Im an idiot that reviews movies and today Ill be reviewing, Bird Box:
In this movie, there are scary things and if you look at them, you kill yourself:
The film features academy award winning actress Sandra Bullock, whose never been in a bad scene:
Subtle character actor Machine Gun Kelly:
AND JOHN MALKOVICH
The writing is okay, with some cheesy moments I dont like and some alright moments that
I do: The characters are also pretty generic and
Im only ever gonna remember one of them: But I am VERY impressed that the monsters
are never shown directly and the string of tense sequences kept me entertained throughout
the movie.
Another thing I like is that crazy hooligans arent affected by the monsters so people
are even more suspicious of each other than usual:
The movie also has some pretty cool shots.
If I had to rate this Id give it 70 Sarah Paulson dance moves out of 100 Cyrus the virus
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