- Not to be racist but...
Not to sound racist, but...
Not to sound racist...
My Grandma hates collards.
Wait, is that racist?
Why isn't there a White Entertainment Television?
The Jews were slaves too.
You don't hear us complaining about it all the time.
Is it like, bad to do black face?
Is that still like, a thing?
You can say the N word but I can't?
How is that OK?
My best friend was black.
I mean, she's still black.
And we're not really friends any more.
Oh my God, I'm practically black!
I told you to stop borrowing my lotion.
Why is my computer acting so ghetto?
This is so ghetto.
I'm not really into black guys though.
So cute for a black guy, right?
That one kinda looks like you...
Tenisha, what did you do to my computer?
Can I touch it?
Okay, I'm already touching it a little.
Is this real?
Is this all yours?
Wait, it's not real?
It is. It is, okay. Sorry.
Kinda feels like a brillo pad.
Oh, did that hurt? Oh, sorry. Sorry.
You guys can do so much with your hair.
Kinda feels like Cheetos.
Hey, do you know a Tyrone Jenkins?
He just requested me.
I don't know, he's black.
He could get it.
Sorry, can we turn it down?
I don't really like rap.
Boom badoom boom, boom badoom boom bass.
You got my heartbeat drummin' away.
I gotta call you back.
There's an Oprah rerun on.
I think what I like the most about them,
is they're not like, stereotypical, like black people.
Ya know what I mean?
It's almost like you're not black.
Have you seen the shit black girls say?