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DANA.

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IF HE COULD CHANGE A TIRE, MAYBE

YOU COULD CHANGE THE WORLD.

>> I'M CHANGING THE TIRE ON THIS

TRUCK.

IT'S THE ONE, THAT WENT GREAT.

IT BEATS WATCHING HIM CLIP HIS

EAR HAIR.

>> WHEN YOU DON'T GET IT CUT, IT

CAN BE NASTY.

>> Greg: YEAH, DRAGGING YOU TO

THE DENTIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF

HIS GAPING MOUTH.

>> SO, I'M HERE AT THE DENTIST,

AND WE ARE GOING TO CONTINUE OUR

SERIES ON THE PEOPLE AT THE

BORDER.

>> Greg: SO WHAT'S NEXT FOR

SLENDER MAN?

WHAT OTHER IMPERSONATIONS OF A

REGULAR GUY CAN HE DO?

CAN HE HAMMER A NAIL INTO THE

COFFIN OF HIS DEAD CAMPAIGN OR

DIG A DITCH WHERE HE CAN BURY

THE UNSOLD COPIES OF

"VANITY FAIR"?

MEANWHILE, SHE GETS AN EAR FULL

OF REALITY FROM A FOREIGNER.

FARMER >> I

DON'T AGREE WITH THAT.

[LAUGHS]

>> Greg: THE TRUTH LEFT HER

COLD AS, LOVE FINDS NO.

>> OKAY.

I WANT TO MAKE YOUR HEALTH CARE

WAY YOU LIKE IT.

>> Greg: THEN SHE THREW HER

BEHIND BARS.

WHILE THAT WAS BAD.

NEITHER LIZ OR MARLA FEEL

COMFORTABLE.

THEN THERE'S TRUMP.

LOVE HIM OR HATE HIM, HE'S

ACHIEVED ONE GREAT THING.

BY COMPARISON, HE MAKES EVERY

POLITICIAN WHO STILL ACTS LIKE

ONE LOOK KIND OF FUNNY.

NEVER LET HIS UNIQUE PERSONALITY

BECOME SUBSERVIENT.

YOU'D THINK THEY'D FIGURE THIS

OUT BY NOW.

YOU AREN'T GOING TO BEAT TRUMP

WITH LET'S PRETEND WE ARE REAL.

YOU WIN BY BEING REAL.

TOO BAD THAT'S NOT AN OPTION FOR

THE DEMOCRATS.

THE ONLY REAL PEOPLE THEY HAVE

SEEM TO BE IGNORED OR MOCKED,

LIKE MARIANNE.

THE OTHERS, COOKIE-CUTTER

CLONES.

HERE'S THE COOKIE MONSTER.

THE THING IS, DANA, EVERYBODY

JUST KIND OF LOOKS FAKE.

TRUMP BROKE THAT, AND IT CAN'T

EVER BE THE SAME, AND THERE'S

ONLY ONE PERSON ON THAT

BATTLEFIELD THAT CAN MATCH HIM.

AND I THINK WE KNOW WHO THAT IS.

>> Greg: MARIANNE?

>> Greg: MARIANNE WILLIAMSON.

SHE'S NOT PRETENDING TO BE

ANYBODY.

SHE'S THE REAL DEAL.

SHE'S FIGHTING A PSYCHOLOGICAL

BATTLE, WHICH MAKES ARE

DIFFERENT THAN ALL THOSE OTHERS.

>> Dana: THE INTERESTING THING

THAT YOU JUST SAID IS THAT THE

BACKFIRE IN AND EXPOSES THEIR ON

THE HEALTH CARE PIECE WITH

KAMALA HARRIS, IT'S LIKE, WAIT,

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY FOR?

AND HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU ARE

GOING TO DO THESE THINGS WITHOUT

MESSING ANYTHING ELSE UP?

WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT

HEALTH CARE TO A SENIOR CITIZEN,

THEY LOVE THEIR MEDICARE AND

THEY DON'T BELIEVE THAT THEIR

MEDICARE WILL REMAIN THE SAME IF

YOU PROVIDE MEDICARE FOR ALL.

THEY NOTE THAT THAT ISN'T

POSSIBLE.

BETO HAS THIS PROBLEM OF NOT

LOOKING AUTHENTIC, LIKE A

GIMMICK.

LET'S PUT ASIDE WHAT HAPPENED IN

EL PASO.

BUT, THE STUFF THAT HE DID, LIKE

AT THE DENTIST.

AND THEN YOU HAVE WARREN.

HER LEFT-WING AGENDA IS PRETTY

MUCH DONE ON ARRIVAL OF MIDDLE

AMERICA.

IT IS TARGETING, ZEROING IN ON

THEIR BIGGEST VULNERABILITY.

WE WANT WHAT CAN THEY DO?

IT SEEMS LIKE THEY CAN'T FIGURE

IT OUT.

THEY ARE KIND OF IN A PICKLE.

>> THEY ARE IN A PICKLE.

THAT'S A GOOD WAY OF PUTTING IT.

I THINK ONE OF THE GREAT THINGS

THAT TRUMP DID WAS DESTROY THE

FAKENESS OF AMERICAN

PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNING.

I HATE THIS BUSINESS WHERE THEY

TRY TO DEMONSTRATE THEIR

AUTHENTICITY BY, WE KNOW HE

DOESN'T CHANGE TIRES.

IN A VEHICLE THAT IT HAD ITS

TIRES DONE BY BETO O'ROURKE

ANYWAY.

