I'm sorry
I feel like you guys lost out in a bargain. Religious people around the world waiting so long for the second coming and they get me. HELLO
rest in peace wildcat
"Sweet mother of god,
what the hell is that?"
(Mini laughs)
That my friends is a Fornite channel.
(Continues to laugh at Fortnite scrub)
Will say GGs to tyler though because yeah, he's a Fortnite Channel
It's like yeah, so is the rest of gaming on YouTube. "He changed cos he uploads Fortnite."
I think I'm the only one left who doesn't upload Fortnite unironically
So yeah, Tyler's getting shit for it, but GG's. "How Mini Ladd became famous?" Oh, no
(More awkward laughter)
Christ
You know, ...no?
You need to realize it was an accumulation of everyone. I wasn't just like you played with one person that one person's famous
It's like you realize that
Everyone in the group was made because of everyone else, like you realize that right?
Like Evan for example,
has he ever uploaded a solo video?
No, maybe for sponsor deals, but aside from that probably not. it's the rest of everyone else, helping everyone else out
Well, I mean now they're all Fortnite youtubers. So I mean, I'm off in my own
Solo bitches. Oh Mini why don't you play with the guys anymore? Yeah if they play Fortnite
And I don't want to play Fortnite, and to be honest with you
Recording this kind of stuff for me
Is so much more fun, and let me tell you the reason why.
It's a different vibe that I don't know.
So I've been doing multiplayer videos for fucking years
So when you bring this kind of stuff along where it's primarily solo based.
I can say what I want, and I can say stuff out loud
and I can edit it how I want cause when you talk to someone, you don't know their response.
But when you know the exact response
You're gonna get through the video game, through the like you playing solo, you're able to edit accordingly. So that's why for me,
I'm having so much fucking fun doing this shit, the cooking stuff, etc
Cuz it's just different and I like it. And yes, I will continue to do it. Will I play with the guys again?
I mean Fortnite doesn't look like it's dying anytime soon. So God knows. "When you stub your toe"
Yeah
Yeah, I've always been an extremely animated person, even when I was a kid. I was always that guy making a
Weird ass facial expressions. So seeing it now on a
global scale is really fucking funny.
This took a whole month? I really don't think so.
Smii7y: Hey, it's ur boi skinny penis, welcome to Wendy's.
Panda: Hey hey
Smii7y: Heyyyyy
Panda: Didn't you used to work at taco bell?
Smii7y: Nawwww that was my...
Mini: Welcome to McDonald's.
Smii7y: What the fuck, how the shit is this happening
Holy shit!
Smii7y: Timeout, how are we at Wendy's and Mcdo...wait why am I at Wendy's?
Mini: Welcome to Wendy's, inside of Mcdonald's, inside of Wendy's ass, make I take your order?
(Laughs)
Kryoz: Hi guys, welcome to Chili's
Smii7y: Alright I'm just gonna kill both of you
(Gunshots commence) He actually spent a month on this
Mini: Can I get a waffle?
Smii7y: Alright I killed them both, they are both dead.
(Gunshots continue) Smii7y: Jesus Christ can you..
(Gunshots)
Smii7y: Taking shots lol
Smii7y: There's like two drive-thru employees taking shots at each other
(unanimous laughter)
(getting sick of captioning gunshots)
Smii7y: I GOTTA TAKE COVER! TAKE COVER!
(many pop pops)
Smii7y: God dammit, we are taking a lot of shots here.
Kryoz: RELOADING
Smii7y: Oh shit I gotta be careful. Hold on, hold on, hold on I...
(gunfire)
Smii7y: Oh shit! Jesus I gotta get the burst rifle, I gotta get it out.
(burst fire)
Kryoz: Hey, I'm making snacks!
Smii7y: Alright ok, ok, is he dead?
Panda: Hey, Hey
Smii7y: Oh shit he's still up.
Panda: excuse me?
