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OOOOOOH :O

HALLELUJAH!!!

*humping sounds*

Please insert a coin to purchase spaghetti.

We have a variety of spaghetti from Parmesan to Italian and our special is-

OH SWEET JESUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT OH GOD-

YATATATATATATATA YATATATATATATATA DOODODAVADADADADA

Mario: *Angry German Kid sounds* Vending Machine: HOLY SHIT HELP ME HELP ME CALL THE POLICE PLEASE I AM BEING ASSAULTED PLEASE

Heavy: SHET

AHHHHHH

*Rubber Duckie Sound*

Mario: Hmmmmmmm?

Heavy: NEVER make me angry!

It costs 400,000 Dollars...

Mario: How 'bout a nice game of-

I DON'T GIVE A SH*T

*Rubber Duckie Sound Again* EEEK

I Promise you pain without end.

Heavy:Ooh! :0

**Baby or Bear Whining**

Heavy:YOU, STUPID! Come help defend!

**Unusual Begging/dying noise**

(Heavy's anger intensifies)

((Heavy's anger intensifies))

(((Heavy's anger intensifies)))

((((Heavy's anger intensifies))))

AAAAAAAHH FINE!

YES!!

**OOHh**

**Dodododo song, followed by screaming**

Come sing with me NOW!

Mamma mia...

Everybody get up!♪

It's time to slam now!♪

We got a real jam-♪

**Banter, And Screaming**

Heavy: What's the matter with you?!

Da(Yes)! This will work!

**Russian singing**

Let us begin!

*The battle is on*

("ATTACK!" in background) *The battle is on*

*The battle is on*

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

All you dandies, prancing a-

**KABOOM**

HAHAHA, We are killers!

I'm goin' ta lick yah(๏ ͜ʖ๏)

Ohhhh!

**respawns**

Mamma mia...

Soldier: YOU THERE! You will give me that hat!

Mario:DAHAHAHA

(Mario is scared)

Wahh?!

Hmmm?

*Pyro gibberish*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

**ouch**

YEAH TOAST!!!

Oh yes! That's-a-so nice!

NO!

Mamma mia!

Your gun is for babies!

VERY GOOD!

Announcer: Alert!

The enemy has taken our intelligence.

AHHHHH

Ohhh, this is bad!

WOOOHOHOHOOOO!

Woosh!

Heavy: YAHHHHHH!!! Mario: Mamma miaaaaahhh!

Mario: Mario get you next time! Scout: Aww crap...

YOU ARE DED

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING!

AHHHHHHHHHHHH **Pow Pow**

Oh nooooo!

HELP ME!

AHHHHHH! AHHHHHH!

Here we gooooo :D

(Nope.avi)

**nom nom nom**

**A wild scout appears**

Scout: Yo, what's up?

Mario: I got you! **Mario uses Nerf Gun!**

**It wasn't very effective.**

**Scout uses Scattergun, IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!**

**respawn**

Mario: MAMA F****ER

**Scout doing The Kick** Heavy: YAHHHH HELP NOW!

Soldier: I WANT DAT HAT, YOU WILL GIVE ME DAT HAT

Mamma Mia...

Need a dispenser here!

Need a dispenser here!

Need a dispenser here!

Need a dispenser here!

Mario: Yahooohaha! Imma gonna get you! watch out!

Need a dispenser here!

**Mario Powerup Loss Sound**

I AM AN INVINCIBLE UNICOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORN!!!!!! (Here we go :D)

**Unusual explosion noise**

**Ta-da!**

Yeh! HAHAHA!

I WILL GIVE YOU GREEN(brown) PAINT & A NAME TAG FOR THAT HAT!

Mario: Mama F***er, No!

Demo: Oi! I want that hat!

Soldier: GET YOUR BLACK, SCOTTISH, DRUNK ASS OUT OF HERE!

Listen little boy, I can offer you this hat right here ;)

THAT HAT IS A PIECE OF SHIET!

*Demoman scream*

*Soldier scream*

AHAHAHAHHAAAH!

boom

AHHHH! HOOHOO AI AI AI AI!!

Hmmmm?

Oh

Mamma Mia! Okey Dokey!

Hey Stinky!

**Mario sounds**

COME ON!

**Mario gibberish**

This is gonna be a real piece of piss, ya bloody-

NOTICE ME SENPAI! :D

AHHHH

**boing!**

**hit**

(You are DED) AHHHHH! OH NO!

Mamma Mia!

*Mario gibberish*

Oh brother, Come here fishy fishy!

**zooming in sound**

*Pyro is here*

AHHHH! OH NO!

**muffled laughter**

**Pyro bird**

F%CK THE POLICE COMIN' STRAIGHT FROM DA UNDERGROUND

MAMA F**KER!

*Mario gibberish*

WAHOO! YAHAHOOO YA YA!

**glug glug**

**quack sound**

Surprise motherf*cker!

BOOM HEADSHOT!

**headshot**

Mamma Mia!

*Pyro laughing*

WAHHHHHHHH!!