WE WANT WHY A GERMAN AUTO WAY,

MARK?

>> Mark: I'M IN NEW YORK.

IT'S A CRAZY STATE IN MANY WAYS.

>> Greg: IT IS.

>> Katie: ONE OF THE THINGS

ABOUT TRUMP IS, IT'S A

BIPARTISAN THING.

I LIVE IN NEW HAMPSHIRE.

WE DON'T GET THE MYPILLOW ADDS.

WE JUST GET THESE POLITICAL ADS

ALL THE TIME.

I'M PROUD TO SAY I WAS BORN THE

SON OF A MAILMAN.

HE WAS A LEHMAN BROTHERS.

HE IS THE BROTHER OF A LEHMAN.

HE SAYS "I'M PROUD TO SAY I WAS

THE SON OF A --"

I'M PROUD TO SAY I GREW UP THE

SON OF A PRESIDENT.

WE HAD IT TOUGH ACT THEN.

TRUMP DESTROYED ALL THAT.

YOU CAN'T GO BACK TO IT.

>> Greg: YOU.

WHAT ABOUT, THE MOST AUTHENTIC

PERSON BEHIND MARIANNE IS

BERNIE.

HE'S THE REAL DEAL.

>> Mark: FIRST OF ALL, I'M

STUNNED.

>> Juan: HE IS NOW THE BIGGEST

FAN OF MARIANNE WILLIAMSON IN

THE WORLD.

THIS IS A TOTAL SET UP.

>> Greg: YOU ARE READING IT

INCORRECTLY.

>> Juan: I KNOW, BECAUSE I'M

ALWAYS WRONG.

HUMANIZING POLITICIANS IS

AMERICA'S APPLE PIE.

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THERE.

YOU DON'T TELL YOUR CANDIDATE TO

GET HUMAN, TO BE AUTHENTIC, YOU

ARE NOT A POLITICAL CONSULTANT.

IF SOMEBODY TOLD THE

DONALD TRUMP, "WHY DON'T YOU

HIRE SOMEONE TO STAND AROUND."

I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED.

>> Greg: IT'S A TV SHOW.

IT'S ALWAYS GOING TO BE A TV

SHOW FOR TRUMP.

BUT HE'S NATURAL.

HE'S NATURAL NATURAL.

>> Juan: A TACO BOWL ON

CINCO de MAYO?

>> Mark: THAT WAS DEHUMANIZING

DEHUMANIZING.

>> Greg: ONE, YOU KNOW WHO

TRUMP DOESN'T TALK ABOUT?

MARIANNE WILLIAMSON.

HE DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HER.

>> Dana: EARLY ON, I THINK IT

WAS AT ONE OF THE DEBATES, YOU

SAID, SHE'S THE ONLY ONE UP

THERE THAT IS ACTUALLY TALKING

TO PEOPLE IN A LANGUAGE THAT

THEY CAN UNDERSTAND.

>> Juan: THE GOOD THING ABOUT

HER IS THAT SHE SAYS YOU CAN'T

OUTRUN ANYBODY.

YOU'VE GOT TO TALK TO THEM ON AN

EMOTIONAL LEVEL.

REMEMBER, SHE SAID TRUMP IS

DARKNESS AND HATRED AND YOU'VE

GOT TO COME WITH LOVE AND LIGHT.

>> Greg: THAT IS A COHESIVE

ARGUMENT.

>> Juan: BUT IT'S ALL ABOUT

PERFORMANCE.

>> I GET WHAT THEY WANT TO SEEM

RELATABLE.

REMEMBER PRESIDENT OBAMA.

I THINK IT'S REALLY SAD THAT YOU

NEED CONSULTANTS TO TELL

POLITICIANS TO BE A HUMAN.

BUT I THINK IT'S SAD, BECAUSE IT

WOULD BE FINE IF BETO WERE OUT

THERE.

HE CHANGED THE TIRE THE WAY I

CHANGE A TIRE.

IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO

EVERYBODY.

THEY ARE TRIPPING OVER THERE OWN

FEET TO TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHAT

THEIR VOTERS WANT.

THIS ONE WORKED RUNNING AGAINST

SOMEBODY LIKE MITT ROMNEY.

I THINK IT WOULD WORK AGAINST

SOMEBODY WHO WAS A PROGRAM TO

CANDIDATE.

BUT THEY ARE RUNNING AGAINST THE

GUY WHO WON BY JUST SAYING

WHATEVER HE HAD TO SAY, BEING

HIMSELF.

SOMETIMES HE'S NOT POLITICALLY

CORRECT, SO IT DOESN'T WORK.

THEY SHOULD SPEND LESS TIME

TRYING TO DO THIS AND TRYING TO

FIGURE OUT, HEY, WHO ARE

RERUNNING AGAINST AND IF WE

ACTUALLY WIN, DOMINIC.

SAY WHAT HE'S GOT TO SAY.

>> Juan: THAT'S WHY HE WALKS

UP BEHIND HILLARY CLINTON AND

LOOKS LIKE A --

HE DOES ALL OF THESE THINGS.

>> HE MAKES MISTAKES.

HE MAKES MISTAKES, ONE, BUT IT'S

REAL.

HE'S THAT DOMINIC GOT THAT FEEL

OF THIS IS HOW HE WOULD FEEL.

>> Juan: THAT'S WHY WHEN I SIT

AROUND, I GET ALL THE WOMEN WHO

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