Smii7y: Hey hey Panda, welcome to Wendys
(inaudible yelling and laughter)
(more shots ensue)
Kryoz: I didn't bring any ammo, you wanna have a truce?
Smii7y: Is it over? Yeah are we cool?
Mini: (In highly robotic fashion) I WANNA DIE!
Smii7y: Jesus Christ
Kryoz: Shoot that guy
Smii7y: Fuck this guy
Mini: HEY HEY HEY
Mini: I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals
(gunfire) (Mini laughs)
Panda: Hey excuse me
Smii7y: Hey hows it goin
Kryoz: Hey what do you want, some 9mm?
(more gunfire and laughter)
Panda: I was actually hoping for a Baconator?
Kryoz: Ok here you go
Mini: Sir this is Burger King, you came to the wrong place
Smii7y: Is that guy still alive?
Mini: STOP FUCKING TAKING SHOTS AT ME YOU PRICK!
(takes more shots at Mini)
Smii7y: Is he dead?
Kryoz: Public indecency!
Mini: So thank you for watching, like and subscribe, buh bye
Smii7y: Wow
Panda: Sounds like McDonald's closed, Wendy's are you still open?
Smii7y: Yeah what's up dude, this ur boi skinny pe...
Kryoz: Hi, this is Chilis.
Yo
(frivolous clapping)
I'm sado or sato well played
Jesus
And I was like "You've taken a whole month to make this it's a green screen." No, that is fucking gold.
OHHHHHH
My god, yes bless you. Thank you. "I'm sorry Brian, guess it'll never happen"
(Laughter)
It's creative
I'll give it that
Why does everyone give Brian so much shit about not being subscribed to.
I don't understand why this is like a thing
fucking terrible
Funny but Jesus
(Laughter)
Look, I don't know why I say underscore ok? Fuck you. Everybody gives me so much shit
Cuz when I say reddit slash or R slash whatever I always say underscore, and I don't fuckin know why. is this an underscore?
Fuck you guys, okay?
Fuck you
Fuck you guys, god damnit.
This is two and a half minutes
Mini: the fuck is that?
Felix: I'm coming to get you boi.
Mini: Nope, not today
Felix: I'm gonna eat your ass boi.
If they made a fucking story out of this
Mini: nope, nope, really? Fuck.
Mini: Pole
Mini: This it? fuck that.
Oh no
Stop stop making me stare felix's butt shit, please.
Mini: Let's go bitch!
Creator: Whoa, wait, what happened? Oh, yeah me. Okay. Well, I guess I'm talking now. Hi
Creator: Sorry to pause this epic fight scene. Apparently sadly it shan't ever be complete you see Mini
never gave me or gave anyone enough footage to give a full fight scene or at least from my own knowledge and
And also neither did PewDiePie again with my full knowledge,
so you're stuck with listening to me
yayyy
Okay, I know this sucks, but honestly it ain't my fault at all
Creator: Give me a moment I'll come up with something
Wait, I know
The best thing I can think of with little to no effort
here goes
(Kirin J Callinan - Big Enough (dank meme) begins to play)
(Screaming dubbed over by Mini screaming)
(Mini's hysterical)
You're a motherfucker you know that.
That's so fucking beautiful. I didn't think that's where that was going
So two things. One: if your classification of Felix
Shoving his ass in the air is a fight scene
You may need to rethink yourself. Two: I wasn't trying to make a fight scene
If you want me to make a fight scene then we should go make a fight scene
Maybe we should reach out to Felix and say, "hey you wanna make a green screen fight scene?" That would be fucking stupid
Bruh Bruh Bruh Bruh
Sami: Bravo
This is one of the best ideas I've ever had, and I didn't even have the idea
Oh, while you're here
Sami: I told you!
This is not what we were planning!
I did not plan for me to look like Ms. Doubtfires son
Sami: I didn't plan it either, but you know it kinda happens.
Sami: Even my dad was like (grandma noises)
Mini: I got so many fucking comments about this one well played well played.