**splash**

Come back here!

**Mario makes motor noises**

**EVIL LAUGHTER!**

What are ya doin! What's-a-goin on here!

**BOO**

Spy: Surprise >:)

Spy: BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUTTSECKS

MAMMA!!! OOAAAHOOOO! *buttsecks music*

OOOHOHOHOOHOOo! *buttsecks music*

*buttsecks continues*

YAHAHAHOOO!! *buttsecks continues*

*buttsecks continues*

MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

Soldier: YOU SCOTCH SON OF A B!TCH

I WANT THAT HAT!

**incoming buttsecks**

no comment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

YOUR PAINIS IS WEAK!

Spy: (baguette pain)

WAHHH! MAMMA MIA

Mamma Miaaaaa D:

**Tea party**

**Unusual neck moving noise**

DOCTOR!!!!

HAAAAAAAAAAA :D

Do you want Sandvich :*

AHHHH-

Yes! :D

**poot dispenser noise**

**sandwich intensifies**

AHHHHHH!!

**vocal motor noises, followed by dying noises**

Mamma Mia!

HMMMMMMMM

OHOOHOOHOO!

Let's-a-go :D

Hmmmm?

WOAH

WOAH!

**Hitting puberty be like**

Yipeee! let's-a-go!

AAHHHHH!

La la la hm hm hm hm

La la la hm hm hm hm

**Mari- I mean Pony sounds.**

Woohoo! Hello! Its-a me! Mario!

*Mario gibberish*

MAGIC

*snort*

Hey, stinky!

*More Mario gibberish*

Wheeeee!

He's a magical pony flying through the sky on a magical...♪

You! Unicorn...!

Do you want Sandvich?

WAH! No god please no!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGH

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

YEAH TOAST-

**Kaboom**

D:

Medic: WE'RE GOING TO KILL YOU :D

bercharge*

**pfft**

Ooh! Money :D

FREE MONEY!!!

FREE MONEY! FREE MONEY!

WAHHHHH

Ahhh!

**A WILD PYRO APPEARS**

SON OF A BETCH!

**PYRO IS EVOLVING**

**PYRO EVOLVED INTO SEXY PYRO**

I'm too hot! (Hot Damn)♪

Mario: NOOOOO! ♪Call the police and the fireman!♪

F%CK THIS SHIIIIIIIII-

**Unusual crashing sound**

Engineer: Yip-a-ke-he-yay-he-YIIII-hi-ho! :D

OH, SHET!

**Unusual yelling noise**

(texas pain)

Demo: Lot o' good that Soldier trainin' did ya!

I'M

DRUNK!

YOU'RE ME BLOODY WIFE NOW! I WANT THAT HAT!!

I'M GONNA BEAT THE SH!T OUT OF YOU IF YOU DON'T GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!

Come get me!

**Unusual sliding into your DM's sound**

WOAH!

LET'S A GO.

U.S.A!

*Demopain*

AAAHHHH!

*Demoscream*

(PINGAS))

((PINGAS)

(PINGAS))

D:

*bombinomicon intensifies*

*Merasmus appears*

Oh no

MERASMUS!

Merasmus: HUZZAH!

Do you believe in magic?♪

OH MY God!!

In a young girl's heart♪ **SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED**

YEAH, TOAST **MOOOO** WE ARE IN THE BEAM

**RANDOM SCREAMING**

Ooo... Mamma mia!

BZZZZ RARARARA

BRRRR HAHAHAHA

INCOMIIIIIIIIIING!

AAHAHAHAAAA

**Conga party**

YADADADADADADADA

Hallelujah!

Holy Sh*t!

I'M A FREAKING WIZARD

**MeeM**

WTF IS GOING ON!!!

Horsemann: It's raping time >:D

RUN BITCH, RUUUUUUN!!! **If anyone asks this is from Scary Movie I, not Scary Movie II or scary movie III**

Woah!

HERE WE GO!!

**Mario teleports onto someones video, distracting someone.**

**The someone dies...**

**"GAME OVER YEAAH" in background**

(F$cking bullshit, dude!)

Ha-ha!

*Mario teleports away back to TF2*

WOH Wooooh

Yippieee!!

Hahahaha..

Spy: Surprise >:)

Spy: BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS BUTTSECKS

NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO!

**BUTTSECKS INTENSIFIES**

NOOOOOOOO

Announcer: Victory.

We have captured the enemy intelligence.

* Confetti! ;^D *

Way to go! Hahahaha...

**Spy is DED**

**Applause fades out...**

Hmm?

mmm?

**Heavy doesn't believe his eyes.**

...

*There's still some chaos...*

*burp*

*Heavy singing*

**MeeM**

WE ARE IN THE BEAM

*Back to gm_bigcity*

**Back at the location we started... (btw the map is gm_bigcity.)**

Heavy: Never come back! >:(

**Heavy rides back where he belongs.**

Okey Dokey!

YOU WILL GIVE ME DAT HAT!

Subtitles by Jameron, Speeder323, 竹山鷹昂, Funcle & B Scott

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