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Narrator: CLOSE BY JELLYSTONE PARK,

A CIRCUS TRAIN EN ROUTE TO THE BIG CITY

WAITS ON A SIDING FOR AN EXPRESS TO GO BY

WHEN SUDDENLY...

HEY, YOU GUYS. LOOK. THE BEAR IS GONE.

HE BROKE THE DOOR DOWN AND GOT AWAY.

AFTER HIM. QUICK. HE'S THE STAR ACT OF OUR SHOW!

DON'T WORRY, BOSS.

WE'LL FOLLOW HIS FOOTPRINTS AND BRING HIM BACK.

RARR!

[SNORING]

THE FOOTPRINTS LEAD RIGHT INTO THAT CAVE.

LET'S BE CAREFUL NOW, 'CAUSE HE'S A MEAN ONE.

GOOD. HE'S SLEEPING.

HAND ME THE RUBBER PACIFIER.

NOW HE WON'T GIVE US NO MORE TROUBLE.

LET'S GET BACK BEFORE HE COMES TO.

RIGHT.

I WONDER WHERE YOGI IS.

I DIDN'T HEAR HIM LEAVE.

I'D BETTER GO FIND HIM.

HE'S MY BEST FRIEND.

WHAT A DREAM I'M HAVING.

WAIT TILL I WAKE UP

AND TELL BOO BOO ABOUT THIS.

HEY, YOGI.

BOO BOO. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY DREAM?

GO FIND YOUR OWN DREAM.

BUT, YOGI--

OK. OK. OK. AS LONG AS YOU'RE HERE, BE MY GUEST.

OH, IT'S NO DREAM, YOGI. WE'RE ON A CIRCUS TRAIN.

LOOK AT THAT HAT.

IT DOESN'T DO A THING FOR ME.

[TRAIN CHUGGING]

WE'RE MOVING, YOGI.

INSTEAD OF RUNNING AWAY WITH THE CIRCUS,

THE CIRCUS IS RUNNING AWAY WITH US.

LOOK, BOO.

THEY'RE READY TO PUT ON A SHOW!

LET'S GO HOME, YOGI.

COME ON, BEAR. GET IN THE PARADE.

HEY, YOU HEAR THAT, BOO?

HE WANTS ME IN THE PARADE.

PLEASE, YOGI. LET'S GO HOME.

NOT WHEN I CAN BE IN A PARADE!

HAVING FUN, BOO BOO?

OH, YOGI. THE PARADE'S OVER.

LET'S GO HOME.

THE CIRCUS LIFE IS JUST

GETTING IN MY BLOOD, BOO BOO.

BUT LEAD ON. IT'S HOME WE GO.

HEY, BEAR!

AND JUST WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

WELL, UH, BACK TO JELLYSTONE, SIR.

OH, NO, YOU DON'T.

NO MORE JELLYSTONE FOR YOU.

THE SHOW MUST GO ON, AND YOU'RE THE STAR!

LOOK AT YOUR BILLING.

"STAR ATTRACTION.

THE WORLD FAMOUS BEAR IN DEATH DEFYING FEATS!"

I'M THE STAR!

HOW GOOD COULD I BEAT A DRUM?

THE MAN SAID WE COULDN'T

GO BACK TO JELLYSTONE.

WHO NEEDS JELLYSTONE

WHEN MY PUBLIC AWAITS?

ALL THE SAME, YOGI, I BET THINGS ARE QUIET

WITHOUT US AT JELLYSTONE.

THE NERVE OF THAT YOGI,

FILCHING OUT OF PICNIC BASKETS AFTER I WARNED HIM.

YOGI, PUT THAT FOOD BACK.

RARR!

HOW DARE YOU "RARR" AT ME!

I'LL TEACH YOU A LESSON, YOGI BEAR.

OK, YOGI. YOU ASKED FOR IT.

PUT ME DOWN, YOGI. PUT ME DOWN.

[CRASH]

RARR!

HELLO. HELLO, RANGER STATION?

SEND A COUPLE OF MEN DOWN TO SECTION TWO.

ROGUE BEAR ON THE LOOSE.

[SIREN]

I SMELL POTATO SALAD.

HE'S AROUND HERE, FOR SURE.

RARR!

HEY!

PUT THAT CAR DOOR DOWN!

EMERGENCY! ALL MEN NEEDED TO CATCH YOGI!

