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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[ELECTRONIC PULSING]

YOU GOT IT SEWN UP THIS YEAR, DEX.

YEAH, MANDARK AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON--

DO NOT SAY THAT NAME.

WHAT, MANDARK?

[HISSES]

YOU ARE THE COOLEST, MANDARK.

YEAH, DORKSTER'S GOING TO CHOKE THIS YEAR FOR SURE.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

[FEEDBACK]

AHEM. IS THIS ON? YES.

GREETINGS, STUDENTS AND PARENTS.

I'M PROUD TO ANNOUNCE

THE WINNER OF THIS YEAR'S SCIENCE FAIR.

IT WAS CLOSE THIS YEAR,

BUT, ALAS, THE COVETED FIRST PRIZE WILL GO TO ONE

AND ONLY ONE.

AND THIS YEAR, THE WINNER IS...

SOYEN CHEN.

THANK YOU...

WASN'T THIS MOST UNEXPECTED?

I KNEW IT ALL ALONG.

WHAT?!

WHAT?!

Mandark and Dexter: "THE UNIFIED THEORY

OF WORLD DOMINATION AND DESTRUCTION"?

Soyen: IT'S JUST A SIMPLE EQUATION, REALLY.

[CROWD GASPS]

[CROWD GASPS]

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

YAY!

WOO!

WOO!

SHE'S BEYOND TECHNOLOGY.

DEALING ONLY IN NUMBERS.

A MUCH HIGHER INTELLIGENCE.

WHO IS SHE?

WHO IS SHE?

OUR NEWEST STUDENT-- SOYEN CHEN.

SMART AS THEY COME.

I EXPECT SHE'LL BE

OUR NEW PRIDE AND JOY.

SHE MUST BE DESTROYED.

I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THIS, MANDARK,

BUT I COULD NOT AGREE WITH YOU MORE.

DEXTER, WE MUST PUT OUR DIFFERENCES ASIDE

AND ELIMINATE THIS NEW THREAT.

YOU MEAN, WORK TOGETHER?

WAR MAKES STRANGE BEDFELLOWS.

LET'S TEAM UP!

LET'S TEAM UP!

DEXTER, WITH OUR COMBINED INTELLECT,

WE'LL BE UNSTOPPABLE.

BRING YOUR BEST WEAPON

AND MEET ME IN FRONT OF HER HOUSE TOMORROW.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU BRING.

Dexter, silly voice: "I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU'LL BRING."

[REGULAR VOICE] MANDARK. SHEESH.

I WONDER WHAT HE'LL BRING TOMORROW.

OH, THAT'S RIGHT-- HE'S A COMPLETE IDIOT.

WELL, I SUPPOSE I'LL JUST HAVE TO HANDLE THE WHOLE JOB MYSELF.

Mandark: OH, THERE YOU ARE, DEXTER.

I WAS JUST PREPARING TO DESTROY THE NEW THREAT...

WITHOUT YOU.

WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE IT.

I DON'T THINK IT'LL BE A PROBLEM, DEXTER.

WHOA! YOU'RE LETTING HER GET AWAY!

I HAVE NEVER MET A BIGGER DORK THAN YOU, DEXTER!

BUMMER.

TYPICAL MANDARK.

YOU CREATE THAT BEAST,

BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN OPERATE IT.

DO YOU KNOW HOW SHORT YOU LOOK RIGHT NOW?

THUS MAKING YOU THE DUMBEST

KID IN THE SCHOOL, AGAIN.

DID YOU GUYS KNOW

THAT THERE WAS A MATH TEST TODAY?

I GOT AN "A."

TEAM UP!

TEAM UP!

OK, YOU WILL OPERATE THE LATERAL MOVEMENTS

OF THE LASER CANNON ON THE SATELLITE,

AND I WILL OPERATE...

THE VERTICAL.

MANDARK, I THOUGHT WE WERE GONNA...

HA HA-HA! HA HA-HA HA-HA!

HA HA-HA!

