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Practice English Speaking&Listening with: The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS

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[SMG4 Intr-]

Mario: Get a-ready to move your PINGAS!

Mario: Hello!

Mario: [Italian Gibberish]

Mario: [Another Italian Gibberish]

Luigi: CALL 9-1-1 NOW!

Mario: LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLE!!!

Luigi: [Screams like a scared woman!]

Mario: Whoa!

Mario: Take-a that!

(ooh shiny)

Mario: Come here, fishy, fishy!

Mario: Here fishy, fishy...

Mario: Hello?

Mario: Aye!

Mario: Yoohoo?

Mario: Hey, where did everybody go?

(Metal Gear ! Sound!)

OH SHET TOAST FAIRIES (Overlapping TOAST!s)

Mario: *Screams*

Announcer: GREAT!

Mario: Okie dokie!

Mario: HERE WE GOOOOO!!!

Wario: AHAHAHAHAHA

*HOME PHONE RINGING*

Wario: Yeah?

Red Shell: I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I will look for you.

Red Shell: I will find you.

Red Shell: And I will kill you.

[PHONE BEEPING]

[DOORBELL RINGS]

Pizza Deliver: Hello ma'am here's your pizza.

Wario: HAH HAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

Wario: HAVE A ROTTEN DAY. (:(})

RIP bottles

Wario: WA HAHAHAHAHA--

Red Shell: Surprise motherf***er!

Wario: AAAAAAH!!!!

Wario: WAAAAAAAA!!!!

Announcer: GREAT!

Luigi: WAT!?

Announcer: GREAT!

Mario: I HAVE THE POWER-(ded)

Mario: Who's laughing now? HA-HAHAHAHA-(ded again)

Announcer: PINGASible

Fishy Boopkins: O-of course I do! I have a lot of friends!

Fishy Boopkins: I have this rubber ducky!

Fishy Boopkins: and and this half eaten sandwich!

Fishy Boopkins: Uh, will you be my friend? *How about "no", you pathetic piece of aquatic s#|+.?*

Fishy Boopkins: Nooooo, okay...

ARE BOOS SCAREDY CATS??

*Boos laughing*

Mario: Lalala hmhmhmhm...

Boo #1: What's that noise?

- Mario: HELLO. - Boo #1: AAAAH!!!

Boo #1: What the fuck?!

Boo #1: I don't know what I'm doing.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Boo #1: sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t

Boo #1: FUCK ME! FUCK ME! FUCK ME!!

- Mario: Yippie! - Boo #1: Aah! Aah! Aah!

Boo #1: Shit! I don't- FUCK THIS SHIT! WOAAH!!!!

Boo #1: Stop screaming! Stop- AAAH! AAAAAAH!!!

Boo #1: Fuck this game, man. Fuck...

Mario: Boo! Boo #2: AAH!!

Announcer: GREAT!

SMG4: So, you like jazz?

Dr Mario: BIIATCH!

Dr Mario: *Italian Gibberish

Old Man: DOCTOR!!!

Dr Mario: PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE! PILLS HERE!

*DED

Heavy: MEDIC!

Heavy: HELP!

I need healing!

Toad: Oooh! Oaah!!

Dr Mario: SH*T!

Bowser: *perv licking, slurping sounds*

Announcer: GREAT!

Idk what to put here

(Bowser's evil as heck laugh)

SONG: My boo - At Night I Think of You

(Peach does the WTH face)

dat bowser rig

(Peach flips off Bowser)

BUSTED

*car starting SFX*

Mario: Lets-a go!

Mario: Wheeeeeeeeee~!!!

Mario: *Italian gibberish* Ha-ha~! *Italian gibberish* Yahoo! Wahoo~! Yeaah~!

(The Do The Mario song mashed up with another song)

Mario: WHOAH! *Italian Gibberish, again* Hmmm!

- Mario: Ohhh yeeeeaaahhhh~! - ♫You've got it! ♫

[BOOM]

Fishy Boopkins: Eh? What? Ehhhhh...

Fishy Boopkins: OOH, SHINY~!

Fishy Boopkins: I wanna touch it.

[ALARM BEEPING]

Fishy Boopkins: OH NO I DIDNT MEAN TO DO THAT! IM SORRY! IM SORRY!

[OVERLAPPING "STAPH RIGHT THERE!"S]

Picolas Cage: STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE!!!!!!!

Fishy Boopkins: EH, UM EHHHHHH...

Fishy Boopkins: Yoink!

(Fishy Screamkins)

Fishy Boopkins: Never take me alive bitches!

Fishy Boopkins: Guh? Whoa, did I make it? Oh yeah I made...

STOP RIGHT THERE!!!!!!1111ONEONEONE

Fishy Boopkins: My ovaries!

Announcer: Pingas!

Steve: WE HAVE TECHNOLOGY!

Mario: Fucking ...GENIUS~!!!!

Mario: Okie dokie

Mario: Let's go!

Colonel Sanders: HELLOOOOO~!

Mario: Yeah, hahaha!

Steve: YES~!

KABOOM!!!1111ONEONEONE

Announcer: Great!

Mario: Ooooh!

Mario: Haha!

Mario: I got you

Mario: Yiahohohohohoooo!

Mario: Okie dokie!

TRIGGERED

he will make you not see him

Mario: Mamaf*cker!

A/N: Who knows?

Mario: HERE WE GO~!

(SQUISHING INTESTIFIES)

A/N: WOW, IT'S PAPER MARIO! *Or... that's so-called Paper Mario.*

Mario: NAILED IT.

["September" by Earth, Wind and Fire playing]

Obviously...

Bob: WhAt ArE YoU TalkING ABOuT?

Bob: EvERYone LovES ME

Bob: I'Ll ShOW yOU

Bob: ExCuSE me MiSTEr hELlO ThERE Do YoU

*Explosion SFX*

Son of a great

Mario: It's-a Mario Time!

Mario: GRRR!!!

Mario: Here we go again! Wohoo!

Mario: Oh shit!

Announcer: Pingas!

Doctor: The results are in...

Doctor: YOU ARE THE FATHER.

BOWSER: FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Announcer: Great!

Mario: Hahahaaha!

Mario: No, you don't! No, you don't!

Piranha Plant: OH HELL NO~!

*OMG*

GET REKT THIS TIME!!!

Mario: Okie dokie...

Announcer: Great!

Mario: *Italian Gibberish*

A/N: Yay, great question :|

Mario: IT'S-A MARIO TIME!!!

[CRACKING KNUCKLES]

FINAL SMASH

- Announcer: GREAT - Mario: Yeah! Woohoo!

Mario: *Italian Gibberish*

SMG4: HEY FUCKER!

[Overlapping shouting]

SMG4: FUCK HIM UP!

Mario: *Screaming and panicking* *Well, you're now fucked up, Mario!

A/N: I guess not.

Mario: [SCREAMING and muffled yelps]

Mario: Mama Mia! *Italian Gibberish* Ha-haa!

Mario: OH NO!!

- [TRAIN HONKS] - Mario: AAAH!

- Mario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- - THOMAS THE WEED ENGINE INCOMING

SMOKE SMOKE WEED *airhorn* SM-SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY

Train Mafia: Chu-chu motherfucker!

Mario: [SCREAMS]

[GUN FIRING]

Mario: [Last screaming]

A/N: HA!!! SEE?! TOLD YA SO!! XD

[SMG4 OUTRO]

A/N: Thank you for watchin', folks! This subtitle is written by - borkity bork where dogs can bork (plz sub!)

A/N: See you next time!

The Description of The Mario Channel: MARIOBUSTERS