHT WITH THAT.

TIME GOES BY. WE'LL SEE.

>> both: [laughing]

>> NEXT TIME ON THE REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW JERSEY...

>> I WANT TO HAVE A PARTY.

YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA INVITE YOU, JACQUELINE, CAROLINE,

AND I'M GONNA PUT A CALL IN TO DANIELLE.

>> THEY'RE INTIMIDATED OR JEALOUS.

NOBODY'S NICE TO THE PRETTY GIRL.

I WILL TRUST YOU ABOVE ANYONE ELSE.

>> IF DANIELLE ATTEMPTS TO HAVE

ANY KIND OF ALTERCATION WITH ME,

BRING IT ON.

>> I AM ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY

WALKING INTO THE LION'S DEN THIS EVENING.

ON MY OWN ACCORD.

>> YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY, YOU SAY IT TO ME.

>> WHEN I'M ATTACKED, I WILL ATTACK BACK.

>> I NEVER HAD THE BOOK IN MY HANDS.

>> OH, NO, NO, NO...

[glasses clattering] >> BITCH!

>> [bleep]!

[tableware crashing]

>> [bleep] [indistinct]!

HOLD ON! >> TERESA...

>> TO LEARN MORE ABOUT THE REAL HOUSEWIVES,

GO TO BRAVOTV.COM.

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