LAST SEEN LEAVING THE PARK!

COME ON, BEAR! MAKE YOUR DIVE!

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

THERE'S PLENTY OF WATER IN THE BOTTLE!

I CAN'T LOOK, YOGI. I'M GOING HOME.

I'M WITH YOU, BOO BOO.

NOTHING TO IT SO FAR.

AND THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE.

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF?

YOU'VE LOOPED THE LOOP A HUNDRED TIMES BEFORE.

I HAVE?

YOU THINK I'D REMEMBER

A LITTLE THING LIKE THAT.

JUST REMEMBER, DON'T PUT ON THE BRAKES.

RIGHT. NO BRAKES.

ONE, TWO, GO!

SOME KIND OF MISTAKE HAS BEEN MADE HERE.

THAT'S IT. YOU DIDN'T COUNT TO 3!

JUST HOLD EVERYTHING!

SOMEBODY GOOFED!

I KNOW, I KNOW.

DON'T PUT ON THE BRAKES!

BUT ARE YOU SURE, BOSS MAN?

OF COURSE I'M SURE.

THE ODDS ARE ALL WITH YOU.

THERE'S 170 MILLION PEOPLE

IN THE COUNTRY, RIGHT?

RIGHT.

AND LAST YEAR, NOT ONE PERSON

WAS INJURED GETTING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON.

THEN IT'S ALL RIGHTY-RIGHT WITH ME.

I JUST WANTED THE ROUND FACTS FIRST.

OK, BEAR. READY?

CERTAINLY NOT.

DON'T I GET THE USUAL BLINDFOLD?

AIM AT THE NET.

CAN I SAY A COUPLE OF HUNDRED FAREWELL WORDS?

FIRE!

I WONDER IF THIS COULD BE CONSTRUED

AS SHOOTING BEARS OUT OF SEASON.

[CRASH]

ARE YOU HURT, YOGI?

DON'T BE SILLY, BOO.

HOW COULD ANYONE GET HURT GETTING SHOT OUT OF A CANNON?

RARR!

WHO WAS THAT, YOGI?

I DON'T KNOW, BOO BOO,

BUT IT WAS THOUGHTFUL OF HIM

TO RETURN MY CHAPEAU.

OR IS MINE STILL AT JELLYSTONE?

LET'S GO HOME, YOGI, AND FIND OUT.

ATTENTION ALL RANGERS, POLICE, AND STATE TROOPERS.

YOGI BEAR HEADED TOWARD JELLYSTONE ON HIGHWAY 42.

I'M SURE GLAD WE'RE ALMOST HOME, YOGI.

BOO BOO! THEY MISSED US!

THEY'RE COMING TO GREET US.

WHAT A WELCOME!

STATE TROOPERS! POLICEMEN!

AND THE AIR FORCE.

HEY, FELLAS! HERE I AM!

HEY! OVER HERE!

NOW WE GOT HIM! NOW TIE HIM UP!

GRAB HIM NOW! GET THIS ROPE ROUND HIM!

DON'T WORRY, YOGI.

THE 60 DAYS WILL GO FAST.

THAT'S NOT WHAT'S GOT ME WORRIED, BOO BOO.

THERE'S TALK OF SELLING ME TO A CIRCUS! OH, BOY!

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THIS CASTLE BELONGED TO THE BRAVE AND NOBLE KING ARTHUR

OF WHOM HISTORY TELLS US MUCH.

IN THIS ROOM IS THE FAMOUS ROUND TABLE

WHERE HE MET WITH HIS KNIGHTS,

AND THAT IS KING ARTHUR'S CHAIR.

Man: WHAT ARE THOSE PILLOWS DOING THERE?

THOSE PILLOWS BELONGED TO HIS FAVORITE KNIGHT

WHO ALWAYS SAT AT ARTHUR'S RIGHT.

WHY DID HE HAVE TO SIT ON PILLOWS?

AH, THE PILLOWS.

WELL, THE STORY GOES SOMETHING LIKE THIS:

ONCE UPON A TIME,

THERE WAS A KNIGHT KNOWN AS SNAGGLEPUSS THE LIONHEARTED.

IT FIGURES. IF I WERE A CHICKEN, I'D BE CHICKEN-LIVERED.

