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>> ♪ TAKE THAT RIBBON FROM YOUR

>> ♪ TAKE THAT RIBBON FROM YOUR HAIR

>> ♪ TAKE THAT RIBBON FROM YOUR HAIR ♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

HAIR ♪ [ APPLAUSE ]

HAIR ♪ [ APPLAUSE ] ♪ SHAKE IT LOOSE

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪ SHAKE IT LOOSE

[ APPLAUSE ] ♪ SHAKE IT LOOSE ♪ ♪ LET IT FALL

SHAKE IT LOOSE ♪ ♪ LET IT FALL

SHAKE IT LOOSE ♪ ♪ LET IT FALL ♪ ♪ LAYING SOFT AGAINST MY SKIN

LET IT FALL ♪ ♪ LAYING SOFT AGAINST MY SKIN

LET IT FALL ♪ ♪ LAYING SOFT AGAINST MY SKIN ♪ ♪ LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL

LAYING SOFT AGAINST MY SKIN ♪ ♪ LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL

LAYING SOFT AGAINST MY SKIN ♪ ♪ LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE

LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE

LIKE THE SHADOWS ON THE WALL ♪ ♪ COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE ♪ >> ♪ OOH

COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE ♪ >> ♪ OOH

COME AND LAY DOWN BY MY SIDE ♪ >> ♪ OOH ♪ >> ♪ TILL THE EARLY MORNING

>> ♪ OOH ♪ >> ♪ TILL THE EARLY MORNING

>> ♪ OOH ♪ >> ♪ TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT

>> ♪ TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT

>> ♪ TILL THE EARLY MORNING LIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

LIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

LIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ ALL I'M TAKING IS YOUR

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ ALL I'M TAKING IS YOUR

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ ALL I'M TAKING IS YOUR TIME

>> ♪ ALL I'M TAKING IS YOUR TIME

>> ♪ ALL I'M TAKING IS YOUR TIME ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

TIME ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

TIME ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

>> ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

>> ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT'S RIGHT

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT'S RIGHT

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG

>> ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG

>> ♪ I DON'T CARE WHAT'S RIGHT OR WRONG ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

OR WRONG ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

OR WRONG ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YEAH

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YEAH

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND

>> ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND

>> ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ NOT ME, NO

I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ NOT ME, NO

I DON'T TRY TO UNDERSTAND ♪ ♪ NOT ME, NO ♪ ♪ LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW

NOT ME, NO ♪ ♪ LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW

NOT ME, NO ♪ ♪ LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

LET THE DEVIL TAKE TOMORROW ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT I NEED A

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT I NEED A

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT I NEED A FRIEND

>> ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT I NEED A FRIEND

>> ♪ 'CAUSE TONIGHT I NEED A FRIEND ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

FRIEND ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

FRIEND ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND GONE

>> ♪ YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND GONE

>> ♪ YESTERDAY IS DEAD AND GONE ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

GONE ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

GONE ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ AND TOMORROW'S OUT OF

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ AND TOMORROW'S OUT OF

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ AND TOMORROW'S OUT OF SIGHT

>> ♪ AND TOMORROW'S OUT OF SIGHT

>> ♪ AND TOMORROW'S OUT OF SIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH, OOH-OOH

SIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH, OOH-OOH

SIGHT ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH, OOH-OOH ♪ >> ♪ AND IT'S SAD TO SLEEP

>> ♪ OOOOOOH, OOH-OOH ♪ >> ♪ AND IT'S SAD TO SLEEP

>> ♪ OOOOOOH, OOH-OOH ♪ >> ♪ AND IT'S SAD TO SLEEP ALONE

>> ♪ AND IT'S SAD TO SLEEP ALONE

>> ♪ AND IT'S SAD TO SLEEP ALONE ♪ ♪ YEAH

ALONE ♪ ♪ YEAH

ALONE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH

YEAH ♪ ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH

YEAH ♪ ♪ HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

HELP ME MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ GOD KNOWS IT'S

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ GOD KNOWS IT'S

>> ♪ AHHHHHH ♪ >> ♪ GOD KNOWS IT'S EMBARRASSING

>> ♪ GOD KNOWS IT'S EMBARRASSING

>> ♪ GOD KNOWS IT'S EMBARRASSING ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

EMBARRASSING ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH

EMBARRASSING ♪ >> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP HIM MAKE IT THROUGH

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP HIM MAKE IT THROUGH

>> ♪ OOOOOOH ♪ >> ♪ HELP HIM MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

>> ♪ HELP HIM MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT

>> ♪ HELP HIM MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

THE NIGHT ♪ >> ♪ AHHHHHH

>> ♪ AHHHHHH

>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S

>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"!

>> LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S "SATURDAY NIGHT"! [ BAND PLAYS ]

"SATURDAY NIGHT"! [ BAND PLAYS ]

[ BAND PLAYS ]

>> Announcer: STARRING...

WITH HIS GUEST...

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KRIS KRISTOFFERSON.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, KRIS KRISTOFFERSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

KRIS KRISTOFFERSON. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

>> HEY.

>> HEY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU,

>> HEY. THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE.

THANK YOU. IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO

IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO

IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THESE WACKOS FOR

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THESE WACKOS FOR

WE'VE BEEN LOOKING FORWARD TO WORKING WITH THESE WACKOS FOR QUITE A WHILE.

WORKING WITH THESE WACKOS FOR QUITE A WHILE.

WORKING WITH THESE WACKOS FOR QUITE A WHILE. WE DON'T GET TO DO ALL THAT MUCH

QUITE A WHILE. WE DON'T GET TO DO ALL THAT MUCH

QUITE A WHILE. WE DON'T GET TO DO ALL THAT MUCH TELEVISION, SO IT'S PRETTY

WE DON'T GET TO DO ALL THAT MUCH TELEVISION, SO IT'S PRETTY

WE DON'T GET TO DO ALL THAT MUCH TELEVISION, SO IT'S PRETTY EXCITING FOR ALL OF US.

TELEVISION, SO IT'S PRETTY EXCITING FOR ALL OF US.

TELEVISION, SO IT'S PRETTY EXCITING FOR ALL OF US. AND I KNOW RITA'S BEEN DYING TO

EXCITING FOR ALL OF US. AND I KNOW RITA'S BEEN DYING TO

EXCITING FOR ALL OF US. AND I KNOW RITA'S BEEN DYING TO MEET CHEVY.

AND I KNOW RITA'S BEEN DYING TO MEET CHEVY.

AND I KNOW RITA'S BEEN DYING TO MEET CHEVY. USUALLY AT THIS POINT IN THE

MEET CHEVY. USUALLY AT THIS POINT IN THE

MEET CHEVY. USUALLY AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW HERE IS WHERE THEY LET THE

USUALLY AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW HERE IS WHERE THEY LET THE

USUALLY AT THIS POINT IN THE SHOW HERE IS WHERE THEY LET THE HOST, UH...JAR THE AUDIENCE,

SHOW HERE IS WHERE THEY LET THE HOST, UH...JAR THE AUDIENCE,

SHOW HERE IS WHERE THEY LET THE HOST, UH...JAR THE AUDIENCE, SPAR WITH THEM, AND SET SOME

HOST, UH...JAR THE AUDIENCE, SPAR WITH THEM, AND SET SOME

HOST, UH...JAR THE AUDIENCE, SPAR WITH THEM, AND SET SOME KIND OF AN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE

SPAR WITH THEM, AND SET SOME KIND OF AN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE

SPAR WITH THEM, AND SET SOME KIND OF AN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.

KIND OF AN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW.

KIND OF AN ATMOSPHERE FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW. THEY DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO

REST OF THE SHOW. THEY DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO

REST OF THE SHOW. THEY DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO THIS.

THEY DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO THIS.

THEY DIDN'T THINK I COULD DO THIS. ALSO, THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING IN

THIS. ALSO, THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING IN

THIS. ALSO, THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING IN TROUBLE LATELY.

ALSO, THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING IN TROUBLE LATELY.

ALSO, THEY HAVE BEEN GETTING IN TROUBLE LATELY. THIS HAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSY ON

TROUBLE LATELY. THIS HAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSY ON

TROUBLE LATELY. THIS HAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSY ON IT EVERY NOW AND THEN.

THIS HAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSY ON IT EVERY NOW AND THEN.

THIS HAS A LITTLE CONTROVERSY ON IT EVERY NOW AND THEN. AND AS A RESULT OF SOMETHING

IT EVERY NOW AND THEN. AND AS A RESULT OF SOMETHING

IT EVERY NOW AND THEN. AND AS A RESULT OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY, SOME

AND AS A RESULT OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY, SOME

AND AS A RESULT OF SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY, SOME EQUAL TIME'S BEEN DEMANDED FOR

THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY, SOME EQUAL TIME'S BEEN DEMANDED FOR

THAT HAPPENED RECENTLY, SOME EQUAL TIME'S BEEN DEMANDED FOR THIS FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL.

EQUAL TIME'S BEEN DEMANDED FOR THIS FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL.

EQUAL TIME'S BEEN DEMANDED FOR THIS FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL. AND, UH...YOU SEE WHY THEY

THIS FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL. AND, UH...YOU SEE WHY THEY

THIS FOLLOWING INDIVIDUAL. AND, UH...YOU SEE WHY THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO THE MONOLOGUE?

AND, UH...YOU SEE WHY THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO THE MONOLOGUE?

AND, UH...YOU SEE WHY THEY DIDN'T LET ME DO THE MONOLOGUE? SO, HERE SHE IS, AND WE'LL BE

DIDN'T LET ME DO THE MONOLOGUE? SO, HERE SHE IS, AND WE'LL BE

DIDN'T LET ME DO THE MONOLOGUE? SO, HERE SHE IS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER SHE HAS HER

SO, HERE SHE IS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER SHE HAS HER

SO, HERE SHE IS, AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER SHE HAS HER SAY.

RIGHT BACK AFTER SHE HAS HER SAY.

SAY.

>> THANK YOU, MR. KRISTOFFERSON.

>> THANK YOU, MR. KRISTOFFERSON. HELLO.

>> THANK YOU, MR. KRISTOFFERSON. HELLO. MY NAME IS SHERRY NORWALK, AND I

HELLO. MY NAME IS SHERRY NORWALK, AND I

HELLO. MY NAME IS SHERRY NORWALK, AND I GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM

MY NAME IS SHERRY NORWALK, AND I GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM

MY NAME IS SHERRY NORWALK, AND I GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM THE FCC -- THAT'S THE

GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM THE FCC -- THAT'S THE

GOT SPECIAL PERMISSION FROM THE FCC -- THAT'S THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS CLUB --

THE FCC -- THAT'S THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS CLUB --

THE FCC -- THAT'S THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS CLUB -- TO COME ON TELEVISION AND TELL

FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS CLUB -- TO COME ON TELEVISION AND TELL

FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS CLUB -- TO COME ON TELEVISION AND TELL MY STORY.

TO COME ON TELEVISION AND TELL MY STORY.

TO COME ON TELEVISION AND TELL MY STORY. OKAY, LAST OCTOBER, I WENT UP TO

MY STORY. OKAY, LAST OCTOBER, I WENT UP TO

MY STORY. OKAY, LAST OCTOBER, I WENT UP TO THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" OFFICES

OKAY, LAST OCTOBER, I WENT UP TO THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" OFFICES

OKAY, LAST OCTOBER, I WENT UP TO THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" OFFICES 'CAUSE I THINK THE SHOW IS

THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" OFFICES 'CAUSE I THINK THE SHOW IS

THE "SATURDAY NIGHT" OFFICES 'CAUSE I THINK THE SHOW IS REALLY BOSS, AND I WANTED

'CAUSE I THINK THE SHOW IS REALLY BOSS, AND I WANTED

'CAUSE I THINK THE SHOW IS REALLY BOSS, AND I WANTED TICKETS.

REALLY BOSS, AND I WANTED TICKETS.

REALLY BOSS, AND I WANTED TICKETS. WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF TICKETS.

TICKETS. WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF TICKETS.

TICKETS. WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF TICKETS. BUT AS I WAS LEAVING,

WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF TICKETS. BUT AS I WAS LEAVING,

WELL, THEY WERE OUT OF TICKETS. BUT AS I WAS LEAVING, DAVE WILSON, THE DIRECTOR, SAID

BUT AS I WAS LEAVING, DAVE WILSON, THE DIRECTOR, SAID

BUT AS I WAS LEAVING, DAVE WILSON, THE DIRECTOR, SAID I HAD A BITCHING BOD, AND WOULD

DAVE WILSON, THE DIRECTOR, SAID I HAD A BITCHING BOD, AND WOULD

DAVE WILSON, THE DIRECTOR, SAID I HAD A BITCHING BOD, AND WOULD I LIKE TO COME UP AND SPEND THE

I HAD A BITCHING BOD, AND WOULD I LIKE TO COME UP AND SPEND THE

I HAD A BITCHING BOD, AND WOULD I LIKE TO COME UP AND SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HIM UP IN

I LIKE TO COME UP AND SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HIM UP IN

I LIKE TO COME UP AND SPEND THE WEEKEND WITH HIM UP IN PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY,

WEEKEND WITH HIM UP IN PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY,

WEEKEND WITH HIM UP IN PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY, 'CAUSE HIS WIFE WAS DEAD?

PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY, 'CAUSE HIS WIFE WAS DEAD?

PARSIPPANY, NEW JERSEY, 'CAUSE HIS WIFE WAS DEAD? SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY

'CAUSE HIS WIFE WAS DEAD? SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY

'CAUSE HIS WIFE WAS DEAD? SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS

SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS

SO I WENT UP, AND IT WAS REALLY GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD.

GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD.

GREAT AND EVERYTHING, EXCEPT HIS WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD. SHE'D JUST GONE SHOPPING.

WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD. SHE'D JUST GONE SHOPPING.

WIFE WASN'T REALLY DEAD. SHE'D JUST GONE SHOPPING. GOD, CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN BE SO

SHE'D JUST GONE SHOPPING. GOD, CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN BE SO

SHE'D JUST GONE SHOPPING. GOD, CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN BE SO FORGETFUL.

GOD, CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN BE SO FORGETFUL.