Soyen: I THOUGHT YOU GUYS LIKED SCHOOL.

I HAVE RECONFIGURED MY LIQUID SQUIRT GUN

TO WITHSTAND BIOHAZARDOUS MATERIALS.

WHAT DID YOU COME UP WITH, DEXTER?

IT IS AN EXTREMELY POWERFUL MUTATING AGENT.

YOU MUST NOT GET ANY OF IT ON YOURSELF, MANDARK.

YOU MUST BE VERY CAREFUL.

[SIGHS]

I THINK I CAN HANDLE IT, DEXTER.

[SIZZLES]

[SIGHS]

UH, MANDARK, DID YOU SPILL

SOME OF MY MUTATING AGENT ON YOURSELF?

UH, YES, YES, I DID. I DID IT INTENTIONALLY.

BUT AS I SUSPECTED, IT HAD NO EFFECT.

IT SEEMS YOU HAVE ONCE AGAIN RUINED THE PLAN.

OH, REALLY?

MY MUTATING AGENT HAS NO EFFECT, HUH?

WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING IT DOES NOT WORK, MANDARK,

BECAUSE IF IT DID, I WOULD PROBABLY BE TURNING

INTO A SICKENING CREATURE RIGHT NOW!

HI, BOYS.

NEED A HAND?

I THINK YOU SHOULD LET ME HANDLE THIS ONE, MANDARK.

NONSENSE, DEXTER!

I JUST GOT THE DOUBLE-X 10 ARM ATTACHMENT YESTERDAY.

SO YOU AND YOUR PILE OF JUNK STEP ASIDE!

WELL, THIS PILE OF JUNK WOULD RUIN YOUR BUCKET OF BOLTS!

I'D LIKE TO TEST THAT THEORY!

MAYBE I WILL TEST IT, THEN!

MAYBE YOU WILL, MAYBE YOU WON'T!

UH, YEAH, WELL, UH, UH, MAYBE!

[YELLS]

SO, YOU WANT TO CHEAT, HUH?

OW! OW! OW!

PREPARE FOR YOUR DESTRUCTION, DEXTER.

[PUNCHES BEING THROWN]

[SCREAMING]

EJECT!

[SCREAMS]

EJECT!

WELL, DEXTER,

I THINK WE MUST ADMIT DEFEAT.

SHE HAS BESTED US WITH HER SUPERIOR KNOWLEDGE OF SCIENCE.

[MUFFLED] YES, MANDARK.

AH...I KNOW.

SCIENCE?

I'M NOT EVEN INTO THAT STUFF ANYMORE.

WHAT?

NOT INTO SCIENCE? WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

OH...BOYS.

AAH!

AAH!

[SOYEN BLOWING KISSES]

SORRY, BUDDY,

BUT I GOT TO MAKE ROOM FOR THE NEW GUY.

Mom: COME ON, DEXTER.

YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE FOR THE CHESS COMPETITION.

I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO YOU.

YOU DON'T WANT TO BE LATE, DO YOU?

WHAT IS IT YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, MOM?

WELL, I'VE BEEN FEELING A LITTLE LEFT OUT OF YOUR LIFE,

SO YOUR FATHER SUGGESTED THAT ME TAKING YOU

TO THE CHESS CHAMPIONSHIPS FROM NOW ON

WOULD BE A PERFECT WAY FOR US TO SPEND

SOME DEXTER/MOM TIME TOGETHER.

BESIDES, YOUR FATHER GOT PLAYOFF TICKETS.

HEE HEE HEE!

[SIGHS]

DEXTER!

I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THERE IF YOU NEED ME!

[SIGHS]

HEY, GOOD-LOOKING, BE BACK TO PICK YOU UP LATER.

HELLO, EVERYONE.

[FEEDBACK]

AND WELCOME TO THIS YEAR'S JUNIOR STATE CHESS CHAMPIONSHIP.

I'D LIKE TO THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING.

YEAH, IS THIS SEAT TAKEN?