Tour guide: SNAGGLEPUSS' LIFELONG AMBITION WAS TO BECOME A MEMBER

OF KING ARTHUR'S KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.

YOU'RE NOT JUST WHISTLING A MINUET.

I POSSESS INFORMATION

THAT ERE THE CLOCK STRIKETH 2:00,

KING ARTHUR STARTS HIS ANNUAL

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUNDTABLE MEMBERSHIP DRIVE.

[DONG-DONG]

Snagglepuss: KING ARTHUR, THIS IS YOUR DAY FOR A NEW KNIGHT.

EXIT, RATTLING ALL THE WAY, STAGE RIGHT.

I WANT THIS TO BE THE BIGGEST MEMBERSHIP DRIVE EVER,

SO YE KNIGHTS BETTER GET ON YE BALL.

FOR KING ARTHUR!

WHAT HO! HIP-HIP! WHAT HO! HIP-HIP! WHAT HO! HIP-HIP!

Snagglepuss: HOLD IT. HOLD IT.

STOP, EVEN.

WHERE'S MY APPLICATION BLANK?

I'M JOININ'! I'M JOININ'!

BY MY BEARD, IT'S THE WOULD-BE KNIGHT AGAIN.

THE DOLT NEVER GIVES UP.

SAY, WHAT DO I HAVE TO DO TO GET

INTO THIS CHINTZY OUTFIT, ART? UH, YOUR MAJESTY,

KING, EVEN.

OH, SLAY A DRAGON, RESCUE A PRINCESS,

JOUST WITH A VILLAIN,

AND WE MIGHT LET YOU JOIN US.

MIGHT? MIGHT?

WHAT KIND OF YE OLDE GUARANTEE IS THAT?

YOUR MAJESTY, WHY NOT LET HIM... [WHISPERS]

A GOOD SUGGESTION, SIR ROUND. HE'S DOTH ASKING FOR IT.

Snagglepuss: WELL, SPEAK UP. SPEAK UP.

I CAN'T WAIT ALL DAY TO BECOME A KNIGHT.

I'LL MAKETH THEE A KNIGHT

IF THOU BRINGETH BACK THE SWORD

BELONGING TO THE STORMY KNIGHT,

THE MEANEST, ORNERIEST, TOUGHEST VILLAIN IN MY KINGDOM.

AND WHERE, PRAY THEE, DOES THE STORMY KNIGHT DWELLETH? LIVETH, EVEN?

IN YON IMPENETRABLE CASTLE

WHERE ALL HAVE FAILED TO GAIN ENTRY

OR TO RETURN, EVEN.

THEN I SHALL MILDRED FORTH.

OR IS IT SALLY FORTH?

OR JULY FOURTH, EVEN?

AND BEFORE I'M THROUGH, YON CASTLE WILL BE AS PENETRABLE

AS A CHEESE THAT'S BEEN SWISSED.

EXIT, ODSBODKINSING ALL THE WAY, STAGE LEFT.

THAT'S THE LAST WE'LL EVER SEE OF THAT WOULD-BE KNIGHT.

OPEN UP, STORMY!

I DON'T GO FOR THIS IMPENETRABLE JAZZ.

Stormy: BUCKETS OF RAIN AND THUNDER,

WHAT CHURL DOES KNOCK AT ME CASTLE DOOR?

I, SNAGGLEPUSS THE LION-HEARTED,

AM THE CHURL WHO DOTH KNOCK. POUND, EVEN.

OPEN IN THE NAME OF KING ARTHUR,

KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND TABLE.

BY LIGHTNING AND PARTLY CLOUDY,

THIS STOUT MUST BE DISPENSED WITH FORTHWITH!

HEAVENS TO MURGATROID.

ALL OF A SUDDEN, I FEEL LIGHT-HEADED.

HOW DEUCEDLY CLEVER!

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD ELEVATOR SERVICE IN THIS JOINT.

WE ALSO HAVE GOIN' DOWN SERVICE.

GOIN' DOWN!

[KNOCKS]

Stormy: WHO'S THERE?

A TRAVELING ROUNDELAY

TO FILL THINE HEART WITH JEST.

JOKES, EVEN.

MAYETH I COME IN?

HAS THOU A SAMPLE OF THY FUNNY STUFF?

HAST I? GET A LOAD OF THIS.

WHY DOTH THE PARTRIDGE CROSS THE DRAWBRIDGE?

