Arin: How many rednecks does it take to eat a Possum? Two, one to eat and-
Dan: One to eat?
Arin: If the local fauna is mainly made of possums, gators, jackalopes, bobcats, racoons and armadillos
Arin: You are probab-
Arin: Son of a bitch!
Dan: On to the jamboree!
Arin: On to the jamboree.
Arin: I'm a part of the motherfucking jamboree!
Dan: Alright well I'm excited.
Dan: I mean- Arin:My titties are
Arin: Ready to squeeze!
Dan: Wh- What does that mean, exactly?
Arin: It means my titties are gonna be squeezed!
Dan: I'll take- I'll take your word for it.
Arin: Billy-bob, Ray Dan: Oh, choose my redneck!
Dan: They're exactly the same. Arin: Ray and Billy-Bob.
Arin: They're wearing different clothes, Dan.
Arin: Shoot everything that moves on the screen. The player with the most points wins the event.
Dan: Just shoot! Go for it!
Dan: Just shoot a bunch of shit!
Dan: *Burps* Oh God.
Arin: Ba-Balloon- Bagloon.
Arin: I got the bear.
Dan: You got the berr.
Dan: Where all these balloons come from?!
Arin: Stop throwing shit at me!
Arin: I can't shoot fast enough.
Arin: Just like fucking bullet hell, like-
Arin: They just start playing Euro Beat, it's like-
*Arin imitates Euro beat*
*Dan imitates Euro beat*
Arin: Gotta shoot that racoon.