A: ♪ Hey I'm grump ♪ D: ♪ I'm not so grump! ♪
♪ And we're the Game Grumps! ♪
A: And... here we go!
A: Hairy girl! D: Go!
A: Yeah, I see it. D: Oh, welcome back to GameGrumps.
D: I didn't realize we started the episode.
A: “Now that you have the—” “Did you see how the grabbing—” YAH YAH YAH 😒.
A: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. D: It's gonna be the best. I love it.
A: Oh my god. D: Amazing. A: I have no idea what happened.
A: It was too fast for the Wii. | D: It worked. A: Too fast for me. | D: Mm-hmm.
A: Too fast for ye.
D: II (numeral 2) fast...
D: ... IV (numeral four)...
D: ...U (the letter u).
A: Is that the 4th Sonic game? D: You better believe it.
A: And then 5fast4sonic? D: *giggles*
A: Err, fast— Sonic 5, and then...
A: Uh, Hedgehog 6. [Both burst out laughing]
A: Uhhh... “press the Z button to slide.”
A: “Slip through some pretty narrow spots.” [asshole giggle]
A: Woah. I wanna slip through some narrow spots with Sonic!
A: My penis into a girl's “vaginer”.
D: I can't believe you're gonna be a dad someday. A: Someday, dude.
D: Oh, happy Father's Day! Cuz... this will probably show weeks—
A: WTF? Father's Day is already over as we're recording it!
D: I know, but only by a day or two. A: No, it's not “only by a day or two”!
A: It's like a whole week! D: Really?
A: Yeah! D: Alright.
A: Father's Day was Sunday! D: Well, happy early next Father's Day.
A: Cool. D: Just hopping on the train early this year,
so I don't miss it again. A: “B button...”
A: The quick step?
D: It is weird, like...
D: Do you have friends, besides Brian, who have kids?
A: Yes. D: Okay.
D: Cool. Umm...
D: Yeah, this is the first year where like a lot of like my high school friends and stuff
A: Continue playing??? are you done?
D: Continue Playing? Like are you sure? (Arin laughs)
D: Like every now and then it just checks in with you like
A: Hey, how you feeling? you alright?
D: It really looks like oh, well never mind, Apotos
A: What am I doing? Oh, God what AM I doing?
D: I don't know.
A: What about kids?
D: Oh just that like, A: Kids with problems?
D: Super, this is the first year where like a bunch of people from my um, my high school were dads now and
D: Well, so there I wasn't just saying happy Father's day to their dads who like I was friends with like
D: I was saying it to them. It was really weird
A: Why didn't you do that on the last recording day that was closer to Fathers' Day?
D: I don't know I just didn't think of it?
D: I just thought about it now
D: Why do I do anything Arin?
A: Why do, you can use any day to appreciate fathers.
D: That's true
D: That's absolutely true
A: Today is father's day. I love my dad. D: According to me, Yeah
D: Ya know what's weird?
D: It's a perspective that comes more when your friends
D: It's your friends doing like the dading, but it is weird how it's like
D: every Father will be like
D: Yes, God I love my wife and my two beautiful children and everyday is just an incredible blessing A: And the third one?
D: Well That's what it is. like
D: I just once I wish like I wish I could say happy Father's day to someone and he would be like well, you know
D: I wasn't really planning on having little Johnny, but I goofed inside of my girlfriend so here we are. A: haha, GOOFED?!?
A: Just like OOOOHHHHH. oh the condom!
D: It happens
A: I goofed inside of my girlfriend
A: Make sure that's gonna happen next time
A: "Oh I'm gonna goof all over you, I'm gonna goof all over you"
A: "Fuck it. Gimme the goof. Gimme the goof."
D: "Yeah you want me to goof inside of you? Fuck yeah"
A: That sweet goof, that goof juice
A: ♪ Goof juice ♪ D: "When I conclude where do you want me to goof?"
D: I Mean, the hair, those arms. He was so handsome
A: "You can, I want you to goof all over my floofs."
A: "Oh Yeah, I want to goof in your floofs"
A: "Can you give me a floof job?" D: What a dick thing to say
A: I Died.
D: You weren't that cool.
A: I Don't want that. D: No that looks like acid reflux Just waiting to happen.
A: "What do you think?"
A: "Pretty fucking awesome huh?" A: He just eats it right in front of him. "I made it for me and only me. I just do this to tease people."
D: "It'll melt in two seconds, so it's either you or nothing." (chomping sound) "Oh, I guess nothing"
A: "You can't afford it though."
D: "I can't go over to you. I'm only the fastest creature alive."
A: "For $7,000!
D: Did he give him money? A: He doesn't have money.
A: Okay, that's like. That's a neat little character trait. D: Wow
A: "I Got one too." He's holding it like it's gonna fall. D: I know
A: "If you say so, this plastic ice cream cone sure is delicious"
D: Is that pizza wedged into that ice cream? A: Sure
A: That one's got a penis coming out of it
D: "Can I get extra penis on my sundae please?"