I DON'T KNOW. WHY?

LET ME IN, AND I'LL TELL YA.

IT'S A DILLY.

BY FOG AND SMOG, I GOT TO KNOW.

ENTER!

THANK YOU.

NOW, WHY DOTH THE PARTRIDGE CROSS THE DRAWBRIDGE?

WHO CARES? I GOT A BETTER STORY.

DRAMATIC, EVEN.

IT'S TITLED, "HOW SNAGGLEPUSS THE LION-HEARTED

MET THE STORMY KNIGHT."

HOW DO YOU DO?

THEN, BY CLOUDY SKIES, I CHALLENGE THEE TO A JOUST!

JOUST A MINUTE. JOUST A MINUTE.

JUST WHAT IS A JOUST?

THIS IS A JOUST?

BY THUNDER, 'TIS NOT A CRICKET MATCH.

YON SCREWBALL IN YE SIDE POCKET.

HAVE AT YA, KNAVE!

LIKEWISE, I'M SURE. GIDDYUP, HORSEY!

WHOA, HORSEY! COME BACK, EVEN.

HEAVENS TO GUINEVERE.

HERE'S A JOKE FOR YA, FUNNY FELLA.

I'M SURE YOU'LL GET THE POINT.

EXIT, HOPIN' FOR THE BEST, STAGE RIGHT.

[CRASH]

HEAVENS TO MURGATROID. I'VE BEEN SKEWERED.

AND NOW MY TRUSTY SWORD SHALL FINISH THEE.

THINK I'M SCARED, HUH?

THINK I'LL SHOW THE YELLOW CRUMPET AND RUN FOR THE ZONES, EH?

WELL, I GOT A TRUSTY SWORD, TOO.

I STILL OWE 6 THREEPENCE ON IT, SO LET'S MAKE A REAL SMASHER OF IT.

A DUEL, EVEN.

YOUCH!

Snagglepuss: I DID IT! I DID IT!

ODSBODKINS. THE BUMPKIN IS BACK.

I DEFEATED THE STORMY KNIGHT.

NOW I'M ONE OF YA. A MEMBER, EVEN.

THEN THOU SHALT BE MY FAVORITE KNIGHT AND SIT AT MY RIGHT HAND.

ASK FOR PROOF, YOUR MAJESTY.

HATH HE THE STORMY KNIGHT'S SWORD?

HAST THOU THE STORMY KNIGHT'S SWORD?

HATH I THE STORMY KNIGHT'S SWORD?

HEAVENS TO MURGATROID!

WHAT DOES THOU THINK THIS IS,

A SHISH KEBAB?

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[HUMMING]

LOOKS LIKE A GREAT TOWN UP AHEAD.

I WONDER IF THEY HAVE ANY DOGCATCHERS HERE?

DOES THAT ANSWER YOUR QUESTION?

ONE MORE STRAY MUTT, AND I CAN CALL IT A DAY.

[HUMMING]

Voice: HEY, LITTLE DUCK.

WHO, ME? MY NAME IS YAKKY DOODLE.

OK, YAKKY DOODLE. MY NAME'S CHOPPER.

DO ME A FAVOR, WILL YA?

Yakky: SURE, CHOPPER. WHAT?

UNLATCH THIS DOOR, HUH?

WHY, IT'D BE A PLEASURE.

[DOOR OPENS]

THANKS, PAL.

CHOPPER NEVER FORGETS A FAVOR.

SO IF YOU EVER NEED HELP, YOU JUST WHISTLE.

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS?

[SPUTTERING]

HA HA HA HA HA!

AW, THE POOR LITTLE FELLER AIN'T GOT ENOUGH BREATH

IN HIS TEENSY-WEENSY BODY TO WHISTLE.

TELL YOU WHAT, PAL.

YOU BETTER USE THIS.

OH, BOY! A REAL WHISTLE.

MIND YOU, IT'S NO SLUR ON YOUR WHISTLIN' ABILITY.

I'M JUST A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING.

HEH HEH HEH!

I'M SORRY, CHOPPER.

I WOULDN'T WANT THE LITTLE FELLER TO KNOW

WHAT A TERRIBLE WHISTLER HE REALLY IS.

IT WOULD HURT HIS TEENSY FEELINGS.

SO LONG, CHOPPER.

[HUMMING]

SO LONG, LITTLE PAL.

