Practice English Speaking&Listening with: Kud - Gezicht

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I'm sick of my stupid face.

What are you doing?

I'm going for the cocoon-form because i'm done with my wurmlike face.

So I can transform into a beautiful and majestic butterfly.

No longer will I have a face that makes my mom cry.

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do this in my house.

Leave me alone for about 8 to 16 days please!

Cater-CHILL-er out, man.

Fuck off man!

30 minutes later....

Toilet paper.

I definitely should've brought toilet paper....

How do caterpillars do it anyway?

Day 3 or something.

Yeah, I can't find it.

Just search for 'Do catterpillars poop in the cocoon'!

Somewhere around 8 -16 days.

I'm done!

*whistling sound*

So. Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most beautiful of them all now?

Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jol- Okay. But who's the runner up?

Your mother.

My mom!? Are you crazy?

What do you want from me man? You're asking for my opinion right?

Tastes differ man...

Yeah, but... my mom?

Yeah whatever. It's not like many people visit this bathroom. So I don't have much to compare to.

Yeah if the door is open I can see like half of the tv for about 30 minutes..

But personally Ieniemienie doesn't really do it for me.

But you see me as well, right?

Yuh.

..Well?

Well what?

Oh...

Oh! Ofcourse! You obviously are the most beautiful ever!

What are the chances? That I would be in the presence of the most beautiful person on earth!

I am surely blessed!

I am such a lucky dog!

Especially the trunk thingy..

Is it a trunk

?

I think it just looks fantastic on you!

Sublime!

Well now it doesn't feel sincere.

WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK THE MIRROR IN THE KITCHEN THEN?

I'd rather not talk to the mirror in the kitchen.

I feel like he's a bit...racist.

Did you lay in the sun again?

No, I don't like it.

No.

I feel very uncomfortable.

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I HAVE A CRAMP IN MY FOOT

LET IT END

IT WILL NEVER END

JUST FINISH ME!

AAAAH AAAAH

END MY SUFFERING!

DEATH, COME AND GET ME!

They say that if you pull your toes back-

Ah that's better.

I CAN SEE THE LIGHT!

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