Legendary Verses
Batman
vs
Joker
The night sky is starless
Gotham consumed by darkness
It's most heartless wildcard
Has once again escaped from Arkham
Fight
Hey Batman it's me
The Jokester you see
The one who can't be beat
and the one who dirties the streets
insane in the brain
I'm so far from sane
I'll hit you with a bat... man
now let's play a game
why so serious
let's play mano y mano
you and Robin I'll get you two
Like I am Bono
your arch nemesis
play you like I'm playing Sega Genesis
a menace like Dennis is
Scars fro smiles
a smile that's bent
let's play good cop and bad cop
where's Harvey Dent
your ballistics are weak
and yes I'm a sadistic freak
but don't impeded on my plans
or I'll end you... you beep
and Robin you're next
and may I suggest
That i you wanna impress Batman
you should lose your red vest
and that's the truth
mister pretty boy
Mr. master Bruce
with so many screws loose in your brain
how the hell did you deduce I was Bruce Wayne
whoa whoa whoa
I didn't it was a shot in the dark
but I guess that I hit my mark
shut up!
I don't play poker
even if I did I wouldn't deal with Jokers
let's call a spade a spade
you're an insane clown who masquerades
through town crazed setting Gotham ablaze
and I'm just a man in a cape... unafraid
on a mission no let me rephrase
just a Batman in a cape on a crusade
see that signal in the night skies that bat symbol
there to symbolize to bad guys
it's time to run and hide
wait out the Dark Knight til sunrise
but hiding isn't your style
you're a little more explosive
Jokers Wild a little more repulsive and vile
just look at that atrocious smile
you see it's cold out...
my lips are peeling
you hurt my feelings
and you... you should smile more often
you don't want Robin growing up rotten
I tried to copy and paste
a smile onto your face
but it kept on getting erased
maybe I should cut to the chase
a sharp knife will lighten the mood
a dark night illuminated by the moon
give you a smile that can brighten a whole room
boo hoo
you lost your mom and dad
they're gone it's time to move on
come on Dark Knight it's almost dawn
losing my parents was a curveball
but that's why we fall
to learn to rise up and stand tall
I was chocked u... I was so young
but I tightened my grip on the bat and swung
it stung... but if it hadn't happened...
Batman would of never begun
it began when I fell into an old abandoned well
I was scared but I flew out of there like a bat outta hell
I lost my parents but I found myself
I'm batman
which was tough
cause I'm a master of stealth
nothing to fear but fear itself
and what liew within my utility belt
Batman just is in a league of his own
took down the whole Justice League alone
You're right...
Gotham deserves a better class of criminal
so I'll send this class clown
to the school principle
it's true I find killing villains taboo
but I have no issues with killing jokes
so the jokes on you
cause killing this Joker is long overdue