GOD, CREATIVE PEOPLE CAN BE SO FORGETFUL. ANYWAYS, I GOT THIS PHONE CALL

FORGETFUL. ANYWAYS, I GOT THIS PHONE CALL

FORGETFUL. ANYWAYS, I GOT THIS PHONE CALL FROM THE SHOW THE NEXT DAY, AND

ANYWAYS, I GOT THIS PHONE CALL FROM THE SHOW THE NEXT DAY, AND

ANYWAYS, I GOT THIS PHONE CALL FROM THE SHOW THE NEXT DAY, AND THEY SAID THAT DAVE HAD

FROM THE SHOW THE NEXT DAY, AND THEY SAID THAT DAVE HAD

FROM THE SHOW THE NEXT DAY, AND THEY SAID THAT DAVE HAD RECOMMENDED ME FOR A JOB AS A

THEY SAID THAT DAVE HAD RECOMMENDED ME FOR A JOB AS A

THEY SAID THAT DAVE HAD RECOMMENDED ME FOR A JOB AS A SECRETARY FOR $14,400 A YEAR.

RECOMMENDED ME FOR A JOB AS A SECRETARY FOR $14,400 A YEAR.

RECOMMENDED ME FOR A JOB AS A SECRETARY FOR $14,400 A YEAR. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT I

SECRETARY FOR $14,400 A YEAR. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT I

SECRETARY FOR $14,400 A YEAR. AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT I COULDN'T TYPE OR FILE OR DO

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT I COULDN'T TYPE OR FILE OR DO

AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN MIND THAT I COULDN'T TYPE OR FILE OR DO SHORTHAND.

COULDN'T TYPE OR FILE OR DO SHORTHAND.

COULDN'T TYPE OR FILE OR DO SHORTHAND. SO, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA DO

SHORTHAND. SO, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA DO

SHORTHAND. SO, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA DO LIGHT SECRETARIAL WORK AND MAYBE

SO, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA DO LIGHT SECRETARIAL WORK AND MAYBE

SO, THEY TOLD ME I WAS GONNA DO LIGHT SECRETARIAL WORK AND MAYBE HELP THE WRITERS OUT IF I COULD

LIGHT SECRETARIAL WORK AND MAYBE HELP THE WRITERS OUT IF I COULD

LIGHT SECRETARIAL WORK AND MAYBE HELP THE WRITERS OUT IF I COULD SOMETIMES.

HELP THE WRITERS OUT IF I COULD SOMETIMES.

HELP THE WRITERS OUT IF I COULD SOMETIMES. AND I DID THAT.

SOMETIMES. AND I DID THAT.

SOMETIMES. AND I DID THAT. LIKE, ALAN ZWEIBEL -- HE'S THIS

AND I DID THAT. LIKE, ALAN ZWEIBEL -- HE'S THIS

AND I DID THAT. LIKE, ALAN ZWEIBEL -- HE'S THIS BIG JEWISH WRITER.

LIKE, ALAN ZWEIBEL -- HE'S THIS BIG JEWISH WRITER.

LIKE, ALAN ZWEIBEL -- HE'S THIS BIG JEWISH WRITER. WELL, HE WAS REALLY WEIRD, MAN.

BIG JEWISH WRITER. WELL, HE WAS REALLY WEIRD, MAN.

BIG JEWISH WRITER. WELL, HE WAS REALLY WEIRD, MAN. HE MADE ME FEEL REALLY GUILTY

WELL, HE WAS REALLY WEIRD, MAN. HE MADE ME FEEL REALLY GUILTY

WELL, HE WAS REALLY WEIRD, MAN. HE MADE ME FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT THE WAY HIS PEOPLE

HE MADE ME FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT THE WAY HIS PEOPLE

HE MADE ME FEEL REALLY GUILTY ABOUT THE WAY HIS PEOPLE SUFFERED IN EGYPT.

ABOUT THE WAY HIS PEOPLE SUFFERED IN EGYPT.

ABOUT THE WAY HIS PEOPLE SUFFERED IN EGYPT. SO, HE'D GET UNDRESSED AND HAVE

SUFFERED IN EGYPT. SO, HE'D GET UNDRESSED AND HAVE

SUFFERED IN EGYPT. SO, HE'D GET UNDRESSED AND HAVE ME SING "GO DOWN, MOSES."

SO, HE'D GET UNDRESSED AND HAVE ME SING "GO DOWN, MOSES."

SO, HE'D GET UNDRESSED AND HAVE ME SING "GO DOWN, MOSES." IT GOT STRANGER, MAN.

ME SING "GO DOWN, MOSES." IT GOT STRANGER, MAN.

ME SING "GO DOWN, MOSES." IT GOT STRANGER, MAN. I'M NOT KIDDING.

IT GOT STRANGER, MAN. I'M NOT KIDDING.

IT GOT STRANGER, MAN. I'M NOT KIDDING. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW SOME COMEDY

I'M NOT KIDDING. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW SOME COMEDY

I'M NOT KIDDING. LIKE, DID YOU KNOW SOME COMEDY WRITERS DON'T LIKE TO WORK

LIKE, DID YOU KNOW SOME COMEDY WRITERS DON'T LIKE TO WORK

LIKE, DID YOU KNOW SOME COMEDY WRITERS DON'T LIKE TO WORK IN THE OFFICE?

WRITERS DON'T LIKE TO WORK IN THE OFFICE?

WRITERS DON'T LIKE TO WORK IN THE OFFICE? THEY WORK AT HOME AND AT NIGHT.

IN THE OFFICE? THEY WORK AT HOME AND AT NIGHT.

IN THE OFFICE? THEY WORK AT HOME AND AT NIGHT. AND THEY DON'T WRITE THINGS

THEY WORK AT HOME AND AT NIGHT. AND THEY DON'T WRITE THINGS

THEY WORK AT HOME AND AT NIGHT. AND THEY DON'T WRITE THINGS DOWN.

AND THEY DON'T WRITE THINGS DOWN.

AND THEY DON'T WRITE THINGS DOWN. THEY ACT THEM OUT FIRST.

DOWN. THEY ACT THEM OUT FIRST.

DOWN. THEY ACT THEM OUT FIRST. LIKE, TOM SCHILLER ASKED ME TO

THEY ACT THEM OUT FIRST. LIKE, TOM SCHILLER ASKED ME TO

THEY ACT THEM OUT FIRST. LIKE, TOM SCHILLER ASKED ME TO ACT OUT A SCENE WITH HIM IN HIS

LIKE, TOM SCHILLER ASKED ME TO ACT OUT A SCENE WITH HIM IN HIS

LIKE, TOM SCHILLER ASKED ME TO ACT OUT A SCENE WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT.

ACT OUT A SCENE WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT.

ACT OUT A SCENE WITH HIM IN HIS APARTMENT. THEN HE CALLED TWO OTHER

APARTMENT. THEN HE CALLED TWO OTHER

APARTMENT. THEN HE CALLED TWO OTHER WRITERS, TOM DAVIS AND

THEN HE CALLED TWO OTHER WRITERS, TOM DAVIS AND

THEN HE CALLED TWO OTHER WRITERS, TOM DAVIS AND AL FRANKEN, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE

WRITERS, TOM DAVIS AND AL FRANKEN, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE

WRITERS, TOM DAVIS AND AL FRANKEN, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS

AL FRANKEN, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS

AL FRANKEN, 'CAUSE HE SAID HE WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS INSPIRATION.

WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS INSPIRATION.

WAS HAVING TROUBLE WITH HIS INSPIRATION. SO, THEY CAME OVER, AND WE ALL

INSPIRATION. SO, THEY CAME OVER, AND WE ALL

INSPIRATION. SO, THEY CAME OVER, AND WE ALL ACTED OUT THIS SCENE, EXCEPT IT

SO, THEY CAME OVER, AND WE ALL ACTED OUT THIS SCENE, EXCEPT IT

SO, THEY CAME OVER, AND WE ALL ACTED OUT THIS SCENE, EXCEPT IT WASN'T IN THE SHOW...WHICH I

ACTED OUT THIS SCENE, EXCEPT IT WASN'T IN THE SHOW...WHICH I

ACTED OUT THIS SCENE, EXCEPT IT WASN'T IN THE SHOW...WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

WASN'T IN THE SHOW...WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REALLY WEIRD.

WASN'T IN THE SHOW...WHICH I THOUGHT WAS REALLY WEIRD. AND AFTER A WHILE, IT GOT EVEN

THOUGHT WAS REALLY WEIRD. AND AFTER A WHILE, IT GOT EVEN

THOUGHT WAS REALLY WEIRD. AND AFTER A WHILE, IT GOT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING.

AND AFTER A WHILE, IT GOT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING.

AND AFTER A WHILE, IT GOT EVEN MORE DISGUSTING. LIKE, MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE -- HE

MORE DISGUSTING. LIKE, MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE -- HE

MORE DISGUSTING. LIKE, MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE -- HE JUST COULDN'T FINISH WRITING THE

LIKE, MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE -- HE JUST COULDN'T FINISH WRITING THE

LIKE, MICHAEL O'DONOGHUE -- HE JUST COULDN'T FINISH WRITING THE "STAR TREK" SKIT UNLESS I KEPT

JUST COULDN'T FINISH WRITING THE "STAR TREK" SKIT UNLESS I KEPT

JUST COULDN'T FINISH WRITING THE "STAR TREK" SKIT UNLESS I KEPT WHISPERING TO HIM THE WORDS,

"STAR TREK" SKIT UNLESS I KEPT WHISPERING TO HIM THE WORDS,

"STAR TREK" SKIT UNLESS I KEPT WHISPERING TO HIM THE WORDS, "ROCKET SHIPS ARE OKAY, BUT YOUR

WHISPERING TO HIM THE WORDS, "ROCKET SHIPS ARE OKAY, BUT YOUR

WHISPERING TO HIM THE WORDS, "ROCKET SHIPS ARE OKAY, BUT YOUR MUSCLE IS TREMENDOUS."

"ROCKET SHIPS ARE OKAY, BUT YOUR MUSCLE IS TREMENDOUS."

"ROCKET SHIPS ARE OKAY, BUT YOUR MUSCLE IS TREMENDOUS." IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING.

MUSCLE IS TREMENDOUS." IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING.

MUSCLE IS TREMENDOUS." IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING. AND THEN THERE WAS HERB SARGENT.

IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING. AND THEN THERE WAS HERB SARGENT.

IT WAS REALLY DISGUSTING. AND THEN THERE WAS HERB SARGENT. HE'S THIS OLDER WRITER WITH

AND THEN THERE WAS HERB SARGENT. HE'S THIS OLDER WRITER WITH

AND THEN THERE WAS HERB SARGENT. HE'S THIS OLDER WRITER WITH WHITE HAIR, AND HE WAS REALLY

HE'S THIS OLDER WRITER WITH WHITE HAIR, AND HE WAS REALLY

HE'S THIS OLDER WRITER WITH WHITE HAIR, AND HE WAS REALLY LIKE A FATHER FIGURE...A REALLY

WHITE HAIR, AND HE WAS REALLY LIKE A FATHER FIGURE...A REALLY

WHITE HAIR, AND HE WAS REALLY LIKE A FATHER FIGURE...A REALLY STRICT FATHER.

LIKE A FATHER FIGURE...A REALLY STRICT FATHER.

LIKE A FATHER FIGURE...A REALLY STRICT FATHER. LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO TAKE

STRICT FATHER. LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO TAKE

STRICT FATHER. LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO TAKE HIS BELT AND TIE ME UP AND

LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO TAKE HIS BELT AND TIE ME UP AND

LIKE, YOU KNOW, HE USED TO TAKE HIS BELT AND TIE ME UP AND SPANK ME.

HIS BELT AND TIE ME UP AND SPANK ME.

HIS BELT AND TIE ME UP AND SPANK ME. AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

SPANK ME. AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING

SPANK ME. AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG.

AND I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING WRONG. ANYWAYS, THAT'S WHY I'VE WRITTEN

WRONG. ANYWAYS, THAT'S WHY I'VE WRITTEN

WRONG. ANYWAYS, THAT'S WHY I'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK.

ANYWAYS, THAT'S WHY I'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK.

ANYWAYS, THAT'S WHY I'VE WRITTEN THIS BOOK. IT'S CALLED "I WAS NOT A SUCKER

THIS BOOK. IT'S CALLED "I WAS NOT A SUCKER

THIS BOOK. IT'S CALLED "I WAS NOT A SUCKER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I

IT'S CALLED "I WAS NOT A SUCKER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I

IT'S CALLED "I WAS NOT A SUCKER FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A

FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A

FOR SATURDAY NIGHT," 'CAUSE I REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW.

REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW.

REALLY THINK THE PUBLIC HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

RIGHT TO KNOW. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ]

RIGHT TO KNOW. [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] "SATURDAY NIGHT."

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] "SATURDAY NIGHT."

[ TELEPHONE RINGS ] "SATURDAY NIGHT." YES, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

"SATURDAY NIGHT." YES, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP.

"SATURDAY NIGHT." YES, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP. I HAVE TO HELP CHEVY WRITE

YES, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP. I HAVE TO HELP CHEVY WRITE

YES, OKAY, I'LL BE RIGHT UP. I HAVE TO HELP CHEVY WRITE "UPDATE."

I HAVE TO HELP CHEVY WRITE "UPDATE."

I HAVE TO HELP CHEVY WRITE "UPDATE." OKAY, LET'S SEE.

"UPDATE." OKAY, LET'S SEE.

"UPDATE." OKAY, LET'S SEE. PAD, PENCIL...AND APPARATUS.

OKAY, LET'S SEE. PAD, PENCIL...AND APPARATUS.

OKAY, LET'S SEE. PAD, PENCIL...AND APPARATUS. IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING.

PAD, PENCIL...AND APPARATUS. IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING.

IT'S REALLY DISGUSTING.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ] >> Announcer: AND NOW ANOTHER

[ SHOUTS ] >> Announcer: AND NOW ANOTHER

[ SHOUTS ] >> Announcer: AND NOW ANOTHER EPISODE OF...

>> Announcer: AND NOW ANOTHER EPISODE OF...

EPISODE OF...

>> HEY, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I

>> HEY, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I APPRECIATE THIS.

>> HEY, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW I APPRECIATE THIS. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A

APPRECIATE THIS. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A

APPRECIATE THIS. YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A DOCTOR TO COME OUT AND WORK THIS

YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A DOCTOR TO COME OUT AND WORK THIS

YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO GET A DOCTOR TO COME OUT AND WORK THIS TIME OF NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE

DOCTOR TO COME OUT AND WORK THIS TIME OF NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE

DOCTOR TO COME OUT AND WORK THIS TIME OF NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY?

TIME OF NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY?

TIME OF NIGHT WHEN YOU'RE ON THE ROAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY? HOLY MOLEY.

ROAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY? HOLY MOLEY.