A: Are you gonna fucking eat it? for all fucking like sexual you were making it looking at it
A: You're just kind of like, "I'll just wait" D: "I just want to hold it"
A: Okay, I guess we just won't see him enjoying the thing that he just fawned over for, fucking half the episode
D: Oh my God look at all the choices
A: Mmm. Where should I go?
D: Go to flower street that seems nice. Is this an RPG?? what's going on?
A: NO it's fucking oh, hello
A: Hi, Alexis.
D: You're looking manly today, A: Famous Sonic Character Alexis.
A: "Say, did you feel the tremor? good thing My house is okay!"
D: This guy looks like glass Joe at age 6.
A: "Say did you feel the tremor? good thing my toilet's okay."
A: "Since the earthquake the whole town has turned upside down."
D: "Did you feel tremors? Good thing Kevin Bacon's okay."
A: "Do I know anything about you? Only that I've never seen you before."
A: Would you just shut up? D:Yeah!
A: "Sorry all I know is that I don't know you."
D: ♪ All I know is that I don't know nothing. ♪
A: "I can't help you, but I'll bet the priests can, he knows everything!"
D: (Unintelligible gibberish) (Arin laughs)
A: "He knows everything and everyone, he's the greatest guy in the world here" D: "He's a conduit to God!"
A: "Drink this Kool-Aid!"
D: "Have you accepted Jesus Christ into your personal and not you", Sonic's like "....uhhhh"
(Much laughter from everyone)
A: "Sonic Unleashed!" it's the trailer they show at E3
A: "Though he's been preoccupied lately something's on his mind"
A: "Maybe you can help him out, too!"
A: Who do they help out first? D: Yeah
D: "Help him out to where?"
A: Never seen your mugs around here before, are ya travelers? D: "I'm Lambros"
A: "Huh, do I know this little fellow? Nah, can't say I do, but don't think we met before"
D: "Me neither!"
A: "My whole face is a tumor" D: "I'm Eric!"
A: That's it? That's all fucking Eric says?
D: Amazing. A: All right. Let's go to the cafe terrace.
D: We were really getting to the bottom. This is some sweet detective work.
A: No one's around, let's head back! D: Okay, great!
A: Damn, so glad that that was in the game D: Wow
A: "Hello good pilgrims, what brings you here?"
A: "Do I know this fine young gentleman?"
(More gibberish from Arin)
A: "I must admit I do not!"
A: "My thoughts are filled with the shrine... And they HURT!"
A: "GET THEM OUT!"
A: "What is the shrine? I don't fucking know."
D: "It's a sacred place famous among travelers"
D: "What are travelers? They're people who come to visit a city. What's a city? YOU'RE STANDING IN IT!"
A: "Since the great tumor, I mean tremor. Sorry, Eric walked by"
A: "All manner of strange incidents have occurred. We have few tourists and I fear our town may come to ruin."
D: "What are ruins?"
D: "They're this town in the future"
A: "You've come all this way, may I direct you to our holy shrine? It's that way."
A: "Sure, which way..." Too busy for that. D: Yeah
A: "The shrine is on the edge of town."
A: "There's 70 edges."
D: "You cannot go deep inside but... enjoy"
D: Are we talking about the same thing Gergorios? (Arin laughs)
A: "Sorry, they switched the dialogue with your girlfriend"
D: "You better not goof inside of her!"
A: "That's why don't why you go deep inside, I don't trust you."
D: "Ah, you look a little goofy, you look like a goofer."
A: "Okay, goofing right now"
A: "There's something I forgot to tell you... I've murdered thousands in this town."
D: "I'm so dead inside"
A: "I came across this when I was walking, so I picked it up"
A: "It looks like some kind of metal with a symbol of a blazing sun on it."
A: "You received metal with a symbol of a blazing sun on it."
A: "I really like it myself, but it might be of use so I want you to have it."
A: "Obtained the first continent's sun tablet" D: Wow, you just found that huh?
D: The first continent's sun tablet? A: It was just on the ground.
A: Just normal things D: Are you sure you didn't steal it?
A: No, what? D: Like Nicolas cage stole the declaration of Independence?
A: "I'm going to steal the declaration of Independence!"
A: "Hey, I know you don't like me, but"
D: Well. We won't go in too deeply, but just enough to enjoy.
A: So you don't goof in here.
A: Yeah, sure. D: Yeah
A: Because the other rooms aren't mysterious at all.
D: What a pleasure it is to have you on this journey with us
A: They adding a lot with your fucking, complexed
A: Great! D: You need 33 sun medals?
A: What are you gonna do other than get sun metals in this dog-eat-dog world
D: You're already falling off the stairs, you're in the process of falling off.
A: What, what door? This door?
A: This door?
A: That door?
A: Sorry, I forgot what "B" was. D: Ooh!
A: It just burns him alive. (makes burning sound, then screaming)
A: "Good!" It cuts to Zelda: "Good!"
D: My God, that's right.
A: Okay. Where am I now, I'm going to talk to Gregorio again?
D: Do you know any, I mean there has to be tons of it, but do you know any really good "Sonic hooking up with Zelda" fan fiction?
A: ...Next time on Game Grumps D: Ok
D: I'm gonna look that up, excuse me
A: I'm sure they exist, just Google it.
A: Ooooh yeah, wow!