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Unlikely lines from a costume drama.

Madam, I'm in line to the throne

and, as such, we shall be dining somewhere that befits my title.

Pizza Express, Woking!

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Ah, Batman! I mean, I suppose technically it's a costume.

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Heathcliff, Heathcliff, let me in, let me in!

I just wondered if we could count on your vote on December 12th?

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Generally, I am a footman, sir.

Although I do also like the bottom and the breasts.

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Just reading this review from the Anne Boleyn musical.

It says, "It was a good idea, but I didn't like the execution."

Lord Windermere is famed for his opulent balls.

I've heard he wet-shaves them.

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LABOURED SCOTTISH ACCENT: Aye, ya can take our land!

Ya can take our lives!

But ya cannae do our accent!

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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You are Jane Eyre.

So this must be your brother, Nike.

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That new servant girl is so cold and unresponsive.

Watch this.

Alexa? Alexa?

Your Lordship, I am delighted and excited

by the unexpected turn our correspondence has taken.

I await with feverish excitement

the next portrait of your engorged penis.

Please accept this crude sketch of my boobs...

..as a token of my affection.

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My heart is in my mouth.

My liver is in my anus.

Jesus, this corset is tight!

Carson, please get your hand out of my trousers.

When I told you to go below stairs, it wasn't a euphemism.

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My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.

So, yeah, that's Mike, Alpha, X-ray, India, Mike...

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As the ruler of this country, I demand some respect.

When you see me, you will bow

and you will say "Yas...queen!"

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Mr Darcy, I could never belong to you, I'm promised to another.

But I could give you a quick handy behind the bushes.

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