Practice English Speaking&Listening with: TRY NOT TO LAUGH CHALLENGE #9 w/ DAMIEN

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Olivia: My name is John but I don't work at the Swiss Co Factory and I like girls (It was kinda inaudible so I guessed a bit)

[Challenge Pit intro playing]

[Olivia] Hi! What's up guys?! [Everyone in the background is Woahing and Wooing]

Guess who we're here with? [Shane] Uh Oh! [Olivia continuing] Yup! That's right Damien Haas

[Damien] Hi friends! Aww you guys are nice

[Olivia] We are going to be doing a try not to laugh video with Damien Haas!

[Shayne] We're back and this one's.. we got some anime wigs

[Shane] I'm gonna just have some fun with- [Damien] Really? [Shane] Yeah we got some anime wigs

So who's going first?

[Keith] He's in the hot seat, do you want to go first?

[Courtney] No he's the hardest

I'm not feeling very giggly but okay

[About everyone is talking at the same time] [Keith] Oh alright fine, let's do this

[Olivia] Oh also no touching right? [Shane] No touching n-no touching

[Round One fire sound plays]

If this is your first try not to laugh challenge, 1. what the heck is wrong with you? 2.

I have to put this water in my mouth and they have to get me to spit it out by giggling.

[Courtney] Are you ready?

[Lowkey Sexual Music plays]

[Highkey Sexual Music plays as Courtney makes weird noises]

(Omfg Courtney wtf are you doing with that poor monkey?!!??!?!)

(Leave the poor child alone!!!!)

(Oh shit I gotta sneeze)

(I held it in)

(This makes me hungry)

(My pinkie finger went numb)

(Oh okay I can feel it again)

[Dinger goes off]

[Damien groans]

[Damien] Okay [Inaudible]

[Music plays]

(Oh shit i cant feel my pinkie again)

[Noah with a Country Accent] I'm very excited to introduce to you my brand new baby girl... Corn Dust!

[Dinger goes off]

There. She was born with a full head of hair

[Courtney yells and Noah makes weird noises]

[Music]

(RIP my finger)

Mr. Rick Berg I have some

I have some good news and I have some bad news. The good news is we found your son who's been missing for 20 years. He's healthy

He's fine

unfortunately, he is... a massive fan of James Corden if you don't want to make contact with him... here he is---[Keith] Hold on na, na, na, nuu.. James Corden is--

[Dinger goes off as everyone laughs]

[Laughing]

[Damien] He could do Porky Pig style the cowboy hat like

[Shane mimicking Porky Pick] mY naMeS JaMEs CorDeN

[Olivia] OHMYGOD, oh GOD the urine storm is at a level 10! Oh god there's just pee everywhere!

[Olivia] And I'm reporting live for channel 4 news, be careful of the urine, there's poop coming down from the clouds

[Shane] OH there's poop everywhere!! Oh no! [Olivia, Courtney and Shane yelling]

[Shane] Who put a cracker barrel up there?! [Olivia] [Unintelligible] Be careful!!

[Shane] Aw this is what happens

(imma finish this later i gotta peeee)

[Keith] Roll song for you like to hear it here go.

I just slept with my cousin some nuts

I was buzzed and I'm talking about that f*cking loving thang

[laughter]

My cousin is pregnant and I don't know who did it I'm talking about that dude over there. Yeah

(why tf are you dancing like that shayne?)

*fail buzzer*

(laughter)

[Damien] God that last face just blows

[Damien] Either Courtney takes over me or the combo of Shane transitioning to Keith over there like that was

It was the aLlyyOO use a layup and then Keith was like spike

Yeah, and then you pop fly into the end zone Olivia's like slam dunk

So thirsty, oh here's the water oh, you're just giving this to me for free yeah Wow

Hi 911, this is the [inaudible]

Yo, what's up dawg drinks are on me cuz I got good news, I just got my girlfriend prAgNant, but she's 85

So we're giving birth to a ghost!!!

Oh!!!

Oh!!! OOOohhhh!!

Pastor I have sinned I slapped a black man's ass

with a tennis racket

please

Will you please baptize my daughter, Trishanie, she has seen a horrible act

Did you just spit on her baby?

She has been baptized

I'm you trying to make music

Okay, let's talk about this thing called comedy

See what you said was so disrespectful. why? but true

Dares it's not a company more. I just run around up we buy drugs

Damian definitely is the most stupid for talking about ...