I'D LIKE TO REMIND EVERYONE

THAT THIS IS A CHESS COMPETITION.

SO PLEASE TRY AND KEEP THE RESPONSES TO THE GAMES

WITHIN THE SPIRIT OF CHESS.

THAT'S MY DEXTER RIGHT OVER THERE!

HE'S THE REIGNING CHAMP, YOU KNOW.

YEAH!

Mediator: I'D LIKE YOU ALL TO HELP ME IN WELCOMING BACK

OUR REIGNING CHAMPION-- 3 YEARS RUNNING--DEXTER.

HUH? OH! HA HA!

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.

PLEASE, PLEASE. NO, NO, NO.

HOLD YOUR APPLAUSE TILL THE END.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Mom: DEXTER! DEXTER! OVER HERE!

HI, HONEY! SMILE!

IS THAT YOUR MOM?

UH, I HAVE NO MOM.

UH...FOR THOSE OF YOU

UNFAMILIAR WITH THE RULES OF THIS COMPETITION,

EACH OF THESE JUNIOR CHESS FINALISTS

WILL HAVE TO PLAY AGAINST DEXTER

FOR HIS SEAT AND THE TROPHY.

ALL RIGHT.

READY. BEGIN.

[CLOCK TICKING]

LET US PLAY SOME CHESS.

HA! TOP THAT, COOL GUY.

Dexter: CHECKMATE!

HOW COOL DO YOU FEEL NOW, HUH?

Mom: WA-HOO!

ALL RIGHT! YOU WON! YEAH!

YES!

ALL RIGHT!

WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

OBVIOUSLY NOT AS COOL AS YOU.

HERE IT COMES, EVERYBODY.

THE WAVE!

[THUD]

[MOM CLEARS THROAT]

[MOM CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY]

[COUGHING]

EXCUSE ME. SOMETHING IN MY THROAT.

OK, EVERYONE.

LOOKS LIKE WE'VE REACHED THE FINAL MATCH.

LIGHTS, PLEASE.

OH! THE FINAL MATCH!

I AM SO EXCITED, I CAN'T STAND IT!

UH, MEDIATOR,

CAN I HAVE 5 MINUTES, PLEASE?

OK, EVERYONE, LET'S TAKE A SHORT BREAK

AND WE'LL COME BACK WITH THE FINAL MATCH.

YOU JUST STAY LOOSE.

MOM.

DON'T LET THEM INTIMIDATE YOU.

MOM!

MOM, YOU ARE NOT LISTENING TO ME.

CALM DOWN. WHAT IS IT?

WELL...

ALTHOUGH I APPRECIATE

ALL THE CHEERING AND ROOTING FOR ME...

IT'S FOR GLARE.

AAH! FORGET IT!

YOU JUST DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE SPIRIT OF CHESS.

UH--

DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SPIRIT OF CHESS?

WHAT'S HE TALKING ABOUT?

I'M PRACTICALLY MADE OF SPIRIT.

[EUROPEAN ACCENT] NOW YOU READY FOR EMBARRASSING DEFEAT?

HA HA! I BELIEVE IT IS YOU, SIR, WHO SHOULD BE...

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

GO...DEXTER!

OH, SWEET EINSTEIN'S GHOST!

HE'S SO SMART, HE'S SO SMART,

HE'S GONNA MAKE THIS PARTY START!

GO...DEXTER!

GO, GO...DEXTER!

OH, MOM, PLEASE.

[FEEDBACK]

[INHALES AND EXHALES]

IF I CAN TAKE THIS OPPORTUNITY

TO TALK TO MY SON, DEXTER.

[SHUDDERS]

WE ARE JUST SO PROUD OF YOU.

YOU HAVE GOT NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,

SO DON'T GET NERVOUS.

[WHISPERING] BUT JUST IN CASE...

I BROUGHT YOU SOME CLEAN UNDIES!

NO!

HA HA!