Internet!
Y'all meet the fucking simmer down.
The Moby, worlds largest retail dildo at 3 foot.
To this day I have no idea who the fuck buys a
$549 3 foot dildo. What do you do with that? How massive
Do you have to be? Here we go. Look at the size. What do you do with something that size?
Seriously, the dick is nearly as girthy as her. Like how fucking
That's not even this at this point
So like oh if maybe if you're assholes this size
Which is fucking stupid if your asshole is this size, you're still not gonna get that up there
It is the size of her! you always hear the things about,
"Oh I'm gonna ruin her insides" or whatever the fuck
THAT WILL!
That will just push it all up and out of her mouth.
Y'all fucking nasty. Customer reviews,
this remarkably lifelike super dong (snickers)
It's already found good use is a hat stand, cat scratcher post
Too big for intended use but when I hollowed it out it made for a great backpack for school, Yep.
Like a Glove
And that's where this video gets demonitized, welcome to free content!
FBI finally caught onto Mini.
"Whats goin on out there?"
"FBI OPEN UP"
"Nope"
"Nope"
"FUCK"
(Laughter)
"FBI!"
WOAH!
Jesus! I like how I just stand there like "yep fuck it".
I'm running away at this point
I'm running away. And then I stand there like that. That doesn't add up. It's not very good storytelling
It's like, "Oh no they're coming for me! Oh no run away run away. Oh you're here?"
Let me just stand there get absolutely slaughtered.
I appreciate you guys. Come on. We need some good ass storytelling here,
some believable story telling.
(Mini noises)
There's nothing more irresistible than a man with a chin strap yelling
(Mini noises intensify)
"Is this a content?"
Yes, actually, yes.
Yeah, it is content for now because people watch it. If people don't watch it then it's a steaming pile of horseshit.
But until then for the hundreds of thousands you that keep coming back,
Reddit is content. Miney Ladd. It's a minute and a half long. Oh, I know what you've done.
I know what you've done.
"You know, out of all the places I expected to be in the world,
this is the last place I expected to be."
Yeah, it's 2018 who the fuck uploads minecraft anymore
"Astonishing." Yeah, you know my channels gone to shit if I'm uploading minecraft again.
"Don't bother"
"Fuck" (Mini laughs) "Oh god where'd it go?"
Subtle
"All this time and effort, and you spent it on that?"
I did that shit all the time, massive throbbing dicks In minecraft. Yes
"Thought you knew better"
You've done well
because if anyone uploads minecraft in 2018
That's a yikes out of 10.
Reason I say that because every gaming channels gone to fucking Fortnite
Who likes shitty clickbait and lego style games.
Fortnite, it's just brought out the absolute worst in people,
absolute worst.
You thought clickbait on YouTube was bad before Fortnite? Well fuck-a-doodle-doo you're in for a surprise.
Just type in Fortnite, and just wonder
Wonder about this shit how to ride a meteor, fuck off!
"When you nut, but she keep zoinkin."
(intense cringe)
You know, I'm gonna leave it there
This has been the first page. if you want, I can continue on and we'll just keep going top all-time, and look at the ones
We haven't seen before. "Why Mini Ladd" We'll watch one more.
Panda: Here I'll keep it on blue that's fine,
I can do that. I got lots of those.
Mini: Well, let's keep it on blue
(Mini laughs at his own stupidity)
"You chose to go with that"
(Mini goes nuts)
Okay, look I understand that was a bad idea..
That's a fucking brilliant way to leave that thank you everyone so much for watching, that's brilliant.
If you guys want to do another one of these, link in the description to the green screen stuff. Make em' yourself
Throw em' up on the subreddit.
Let me know in the comments where you post it so I can go have a look.
Thanks to everyone for bringing this subreddit alive, which is crazy to me
You are all beautiful bastards, just letting you know that.
But, until next time, like, subscribe, all that stuff.
I'll talk to y'all in the next one.
Byeeeee!