[HUMMING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

HUH?

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

HOLD STILL, WILL YA, DUCK?

AW, THAT AIN'T NICE.

ARE YOU HURT, LITTLE FELLER?

HEH HEH HEH HA HA HAW!

SO LONG, LITTLE PAL.

SO LONG, CHOPPER.

[HUMMING]

I ENJOY EATING,

BUT DECIDING WHAT TO EAT IS SUCH A BORE.

[YAKKY HUMMING]

WHAT'S TO DECIDE? HERE COMES MY LUNCH NOW.

STOP!

WHY SHOULD I STOP?

THERE'S NO TRAFFIC AROUND HERE.

BECAUSE IT'S MY LUNCHTIME.

AND GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO EAT?

[HUMMING]

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

A WHISTLING DUCK SANDWICH. HOW QUAINT.

ARE YOU HURT, LITTLE FELLER?

HE ISN'T, BUT YOU'RE GOING TO BE.

HEY. LOOK AT THE PRETTY LIGHTS.

OH, POOR CHOPPER.

YOU MEAN, POOR ME. I HAVEN'T EATEN YET...

AND IT'S WAY PAST MY LUNCHTIME.

WAIT A MINUTE-- I'M NO LUNCH.

I'M NOT EVEN BIG ENOUGH FOR A SNACK.

IT'S A LONG DROP,

BUT, AFTER ALL, I'M SAFE FROM THAT OLD FOX.

YOO-HOO!

A LOVELY FALL WEATHER WE'RE HAVING,

DON'T YOU THINK? HA HA!

WHY BOTHER BLOWING THE WHISTLE?

IT'S OBVIOUS YOU'RE IN NO POSITION TO BE SAVED.

HA HA HA HA HA!

HOW COME YOU NEVER LEARN?

IT'S MORE OBVIOUS I'M IN NO POSITION TO BE SAVED.

CLOSE YOUR LITTLE EYES, YAKKY.

YOU SHOULDN'T OUGHTA SEE

THE TERRIBLE SPLAT WHEN HE LANDS.

OK. I'LL CLOSE MY EYES.

[THUD]

[HUMMING]

TAKE AWAY THE WHISTLE,

AND YOU ELIMINATE THE DOG, I ALWAYS SAY.

HENCE, THIS GIANT-GRIP CLOTHESPIN.

AHA! GOTCHA! TRY AND WHISTLE NOW.

[MUFFLED NOISES]

AND NOW, UH, SHALL WE BEGIN, HMM?

[RHYTHMIC WHISTLING]

NO, IT COULDN'T BE. IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

I SEE NO POINT IN RUNNING, BECAUSE...

I WAS EXPECTING THAT.

[HUMMING]

LIKE I SAID, ELIMINATE THE WHISTLE,

AND MY TROUBLES ARE OVER.

ONLY THIS TIME, I'LL USE A MAGNET.

YOU SEEM TO HAVE AN ATTRACTION FOR ME.

CAN YOU, UH, GUESS WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NOW, HMM?

REMEMBER, AS LONG AS I'M AROUND,

YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT.

SO THERE YOU ARE!

AREN'T YOU ASHAMED OF YOURSELF,

RUNNING AWAY LIKE THAT?

SO LONG, YAKKY. BE A GOOD LITTLE FELLER.

GOOD-BYE, CHOPPER, OLD PAL.

Fox: DON'T WORRY, LUNCH--

I MEAN, FOOD-- I MEAN, BUDDY.

YOU GOT ME TO TAKE CARE OF YOU NOW.

BUT YOU'RE NOT A DOG.

I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN BARK LIKE ONE.

I CAN SO BARK LIKE A DOG. LISTEN.

[BARKING]

THE OTHER ONE GOT AWAY, BUT YOU'LL DO.

I KEEP TELLING YOU I'M NOT A DOG.

I'M A FOX.

SURE YOU ARE. A FOXY DOG. HA HA HA HA HA!

HA HA HA HA!

YOU WON'T NEED THAT WHISTLE ANYMORE.

WHERE IS IT?

I [WHISTLE]...

THINK I [WHISTLE]...

SWALLOWED IT.

[WHISTLING]

I [WHISTLES]...

THINK I [WHISTLES]...

SWALLERED IT.

[WHISTLING]

AIN'T THAT CUTE? HA HA HA HA HA!

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