[LAUGHTER]

UH, MA'AM,

THIS IS NOT THE SPIRIT OF CHESS.

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE THE BUILDING.

[LAUGHTER]

DEXTER, PLEASE APPROACH THE JUDGE'S TABLE.

I TOLD YOU I'D BEAT DEXTER, DAD. I TOLD YOU.

Man, European accent: YES,

YOU REALLY DESERVED IT, SON,

UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE.

LET'S GO FIND SPOT FOR YOUR TROPHY, SON.

WHAT HAPPENED?

I GOT DISQUALIFIED,

AND I DIDN'T GET THE TROPHY.

OH, REALLY?

BUT--BUT--

HOW DID YOU GET IT?

WELL, IT WASN'T EASY,

I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

OH, MOM... YOU'RE THE BEST.

NOW, I'LL BE BACK AT 8:00 TONIGHT FROM MY SISTER'S,

AND I REALLY NEED THE CHORES TO GET DONE.

BUT I WROTE YOU OUT A LIST,

SO WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME WILL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

NOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU CAN HANDLE THIS?

HUH? OH! OH, YEAH! YEAH, YEAH!

OK, GOOD LUCK.

[DOOR CLOSES]

HA HA!

A TALKING SQUIRREL!

YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT STUFF UP.

[CHUCKLES]

DAD, WHERE IS BREAKFAST?

OH, RIGHT, THE LIST.

UH, "1--MAKE BREAKFAST.

2--PACK LUNCHES." HMM...

OOH! OH. WHAT IS--

I--I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW YOU...

I MEAN, THE ANGLES. THERE'S NOT--OOH!

SEE, I COULD JUGGLE THOSE, BUT I WOULDN'T...

MAKE ANY...WHAT?

IS THAT SOME KIND OF ALIEN--OOH!

MY! LOOK AT THOSE!

THOSE YOU COULD--

EAT WITH, I SUPPOSE, IF YOU WANT,

BUT THAT IS NOT--I'M NOT GOING NEAR THAT THING.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS.

UH...HOW ABOUT I JUST GIVE YOU GUYS A LITTLE FOOD MONEY?

WATCH THIS.

HMM...BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.

THAT'S GOING TO BE,

LIKE, HMM, OH...

$5.00.

$5.00?! BACK IN MY DAY, YOU COULD GET

A WEEK OF SCHOOL LUNCHES FOR A NICKEL AND GET BACK CHANGE.

HA HA! THANKS, DAD!

I NEED 25.

THERE YOU GO.

THANKS!

BYE, DADDY!

AHEM. YOU KNOW, DAD,

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I SHOULD ALSO GET--

JUST LEAVE, DEXTER.

YES, FATHER.

DONE AND DONE!

AND SHE SAID THIS WOULD BE HARD.

ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S NEXT ON THE LIST?

"DO DISHES."

NO PROBLEMO.

NOW ALL I NEED IS A PAIR OF RUBBER GLOVES.

OOH!

THE FORBIDDEN EXTRA SET OF KITCHEN GLOVES. DO I DARE?

HMM. THESE FEEL GREAT!

I COULD TOTALLY SEE WEARING THESE EVERY DAY

FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

NOW TO THE DISHES.

WHOA! THAT'S A LOT OF DISHES.

LUCKILY, WE HAVE A DISHWASHER.

[HUMMING]

COME ALONG, LITTLE DISHY, COME ALONG

COME ALONG, LITTLE

[HUMMING]

WHY...WON'T THIS... DARN THING...CLOSE?!

MM.

YES!

WHAT'S NEXT?

LAUNDRY.

SHE HAS GOT TO BE KIDDING.

EASY!

I'LL JUST THROW IN DEE DEE'S PINK DRESSES,

AND THERE'S ENOUGH ROOM LEFT IN THE WASHER

FOR DEXTER'S WHITE LAB COATS.

PERFECT!

TURN TO HOT.

AND SHA-BANG!

MM! SWEET.

NOW WHAT DO WE GOT?

DUSTING?