ROAD, YOU DON'T KNOW ANYBODY? HOLY MOLEY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

HOLY MOLEY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

HOLY MOLEY. >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ] >> SAME OLD STUFF.

[ SHOUTS ] >> SAME OLD STUFF.

[ SHOUTS ] >> SAME OLD STUFF. >> [ SHOUTS ]

>> SAME OLD STUFF. >> [ SHOUTS ]

>> SAME OLD STUFF. >> [ SHOUTS ] >> IT AIN'T LIKE I'M DYING, BUT

>> [ SHOUTS ] >> IT AIN'T LIKE I'M DYING, BUT

>> [ SHOUTS ] >> IT AIN'T LIKE I'M DYING, BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE, EITHER.

>> IT AIN'T LIKE I'M DYING, BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE, EITHER.

>> IT AIN'T LIKE I'M DYING, BUT I AIN'T GONNA LIVE, EITHER. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

I AIN'T GONNA LIVE, EITHER. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

I AIN'T GONNA LIVE, EITHER. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GOT MY OWN DOCTOR, BUT HE'S

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GOT MY OWN DOCTOR, BUT HE'S

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GOT MY OWN DOCTOR, BUT HE'S RUN OFF WITH A STRIPPER IN

>> I GOT MY OWN DOCTOR, BUT HE'S RUN OFF WITH A STRIPPER IN

>> I GOT MY OWN DOCTOR, BUT HE'S RUN OFF WITH A STRIPPER IN SHREVEPORT.

RUN OFF WITH A STRIPPER IN SHREVEPORT.

RUN OFF WITH A STRIPPER IN SHREVEPORT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

SHREVEPORT. >> [ LAUGHS ]

SHREVEPORT. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE WHO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, YOU

>> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE WHO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, YOU

>> WELL, I HAD A FRIEND OF MINE WHO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SMOKING,

WHO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SMOKING,

WHO PUT ON A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SMOKING, DRINKING, AND HUMMA-HUMMA-ING.

KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SMOKING, DRINKING, AND HUMMA-HUMMA-ING.

KNOW, WITH ALL THAT SMOKING, DRINKING, AND HUMMA-HUMMA-ING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

DRINKING, AND HUMMA-HUMMA-ING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

DRINKING, AND HUMMA-HUMMA-ING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] UH-OH.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] UH-OH.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] UH-OH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

UH-OH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

UH-OH. [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YOU EAT SOME STRANGE THINGS

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YOU EAT SOME STRANGE THINGS

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YOU EAT SOME STRANGE THINGS ON THE ROAD.

>> YOU EAT SOME STRANGE THINGS ON THE ROAD.

>> YOU EAT SOME STRANGE THINGS ON THE ROAD. >> [ SHOUTS ]

ON THE ROAD. >> [ SHOUTS ]

ON THE ROAD. >> [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> THANK GOD I WASN'T TOO TALL.

>> THANK GOD I WASN'T TOO TALL. WOW.

>> THANK GOD I WASN'T TOO TALL. WOW. YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

WOW. YOU KNOW SOMETHING?

WOW. YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO

YOU KNOW SOMETHING? THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOWN ON Y'ALL.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOWN ON Y'ALL.

THERE ARE A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE DOWN ON Y'ALL. >> YUP.

ARE DOWN ON Y'ALL. >> YUP.

ARE DOWN ON Y'ALL. >> YUP. >> YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, I

>> YUP. >> YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, I

>> YUP. >> YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, I KNOW.

>> YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, I KNOW.

>> YOU MAKE TOO MUCH MONEY, I KNOW. >> MM-HMM.

KNOW. >> MM-HMM.

KNOW. >> MM-HMM. >> BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU

>> MM-HMM. >> BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU

>> MM-HMM. >> BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU REALLY ARE SCREWING TOO MANY

>> BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU REALLY ARE SCREWING TOO MANY

>> BUT I DON'T AGREE THAT YOU REALLY ARE SCREWING TOO MANY PEOPLE OUT OF TOO MUCH.

REALLY ARE SCREWING TOO MANY PEOPLE OUT OF TOO MUCH.

REALLY ARE SCREWING TOO MANY PEOPLE OUT OF TOO MUCH. I THINK IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY OF

PEOPLE OUT OF TOO MUCH. I THINK IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY OF

PEOPLE OUT OF TOO MUCH. I THINK IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE THAT YOU OUGHT TO GET WHAT

I THINK IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE THAT YOU OUGHT TO GET WHAT

I THINK IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE THAT YOU OUGHT TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

LIFE THAT YOU OUGHT TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE.

LIFE THAT YOU OUGHT TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE. >> OOH, OOH.

YOU DESERVE. >> OOH, OOH.

YOU DESERVE. >> OOH, OOH. >> WHAT'S THAT?

>> OOH, OOH. >> WHAT'S THAT?

>> OOH, OOH. >> WHAT'S THAT? >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> WHAT'S THAT? >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

HUP!

HUP! >> I DON'T KNOW.

HUP! >> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW'S A

>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW'S A

>> I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW'S A REALLY GOOD REST, GET AWAY FROM

MAYBE WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW'S A REALLY GOOD REST, GET AWAY FROM

MAYBE WHAT I NEED RIGHT NOW'S A REALLY GOOD REST, GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.

REALLY GOOD REST, GET AWAY FROM IT ALL.

REALLY GOOD REST, GET AWAY FROM IT ALL. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

IT ALL. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

IT ALL. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'M TRYING TO QUIT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'M TRYING TO QUIT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'M TRYING TO QUIT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I'M TRYING TO QUIT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I'M TRYING TO QUIT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GET IT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GET IT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I GET IT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I GET IT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I GET IT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WEE-WEE, RIGHT?

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WEE-WEE, RIGHT?

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WEE-WEE, RIGHT? >> [ SHOUTS ]

>> WEE-WEE, RIGHT? >> [ SHOUTS ]

>> WEE-WEE, RIGHT? >> [ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE

>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS.

>> YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS. UH, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO

THIS. UH, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO

THIS. UH, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

UH, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE.

UH, THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED TO ME BEFORE. BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED

ME BEFORE. BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED

ME BEFORE. BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED TRAIN STATION...

BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED TRAIN STATION...

BUT ONCE IN ATLANTA IN A CROWDED TRAIN STATION... >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

TRAIN STATION... >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

TRAIN STATION... >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> NO PROBLEM.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> NO PROBLEM.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.

>> NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM.

>> NO PROBLEM. NO PROBLEM. I COULD ALWAYS TRY ONE MORE

NO PROBLEM. I COULD ALWAYS TRY ONE MORE

NO PROBLEM. I COULD ALWAYS TRY ONE MORE TIME.

I COULD ALWAYS TRY ONE MORE TIME.

I COULD ALWAYS TRY ONE MORE TIME. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

TIME. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

TIME. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ HUMMING ]

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ HUMMING ]

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ HUMMING ] OH, HO-HO!

[ HUMMING ] OH, HO-HO!

[ HUMMING ] OH, HO-HO! [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

OH, HO-HO! [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

OH, HO-HO! [ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SINGING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A WONDER

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A WONDER WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE

>> WELL, YOU KNOW, IT'S A WONDER WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE MOTIVATED.

WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE MOTIVATED.

WHAT YOU CAN DO WHEN YOU'RE MOTIVATED. I LEFT THAT TRASH IN THE BACK

MOTIVATED. I LEFT THAT TRASH IN THE BACK

MOTIVATED. I LEFT THAT TRASH IN THE BACK THERE, THOUGH.

I LEFT THAT TRASH IN THE BACK THERE, THOUGH.

I LEFT THAT TRASH IN THE BACK THERE, THOUGH. I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THE

THERE, THOUGH. I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THE

THERE, THOUGH. I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THE RESULTS YET, BUT JUST YOUR

I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THE RESULTS YET, BUT JUST YOUR

I KNOW YOU CAN'T REALLY KNOW THE RESULTS YET, BUT JUST YOUR GENERAL IMPRESSION -- AM I GONNA

RESULTS YET, BUT JUST YOUR GENERAL IMPRESSION -- AM I GONNA

RESULTS YET, BUT JUST YOUR GENERAL IMPRESSION -- AM I GONNA MAKE IT?

GENERAL IMPRESSION -- AM I GONNA MAKE IT?

GENERAL IMPRESSION -- AM I GONNA MAKE IT? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

MAKE IT? >> [ CHUCKLES ]

MAKE IT? >> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> [ CHUCKLES ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I CAN TAKE IT STANDING UP.

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I CAN TAKE IT STANDING UP.

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I CAN TAKE IT STANDING UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I CAN TAKE IT STANDING UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I CAN TAKE IT STANDING UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE UP.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE UP.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> I'VE BEEN MEANING TO GIVE UP. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> IT DON'T MEAN NO MORE TO ME

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> IT DON'T MEAN NO MORE TO ME

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> IT DON'T MEAN NO MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

>> IT DON'T MEAN NO MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE.

>> IT DON'T MEAN NO MORE TO ME THAN ANYTHING ELSE. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

THAN ANYTHING ELSE. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

THAN ANYTHING ELSE. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YEAH, YOU GOT THAT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YEAH, YOU GOT THAT.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> YEAH, YOU GOT THAT. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ONLY

>> YEAH, YOU GOT THAT. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ONLY

>> YEAH, YOU GOT THAT. BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ONLY HALF THE STORY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ONLY HALF THE STORY.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THAT'S JUST ONLY HALF THE STORY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

HALF THE STORY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

HALF THE STORY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I WAS SORT OF HOPING

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I WAS SORT OF HOPING

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WELL, I WAS SORT OF HOPING YOU'D GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR

>> WELL, I WAS SORT OF HOPING YOU'D GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR

>> WELL, I WAS SORT OF HOPING YOU'D GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

YOU'D GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT.

YOU'D GIVE ME A SCRIPT FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

SOMETHING DIFFERENT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

SOMETHING DIFFERENT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] AAH!

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] AAH!

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] AAH! >> AN APPLE?

AAH! >> AN APPLE?

AAH! >> AN APPLE? >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> AN APPLE? >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

>> AN APPLE? >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A WHOLE

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A WHOLE

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A WHOLE APPLE ON THE ROAD A DAY.

>> I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A WHOLE APPLE ON THE ROAD A DAY.

>> I COULDN'T EVEN FIND A WHOLE APPLE ON THE ROAD A DAY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

APPLE ON THE ROAD A DAY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

APPLE ON THE ROAD A DAY. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] [ SHOUTS ] [ HUMMING ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ HUMMING ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ HUMMING ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ HUMMING ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ HUMMING ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I RECKON THAT HALF THAT WOULD

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I RECKON THAT HALF THAT WOULD

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> I RECKON THAT HALF THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

>> I RECKON THAT HALF THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.

>> I RECKON THAT HALF THAT WOULD BE TOO MUCH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. BEST OF ALL, WOULD YOU JUST

BE TOO MUCH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. BEST OF ALL, WOULD YOU JUST

BE TOO MUCH, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. BEST OF ALL, WOULD YOU JUST CONTACT MY ACCOUNTANT AND SEND

BEST OF ALL, WOULD YOU JUST CONTACT MY ACCOUNTANT AND SEND

BEST OF ALL, WOULD YOU JUST CONTACT MY ACCOUNTANT AND SEND THE BILL?

CONTACT MY ACCOUNTANT AND SEND THE BILL?

CONTACT MY ACCOUNTANT AND SEND THE BILL? DON'T WORRY NO MORE ABOUT NO

THE BILL? DON'T WORRY NO MORE ABOUT NO

THE BILL? DON'T WORRY NO MORE ABOUT NO APPLES OR NOTHING.

DON'T WORRY NO MORE ABOUT NO APPLES OR NOTHING.

DON'T WORRY NO MORE ABOUT NO APPLES OR NOTHING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

APPLES OR NOTHING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

APPLES OR NOTHING. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WAIT A MINUTE.

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU

>> WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU

>> WAIT A MINUTE. THERE'S ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT WITH, YOU

THERE'S ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT WITH, YOU

THERE'S ONE MORE THING -- IF YOU COULD HELP ME OUT WITH, YOU KNOW, THIS DAMN KNOT.

COULD HELP ME OUT WITH, YOU KNOW, THIS DAMN KNOT.

COULD HELP ME OUT WITH, YOU KNOW, THIS DAMN KNOT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

KNOW, THIS DAMN KNOT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

KNOW, THIS DAMN KNOT. >> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> HOW COME THEY BUILD THEM

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> HOW COME THEY BUILD THEM

>> [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> HOW COME THEY BUILD THEM BACKWARDS?

>> HOW COME THEY BUILD THEM BACKWARDS?

>> HOW COME THEY BUILD THEM BACKWARDS? >> [ LAUGHS ]

BACKWARDS? >> [ LAUGHS ]

BACKWARDS? >> [ LAUGHS ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] [ SHOUTS ]

>> [ LAUGHS ] [ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ]

[ SHOUTS ] [ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> Announcer: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> Announcer: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK

[ SPEAKING FOREIGN LANGUAGE ] >> Announcer: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF...

>> Announcer: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF...

FOR ANOTHER EPISODE OF...

>> Announcer: LADIES AND

>> Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RITA COOLIDGE.