He not only was gonna buy me drinks in celebration of his girlfriend being pregnant, but that it was gonna be a ghost

Because she was 85

Well never guess who got banned from the pier one again

There I was standing outside trying to get some imported goods when there's a gaggle of pigeons.

I think they're trying to stage a coup

What musical am I?

Cats, ow f*ck!! jelephant pits

Did you really spit that out? I didn't even get nowhere

Hi, welcome to Long John Silver's

No w-w-wait I'm not done yet! All right, so order up

So number two that's a family meal feeds all the kids

I'm giving head, you want one?

Howdy brother, do you know what time it is? Huh? You know, that means it's time for the

TROOOOLLL LUAU , woo woo woo woo yeaaaaah

The time was at 420! by the way. Wow, this is the most you've ever laughed. I feel like I don't think I've ever made you laugh in one of these. you guys all made me laugh it was it was really really pleasant

And I'm telling you.. We're tryna unionize!! we starting small but everybody at the Swiss milk factory are Lebanese SIGN THE PETITION!

I think what prevented me from laughing is just the shock of the situation. I think I was like what is happening?

Hiya kids. Heya kids. It's a 3 p.m. On a Tuesday. You know what that meansa? you're gonna die tonight b*tch

What's up

She's sat on a bowling pin

Alright

Hello there everyone your principal asked me today to come in order to talk about possible careers that you could have in the future

So I'm going to talk today. Oh my goodness

looks like a student came on stage

I wanted to talk

about what it's like to be an astronaut

One of the things about being an astronaut is that you have to have all of your vitamins because being in space is very difficult

On your body. So NASA

Installs luckily on each and every one of us a direct vitamin tube so that we can have things like omega-3

I gotta admit

This was the most commitment on this show I've ever seen everyone really really went for it like Olivia and Courtney kissed

Non-stop, and then Keith sat on a bowling pin

two please... HI!

And so another case had been solved the mystery of Noah's friends dead-ass pet complete

But one question still remains

Where do babies come from?

Why won't anyone tell me does a man stick his pen pen into the ladies bajimbas

Or is there something else involved?

Does the woman have to sit on the egg for nine months before it hatches or can a man take over? if the man

poops

during intercourse

Will that make the baby come out all weird?

I think what I'm saying is you're under arrest

Copacabana

We can have a life and it can change we're at the Copa Copacabana

do you take the cruise two?

Nina she was a showgirl

So what brings you to Houston

Yeah, can I get a glass of milk, please

Let's draw

Can I also get a hose

You know if Olivia was in that situation she would yell that out. Oh

My goodness, I don't know what it is. I just got like Olivia you like tagging along - like living on Friday

for short

My husband and I are looking for a home can we stay at your house tonight?

Hi my husband and I are-

The change of her voice as if it would sway my decision in a different way

You know where I can get some crack

You don't talk? do you know I can get some crack nope.

Hey mom, can we jam on something that's been bugging me lately?

All the guys in my class have already gotten their periods. I'm the last one not to

So Courtney I was thinking that I would go into like some sort of ventriloquist stand-up act so I thought maybe I could like

Try it on you my first shows in New York. So I thought that I would try something. That's this

I don't know maybe about the area

What do you think any nuts no, I'll try I can try my next

One is 6 inches

I think I could work on the voice. No, I really just need feedback like your commitment alone like

You're just like the fact that you're just here ok, so show up and people will laugh? ok. Thank you

Hi Papa John's

You're my favorite pizza place

Check this out though. Hi little scissors. You're my favorite pizza place. So, what's this though?

Hi dad, yeah

What?

I thought you and Mom were working things out

Okay, no, I thought I okay so I'll see you on weekends

Yeah, it's okay, um, no, I was just calling to say you're my favorite pizza place

My parents got divorced about during like that's real

Thank You Damien so much for coming on you always make it so fun

You guys are so nice, you can find him on Smosh games. Yeah

daddy stop

That boy, we do all sorts of crazy silly shenanigans over on Smosh games and we often have guests from over here, too

Thank you very much for having me and I appreciate it

Who else we should bring on?

Yeah, we love we love people or if there's somebody you just don't like let us know we'll kick them out

We'll make the punishment for not making someone laugh death don't make anyone laugh you die

Alright guys byeeee!!

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