Hey, who is this?
…who is touching my tent.
What is your mermaid name going to be?
As you can see, here we are, at the entrance to the camp,
I am Čedovište and this is my first vlog.
It’s extremely hot today and my goal is maybe to show you how it’s in the camp, what’s going on,
if there is someone there, that is. Because, I think everyone is at the beach, so – follow me.
Hey! Who is that? Who is that? Why are you touching my tent?
Beat him! Beat him!
Are you ok? What are those wounds?
Film the wounds.
I hit my head.
How did you manage to hit the head and the….
I hit the head in the parasol and this – I fell.
Ok. You still have time to get…
I have two days to get fucked completely.
Yes. But you have to do it harder.
Here we are, at the tent…
At the moment, 28 asylees are sleeping in there and we don’t want to disturb them, so we go on.
The guys are in there.
Are the guys in there?!
No, inside is...
Who is alive inside!
Yes, but is there a male inside?
We were at John Newman’s. It was great. It was crowded, people just came suddenly and there was
chaos. In general, there are people from all over here, which to me is great. When the tourists visit us and
when they party with us. Somehow, I feel like a host since we are here in my Montenegro.
Don’t…. don’t do this.
You are sweating like crazy.
Of course I’m sweating.
But not like crazy. Normally.
What is normal to you?
A little bit.
It’s not like I’m soaked in water.
Well, don’t do it even a little bit.
Where is my glass with water?
What colour mermaid do you want to be?
There has to be some pink.
Pink. Pink mermaid?
And you can add whatever you want.
I thought blue.
But there should be some pink, please.
She wants to be a pink mermaid
and I would like her to be this one…
What is this colour?
Well, you will be turquoise.
Well, you will be turquoise.
What will be your mermaid name?
But we should pick some Montenegrin name since we are here in Budva.
It has to be Montenegrin.
You should pick between Ljubica, Ljubosava, Zdravka…
You want Zdravka?
Life, you break me.
Life, you prison!
How shall I do it like this?
The whole life is “lie down, work!”. I don’t know how it came to this.
I think it’s 200 degrees outside.
You know what would be great?
That I fall asleep.
If you can fall asleep like that…
Move a bit….
Have you just farted?
No. Unfortunately, no.
– what I think is very important to film for this vlog is the difference between tastes.
You said it yourself – you don’t like beard…
Didn’t you say it?
No, I don’t like it.
You don’t like longish hair….
No, it’s disgusting….
Rockers and such….
When I see hair in general –ugh !
I like them when they are smooth.
What is it?
I mean, he doesn’t have to have smooth legs, but smooth chest is a must.
But this is a love carpet.
And I don’t like long hair.
Well, it all individual.
There are men who don’t like women with moustaches….
And there are those who like, so …
Come, my child.
Čedovište, here I come.
All little monsters are my children.
You are officially Montenegrin. – Working while lying down.
Don’t spill it over me!
Not on the head!
God, what I just did!
I will connect your eyebrows.
Don’t ruin me!
I was convinced that you pained all of my head. It’s OK.
Break, break, break…..
Be happy because of the break.
Order, work and discipline, and here it is discipline and partying,
with the fact that there are no weapons and nunchakus… nunchakas – how do you even say that?
There are no knives… OK.
Tampons are forbidden….
Those are not tampons.
Responsible formy today’s look is….
More precise, yes….
It doesn’t matter…
Can I try?
Like this? Yeah.
I can’t !
Why can’t I do it !
Was it good now?
Now it’s more crowded because it’s not hot and also, there’s some sort of euphoria. People getting ready,
putting on pants, washing and drying their hair…
They are getting ready to leave in about hour or two for the main stage and to party, together with us.