>> Announcer: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, RITA COOLIDGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GENTLEMEN, RITA COOLIDGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

GENTLEMEN, RITA COOLIDGE. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] >> ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES

>> ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES

>> ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN

HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN

HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE

MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE

MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS

FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS

FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN

LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN

LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER

AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER

AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION

THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION

THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN

BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN

BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO ART SCHOOL

I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO ART SCHOOL

I AIN'T NEVER BEEN TO ART SCHOOL ♪ ♪ BUT I KIND OF LIKE PICASSO

ART SCHOOL ♪ ♪ BUT I KIND OF LIKE PICASSO

ART SCHOOL ♪ ♪ BUT I KIND OF LIKE PICASSO ♪ ♪ ALL HIS WOMEN LOOK EGYPTIAN

BUT I KIND OF LIKE PICASSO ♪ ♪ ALL HIS WOMEN LOOK EGYPTIAN

BUT I KIND OF LIKE PICASSO ♪ ♪ ALL HIS WOMEN LOOK EGYPTIAN ♪ ♪ BUT THEN WHAT THE HELL DO

ALL HIS WOMEN LOOK EGYPTIAN ♪ ♪ BUT THEN WHAT THE HELL DO

ALL HIS WOMEN LOOK EGYPTIAN ♪ ♪ BUT THEN WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? ♪

BUT THEN WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? ♪

BUT THEN WHAT THE HELL DO I KNOW? ♪ ♪ HE'S A NUMBER-ONE ATTRACTION

I KNOW? ♪ ♪ HE'S A NUMBER-ONE ATTRACTION

I KNOW? ♪ ♪ HE'S A NUMBER-ONE ATTRACTION ♪ ♪ LIKE A BOTTLE TO A WINO

HE'S A NUMBER-ONE ATTRACTION ♪ ♪ LIKE A BOTTLE TO A WINO

HE'S A NUMBER-ONE ATTRACTION ♪ ♪ LIKE A BOTTLE TO A WINO ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

LIKE A BOTTLE TO A WINO ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

LIKE A BOTTLE TO A WINO ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP

IF YOU'RE BOUND TO BE A BIG

IF YOU'RE BOUND TO BE A BIG STAR

IF YOU'RE BOUND TO BE A BIG STAR ♪ ♪ THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT

STAR ♪ ♪ THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT

STAR ♪ ♪ THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT ♪ ♪ GOT TO GET YOURSELF A

THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT ♪ ♪ GOT TO GET YOURSELF A

THEN YOU BETTER DO IT RIGHT ♪ ♪ GOT TO GET YOURSELF A PATENT

GOT TO GET YOURSELF A PATENT

GOT TO GET YOURSELF A PATENT ♪ ♪ AND A HEALTHY APPETITE

PATENT ♪ ♪ AND A HEALTHY APPETITE

PATENT ♪ ♪ AND A HEALTHY APPETITE ♪ ♪ YEAH

AND A HEALTHY APPETITE ♪ ♪ YEAH

AND A HEALTHY APPETITE ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ FOR SOME OVERPAID ATTENTION

YEAH ♪ ♪ FOR SOME OVERPAID ATTENTION

YEAH ♪ ♪ FOR SOME OVERPAID ATTENTION ♪ ♪ AND A LOT OF NEON LIGHTS

FOR SOME OVERPAID ATTENTION ♪ ♪ AND A LOT OF NEON LIGHTS

FOR SOME OVERPAID ATTENTION ♪ ♪ AND A LOT OF NEON LIGHTS ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND A LOT OF NEON LIGHTS ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND A LOT OF NEON LIGHTS ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN

SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN

SOMEWHERE IN THE HIERARCHIES ♪ ♪ MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE

MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE

MR. BIG PICKS UP HIS HORN ♪ ♪ FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS

FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS

FLOATS A NOTE DOWN TO THE LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN

LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN

LOWLANDS ♪ ♪ AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER

AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER

AND ANOTHER STAR IS BORN ♪ ♪ THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION

THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION

THEN HE TURNS ANOTHER BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN

BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN

BILLION ♪ ♪ AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

AND HE DEALS A LITTLE PORN ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP ♪ ♪ HOO-HOOLA HOOP

HOO-HOOLA HOOP

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>> HELLO, I'M JESSE OWENS, HERE

>> HELLO, I'M JESSE OWENS, HERE TO MAKE YOU AN OFFER OF LASTING

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ENTIRE SET WITH WHITE HEROES

ENTIRE SET WITH WHITE HEROES OF HOCKEY, SWIMMING, AND

OF HOCKEY, SWIMMING, AND

OF HOCKEY, SWIMMING, AND SPEAR CHUCKING -- UM...

SPEAR CHUCKING -- UM...

SPEAR CHUCKING -- UM... I MEAN JAVELIN THROW.

I MEAN JAVELIN THROW.

I MEAN JAVELIN THROW. HURRY AND SEND IN NOW WHILE THEY

HURRY AND SEND IN NOW WHILE THEY

HURRY AND SEND IN NOW WHILE THEY LAST, HONKY.

LAST, HONKY.

LAST, HONKY. >> Announcer: THAT'S...

>> Announcer: THAT'S...

[ BUZZER ]

>> HELLO.

>> HELLO. YES?

>> HELLO. YES? YES, PLEASE.

YES? YES, PLEASE.

YES, PLEASE.

YES?

YES? DID YOU BUZZ?

YES? DID YOU BUZZ? HELLO?

DID YOU BUZZ? HELLO?

DID YOU BUZZ? HELLO? >> EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT.

HELLO? >> EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT.

HELLO? >> EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. MR. FRANK WADE, THE UNCOMMITTED

>> EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. MR. FRANK WADE, THE UNCOMMITTED

>> EXCUSE ME, MR. PRESIDENT. MR. FRANK WADE, THE UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM MISSISSIPPI, IS

MR. FRANK WADE, THE UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM MISSISSIPPI, IS

MR. FRANK WADE, THE UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM MISSISSIPPI, IS HERE.

DELEGATE FROM MISSISSIPPI, IS HERE.

DELEGATE FROM MISSISSIPPI, IS HERE. >> SEND HIM IN RIGHT AWAY

HERE. >> SEND HIM IN RIGHT AWAY

HERE. >> SEND HIM IN RIGHT AWAY PLEASE.

>> SEND HIM IN RIGHT AWAY PLEASE.

PLEASE.

HELLO THERE, FRANK.

HELLO THERE, FRANK. MAY I CALL YOU "MR. WADE"?

HELLO THERE, FRANK. MAY I CALL YOU "MR. WADE"? >> SURE CAN, JERRY.

MAY I CALL YOU "MR. WADE"? >> SURE CAN, JERRY.

MAY I CALL YOU "MR. WADE"? >> SURE CAN, JERRY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> SURE CAN, JERRY. >> [ CHUCKLES ]

>> SURE CAN, JERRY. >> [ CHUCKLES ] CALL ME "MR. PRESIDENT."

>> [ CHUCKLES ] CALL ME "MR. PRESIDENT."

>> [ CHUCKLES ] CALL ME "MR. PRESIDENT." DON'T BE SILLY.

CALL ME "MR. PRESIDENT." DON'T BE SILLY.

CALL ME "MR. PRESIDENT." DON'T BE SILLY. >> YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT.

DON'T BE SILLY. >> YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT.

DON'T BE SILLY. >> YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT. >> "JERRY" IS FINE.

>> YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT. >> "JERRY" IS FINE.

>> YES, SIR, MR. PRESIDENT. >> "JERRY" IS FINE. SIT DOWN, FRANK.

>> "JERRY" IS FINE. SIT DOWN, FRANK.

>> "JERRY" IS FINE. SIT DOWN, FRANK. >> THANK YOU, JERRY, SIR.

SIT DOWN, FRANK. >> THANK YOU, JERRY, SIR.

SIT DOWN, FRANK. >> THANK YOU, JERRY, SIR. NOW, UH, JERRY?

>> THANK YOU, JERRY, SIR. NOW, UH, JERRY?

>> THANK YOU, JERRY, SIR. NOW, UH, JERRY? >> YES?

NOW, UH, JERRY? >> YES?

NOW, UH, JERRY? >> YES? >> I DIDN'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND

>> YES? >> I DIDN'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND

>> YES? >> I DIDN'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND INVITATION TO WASHINGTON JUST

>> I DIDN'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND INVITATION TO WASHINGTON JUST

>> I DIDN'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND INVITATION TO WASHINGTON JUST FOR A CHANCE TO FLY ON

INVITATION TO WASHINGTON JUST FOR A CHANCE TO FLY ON

INVITATION TO WASHINGTON JUST FOR A CHANCE TO FLY ON AIR FORCE ONE.

FOR A CHANCE TO FLY ON AIR FORCE ONE.

FOR A CHANCE TO FLY ON AIR FORCE ONE. YOU SEE, BEING AN UNCOMMITTED

AIR FORCE ONE. YOU SEE, BEING AN UNCOMMITTED

AIR FORCE ONE. YOU SEE, BEING AN UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM JACKSON COUNTY, I

YOU SEE, BEING AN UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM JACKSON COUNTY, I

YOU SEE, BEING AN UNCOMMITTED DELEGATE FROM JACKSON COUNTY, I GOT TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS

DELEGATE FROM JACKSON COUNTY, I GOT TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS

DELEGATE FROM JACKSON COUNTY, I GOT TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF MY CITIZENS.

GOT TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF MY CITIZENS.

GOT TO REPRESENT THE INTERESTS OF MY CITIZENS. >> ABSOLUTELY, YES.

OF MY CITIZENS. >> ABSOLUTELY, YES.

OF MY CITIZENS. >> ABSOLUTELY, YES. >> NOW, WE'RE INTERESTED IN

>> ABSOLUTELY, YES. >> NOW, WE'RE INTERESTED IN

>> ABSOLUTELY, YES. >> NOW, WE'RE INTERESTED IN SECURING FEDERAL FUNDS FOR OUR

>> NOW, WE'RE INTERESTED IN SECURING FEDERAL FUNDS FOR OUR

>> NOW, WE'RE INTERESTED IN SECURING FEDERAL FUNDS FOR OUR NEW SEWER AND WATER PROJECT.

SECURING FEDERAL FUNDS FOR OUR NEW SEWER AND WATER PROJECT.

SECURING FEDERAL FUNDS FOR OUR NEW SEWER AND WATER PROJECT. >> MM-HMM.

NEW SEWER AND WATER PROJECT. >> MM-HMM.

NEW SEWER AND WATER PROJECT. >> MM-HMM. >> AND, UH...

>> MM-HMM. >> AND, UH...

>> MM-HMM. >> AND, UH... >> SO, YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI.

>> AND, UH... >> SO, YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI.

>> AND, UH... >> SO, YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI. >> YES, FROM JACKSON COUNTY.

>> SO, YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI. >> YES, FROM JACKSON COUNTY.

>> SO, YOU'RE FROM MISSISSIPPI. >> YES, FROM JACKSON COUNTY. AND WE HAVE A NEW WATER AND --

>> YES, FROM JACKSON COUNTY. AND WE HAVE A NEW WATER AND --

>> YES, FROM JACKSON COUNTY. AND WE HAVE A NEW WATER AND -- >> NOW, I KNOW THAT THE FAVORITE

AND WE HAVE A NEW WATER AND -- >> NOW, I KNOW THAT THE FAVORITE

AND WE HAVE A NEW WATER AND -- >> NOW, I KNOW THAT THE FAVORITE SUMMER DRINK IN THE DEEP SOUTH

>> NOW, I KNOW THAT THE FAVORITE SUMMER DRINK IN THE DEEP SOUTH

>> NOW, I KNOW THAT THE FAVORITE SUMMER DRINK IN THE DEEP SOUTH IS THE MINT TULIP.

SUMMER DRINK IN THE DEEP SOUTH IS THE MINT TULIP.

SUMMER DRINK IN THE DEEP SOUTH IS THE MINT TULIP. SO I'VE HAD OUR STAFF PREPARE

IS THE MINT TULIP. SO I'VE HAD OUR STAFF PREPARE

IS THE MINT TULIP. SO I'VE HAD OUR STAFF PREPARE SOME.

SO I'VE HAD OUR STAFF PREPARE SOME.

SO I'VE HAD OUR STAFF PREPARE SOME. MAY I OFFER YOU ONE?

SOME. MAY I OFFER YOU ONE?

SOME. MAY I OFFER YOU ONE? >> YES, SIR.

MAY I OFFER YOU ONE? >> YES, SIR.

MAY I OFFER YOU ONE? >> YES, SIR. I TRULY DO LOVE A MINT JULEP.

>> YES, SIR. I TRULY DO LOVE A MINT JULEP.

>> YES, SIR. I TRULY DO LOVE A MINT JULEP. >> YOU KNOW, IN MICHIGAN, WE

I TRULY DO LOVE A MINT JULEP. >> YOU KNOW, IN MICHIGAN, WE

I TRULY DO LOVE A MINT JULEP. >> YOU KNOW, IN MICHIGAN, WE HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN

>> YOU KNOW, IN MICHIGAN, WE HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN

>> YOU KNOW, IN MICHIGAN, WE HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN IT I'LL NEVER FORGET.

HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN IT I'LL NEVER FORGET.

HAVE A SUMMER DRINK WITH MINT IN IT I'LL NEVER FORGET. WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA.

IT I'LL NEVER FORGET. WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA.

IT I'LL NEVER FORGET. WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA. >> MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S A

WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA. >> MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S A

WE USE TO CALL IT ICE TEA. >> MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S A FLOWER IN MY DRINK.

>> MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S A FLOWER IN MY DRINK.

>> MR. PRESIDENT, THERE'S A FLOWER IN MY DRINK. >> OH, THAT'S THE TULIP.

FLOWER IN MY DRINK. >> OH, THAT'S THE TULIP.

FLOWER IN MY DRINK. >> OH, THAT'S THE TULIP. >> NOW, I FIGURE THE FUNDS FOR

>> OH, THAT'S THE TULIP. >> NOW, I FIGURE THE FUNDS FOR

>> OH, THAT'S THE TULIP. >> NOW, I FIGURE THE FUNDS FOR THIS WATER-SUPPLY SYSTEM COULD

>> NOW, I FIGURE THE FUNDS FOR THIS WATER-SUPPLY SYSTEM COULD

>> NOW, I FIGURE THE FUNDS FOR THIS WATER-SUPPLY SYSTEM COULD BE MADE AVAILABLE BY A SIMPLE

THIS WATER-SUPPLY SYSTEM COULD BE MADE AVAILABLE BY A SIMPLE

THIS WATER-SUPPLY SYSTEM COULD BE MADE AVAILABLE BY A SIMPLE REVERSAL OF A DECISION MADE IN

BE MADE AVAILABLE BY A SIMPLE REVERSAL OF A DECISION MADE IN

BE MADE AVAILABLE BY A SIMPLE REVERSAL OF A DECISION MADE IN THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT

REVERSAL OF A DECISION MADE IN THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT

REVERSAL OF A DECISION MADE IN THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT LAST YEAR.

THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT LAST YEAR.

THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT LAST YEAR. YOU SEE, IN JACKSON COUNTY, WE

LAST YEAR. YOU SEE, IN JACKSON COUNTY, WE

LAST YEAR. YOU SEE, IN JACKSON COUNTY, WE COULDN'T ACCEPT CONTRACTING BIDS

YOU SEE, IN JACKSON COUNTY, WE COULDN'T ACCEPT CONTRACTING BIDS

YOU SEE, IN JACKSON COUNTY, WE COULDN'T ACCEPT CONTRACTING BIDS FROM INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS --

COULDN'T ACCEPT CONTRACTING BIDS FROM INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS --

COULDN'T ACCEPT CONTRACTING BIDS FROM INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS -- >> EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE,

FROM INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS -- >> EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE,

FROM INDEPENDENT CONTRACTORS -- >> EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, MR. WADE.

>> EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, MR. WADE.

>> EXCUSE ME JUST A MINUTE, MR. WADE. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS NUCH AS THE

MR. WADE. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS NUCH AS THE

MR. WADE. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS NUCH AS THE MEXT MAN.

I LIKE SMALL TALK AS NUCH AS THE MEXT MAN.

I LIKE SMALL TALK AS NUCH AS THE MEXT MAN. I'M SORRY.

MEXT MAN. I'M SORRY.

MEXT MAN. I'M SORRY. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS MUCH AS THE

I'M SORRY. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS MUCH AS THE

I'M SORRY. I LIKE SMALL TALK AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN.

I LIKE SMALL TALK AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN.

I LIKE SMALL TALK AS MUCH AS THE NEXT MAN. DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET

NEXT MAN. DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET

NEXT MAN. DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET DOWN TO BUSINESS?

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET DOWN TO BUSINESS?

DON'T YOU THINK WE SHOULD GET DOWN TO BUSINESS? NOW, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION

DOWN TO BUSINESS? NOW, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION

DOWN TO BUSINESS? NOW, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION COMING UP, AND I THINK YOU

NOW, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION COMING UP, AND I THINK YOU

NOW, THERE'S A BIG ELECTION COMING UP, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET BEHIND YOUR PRESIDENT

COMING UP, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET BEHIND YOUR PRESIDENT

COMING UP, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD GET BEHIND YOUR PRESIDENT 110%.

SHOULD GET BEHIND YOUR PRESIDENT 110%.

SHOULD GET BEHIND YOUR PRESIDENT 110%. >> WELL, FRANKLY, SIR, I HAD

110%. >> WELL, FRANKLY, SIR, I HAD

110%. >> WELL, FRANKLY, SIR, I HAD BEEN LEANING TOWARD REAGAN TILL

>> WELL, FRANKLY, SIR, I HAD BEEN LEANING TOWARD REAGAN TILL

>> WELL, FRANKLY, SIR, I HAD BEEN LEANING TOWARD REAGAN TILL HE DESTROYED HIS CREDIBILITY BY

BEEN LEANING TOWARD REAGAN TILL HE DESTROYED HIS CREDIBILITY BY

BEEN LEANING TOWARD REAGAN TILL HE DESTROYED HIS CREDIBILITY BY PICKING SCHWEIKER AS A

HE DESTROYED HIS CREDIBILITY BY PICKING SCHWEIKER AS A

HE DESTROYED HIS CREDIBILITY BY PICKING SCHWEIKER AS A RUNNING MATE.

PICKING SCHWEIKER AS A RUNNING MATE.

PICKING SCHWEIKER AS A RUNNING MATE. >> YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS A

RUNNING MATE. >> YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS A

RUNNING MATE. >> YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS A CLUMSY MOVE.

>> YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS A CLUMSY MOVE.

>> YES, IT CERTAINLY WAS A CLUMSY MOVE. [ GLASS CRASHES ]

CLUMSY MOVE. [ GLASS CRASHES ]

CLUMSY MOVE. [ GLASS CRASHES ] >> YES, AND I, UH, CAN'T SEE NO

[ GLASS CRASHES ] >> YES, AND I, UH, CAN'T SEE NO

[ GLASS CRASHES ] >> YES, AND I, UH, CAN'T SEE NO PROBLEM NOW WHY WE CAN'T THROW

>> YES, AND I, UH, CAN'T SEE NO PROBLEM NOW WHY WE CAN'T THROW

>> YES, AND I, UH, CAN'T SEE NO PROBLEM NOW WHY WE CAN'T THROW THE FULL SUPPORT OF

PROBLEM NOW WHY WE CAN'T THROW THE FULL SUPPORT OF

PROBLEM NOW WHY WE CAN'T THROW THE FULL SUPPORT OF JACKSON COUNTY BEHIND THE --

THE FULL SUPPORT OF JACKSON COUNTY BEHIND THE --

THE FULL SUPPORT OF JACKSON COUNTY BEHIND THE -- THE, UH, FORD CAMPAIGN IF WE

JACKSON COUNTY BEHIND THE -- THE, UH, FORD CAMPAIGN IF WE

JACKSON COUNTY BEHIND THE -- THE, UH, FORD CAMPAIGN IF WE CAN COME TO SOME...AGREEMENT

THE, UH, FORD CAMPAIGN IF WE CAN COME TO SOME...AGREEMENT

THE, UH, FORD CAMPAIGN IF WE CAN COME TO SOME...AGREEMENT ABOUT THE SEWER AND THE WATER

CAN COME TO SOME...AGREEMENT ABOUT THE SEWER AND THE WATER

CAN COME TO SOME...AGREEMENT ABOUT THE SEWER AND THE WATER SYSTEM, SIR.

ABOUT THE SEWER AND THE WATER SYSTEM, SIR.

ABOUT THE SEWER AND THE WATER SYSTEM, SIR. >> I SEE.

SYSTEM, SIR. >> I SEE.

SYSTEM, SIR. >> I SEE. WELL, PERHAPS, THEN, THERE'S

>> I SEE. WELL, PERHAPS, THEN, THERE'S

>> I SEE. WELL, PERHAPS, THEN, THERE'S SOME PET PROJECT YOU HAVE IN

WELL, PERHAPS, THEN, THERE'S SOME PET PROJECT YOU HAVE IN

WELL, PERHAPS, THEN, THERE'S SOME PET PROJECT YOU HAVE IN MIND THAT I COULD HELP YOU ALONG

SOME PET PROJECT YOU HAVE IN MIND THAT I COULD HELP YOU ALONG

SOME PET PROJECT YOU HAVE IN MIND THAT I COULD HELP YOU ALONG WITH, SOMETHING IN YOUR

MIND THAT I COULD HELP YOU ALONG WITH, SOMETHING IN YOUR

MIND THAT I COULD HELP YOU ALONG WITH, SOMETHING IN YOUR LOCALITY.

WITH, SOMETHING IN YOUR LOCALITY.

WITH, SOMETHING IN YOUR LOCALITY. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FROM

LOCALITY. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FROM

LOCALITY. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FROM JACKSON COUNTY.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FROM JACKSON COUNTY.

I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE FROM JACKSON COUNTY. IS THAT IT?

JACKSON COUNTY. IS THAT IT?

JACKSON COUNTY. IS THAT IT? >> YES, SIR.

IS THAT IT? >> YES, SIR.

IS THAT IT? >> YES, SIR. WE HAVE A WATER AND A SEWER

>> YES, SIR. WE HAVE A WATER AND A SEWER

>> YES, SIR. WE HAVE A WATER AND A SEWER SYSTEM THAT WE NEED FEDERAL

WE HAVE A WATER AND A SEWER SYSTEM THAT WE NEED FEDERAL

WE HAVE A WATER AND A SEWER SYSTEM THAT WE NEED FEDERAL FUNDS FOR.

SYSTEM THAT WE NEED FEDERAL FUNDS FOR.

SYSTEM THAT WE NEED FEDERAL FUNDS FOR. >> YES.

FUNDS FOR. >> YES.

FUNDS FOR. >> YES. >> THE FEDERAL FUNDS ARE BEING

>> YES. >> THE FEDERAL FUNDS ARE BEING

>> YES. >> THE FEDERAL FUNDS ARE BEING HELD UP BY THE TRANSPORTATION

>> THE FEDERAL FUNDS ARE BEING HELD UP BY THE TRANSPORTATION

>> THE FEDERAL FUNDS ARE BEING HELD UP BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT.

HELD UP BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT.

HELD UP BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT. >> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

DEPARTMENT. >> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT,

DEPARTMENT. >> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, WADE.

>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, WADE.

>> LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, WADE. YOU HAVE SEWAGE IN YOUR WATER?

WADE. YOU HAVE SEWAGE IN YOUR WATER?

WADE. YOU HAVE SEWAGE IN YOUR WATER? >> NO.

YOU HAVE SEWAGE IN YOUR WATER? >> NO.

YOU HAVE SEWAGE IN YOUR WATER? >> NO. >> NO.

>> NO. >> NO.

>> NO. >> NO. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO

>> NO. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO

>> NO. UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, THEN?

UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, THEN?

UH, WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, THEN? >> NO.

EAT, THEN? >> NO.

EAT, THEN? >> NO. >> BETTY...WOULD YOU, UH...

>> NO. >> BETTY...WOULD YOU, UH...

>> NO. >> BETTY...WOULD YOU, UH... BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN

>> BETTY...WOULD YOU, UH... BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN

>> BETTY...WOULD YOU, UH... BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN THE HORS D'RAVES -- AH D'ROSS --

BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN THE HORS D'RAVES -- AH D'ROSS --

BETTY, WOULD YOU PLEASE BRING IN THE HORS D'RAVES -- AH D'ROSS -- HORVS D'ANDRES --

THE HORS D'RAVES -- AH D'ROSS -- HORVS D'ANDRES --

THE HORS D'RAVES -- AH D'ROSS -- HORVS D'ANDRES -- HORS D'OEUVRES?

HORVS D'ANDRES -- HORS D'OEUVRES?

HORVS D'ANDRES -- HORS D'OEUVRES? THANK YOU.

HORS D'OEUVRES? THANK YOU.

HORS D'OEUVRES? THANK YOU. I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW THAT

THANK YOU. I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW THAT

THANK YOU. I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW THAT MR. KISSINGER MAY NOT BE WITH US

I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW THAT MR. KISSINGER MAY NOT BE WITH US

I'M SURE YOU MUST KNOW THAT MR. KISSINGER MAY NOT BE WITH US LONG, FRANK, AND THIS COULD BE A

MR. KISSINGER MAY NOT BE WITH US LONG, FRANK, AND THIS COULD BE A

MR. KISSINGER MAY NOT BE WITH US LONG, FRANK, AND THIS COULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND I

LONG, FRANK, AND THIS COULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND I

LONG, FRANK, AND THIS COULD BE A GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND I TO PERHAPS -- AH, HERE COMES

GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND I TO PERHAPS -- AH, HERE COMES

GOOD OPPORTUNITY FOR YOU AND I TO PERHAPS -- AH, HERE COMES MRS. PRESIDENT WITH THE

TO PERHAPS -- AH, HERE COMES MRS. PRESIDENT WITH THE

TO PERHAPS -- AH, HERE COMES MRS. PRESIDENT WITH THE HORS D'RAVES.

MRS. PRESIDENT WITH THE HORS D'RAVES.

MRS. PRESIDENT WITH THE HORS D'RAVES. >> OH, DON'T STAND.

HORS D'RAVES. >> OH, DON'T STAND.

HORS D'RAVES. >> OH, DON'T STAND. DON'T STAND.

>> OH, DON'T STAND. DON'T STAND.

>> OH, DON'T STAND. DON'T STAND. >> ALL RIGHT.

DON'T STAND. >> ALL RIGHT.

DON'T STAND. >> ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'LL BE BRUTALLY BLUNT,

>> ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'LL BE BRUTALLY BLUNT,

>> ALL RIGHT. NOW, I'LL BE BRUTALLY BLUNT, MR. WADE.

NOW, I'LL BE BRUTALLY BLUNT, MR. WADE.

NOW, I'LL BE BRUTALLY BLUNT, MR. WADE. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE

MR. WADE. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE

MR. WADE. HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE?

HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE SECRETARY OF STATE? >> OH, NOW, HONEY, DON'T MAKE

SECRETARY OF STATE? >> OH, NOW, HONEY, DON'T MAKE

SECRETARY OF STATE? >> OH, NOW, HONEY, DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP.

>> OH, NOW, HONEY, DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP.

>> OH, NOW, HONEY, DON'T MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. I'M SURE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY

PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. I'M SURE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY

PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP. I'M SURE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY WE COULD HELP MR. WADE.

I'M SURE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY WE COULD HELP MR. WADE.

I'M SURE THERE'S SOME OTHER WAY WE COULD HELP MR. WADE. >> WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I

WE COULD HELP MR. WADE. >> WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I

WE COULD HELP MR. WADE. >> WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS TRYING TO TELL THE

>> WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS TRYING TO TELL THE

>> WELL, AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS TRYING TO TELL THE PRESIDENT, MA'AM, ABOUT THE

WAS TRYING TO TELL THE PRESIDENT, MA'AM, ABOUT THE

WAS TRYING TO TELL THE PRESIDENT, MA'AM, ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES MY COUNTY'S HAVING

PRESIDENT, MA'AM, ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES MY COUNTY'S HAVING

PRESIDENT, MA'AM, ABOUT THE DIFFICULTIES MY COUNTY'S HAVING GETTING THE FEDERAL FUND FOR

DIFFICULTIES MY COUNTY'S HAVING GETTING THE FEDERAL FUND FOR

DIFFICULTIES MY COUNTY'S HAVING GETTING THE FEDERAL FUND FOR SOME WATER AND SEWAGE SYSTEM

GETTING THE FEDERAL FUND FOR SOME WATER AND SEWAGE SYSTEM

GETTING THE FEDERAL FUND FOR SOME WATER AND SEWAGE SYSTEM THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET.

SOME WATER AND SEWAGE SYSTEM THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET.

SOME WATER AND SEWAGE SYSTEM THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET. >> HAVE FEDERAL FUNDS BEEN HELD

THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET. >> HAVE FEDERAL FUNDS BEEN HELD

THAT WE'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET. >> HAVE FEDERAL FUNDS BEEN HELD UP BY AN EXECUTIVE AGENCY?

>> HAVE FEDERAL FUNDS BEEN HELD UP BY AN EXECUTIVE AGENCY?

>> HAVE FEDERAL FUNDS BEEN HELD UP BY AN EXECUTIVE AGENCY? >> YES, BY THE

UP BY AN EXECUTIVE AGENCY? >> YES, BY THE

UP BY AN EXECUTIVE AGENCY? >> YES, BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT.

>> YES, BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT.

>> YES, BY THE TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT. >> WELL, I'M SURE THE

TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT. >> WELL, I'M SURE THE

TRANSPORTATION DEPARTMENT. >> WELL, I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT'S STAFF CAN MAKE A FEW

>> WELL, I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT'S STAFF CAN MAKE A FEW

>> WELL, I'M SURE THE PRESIDENT'S STAFF CAN MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING WILL

PRESIDENT'S STAFF CAN MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING WILL

PRESIDENT'S STAFF CAN MAKE A FEW PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEARED RIGHT UP.

PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEARED RIGHT UP.

PHONE CALLS AND EVERYTHING WILL BE CLEARED RIGHT UP. >> MA'AM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW

BE CLEARED RIGHT UP. >> MA'AM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW

BE CLEARED RIGHT UP. >> MA'AM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL, AND I JUST

>> MA'AM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL, AND I JUST

>> MA'AM, I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL, AND I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW WE CAN'T GET FULLY

THAT MAKES ME FEEL, AND I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW WE CAN'T GET FULLY

THAT MAKES ME FEEL, AND I JUST CAN'T SEE HOW WE CAN'T GET FULLY BEHIND THE FORD CAMPAIGN IN

CAN'T SEE HOW WE CAN'T GET FULLY BEHIND THE FORD CAMPAIGN IN

CAN'T SEE HOW WE CAN'T GET FULLY BEHIND THE FORD CAMPAIGN IN JACKSON COUNTY.

BEHIND THE FORD CAMPAIGN IN JACKSON COUNTY.

BEHIND THE FORD CAMPAIGN IN JACKSON COUNTY. WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GO.

JACKSON COUNTY. WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GO.

JACKSON COUNTY. WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GO. >> GOT TO GO.

WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GO. >> GOT TO GO.

WELL, I GUESS I GOT TO GO. >> GOT TO GO. YEAH, TIME TO GO.

>> GOT TO GO. YEAH, TIME TO GO.

>> GOT TO GO. YEAH, TIME TO GO. MM-HMM.

YEAH, TIME TO GO. MM-HMM.

YEAH, TIME TO GO. MM-HMM. [ CRASHING ]

MM-HMM. [ CRASHING ]

MM-HMM. [ CRASHING ] >> UH, HONEY, IT'S TIME FOR

[ CRASHING ] >> UH, HONEY, IT'S TIME FOR

[ CRASHING ] >> UH, HONEY, IT'S TIME FOR MR. WADE TO GO.

>> UH, HONEY, IT'S TIME FOR MR. WADE TO GO.

>> UH, HONEY, IT'S TIME FOR MR. WADE TO GO. >> I'M SORRY.

MR. WADE TO GO. >> I'M SORRY.

MR. WADE TO GO. >> I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.

>> I'M SORRY. OF COURSE.

>> I'M SORRY. OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. WADE.

OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. WADE.

OF COURSE. THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. WADE. I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. WADE. I'M SORRY.

THANK YOU FOR COMING, MR. WADE. I'M SORRY. GO RIGHT AHEAD.

I'M SORRY. GO RIGHT AHEAD.

I'M SORRY. GO RIGHT AHEAD. WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT,

GO RIGHT AHEAD. WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT,

GO RIGHT AHEAD. WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, PERHAPS?

WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, PERHAPS?

WOULD YOU LIKE SOMETHING TO EAT, PERHAPS? BETTY, WOULD YOU BRING IN THE

PERHAPS? BETTY, WOULD YOU BRING IN THE

PERHAPS? BETTY, WOULD YOU BRING IN THE HORS D'OEUVRES?

BETTY, WOULD YOU BRING IN THE HORS D'OEUVRES?

BETTY, WOULD YOU BRING IN THE HORS D'OEUVRES? AH.

HORS D'OEUVRES? AH.

HORS D'OEUVRES? AH. >> BE CAREFUL, HONEY.

AH. >> BE CAREFUL, HONEY.

AH. >> BE CAREFUL, HONEY. YOU JUST ATE A TOOTHPICK.

>> BE CAREFUL, HONEY. YOU JUST ATE A TOOTHPICK.

>> BE CAREFUL, HONEY. YOU JUST ATE A TOOTHPICK. >> WHAT'S THAT STUFF?

YOU JUST ATE A TOOTHPICK. >> WHAT'S THAT STUFF?

YOU JUST ATE A TOOTHPICK. >> WHAT'S THAT STUFF? >> FOOD.

>> WHAT'S THAT STUFF? >> FOOD.

>> WHAT'S THAT STUFF? >> FOOD. >> AH.

>> FOOD. >> AH.

>> FOOD. >> AH. THANK YOU, BETTY.

>> AH. THANK YOU, BETTY.

>> AH. THANK YOU, BETTY. I'M SORRY, HONEY.

THANK YOU, BETTY. I'M SORRY, HONEY.

THANK YOU, BETTY. I'M SORRY, HONEY. I GOT IT.

I'M SORRY, HONEY. I GOT IT.

I'M SORRY, HONEY. I GOT IT. >> TIME FOR BED, JERRY.

I GOT IT. >> TIME FOR BED, JERRY.

I GOT IT. >> TIME FOR BED, JERRY. >> I'LL SIT HERE NOW.

>> TIME FOR BED, JERRY. >> I'LL SIT HERE NOW.

>> I'LL SIT HERE NOW.

>> HEY, ACE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE

>> HEY, ACE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE EAT CHINESE TONIGHT?

>> HEY, ACE, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE EAT CHINESE TONIGHT? >> I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER.

EAT CHINESE TONIGHT? >> I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER.

EAT CHINESE TONIGHT? >> I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER. SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE

>> I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER. SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE

>> I DON'T KNOW, PARTNER. SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.

SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.

SEEMS TO ME, UH, WE ATE CHINESE A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. >> [ SCOFFS ]

A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. >> [ SCOFFS ]

A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO. >> [ SCOFFS ] THAT WASN'T CHINESE.

>> [ SCOFFS ] THAT WASN'T CHINESE.

>> [ SCOFFS ] THAT WASN'T CHINESE. THAT WAS POLYNESIAN.

THAT WASN'T CHINESE. THAT WAS POLYNESIAN.

THAT WASN'T CHINESE. THAT WAS POLYNESIAN. >> SAME DIFFERENCE, PAL.

THAT WAS POLYNESIAN. >> SAME DIFFERENCE, PAL.

THAT WAS POLYNESIAN. >> SAME DIFFERENCE, PAL. SAME DIFFERENCE.

>> SAME DIFFERENCE, PAL. SAME DIFFERENCE.

>> SAME DIFFERENCE, PAL. SAME DIFFERENCE. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

SAME DIFFERENCE. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

SAME DIFFERENCE. [ ALARM BEEPING ] >> IT'S A CODE 5.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] >> IT'S A CODE 5.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] >> IT'S A CODE 5. LET'S ROLL.

>> IT'S A CODE 5. LET'S ROLL.

LET'S ROLL.

[ SIREN WAILING ]

[ SIREN WAILING ] >> LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA,

[ SIREN WAILING ] >> LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, 1976 -- A PRETTY TOUGH TOWN.

>> LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, 1976 -- A PRETTY TOUGH TOWN.

>> LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA, 1976 -- A PRETTY TOUGH TOWN. REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU

1976 -- A PRETTY TOUGH TOWN. REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU

1976 -- A PRETTY TOUGH TOWN. REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU SAW LOCKED UP ON "DRAGNET"?

REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU SAW LOCKED UP ON "DRAGNET"?

REMEMBER ALL THOSE PEOPLE YOU SAW LOCKED UP ON "DRAGNET"? WELL, THEY'RE OUT NOW -- EVERY

SAW LOCKED UP ON "DRAGNET"? WELL, THEY'RE OUT NOW -- EVERY

SAW LOCKED UP ON "DRAGNET"? WELL, THEY'RE OUT NOW -- EVERY ONE OF THEM.

WELL, THEY'RE OUT NOW -- EVERY ONE OF THEM.

WELL, THEY'RE OUT NOW -- EVERY ONE OF THEM. THEY'RE OUT, AND IT TAKES A NEW

ONE OF THEM. THEY'RE OUT, AND IT TAKES A NEW

ONE OF THEM. THEY'RE OUT, AND IT TAKES A NEW BREED OF COP TO HANDLE THEM.

THEY'RE OUT, AND IT TAKES A NEW BREED OF COP TO HANDLE THEM.

THEY'RE OUT, AND IT TAKES A NEW BREED OF COP TO HANDLE THEM. THIS IS THE STORY OF THAT NEW

BREED OF COP TO HANDLE THEM. THIS IS THE STORY OF THAT NEW

BREED OF COP TO HANDLE THEM. THIS IS THE STORY OF THAT NEW BREED.

THIS IS THE STORY OF THAT NEW BREED.

BREED.

[ CARS CRASHING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ] "POLICE STATE."

[ CARS CRASHING ] "POLICE STATE." [ SIREN WAILING, CARS CRASHING ]

"POLICE STATE." [ SIREN WAILING, CARS CRASHING ]

[ SIREN WAILING, CARS CRASHING ]

>> YES?

>> YES? >> I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU,

>> YES? >> I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, SIR.

>> I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, SIR.

>> I'D LIKE A WORD WITH YOU, SIR. >> SURE THING.

SIR. >> SURE THING.

SIR. >> SURE THING. >> HEY, BABE, HOW ABOUT ITALIAN?

>> SURE THING. >> HEY, BABE, HOW ABOUT ITALIAN?

>> SURE THING. >> HEY, BABE, HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? NAH, HOW ABOUT INDIAN?

>> HEY, BABE, HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? NAH, HOW ABOUT INDIAN?

>> HEY, BABE, HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? NAH, HOW ABOUT INDIAN? YOU WANT TO EAT INDIAN?

NAH, HOW ABOUT INDIAN? YOU WANT TO EAT INDIAN?

NAH, HOW ABOUT INDIAN? YOU WANT TO EAT INDIAN? YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN CURRY.

YOU WANT TO EAT INDIAN? YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN CURRY.

YOU WANT TO EAT INDIAN? YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN CURRY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN CURRY. WHAT DO YOU SAY?

YOU COULD HAVE CHICKEN CURRY. WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BRO.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BRO.

WHAT DO YOU SAY? >> I DON'T KNOW, BRO. THAT STUFF ALWAYS UPSETS MY

>> I DON'T KNOW, BRO. THAT STUFF ALWAYS UPSETS MY

>> I DON'T KNOW, BRO. THAT STUFF ALWAYS UPSETS MY STOMACH, YOU KNOW.

THAT STUFF ALWAYS UPSETS MY STOMACH, YOU KNOW.

THAT STUFF ALWAYS UPSETS MY STOMACH, YOU KNOW. >> HOW ABOUT GREEK?

STOMACH, YOU KNOW. >> HOW ABOUT GREEK?

STOMACH, YOU KNOW. >> HOW ABOUT GREEK? WE COULD HAVE SOME LAMB

>> HOW ABOUT GREEK? WE COULD HAVE SOME LAMB

>> HOW ABOUT GREEK? WE COULD HAVE SOME LAMB SHISH KEBAB.

WE COULD HAVE SOME LAMB SHISH KEBAB.

WE COULD HAVE SOME LAMB SHISH KEBAB. NOW, THAT WON'T UPSET YOUR

SHISH KEBAB. NOW, THAT WON'T UPSET YOUR

SHISH KEBAB. NOW, THAT WON'T UPSET YOUR STOMACH.

NOW, THAT WON'T UPSET YOUR STOMACH.

NOW, THAT WON'T UPSET YOUR STOMACH. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

STOMACH. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

STOMACH. [ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 1114.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 1114.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 1114. LET'S ROLL.

IT'S A CODE 1114. LET'S ROLL.

LET'S ROLL.

[ BRAKES SCREECH ]

[ BRAKES SCREECH ] [ CARS CRASHING ]

[ BRAKES SCREECH ] [ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

[ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

[ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ WAILING CONTINUES ]

[ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ WAILING CONTINUES ]

[ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ WAILING CONTINUES ] >> OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

[ WAILING CONTINUES ] >> OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

[ WAILING CONTINUES ] >> OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! OKAY, FREEZE!

>> OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! OKAY, FREEZE!

>> OKAY, HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! OKAY, FREEZE! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

OKAY, FREEZE! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN

OKAY, FREEZE! YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN

SILENT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN

SILENT. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY AND TO HAVE THAT

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY AND TO HAVE THAT

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO AN ATTORNEY AND TO HAVE THAT ATTORNEY PRESENT DURING

ATTORNEY AND TO HAVE THAT ATTORNEY PRESENT DURING

ATTORNEY AND TO HAVE THAT ATTORNEY PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING.

ATTORNEY PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING.

ATTORNEY PRESENT DURING QUESTIONING. >> HOW ABOUT ITALIAN?

QUESTIONING. >> HOW ABOUT ITALIAN?

QUESTIONING. >> HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? YOU ALWAYS LIKE ITALIAN.

>> HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? YOU ALWAYS LIKE ITALIAN.

>> HOW ABOUT ITALIAN? YOU ALWAYS LIKE ITALIAN. >> GIVE ME A BREAK.

YOU ALWAYS LIKE ITALIAN. >> GIVE ME A BREAK.

YOU ALWAYS LIKE ITALIAN. >> GIVE ME A BREAK. YEAH, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW

>> GIVE ME A BREAK. YEAH, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW

>> GIVE ME A BREAK. YEAH, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW.

YEAH, I'M TRYING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS, YOU KNOW. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE

POUNDS, YOU KNOW. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE

POUNDS, YOU KNOW. ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN EVIDENCE.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN EVIDENCE.

ANYTHING YOU SAY CAN AND WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU IN EVIDENCE. >> HEY, HOW ABOUT FRENCH?

USED AGAINST YOU IN EVIDENCE. >> HEY, HOW ABOUT FRENCH?

USED AGAINST YOU IN EVIDENCE. >> HEY, HOW ABOUT FRENCH? >> YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE PLACE

>> HEY, HOW ABOUT FRENCH? >> YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE PLACE

>> HEY, HOW ABOUT FRENCH? >> YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE PLACE OVER ON ALAMEDA WITH THE COLORED

>> YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE PLACE OVER ON ALAMEDA WITH THE COLORED

>> YOU MEAN THAT LITTLE PLACE OVER ON ALAMEDA WITH THE COLORED UMBRELLAS?

OVER ON ALAMEDA WITH THE COLORED UMBRELLAS?

OVER ON ALAMEDA WITH THE COLORED UMBRELLAS? >> HEY, LISTEN, OLD BUDDY.

UMBRELLAS? >> HEY, LISTEN, OLD BUDDY.

UMBRELLAS? >> HEY, LISTEN, OLD BUDDY. YOU CAN GET A NICE BROOK TROUT,

>> HEY, LISTEN, OLD BUDDY. YOU CAN GET A NICE BROOK TROUT,

>> HEY, LISTEN, OLD BUDDY. YOU CAN GET A NICE BROOK TROUT, A CARAFE OF WHITE WINE, A

YOU CAN GET A NICE BROOK TROUT, A CARAFE OF WHITE WINE, A

YOU CAN GET A NICE BROOK TROUT, A CARAFE OF WHITE WINE, A SMALL ENDIVE SALAD.

