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Yo, we're coming at you live from Camp Wawanakwa

somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario

I'm your host Chris MacLean

Dropping season one of the hottest new reality show on television right now

Here's the deal 22 campers have signed up to spend eight weeks right here at this crummy old summer camp they'll compete in challenges

Against each other then have to face the judgment of their fellow campers

Every three days one team will either win a reward or watch one of their team members walk down the dock of shame

Take a ride on the loser boat and leave total drama island for good

Their fate will be decided here at the dramatic

Campfire ceremonies where each week all but one camper will receive a marshmallow

In the end only one will be left standing and will be rewarded with cheesy tabloid Fame and a

Small portion which let's face it they'll probably blow in a week to survive. They'll have to battle black spies

grizzly bears

Disgusting camp food. Aina and

Each other every moment will be caught on one of the hundreds of cameras situated all over the camp

Who will crumble under the pressure find out here right now on?

total

Island

Mommy

In my way

Welcome back to total drama island. Alright, it's time to meet our first 11 campers

We told them they'd all be staying at this five-star resort. So if they seem a little Tod that's probably why

What's up, it's so nice to meet you. Wow. You're much shorter in real life

Thanks

DJ

Yo, Chris McLean. How's it going? Hey, you sure you got the right place here

Where's the hot tub at yo Dawg this is it. Can't Baldwin aqua

Hmm looked a lot different on the application form. Hey Gwen

You mean we're staying here no you're staying here

My crib is an Airstream with AC that way I did not sign up for this

Actually you did

The great thing about lawyers is they make lots of copies I

Am not staying here cool. I hope you can swim though because your ride just laugh

Jerk

Chris mcclain

Fuck man. It's an honor to meet you man. The Jeffster

Welcome to the island, man

Thanks, man. They say man one more time. I'm gonna puke

Everybody, this is Lindsay

Not too shabby hi. Okay. You look so familiar. I'm Chris McClain

The host of the show, oh that's where I know you from

Yeah

Heather looks like her your new friends for the next eight weeks

Duncan dude, I don't like surprises

Yeah, your parole officer warned me about that ma'am

You also told me to give him a haul or any time and have you returned to juvie

Okay, then

Did you buy the camp fire gorgeous drop dad you skis

I'm calling my parents you cannot make me stay here

Ladies and gentlemen

My shoes wicked wipeout man

Welcome to camp Harold

What's he looking at

So you mean the show, is that a crappy summer camp but not on some big stage or something. You got it

Yes

That is so much more favorable to my skills

Contestant number nine is

Trent hey good to meet you man. Saw you on that figure skating show. Nice work. Hey, thanks, man

I knew I rocked that show. I thought that one of the guys dropped his partner on her head though

They got immunity that way lucky. I hope I get dropped on my head

meet you

So this is it

All righty then

Hey, what's up, all right our

Surfer chick Brigitte is here

Plays board. This ain't Malibu honey. I thought we were going to be on a beach we are

Great all right that makes oh

Darn it

Hey guys, hey

I'm Jeff

What's up?

Dang, watch the board man. Hi. Are you bad Hey

Okay, we've all met surfer girl. Can we get on with the show? Please? Someone missed their double cappuccino macchiato this morning get bent

Our

Next camper is no, uh, you got my memo about my life-threatening allergies

Sure. Someone did good. Is this where we're staying? No, it's your mother's house, and we're throwing a party

Cute nice piercings original do them yourself? Yeah, what one?

No, thanks. Can I have my lip back, please?

Thanks

Baby hey, how you doing? How's it going?

Feel free to quit now and save yourself some trouble cuts. I came to win Oh, what's up? My brother? See some sugar, baby

I've never seen a girl like you in real life before

Excuse me, your real big and loud. What did you say to me? Oh, no, you did it

You have not seen anything yet. I'll show you big, baby

All right campers settle down

Sadie Katie, welcome to your new home for eight weeks. Oh

My gosh, Sadie look it's a summer camp. Okay. I always wanted to go to summer camp

ZQ, what's up, man? We think I see a bird

Okay, look dude, I know you don't get out much

I've been homeschooled your whole life raised by freaky prairie people just don't say much and try not to get kicked off too early

Okay. Yes, sir

that's just

Wow

Cody the coaster the code Meister

Dudes like to beer man. See the ladies have already arrived. All right

Save it short stuff

Eva nice glad you can make it. Oh

Oh, what's in there dumbbells, yes, she's all yours man Oh

Chris what's happening? This is awesome. Oh

And welcome

Awesome to be here man. Yeah

Man, this is just so

awesome

Yes, awesome

whoa

Are you gonna be on my team? Oh, I sure hope so

Oh you're about finished

Sorry, dude, I'm just so psyched cool and here comes parking

Thank you

Hi, you must be the other contestants, it's really nice to meet you all. How's it going? I'm going nice to meet you. Oh

Wow

This is Justin welcome to total drama island, thanks Chris, this is great

Just so you know, we picked you based entirely on your looks I can deal with that. I

like your pants

Thanks, man, cuz they look like they're all worn out

Did you buy them like that? Uh, no just had them for a while. Oh

cool

Bad guys should be seriously hurt

That felt so good

Except for hitting my chin. It's a summer camp then it's so cool. Do you have to stay here?