SHEESH! SO EASY.

[MAN SPEAKING SPANISH ON TV]

NO! NO! NO!

STAY AWAY FROM THE DELIVERY MAN, MARIA.

YOU'RE A MARRIED WOMAN.

[DOORBELL RINGS]

YES, MAY I HELP--YOU?

YES, IS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IN?

OH, NO. NOT ON MY WATCH.

EXCUSE ME?

[KNOCK KNOCK]

WHO IS IT?

MILKMAN.

THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IS OUT! SHEESH!

WHAT ELSE WE GOT?

[DOORBELL RINGS]

MAILMAN.

GO AWAY!

BABY, MM

OH, BABY, BABY, UH-UH-UH

OH, BABY, OOH

MM, BABY, NO, NO, BABY

YEAH, YEAH, BABY

OH, BABY, OH, BABY

BABY! ♪

[VACUUM TURNS OFF]

IF SHE THINKS I'M VACUUMING ALL OF THIS, SHE IS CRAZY.

[VACUUM RESTARTS]

BABY, OH, BABY, YEAH

BABY

NOW TO GET THE DISHES.

HMM. I DON'T REMEMBER THE KITCHEN BEING SO...

LEMONY FRESH.

AT LEAST THE LAUNDRY SHOULD BE OK. WHAT THE--

I DON'T REMEMBER DEXTER'S LAB COATS BEING PINK.

OH, WELL, MAYBE HE'LL NEVER NOTICE.

OOH! TIME TO MAKE DINNER.

AH...BEAUTIFUL.

[SMACKS LIPS]

WELL, IT SORT OF LOOKS LIKE THE PICTURE.

WELL, DIG IN.

UH, NO, THANKS.

UH-UH.

AT LEAST YOU GUYS GOT BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.

ACTUALLY, DAD, A BULLY TOOK MY 5 BUCKS.

I SAID, SORRY, DEXTER, BUT THIS HAT COST ME $30.

BUT I'D BE MORE WORRIED

ABOUT THE KITCHEN AND THE LIVING ROOM.

I FIND IT'S BEST NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.

AND WHY IS MY LAB COAT PINK?!

THAT'S WHAT I WANT TO KNOW, MISTER.

OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?

I SCREWED UP EVERYTHING!

[SOBBING]

THERE, THERE, DAD.

DAD, I HATE TO TELL YOU, BUT...

MOM WILL BE HERE IN 20 MINUTES!

YOUR MOTHER! I'M SURE

WE'LL FIGURE A WAY OUT OF THIS TOGETHER.

DAD, I CAN'T BREATHE.

SHH, SHH.

THIS...HOUSE...

IS...

SPOTLESS!

HEY, HONEY!

OH! YOU ARE THE BEST HUSBAND EVER.

AND TO THINK I DOUBTED YOU.

WELL, OF COURSE, DEAR.

MAYBE NEXT TIME

YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU--

Woman: AHEM!

I STILL NEED TO BE PAID.

[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

HERE'S YOUR MONEY. NOW GET OUT.

[DOOR CLOSES]

YOU PAID A HOLLY HOUSEKEEPER TO CLEAN THE HOUSE?

UH, UH,

YEAH, DAD.

HOW COULD YOU?

UH, YEAH, WHAT DEXTER SAID.

WELL, I, UM...UH...

SEE, I...

[SIGHS]

GOOD NIGHT, FOLKS.

ENTER AT YOUR OWN PERIL, PAST THE VAULTED DOOR,

WHERE IMPOSSIBLE THINGS

MAY HAPPEN

THAT THE WORLD'S NEVER SEEN BEFORE.

IN DEXTER'S LABORATORY... ♪

LIVES THE SMARTEST BOY YOU'VE EVER SEEN

BUT DEE DEE

BLOWS HIS EXPERIMENTS

TO SMITHEREENS... ♪

THERE IS GLOOM AND DOOM

WHILE THINGS GO BOOM

IN DEXTER'S LAB

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