A CARAFE OF WHITE WINE, A SMALL ENDIVE SALAD.

A CARAFE OF WHITE WINE, A SMALL ENDIVE SALAD. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

SMALL ENDIVE SALAD. [ ALARM BEEPING ]

SMALL ENDIVE SALAD. [ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 609.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 609.

[ ALARM BEEPING ] IT'S A CODE 609. LET'S ROLL.

IT'S A CODE 609. LET'S ROLL.

IT'S A CODE 609. LET'S ROLL. [ CARS CRASHING ]

LET'S ROLL. [ CARS CRASHING ]

LET'S ROLL. [ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ] [ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

[ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ]

[ SIREN WAILING ] [ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ GUNSHOT ]

[ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ GUNSHOT ]

[ CRASHING CONTINUES ] [ GUNSHOT ] >> AAH! AAH!

[ GUNSHOT ] >> AAH! AAH!

[ GUNSHOT ] >> AAH! AAH! [ GUNSHOTS ]

>> AAH! AAH! [ GUNSHOTS ]

>> AAH! AAH! [ GUNSHOTS ] >> STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

[ GUNSHOTS ] >> STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

>> STOP OR I'LL SHOOT!

>> HEY, CHAMP.

>> HEY, CHAMP. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT

>> HEY, CHAMP. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN?

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN?

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT MEXICAN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL

MEXICAN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL

MEXICAN? WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL MEXICAN TONIGHT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL MEXICAN TONIGHT?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH, KILL MEXICAN TONIGHT? >> DIDN'T WE, UH, KILL MEXICAN

MEXICAN TONIGHT? >> DIDN'T WE, UH, KILL MEXICAN

MEXICAN TONIGHT? >> DIDN'T WE, UH, KILL MEXICAN LAST NIGHT?

>> DIDN'T WE, UH, KILL MEXICAN LAST NIGHT?

>> DIDN'T WE, UH, KILL MEXICAN LAST NIGHT? >> THAT WASN'T MEXICAN.

LAST NIGHT? >> THAT WASN'T MEXICAN.

LAST NIGHT? >> THAT WASN'T MEXICAN. THAT WAS FILIPINO.

>> THAT WASN'T MEXICAN. THAT WAS FILIPINO.

>> THAT WASN'T MEXICAN. THAT WAS FILIPINO. >> 601, AMIGO. 601.

THAT WAS FILIPINO. >> 601, AMIGO. 601.

THAT WAS FILIPINO. >> 601, AMIGO. 601. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> 601, AMIGO. 601. >> [ LAUGHS ]

>> 601, AMIGO. 601. >> [ LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GO GET A BITE TO EAT.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GO GET A BITE TO EAT.

>> [ LAUGHS ] >> LET'S GO GET A BITE TO EAT. >> OKAY.

>> LET'S GO GET A BITE TO EAT. >> OKAY.

>> OKAY.

>> THIS IS JEREMY MUSK.

>> THIS IS JEREMY MUSK. HERE ARE SOME SCENES FROM THE

>> THIS IS JEREMY MUSK. HERE ARE SOME SCENES FROM THE NEXT EPISODE OF "POLICE STATE."

HERE ARE SOME SCENES FROM THE NEXT EPISODE OF "POLICE STATE."

HERE ARE SOME SCENES FROM THE NEXT EPISODE OF "POLICE STATE." [ CARS CRASHING ]

NEXT EPISODE OF "POLICE STATE." [ CARS CRASHING ]

[ CARS CRASHING ]

>> Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR

>> Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR "S.W.A.T. POLICE TAILOR" --

>> Announcer: STAY TUNED FOR "S.W.A.T. POLICE TAILOR" -- AN OFFICER'S FIRST DUTY IS TO

"S.W.A.T. POLICE TAILOR" -- AN OFFICER'S FIRST DUTY IS TO

"S.W.A.T. POLICE TAILOR" -- AN OFFICER'S FIRST DUTY IS TO HIS UNIFORM.

AN OFFICER'S FIRST DUTY IS TO HIS UNIFORM.

HIS UNIFORM.

[ CHEERS ]

>> Announcer: AND NOW,

>> Announcer: AND NOW, "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH DON PARDO.

>> Announcer: AND NOW, "WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH DON PARDO. DON PARDO, THE OFFICIAL

"WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH DON PARDO. DON PARDO, THE OFFICIAL

"WEEKEND UPDATE" WITH DON PARDO. DON PARDO, THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF THE 1976 OLYMPIC

DON PARDO, THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF THE 1976 OLYMPIC

DON PARDO, THE OFFICIAL ANNOUNCER OF THE 1976 OLYMPIC GAMES.

ANNOUNCER OF THE 1976 OLYMPIC GAMES.

ANNOUNCER OF THE 1976 OLYMPIC GAMES. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

GAMES. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

GAMES. >> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. AS FAR AS ANYONE AROUND HERE CAN

>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. AS FAR AS ANYONE AROUND HERE CAN

>> WELL, I DON'T KNOW. AS FAR AS ANYONE AROUND HERE CAN TELL, HE'S JUST A WASHED-UP

AS FAR AS ANYONE AROUND HERE CAN TELL, HE'S JUST A WASHED-UP

AS FAR AS ANYONE AROUND HERE CAN TELL, HE'S JUST A WASHED-UP GAME-SHOW ANNOUNCER.

TELL, HE'S JUST A WASHED-UP GAME-SHOW ANNOUNCER.

TELL, HE'S JUST A WASHED-UP GAME-SHOW ANNOUNCER. HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A WHILE,

GAME-SHOW ANNOUNCER. HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A WHILE,

GAME-SHOW ANNOUNCER. HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A WHILE, A DRUG ADDICT, A LOT OF

HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A WHILE, A DRUG ADDICT, A LOT OF

HE WAS AN ALCOHOLIC FOR A WHILE, A DRUG ADDICT, A LOT OF MISPLACED RAGE AND ANGER.

A DRUG ADDICT, A LOT OF MISPLACED RAGE AND ANGER.

A DRUG ADDICT, A LOT OF MISPLACED RAGE AND ANGER. I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO BE

MISPLACED RAGE AND ANGER. I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO BE

MISPLACED RAGE AND ANGER. I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO BE ON-CAMERA, AND BASICALLY HE'S

I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO BE ON-CAMERA, AND BASICALLY HE'S

I THINK HE JUST WANTS TO BE ON-CAMERA, AND BASICALLY HE'S JEALOUS.

ON-CAMERA, AND BASICALLY HE'S JEALOUS.

ON-CAMERA, AND BASICALLY HE'S JEALOUS. GOT TO GO.

JEALOUS. GOT TO GO.

JEALOUS. GOT TO GO. GOOD EVENING.

GOT TO GO. GOOD EVENING.

GOT TO GO. GOOD EVENING. I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT.

GOOD EVENING. I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT.

GOOD EVENING. I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT. >> Announcer: NOBODY WANTS TO

I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT. >> Announcer: NOBODY WANTS TO

I'M CHEVY CHASE, AND YOU'RE NOT. >> Announcer: NOBODY WANTS TO BE, CHUBBY.

>> Announcer: NOBODY WANTS TO BE, CHUBBY.

>> Announcer: NOBODY WANTS TO BE, CHUBBY. >> OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT --

BE, CHUBBY. >> OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT --

BE, CHUBBY. >> OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT -- OLGA KORBUT BEGAN THE LONG,

>> OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT -- OLGA KORBUT BEGAN THE LONG,

>> OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT -- OLGA KORBUT BEGAN THE LONG, HARD TREK TO THE 1980 OLYMPIC

OLGA KORBUT BEGAN THE LONG, HARD TREK TO THE 1980 OLYMPIC

OLGA KORBUT BEGAN THE LONG, HARD TREK TO THE 1980 OLYMPIC GAMES AFTER HAVING SUFFERED A

HARD TREK TO THE 1980 OLYMPIC GAMES AFTER HAVING SUFFERED A

HARD TREK TO THE 1980 OLYMPIC GAMES AFTER HAVING SUFFERED A HUMILIATING DEFEAT LAST WEEK.

GAMES AFTER HAVING SUFFERED A HUMILIATING DEFEAT LAST WEEK.

GAMES AFTER HAVING SUFFERED A HUMILIATING DEFEAT LAST WEEK. HER FIRST STEPS IN THE HEALING

HUMILIATING DEFEAT LAST WEEK. HER FIRST STEPS IN THE HEALING

HUMILIATING DEFEAT LAST WEEK. HER FIRST STEPS IN THE HEALING PROCESS WILL INCLUDE HYPNOSIS TO

HER FIRST STEPS IN THE HEALING PROCESS WILL INCLUDE HYPNOSIS TO

HER FIRST STEPS IN THE HEALING PROCESS WILL INCLUDE HYPNOSIS TO IMPROVE HER CONCENTRATION,

PROCESS WILL INCLUDE HYPNOSIS TO IMPROVE HER CONCENTRATION,

PROCESS WILL INCLUDE HYPNOSIS TO IMPROVE HER CONCENTRATION, ISOMETRICS TO IMPROVE MUSCLE

IMPROVE HER CONCENTRATION, ISOMETRICS TO IMPROVE MUSCLE

IMPROVE HER CONCENTRATION, ISOMETRICS TO IMPROVE MUSCLE TONE, AND THE MISTAKEN SHOOTING

ISOMETRICS TO IMPROVE MUSCLE TONE, AND THE MISTAKEN SHOOTING

ISOMETRICS TO IMPROVE MUSCLE TONE, AND THE MISTAKEN SHOOTING OF NADIA COMANECI TO IMPROVE

TONE, AND THE MISTAKEN SHOOTING OF NADIA COMANECI TO IMPROVE

TONE, AND THE MISTAKEN SHOOTING OF NADIA COMANECI TO IMPROVE HER CHANCES.

OF NADIA COMANECI TO IMPROVE HER CHANCES.

OF NADIA COMANECI TO IMPROVE HER CHANCES. PRESIDENT FORD ARRIVED AT THE

HER CHANCES. PRESIDENT FORD ARRIVED AT THE

HER CHANCES. PRESIDENT FORD ARRIVED AT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM EARLIER TODAY TO

PRESIDENT FORD ARRIVED AT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM EARLIER TODAY TO

PRESIDENT FORD ARRIVED AT THE OLYMPIC STADIUM EARLIER TODAY TO MEET WITH AND CONGRATULATE THE

OLYMPIC STADIUM EARLIER TODAY TO MEET WITH AND CONGRATULATE THE

OLYMPIC STADIUM EARLIER TODAY TO MEET WITH AND CONGRATULATE THE MANY AMERICAN GOLD MEDALISTS.

MEET WITH AND CONGRATULATE THE MANY AMERICAN GOLD MEDALISTS.

MEET WITH AND CONGRATULATE THE MANY AMERICAN GOLD MEDALISTS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, NONE OF THE

MANY AMERICAN GOLD MEDALISTS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, NONE OF THE

MANY AMERICAN GOLD MEDALISTS. NOT SURPRISINGLY, NONE OF THE ATHLETES WERE IN MUNICH.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, NONE OF THE ATHLETES WERE IN MUNICH.

NOT SURPRISINGLY, NONE OF THE ATHLETES WERE IN MUNICH. SAID THE BEWILDERED

ATHLETES WERE IN MUNICH. SAID THE BEWILDERED

ATHLETES WERE IN MUNICH. SAID THE BEWILDERED CHIEF OF STATE, "CONGRATULATIONS

SAID THE BEWILDERED CHIEF OF STATE, "CONGRATULATIONS

SAID THE BEWILDERED CHIEF OF STATE, "CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU.

CHIEF OF STATE, "CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU.

CHIEF OF STATE, "CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL OF YOU. WHERE ARE YOU?"

TO ALL OF YOU. WHERE ARE YOU?"

TO ALL OF YOU. WHERE ARE YOU?" WELL, IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR

WHERE ARE YOU?" WELL, IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR

WHERE ARE YOU?" WELL, IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR AND A DAY SINCE EX-TEAMSTERS

WELL, IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR AND A DAY SINCE EX-TEAMSTERS

WELL, IT'S BEEN EXACTLY A YEAR AND A DAY SINCE EX-TEAMSTERS BOSS JIMMY HOFFA VANISHED.

AND A DAY SINCE EX-TEAMSTERS BOSS JIMMY HOFFA VANISHED.

AND A DAY SINCE EX-TEAMSTERS BOSS JIMMY HOFFA VANISHED. IN COMMEMORATION, TODAY CURRENT

BOSS JIMMY HOFFA VANISHED. IN COMMEMORATION, TODAY CURRENT

BOSS JIMMY HOFFA VANISHED. IN COMMEMORATION, TODAY CURRENT TEAMSTER PRESIDENT

IN COMMEMORATION, TODAY CURRENT TEAMSTER PRESIDENT

IN COMMEMORATION, TODAY CURRENT TEAMSTER PRESIDENT FRANK FITZSIMMONS ONCE AGAIN

TEAMSTER PRESIDENT FRANK FITZSIMMONS ONCE AGAIN

TEAMSTER PRESIDENT FRANK FITZSIMMONS ONCE AGAIN MOURNED THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HIS

FRANK FITZSIMMONS ONCE AGAIN MOURNED THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HIS

FRANK FITZSIMMONS ONCE AGAIN MOURNED THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HIS LONGTIME ASSOCIATE BY PLACING A

MOURNED THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HIS LONGTIME ASSOCIATE BY PLACING A

MOURNED THE DISAPPEARANCE OF HIS LONGTIME ASSOCIATE BY PLACING A SINGLE CANDLE IN A CAKE OF

LONGTIME ASSOCIATE BY PLACING A SINGLE CANDLE IN A CAKE OF

LONGTIME ASSOCIATE BY PLACING A SINGLE CANDLE IN A CAKE OF CEMENT AND REPEATING THAT HE

SINGLE CANDLE IN A CAKE OF CEMENT AND REPEATING THAT HE

SINGLE CANDLE IN A CAKE OF CEMENT AND REPEATING THAT HE FELT HOFFA WOULD ALWAYS BE A

CEMENT AND REPEATING THAT HE FELT HOFFA WOULD ALWAYS BE A

CEMENT AND REPEATING THAT HE FELT HOFFA WOULD ALWAYS BE A CORNERSTONE IN THE ORGANIZATION.

