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PFLUGFELDER, MUSIC FROM OLD

DOUGH

DOMINION IS COMING.

ACCORDING TO CDC, INCIDENTS OF

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASES

HAVE REACHED A RECORD HIGH IN

THE UNITED STATES, MORE THAN 2

MILLION CASES OF CHLAMYDIA,

GONORRHEA, AND SYPHILIS LAST

YEAR.

WE DID IT, GUYS, WE MADE AMERICA

GREAT AGAIN.

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

SERIOUS THING, THEY SAY A NUMBER

OF FACTORS ARE FUELING THIS NEW

EPIDEMIC.

BUT MOSTLY IT COMES DOWN TO

TINDER AND "BACHELOR IN

PARADISE."

[ LAUGHTER ]

DID YOU EVER CARRY A CONDOM IN

YOUR WALLET?

GUILLERMO, DO YOU CARRY A CONDOM

IN WALLET?

>> Guillermo: NEVER DID.

>> Jimmy: I NEVER DID EITHER,

WAY IS ALWAYS A REALIST.

[ LAUGHTER ]

TODAY I WAS WONDERING IF PEOPLE

STILL DO IT.

I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD

QUESTION TO ASK FOLKS ON THE

STREETS.

THIS AFTERNOON WE WENT OUTSIDE,

ASKED PEOPLE, ARE YOU CARRYING A

CONDOM ON YOU?

THIS IS A GAME.

WE WILL SEE AN INDIVIDUAL, SAY

HELLO, AND THEN BASED SOLELY ON

THAT INTRODUCTION, WE WILL

GUESS, TOGETHER, WHETHER THAT

PERSON IS HOLDING A CONDOM.

OKAY?

GOT IT?

LET'S BEGIN.

>> HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME, WHERE

ARE YOU FROM?

>> LARRY THOMAS FROM LOS

ANGELES, CALIFORNIA.

>> ARE YOU CARRYING A CONDOM ON

YOU?

>> Jimmy: IS LARRY FROM L.A. --

SEEMED LIKE HE WAS HOLDING A

BLUNT IN HIS HAND OR IS THAT MY

IMAGINATION?

IS HE CARRYING A CONDOM?

EVERYONE SAYS YES, LET'S FIND

OUT.

>> YES -- NO, SIR.

>> Jimmy: HE HAD TO THINK ABOUT

IT FOR A SECOND.

NEXT UP.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE

YOU FROM?

>> EV VAIN HAND, I'M FROM

CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.

>> ARE YOU CARRYING A CONDOM ON

YOU?

>> Jimmy: IS EVAN FROM CHICAGO

CARRYING A CONDOM?

EVERYBODY SAYS NO.

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> I'M NOT.

>> WHY NOT?

>> I'M HERE FOR ABSTINENCE AND

PURITY, SUNSHINE.

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> Jimmy: THIS IS DEFINITELY THE

PLACE FOR THAT.

HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD, THEY CALL

IT PURITY CENTRAL.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S SEE ANOTHER

ONE.

>> MY NAME IS MARTIN FROM

GERMANY.

>> ARE YOU CARRYING A CONDOM ON

YOU?

>> Jimmy: WOW, EVERYBODY SAYS

YES.

DOES MARTIN HAVE A CONDOM?

>> YES, I DO.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE?

>> YEAH.

>> THIS SIDE -- THIS SIDE.

HERE IT IS.

>> HOW LONG HAS THAT BEEN THERE

FOR?

>> ABOUT FOUR MONTHS.

>> Jimmy: IT SAID "LUST" ON IT

TOO.

WELL, GOOD LUCK TO YOU AND YOUR

WEINER SCHNITZEL.

IN GERMANY CONDOMS ARE CALLED

FLUGELHORNS, THAT'S A FACT.

>> LEE FROM PHILADELPHIA.

I JUST MOVED HERE.

>> ARE YOU CARRYING A CONDOM ON

YOU?

>> IS EMILY CARRYING A CONDOM?

THE AUDIENCE IS MIXED.

>> ACTUALLY -- YEAH.

>> AWESOME.

A MAGNUM.

>> GOT TO HAVE SOME FUN.

>> Jimmy: THAT'S A HEALTHY

ATTITUDE.

EMILY MIGHT BE SETTING SOMEONE

UP FOR AN AUGUST AWARD MOMENT.

AWKWARD MOMENT.

OH, A MAGNUM?

OKAY, WE HAVE ONE MORE, I

BELIEVE.

>> WHAT'S YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE

YOU FROM?

>> AL, LOS ANGELES.

>> ARE YOU CARRYING A CONDOM ON

YOU?

>> Jimmy: DOES AL FROM LOS

ANGELES HAVE A CONDOM ON HIM?

LET'S FIND OUT.

>> UH -- NO.

>> OH.

YOU SHOULD.

>> OKAY.

>> IT'S PRETTY WEIRD OUT THERE.

>> I GUESS SO.

>> THANK YOU.

>> Jimmy: YOU KNOW, I ALWAYS

WONDERED IF WEIRD AL CARRIED A

CONDOM.

NOW WE KNOW.

SHOULD SET HIM UP WITH EMILY.

THAT'S THE FUN THING ABOUT GOING

OUTSIDE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S

FAMOUS OR WHO'S POSING AS A

FAMOUS PERSON.

I DO WANT TO SAY IT'S IMPORTANT

TO USE PROTECTIO

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