That is a good call first things first

We need a group photo for the promos everyone on the end of the dock

Okay, one two three

Oops, okay, forgot the lens cap

Okay, hold that pose one

- oh

No, wait

Cards fault hang on. Come on, man. My face is starting to freeze. Got it. Okay

Everyone say why not?

Okay guys dry off and meet at the campfire pit in ten

This is camp Wawanakwa your home for the next eight weeks

The campers sitting around you will be your cabin mates your competition and maybe even your friends you dig

The camper who manages to stay on total drama island the longest without getting voted off will win

$100,000. Excuse me. What will the sleeping arrangements be because I like to request a bunk under her

They're not co-ed. Are they? No?

Girls get one side of each cabin and dudes get the other. Excuse me, Kyle

Can I have a cabin with the lake view since I'm the prettiest? Okay, you are

but that's not really how it works here and

It's Chris. I have to live a city or I'll die and I'll break out in hives. It's true

This cannot be happening. Oh

Come on guys. It'll be fun. It's like a big sleepover. At least you don't have to sleep next to him

Here's the deal we're gonna split you into two teams if I call your name out go stand over there Gwen

Trent Heather

Cody

Lindsay Beth

Katie

Owen

Leshawna Justin and

Noah from this moment on you are officially known as

The screaming Gophers

Yeah

I'm a gopher. Whoa

Wait, what about Sadie the rest of you over here Jeff?

Bridget

DJ

Tyler

Sadie

Izzy

Courtney

Zekiel

Duncan

Eva and Harold

Katie's a golfer. I have to be a golfer Sadie is it come on? It'll be okay. This is so unfair

You guys will officially be known as

Doc killer

Awesome it's like

amazing

All right campers

You and your team will be on camera in all public areas during this competition

You will also be able to share your innermost thoughts on tape with video diaries anytime you want

Let the audience at home know what you're really thinking or just get something off your chest

Okay so far this sucks, I don't get it where's the camera guy

Hey everyone check this out. I have something very important to say

All right, any questions cool, let's find your cabins

Gophers you're in the east cabin bass. You're in the West

Bunk beds

Isn't this a little summer camp? That's the idea genius?

Shut up weird goth girl. You're so smart. I feel that shouldn't you be on the boys side?

Where are the outlets, I have to plug in my straightening iron. There are some in the communal bathrooms just across the way

Communal bathrooms, but I'm not Catholic not

Communion come you know, it means we shower together

idiot

I'm glad we're in our own cabin with just guys. You know what? I mean? I

Mean no, I didn't mean it like that. I love chicks. I just don't want to sleep near them

I mean

Excuse me, Chris. Is there a

chaperone of any kind in this facility

Here all 16 years old as old as a counselor in training at a regular summer camp

so other than myself you

Unsupervised. You've got a half an hour to unpack and meet me back at the main lodge

starting now nice

Oh

Man that girl could scream kill it that

Was my bed

Well, that's one way to kill a cockroach

Awesome. If you ever see one of those again, just let me know. Okay, cuz you know I could do that, too

They always go for the jocks

Listen up I serve it three times a day and you'll eat it three times a day

Rabbit ray get the food and sit your butts down

Excuse me. Will we be getting all the major food group?

Yeah, cuz I get hypoglycemic real bad if I don't get enough sugar you'll get a whole lot of

Have a cow, what was that?

Come closer fat boy. I didn't hear you. Oh

I didn't really say anything important. I'm sure you didn't you Ronna kid. Give me your plate

Girl oh

It's gonna be like that is it

Excuse me. My nutritionist says I shouldn't eat any white sugar white flour or like dairy. I

Don't think that's gonna be a problem

Cool. Okay. I hate to be predictable and complain on the first day, but I think mine just moved, right?

Okay, then

Welcome to the main lodge. Yo, my man. Can we order a pizza?

Whoa, it's cool. G brown. Slop is cool. Right guys

Your first challenge begins in one hour. What do you think?

They'll make us do it's our first challenge. How hard can it be Oh,

Next time on total drama island

Your first task is to jump off this

1,000 foot high cliff into the lake

I'm looking at this guy and thinking there's no way he's gonna make it. I actually thought if he jumps this

He's gonna die. I'm going to die. Now. I'm going to frickin die now

You

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