FELT HOFFA WOULD ALWAYS BE A CORNERSTONE IN THE ORGANIZATION.

FELT HOFFA WOULD ALWAYS BE A CORNERSTONE IN THE ORGANIZATION. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK

CORNERSTONE IN THE ORGANIZATION. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK

CORNERSTONE IN THE ORGANIZATION. FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE

FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, A BLACK MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE GOLF CLASSIC.

MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE GOLF CLASSIC.

MAN HAS WON THE BOB HOPE GOLF CLASSIC. QUIPPED THE VICTOR, "I USED TO

GOLF CLASSIC. QUIPPED THE VICTOR, "I USED TO

GOLF CLASSIC. QUIPPED THE VICTOR, "I USED TO BE A CADDIE, AND NOW I DRIVE

QUIPPED THE VICTOR, "I USED TO BE A CADDIE, AND NOW I DRIVE

QUIPPED THE VICTOR, "I USED TO BE A CADDIE, AND NOW I DRIVE ONE."

BE A CADDIE, AND NOW I DRIVE ONE."

BE A CADDIE, AND NOW I DRIVE ONE." THE TOURNAMENT'S SPONSOR,

ONE." THE TOURNAMENT'S SPONSOR,

ONE." THE TOURNAMENT'S SPONSOR, BOB HOPE HIMSELF, IS SHOWN HERE

THE TOURNAMENT'S SPONSOR, BOB HOPE HIMSELF, IS SHOWN HERE

THE TOURNAMENT'S SPONSOR, BOB HOPE HIMSELF, IS SHOWN HERE LINING UP HIS PUTZ.

BOB HOPE HIMSELF, IS SHOWN HERE LINING UP HIS PUTZ.

BOB HOPE HIMSELF, IS SHOWN HERE LINING UP HIS PUTZ. RONALD REAGAN ANNOUNCED TODAY

LINING UP HIS PUTZ. RONALD REAGAN ANNOUNCED TODAY

LINING UP HIS PUTZ. RONALD REAGAN ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE HAS MORE THAN THE 1,130

RONALD REAGAN ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE HAS MORE THAN THE 1,130

RONALD REAGAN ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT HE HAS MORE THAN THE 1,130 DELEGATES NEED TO WIN THE

THAT HE HAS MORE THAN THE 1,130 DELEGATES NEED TO WIN THE

THAT HE HAS MORE THAN THE 1,130 DELEGATES NEED TO WIN THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

DELEGATES NEED TO WIN THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL

DELEGATES NEED TO WIN THE REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION.

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION.

REPUBLICAN PRESIDENTIAL NOMINATION. HOWEVER, REAGAN CONCEDED THAT

NOMINATION. HOWEVER, REAGAN CONCEDED THAT

NOMINATION. HOWEVER, REAGAN CONCEDED THAT PRESIDENT FORD MAY ALSO HAVE

HOWEVER, REAGAN CONCEDED THAT PRESIDENT FORD MAY ALSO HAVE

HOWEVER, REAGAN CONCEDED THAT PRESIDENT FORD MAY ALSO HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH DELEGATES TO BE

PRESIDENT FORD MAY ALSO HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH DELEGATES TO BE

PRESIDENT FORD MAY ALSO HAVE MORE THAN ENOUGH DELEGATES TO BE NOMINATED.

MORE THAN ENOUGH DELEGATES TO BE NOMINATED.

MORE THAN ENOUGH DELEGATES TO BE NOMINATED. REAGAN WARNED THAT HAVING TWO

NOMINATED. REAGAN WARNED THAT HAVING TWO

NOMINATED. REAGAN WARNED THAT HAVING TWO NOMINEES COULD HURT THE

REAGAN WARNED THAT HAVING TWO NOMINEES COULD HURT THE

REAGAN WARNED THAT HAVING TWO NOMINEES COULD HURT THE REPUBLICANS IN NOVEMBER.

NOMINEES COULD HURT THE REPUBLICANS IN NOVEMBER.

NOMINEES COULD HURT THE REPUBLICANS IN NOVEMBER. REAGAN PICKED HIS CHOICE OF A

REPUBLICANS IN NOVEMBER. REAGAN PICKED HIS CHOICE OF A

REPUBLICANS IN NOVEMBER. REAGAN PICKED HIS CHOICE OF A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE

REAGAN PICKED HIS CHOICE OF A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE

REAGAN PICKED HIS CHOICE OF A VICE-PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE THIS WEEK IN A SURPRISE MOVE

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE THIS WEEK IN A SURPRISE MOVE

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL RUNNING MATE THIS WEEK IN A SURPRISE MOVE THAT MAY HURT HIS CHANCES IN THE

THIS WEEK IN A SURPRISE MOVE THAT MAY HURT HIS CHANCES IN THE

THIS WEEK IN A SURPRISE MOVE THAT MAY HURT HIS CHANCES IN THE UPCOMING CONVENTION.

THAT MAY HURT HIS CHANCES IN THE UPCOMING CONVENTION.

THAT MAY HURT HIS CHANCES IN THE UPCOMING CONVENTION. REAGAN HAS TOLD NEWSMEN THAT

UPCOMING CONVENTION. REAGAN HAS TOLD NEWSMEN THAT

UPCOMING CONVENTION. REAGAN HAS TOLD NEWSMEN THAT SENATOR RICHARD SCHWEIKER OF

REAGAN HAS TOLD NEWSMEN THAT SENATOR RICHARD SCHWEIKER OF

REAGAN HAS TOLD NEWSMEN THAT SENATOR RICHARD SCHWEIKER OF PENNSYLVANIA WILL BROADEN HIS

SENATOR RICHARD SCHWEIKER OF PENNSYLVANIA WILL BROADEN HIS

SENATOR RICHARD SCHWEIKER OF PENNSYLVANIA WILL BROADEN HIS CONSTITUENCY AND IMPROVE HIS

PENNSYLVANIA WILL BROADEN HIS CONSTITUENCY AND IMPROVE HIS

PENNSYLVANIA WILL BROADEN HIS CONSTITUENCY AND IMPROVE HIS KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

CONSTITUENCY AND IMPROVE HIS KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS.

CONSTITUENCY AND IMPROVE HIS KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS. ASKED WHAT HIS CURRENT

KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS. ASKED WHAT HIS CURRENT

KNOWLEDGE OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS. ASKED WHAT HIS CURRENT ASSESSMENT OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY

ASKED WHAT HIS CURRENT ASSESSMENT OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY

ASKED WHAT HIS CURRENT ASSESSMENT OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS, SCHWEIKER SAID, "THE WORLD

ASSESSMENT OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS, SCHWEIKER SAID, "THE WORLD

ASSESSMENT OF OUR FOREIGN POLICY IS, SCHWEIKER SAID, "THE WORLD IS BECOMING A CLOSER PLACE, AND

IS, SCHWEIKER SAID, "THE WORLD IS BECOMING A CLOSER PLACE, AND

IS, SCHWEIKER SAID, "THE WORLD IS BECOMING A CLOSER PLACE, AND BEIRUT IS A PART OF IT," TO THE

IS BECOMING A CLOSER PLACE, AND BEIRUT IS A PART OF IT," TO THE

IS BECOMING A CLOSER PLACE, AND BEIRUT IS A PART OF IT," TO THE CONFUSION OF EVERYONE.

BEIRUT IS A PART OF IT," TO THE CONFUSION OF EVERYONE.

BEIRUT IS A PART OF IT," TO THE CONFUSION OF EVERYONE. WELL, THE BIG STORY FROM MARS

CONFUSION OF EVERYONE. WELL, THE BIG STORY FROM MARS

CONFUSION OF EVERYONE. WELL, THE BIG STORY FROM MARS THIS WEEK WAS THE REPAIR OF THE

WELL, THE BIG STORY FROM MARS THIS WEEK WAS THE REPAIR OF THE

WELL, THE BIG STORY FROM MARS THIS WEEK WAS THE REPAIR OF THE PIN INVIKING 1'sSCOOP, WHICH

THIS WEEK WAS THE REPAIR OF THE PIN INVIKING 1'sSCOOP, WHICH

THIS WEEK WAS THE REPAIR OF THE PIN INVIKING 1'sSCOOP, WHICH MADE IT POSSIBLE TO GATHER SOIL

PIN INVIKING 1'sSCOOP, WHICH MADE IT POSSIBLE TO GATHER SOIL

PIN INVIKING 1'sSCOOP, WHICH MADE IT POSSIBLE TO GATHER SOIL FROM THE PLANET'S SURFACE AND

MADE IT POSSIBLE TO GATHER SOIL FROM THE PLANET'S SURFACE AND

MADE IT POSSIBLE TO GATHER SOIL FROM THE PLANET'S SURFACE AND CONDUCT TESTS TO SEE IF LIFE CAN

FROM THE PLANET'S SURFACE AND CONDUCT TESTS TO SEE IF LIFE CAN

FROM THE PLANET'S SURFACE AND CONDUCT TESTS TO SEE IF LIFE CAN EXIST THERE.

CONDUCT TESTS TO SEE IF LIFE CAN EXIST THERE.

CONDUCT TESTS TO SEE IF LIFE CAN EXIST THERE. ON WEDNESDAY, THE SCOOP WAS

EXIST THERE. ON WEDNESDAY, THE SCOOP WAS

EXIST THERE. ON WEDNESDAY, THE SCOOP WAS EXTENDED, AND WHILE ANALYSIS OF

ON WEDNESDAY, THE SCOOP WAS EXTENDED, AND WHILE ANALYSIS OF

ON WEDNESDAY, THE SCOOP WAS EXTENDED, AND WHILE ANALYSIS OF THE SOIL IS STILL NOT COMPLETE,

EXTENDED, AND WHILE ANALYSIS OF THE SOIL IS STILL NOT COMPLETE,

EXTENDED, AND WHILE ANALYSIS OF THE SOIL IS STILL NOT COMPLETE, SCIENTISTS ARE ALMOST CERTAIN

THE SOIL IS STILL NOT COMPLETE, SCIENTISTS ARE ALMOST CERTAIN

THE SOIL IS STILL NOT COMPLETE, SCIENTISTS ARE ALMOST CERTAIN THAT LIFE CANNOT AND HAS NEVER

SCIENTISTS ARE ALMOST CERTAIN THAT LIFE CANNOT AND HAS NEVER

SCIENTISTS ARE ALMOST CERTAIN THAT LIFE CANNOT AND HAS NEVER EXISTED ON MARS.

THAT LIFE CANNOT AND HAS NEVER EXISTED ON MARS.

THAT LIFE CANNOT AND HAS NEVER EXISTED ON MARS. THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THIS WEEK

EXISTED ON MARS. THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THIS WEEK

EXISTED ON MARS. THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THIS WEEK ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE

THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THIS WEEK ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE

THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS THIS WEEK ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE SPLITTING UP.

ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE SPLITTING UP.

ANNOUNCED THAT THEY ARE SPLITTING UP. DICK SMOTHERS SAYS HE WANTS TO

SPLITTING UP. DICK SMOTHERS SAYS HE WANTS TO

SPLITTING UP. DICK SMOTHERS SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY.

DICK SMOTHERS SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY.

DICK SMOTHERS SAYS HE WANTS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY. TOMMY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE HIS

SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY. TOMMY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE HIS

SPEND MORE TIME WITH HIS FAMILY. TOMMY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE HIS CAREER AS SOON AS HE BREAKS IN A

TOMMY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE HIS CAREER AS SOON AS HE BREAKS IN A

TOMMY SAYS HE WILL CONTINUE HIS CAREER AS SOON AS HE BREAKS IN A NEW BROTHER.

CAREER AS SOON AS HE BREAKS IN A NEW BROTHER.

CAREER AS SOON AS HE BREAKS IN A NEW BROTHER. [ CHUCKLES ]

NEW BROTHER. [ CHUCKLES ]

NEW BROTHER. [ CHUCKLES ] STILL TO COME, JACK FORD

[ CHUCKLES ] STILL TO COME, JACK FORD

[ CHUCKLES ] STILL TO COME, JACK FORD CAMPAIGNS FOR HIS DAD IN

STILL TO COME, JACK FORD CAMPAIGNS FOR HIS DAD IN

STILL TO COME, JACK FORD CAMPAIGNS FOR HIS DAD IN CHEYENNE AFTER THIS MESSAGE.

CAMPAIGNS FOR HIS DAD IN CHEYENNE AFTER THIS MESSAGE.

CHEYENNE AFTER THIS MESSAGE.

>> HOWDY.

>> HOWDY. I'M KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, AND I

I'M KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, AND I

I'M KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, AND I GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT A

GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT A

GUESS YOU'RE WONDERING WHAT A GOOD OLD BOY FROM NASHVILLE'S

GOOD OLD BOY FROM NASHVILLE'S

GOOD OLD BOY FROM NASHVILLE'S DOING TALKING TO YOU ON SOME

DOING TALKING TO YOU ON SOME

DOING TALKING TO YOU ON SOME TUTTI-FRUTTI TV STATION.

TUTTI-FRUTTI TV STATION.

WELL, THE FACT IS, I MAKE A

WELL, THE FACT IS, I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD LIVING DOING JUST

WELL, THE FACT IS, I MAKE A PRETTY GOOD LIVING DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO DO.

PRETTY GOOD LIVING DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO DO.

PRETTY GOOD LIVING DOING JUST ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN,

ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN,

ABOUT WHAT I WANT TO DO. AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK

AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK

AND I MAY NOT BE NO BOBBY DYLAN, BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING, NEITHER.

BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING, NEITHER.

BUT I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO WORK IN THE MORNING, NEITHER. AND I'M FIXING TO TELL Y'ALL OUT

IN THE MORNING, NEITHER. AND I'M FIXING TO TELL Y'ALL OUT

IN THE MORNING, NEITHER. AND I'M FIXING TO TELL Y'ALL OUT THERE HOW YOU CAN DO THE SAME

AND I'M FIXING TO TELL Y'ALL OUT THERE HOW YOU CAN DO THE SAME

AND I'M FIXING TO TELL Y'ALL OUT THERE HOW YOU CAN DO THE SAME THING.

THERE HOW YOU CAN DO THE SAME THING.

THERE HOW YOU CAN DO THE SAME THING. IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY FOR ME.

THING. IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY FOR ME.

THING. IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY FOR ME. LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I

IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY FOR ME. LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I

IT WASN'T ALWAYS SO EASY FOR ME. LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I HAD A HANDICAP THAT WAS FAST

LIKE A LOT OF YOU OUT THERE, I HAD A HANDICAP